Cards against Humanity

by TheKing2001

Round Two

Previous Chapter

Vinyl plopped down on the floor next to Octavia and stealing a drink of her tea, making a grossed out face.

"Did you wipe?", Bon Bon asked.

"Yes", Vinyl replied.

"And did you wash your hands?", Octavia questioned, smirking.

Glaring at Octavia, Vinyl replied with a curt yes.

"And did you flush?", Lyra joined in snickering softly.

"For God's sake, I wiped, I flushed and I washed my hands with soap", Vinyl snapped.

"Hey Vinyl", Derpy spoke up, "you have some toilet paper stuck to your boot".

Vinyl, confused, glanced down in confusion.

"Gotcha" Derpy smiled triumphantly.

All the girls in the room stared in surprise before bursting out laughing. "Good one Derps", Lyra laughed loudly, reaching over and patting the grey girl on the shoulder.

Vinyl grudgingly nodded, letting a smile slip.

"It's my turn correct?, Lyra questioned Sunset, who nodded, happily eating a glazed donut, leaning into Derpy who smiled at the red haired girl contently.

Lyra picked up a black card and began to read. "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure blank for all eternity". Closing her eyes and placing the card down, Lyra patiently waited.

"Alright, you can open your eyes now", Bon Bon said.

Lyra picked up a white card and started reading, "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure Jafar for all eternity".

Derpy and Octavia laughed softly at that.

"In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure velcro all eternity". Lyra rolled her eyes. "That's a lame card".

Picking up the next card, she continued. " in the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure Boris the Soviet Love Hammer for all eternity".

"Who the heck is Boris?", Vinyl cut in.

"Well, if you paid attention to me telling you about it last month in class instead of listening to what you call music or sleeping, you'd know who he is", Sunset piped in, rolling her eyes dramatically.

"I have enough lectures from teachers no offense", Vinyl said tossing her hands up in the air. "It's more fun to listen to music".

"If you two are done, I got more cards to read", Lyra said waving a white card at the two girls. Sunset waved her hand for the mint girl to continue reading.

"In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure the milk that comes out of a person for all eternity", Lyra looked at Bon Bon thoughtfully. "What do you think that means?"

"I have no clue", Bon Bon said, staring in confusion at her partner.

"Maybe the card means breast feeding", Raindrops mused. "It does say milk that comes out of a person, milk comes out of a women's breast for a newborns nurturing."

Octavia nodded, "Maybe".

"Or it could mean sperm from a man", Sunset cut in with her opinion. "Some weirdos call cum milk or well some of the guys I knew back in Equestria called it that. I never did find out why".

"In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure our mutual friend Brad for all eternity", Lyra continued with reading the cards. "That's kinda lame, I thought this game was wild, Vin?"

"Well it is. Some cards are shitty, some cards are better than others. It's a mixed bag what you get really", the DJ replied.

"Yeah", Sunset cut in. "It's all random and chance, I remember one card almost made Rarity and Flash vomit".

"Sounds like a lovely time", Octavia commented, rolling her eyes.

"Yeah", Sunset said sadly, "it was for a while", while a grey hand fell on her shoulder comfortingly. "Anyway," she spoke her head and forced a smile," let's keep going".

Lyra nodded quickly, eager to change the topic to keep her friend comfortable. "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure a boo-boo for all eternity, that was a okayish card i guess".

Picking up the next card and glancing at it, Lyra burst out laughing while her friends looked on.

"Uhm, Lyra dear are you gonna tell us what's so funny?, Octavia questioned nervously.

"Just this card", Lyra continued laughing. "You and Bon Bon aren't gonna like it but the others will".

Vinyl, getting tired of the suspense, "Well read the damn thing already, I hate waiting".

Lyra smiled, "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure a phantasmagoria of anal delights". Lyra burst out laughing again while Vinyl and Sunset joined in.

Octavia's face turned slightly green and Raindrops chuckled at her expression."You good there, Octavia?" She questioned the girl.

"Y-yeah, I'm okay just shocked is all", she replied.

"Alright, the anal delight wins, who had that card?", Lyra questioned smiling

Bon Bon nervously raised her hand and Lyra stared in surprise. "Wow, I didn't see that coming", she commented sliding the black card to the cream girl. "Good job Bonnie".

"Thanks Ly", she replied shyly, smiling at her girlfriends facial expression.

"Good job", Derpy smiled. "We made a mess of this room, we should probably clean up before we continue playing".

"Well, we were gonna make a mess of this room tonight anyway", Sunset teased, making the grey girl blush. The others stared in surprise, while Vinyl and Lyra started laughing. "I think I didn't need to know that information", Octavia commented.

Vinyl rolled her eyes, smirking. "We all knew they were dating, I think we all knew they went to the next step so".

"I'm gonna get some trash bags for the mess", Derpy stood up quickly, blushing and brushing some crumbs of muffins off her skirt. She bolted for the door while Sunset laughed.

"So Raindrops," Octavia focused on the yellow girl, leaning forward. "When did you and Cloudkicker meet?"

"We met in middleschool", Raindrops answered. "I was staying after for photography club, it was gonna be a big rainstorm. I love rainy weather and saw an opportunity to get some amazing pictures of the clouds and other stuff. One day, this girl comes into the classroom we used to put our photos from the camera onto the computers and sits down at a computer in the back corner".

"I remember that", Bon Bon interjected, "she was super shy for the longest. I think you're the first person she spoke to outside of the teachers"

Raindrops nodded amd continued," Anyway a few days later, she sits down next to me and asks for help getting photography and such. I answer all her questions, show the cameras how to use them and how to move photos over to the computers. We were friends till freshman year and then she randomly asked me out for coffee on a week end and here we are now".

Derpy, having returned in middle of the story started picking some trash and putting them in a bag. "She's super nice, surprised me not gonna lie, everyone always bullied me for my eye being messed up except you guys. I was pleasantly surprised. Taught me to never read a book by its cover"


Author's Note

Alright, so that's the second chapter done. I wanted to give Raindrops a little bit more backstory since there's not many stories of her on here. She's gonna be playing bigger roles in the prequels and such when this is completed. I figured about eight chapters or so, allowing each girl to go once or maybe do more than one round each chapter.
Lyra: One
BonBon: One
Sunset: Zero
Derpy: Zero
Raindrops: Zero
Vinyl: Zero
Octavia: Zero