Law of Multiverse

Dem new years.

.....Hey....you....*snore*.....out there....beyond....the wall....*snore*....breaking bottles on....the...wall...*snor-

*CRASH*

I slowly woke up from my nap in the barrel...to only find myself face first into a giant tree with pain all over my body.

"Ooh....my aching hea-"

Suddenly I felt something hit me on the head. "Ow!" I said as that object attributed to the pain. Now that my vision has refocused, I picked up the object and made out that it was an apple. While laying against a tree, I notice broken wood planks all surrounding me, and the sound of trotting ponies coming at me.

"H-Hey Ray! Are you okay!" said Twilight as she came running over toward me, out of breath. Fluttershy trailed above her flying. "Heh...I sorta lost control of the barrel." said Twilight.

"Yeah....I can somewhat infer that...ow.." I managed to groan out.

"Well um, we're here." said Fluttershy.

I looked around and saw nothing but a giant orchard of apple trees. The sun was setting its distance in the sky. Up ahead on the dirt paved road was a giant red barn house. "Uh, is that a barn house or something?" I asked.

"It's Sweet Apple Acres, our friend lives there and will be glad to provide dinner." said Twilight. "Come on, let's go!" she added in shortly afterwards.

So I followed the purple pony and the flying Pegasus pony over to a giant red barn house. We were nearing the entrance, I'm assuming, when an orange pony with some cowboy hat trotted over to us.

"HOWDY YA'LL, YA'LL FETCHING SOMETHING TO EA-" the orange pony said before stopping dead sentence. Her pupils shrunk and starred right at me.

"W..w..what in the hay is that?" she said while still starring right at me. I was starring back, with my hands in my pockets, not phased.

"Here Applejack, let me explain" said Twilight after letting out a sigh.

Huh, her name's Applejack. That would explain the orchard of apple trees. So after a brief explanation, the orange pony stopped shivering and slowly trotted over to me. She came face to face with me. She eyed me very closely with a suspicious look.

"Ah'm...Applejack" she said as if I were doing something very suspicious.

"And uh, I'm Ray..." I said somewhat nervously, thinking this pony was about to trample me over or something of the sort.

"Here, ya'll follow me." AJ said. So the other two ponies followed her, and I kept my distance while still following. She led us over to a few benches. I sat down parallel to AJ, whom was still keeping a close eye on me.

"If ya'll would excuse me, Ah'mma go grab supper" said AJ. She got up from her seat and trotted over to the main house of the barn and came back with a tray filled with pie and apple juice. She placed the tray in front of us, passed out the drinks to the other two ponies and me, sat back down, and began to eat. Even though I'm probably not able to digest the food in this world, I couldn't turn down apple juice.

I just sat there, trying not to make eye contact with anything or anyone.

"Why aren't ya'll eating your pie?" AJ asked me.

"...uh, what's inside of it?" I quietly said.

"Apples" she said.

"Oh...well then" I said looking down at my slice, I slowly picked up the slice, and brought it slowly to my mouth, starting to get really nervous as the pony just sat there, eye'd me, waiting for me to make a wrong move of some sort. I slowly began to eat the pie while starring back at AJ. It was actually pretty good, and if I weren't put into an awkward position like this, I'd act as a human vacuum and cram it all in at once. But I slowly finished off my slice, as it was quite big and it hit the spot. AJ then backed off a bit, but still looking at me.

"So," AJ said while taking a swing of her juice. "What do ya'll do?"

"I uh...I play....guitar" I said, feared for my life that I might offend the pony and have a rampage bestowed upon me.

"Mmhm, what songs do ya'll know?"

Since this pony was a lot on the country side, might as well say Free Bird.

"Free Bird...for one" I nervously said.

"Free Bird?" AJ looked up in surprise. "By Lynyrd Neighyrd?"

Lynyrd Neighyrd. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Ha, I get it.

"Um, yea. That one exactly" I said.

AJ then smiled and lifted up her attitude.

"Well I'll be darned sugar, ya'll know how to play on of em' fancy songs! Ya'll should come back here again for supper tomarra' and play that song fur me." she said happily.

"Eh, will do." I said with delight that know the pony is comfortable with me and not eying me suspiciously.

"But before ya'll go, Ah'm sorry if I was givin' you the cold shoulder earlier, just Ah though you might be some scary creature that was gonna eat me or somethin'." AJ said with a smile.

Oh, the irony.

"Oh, um, Ray? Would you um, like to stay with me for a bit since you have your...guitar thing...with me? We can go um, down to Rarity's tomorrow and get your clothes." Fluttershy asked.

Since I had no other choice, might as well follow her back to her cottage. Hopefully my jacket is fixed tomorrow and I can find out what the hell exactly happened. Twilight went her own separate way and I followed Fluttershy back to her home. The walk was an hour or two. Once finally arrived, she prepared a bed for me on the couch. I wonder if they treat all non-world native creatures this kind. Fluttershy went up stairs and I flopped down on the couch. Surprisingly it was soft. And before long I drifted to sleep. Sleep. such...a...wonderful...w.woooooooord-...*snore*