Law of Multiverse

I slowly began to open one eye. The darkness that surrounded me faded in an aroma of colors. Wait...this isn't my house...

"WHAT THE" I exclaimed as I sprang up, eyes widened at the mysterious place before me. It was there I realized where I was and remembered the whole events. "Oh...yeah...right" I muttered while slowly falling back into the trance of sleep, until a familiar voice said:

"Are...are you awake?" Fluttershy asked as I looked to the right of me. She somewhat giggled at my forgetfulness.

"I...um, I woke up early to feed the chickens, when I..uh, came across this" she said as she pulled a square object out of her bag and handed it to me. It was my Electric Light Orchestra greatest hits CD from my car. Even though my car is...well was an early 70's model with a cassette player, I upgraded it to a CD player so I can play CD's on the road.

"Hey wait, that's my ELO album, where'd you find that?" I asked.

"It was by my chicken coop, but that was the only thing around, nothing else" she said. "But...who's ELO, if that's okay" she said while hiding her face in her hair a bit.

"Uh....they're a group of musicians, who are basically an Orchestra....but using styles of rock in it." I replied.

That seemed enough to satisfy the pony. She was going to say something else until a knock came on the door.

"I"ll get it" she said. She fluttered over to the door and opened it. Twilight Sparkle poked her head half way through and said "You guys might want to come outside for a second" she said as she motioned us to follow her. Me and Fluttershy went outside to only see a bright white light.

Suddenly, there was a thud and standing before me, was a friggin' giant pony. No, it can't be a pony. It has to be like, a horse. I noticed it had a horn and wings...a mix of a unicorn and Pegasus? What ever it was, it was white, tall, had some type of tiara. I noticed both Twilight and Fluttershy bowing down to it. The horse...thing begun to stare at me, inspecting me very closely without saying a word.

She...I'm assuming, leaned forward right to my face.

"What is your name?" she asked.

I began to shake as I'm probably talking to someone of high power, and one wrong move and I'm done for.

"Uh..R..Ray" I quietly replied.

"I see," she said while she started to go into a more gentle, uplifting mood.

"Well, I'm Princess Celestia. Ruler of all Equestria. Welcome." she stated.

Oh shit, she's the princess.

"Uh...hi" I said while still having the fear of god bestowed upon me.

"I understand you're not from this place, correct? she said.

I nodded.

"From my understanding, there had been a surge of power from a source that traveled far beyond the world. I'm not sure what object is powerful enough to generate such power to travel through space at such lengths. I will be looking into the cause of this event and ways on how to correct it." she finished her statement.

"In the mean time, you are welcome to stay here, as long as you are kept out of the public eye. We don't want to start a mob."

"...Will do" I said.

The princess then expanded her wings and flew up into the sky. At the same time, I heard trotting coming up right behind me. I turned around halfway to only find myself impaled into the ground by a strong force. I look up to only find a constant stream of words coming from a pink pony with poofy hair.

"HEYISITTRUEYOUAREANANLIENHEYSHOULDALIENSBEALLGREENANDSPOOKYANDSTUFFANDSAYICOMEINPEICEBUTYOUDONTLOOKLIKEANALIEN-" she was cut off and pushed off of me by another blue pony with wings.

"Easy there, Pinkie. We don't want to fry its brain." said the pony with a raspy voice and a rainbow colored mane.

"So Twilight, uh, what is this thing? And where's its fur?" the blue pony said. I got up and slowly descended backwards away from the 4 ponies.

"Hey uh Rainbow, I think we're creeping him out" Twilight said as she noticed me backing away.

"Him?!?!" the blue pony said out of surprise.

"Hey I didn't mean to creep it out! Matter of fact I haven't creeped anyone out, except for this onetimeIwaswatchingapplejackthroughthewindowofherroomandshewassleepingandIwascu-" the pink pony rambled on.

The blue Pegasus rolled her eyes at the pink pony and ran up toward me. I backed into an inconveniently placed tree as the Pegasus pony closed in.

"What...are you?" she said. I had no choice but to answer.

"A...human."

"A what?"

"Human." I said.

"What's a human?"

Here we go again.