Law of Multiverse

I gave the blue Pegasus a breakdown of what a human being was, for the 3rd or 4th time. This took the rest of the afternoon to explain. The hyperactive pink pony hopped over to the area where me and the blue Pegasus were standing by, listening to my definition. "And basically, yeah, that's why we have these attachments called thumbs.", I said as I finished off the tale. The pink pony cocked her head sideways and looked at me. She said "Where did you come from then?". "I came fr-" I was cut off from Twilight putting her hoof over my mouth. "He is from a magical land...heh...one that...many people haven't heard of," she said. "Yeah...I guess that's where I came from," I said, going a long with Twilight's story.

In the distance, I could see the sun was slowly setting. The atmosphere began to grow dark as nightfall approached. Twilight seemed to catch notice. She glanced at the horizon to see the sun setting. She turned back at the two other ponies. "Eh, It's starting to get dark out girls, I think me and our...human friend here better go." she said. The blue Pegasus and the pink pony nodded at each other in agreement. "Hey wait, before we go, what it's name?" said the blue one. "Uh, my name is Ray..." now focusing my attention on the blue Pegasus. "Alright, my name is Rainbow...and that over there is, well Pinkie." she gestured her hoof over at Pinkie, who was licking a flower. "I guess I'll be off, so bye Twilight." said Rainbow, she then opened her wings and head off up into the clouds. Pinkie, I'm assuming, hopped off to her own home.

I guess round two at fluttershy's house...I thought to myself. "Well um, Ray, I guess I'll be off to study more on your appearance here." Twilight said as she left off on her own path. "I um, guess we better go in..." silently said Fluttershy. The stars began to show in the orange and dark blue gradient of the cartoon sky. Me and Fluttershy begun to make our way towards her cottage when we suddenly heard a distance scream in the ambiance. I stopped dead in my tracks and turned around to face the source of the scream. There I saw a cream colored pony with a two tone magenta/blue hair color, with a horrified expression on her face.

"WHA-WHA-WHAT IS THAT THING?!" she exclaimed. Ponies began to emerge from the nearby hills to see what was with all the commotion. Multiple ponies began to accommodate the cream pony, then caught site of me and Fluttershy. Within the blink of an eye, Fluttershy flew at the speed of light into her cottage and slammed the door, leaving me to face a mob of ponies who permanently locked eyes with me. "I...I THINK IT MAY BE TRYING TO HURT US" shouted out some pony from the crowd, "CAPTURE IT!" yelled another one. They started to move in from the distance. I began to take a few steps backwards. They began to progress speed. I instantly toggled my 'oh shit' mode and ran for my life towards the woods.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" I screamed as I ran down a dirt path, leading into a dense forest. I could hear the sound of trotting creeping up behind me. I am no where athletic, and out of shape if anything, so I couldn't run fast. I was no match for speed of these ponies. While running for my life, I spotted a ditch up ahead. I ran toward the ditch, as I came closer, it was covered by a bunch of shrubs. This is the ideal hiding spot. I leaped forward straight into one of the shrubs.

*THWAAAAP* was the only sound I heard, as I got slapped in the face multiple times from branches that were bent back. I landed inside a bush that was big enough to cover my whole body. I stood silent for a minute, I then heard a herd of ponies sprinting past me and off into the distance, with a light source following them. I sighed in relief, while catching my breath. "I'm glad that's over." I quietly said to myself. Then I heard a buzzing noise to my right. I glanced over and saw a wasp, resting on a leaf. "Buzz off" I said and slapped the wasp off of the leaf. Worst move I could ever make. I heard more buzzing. I peered past the shrub, to see a giant wasp nest located right next to the shrub I was in. Wasps were pouring out of the entrance, and flew straight toward me.

"HOLY SHITSHITSHITFUCKFUCK" I exclaimed in horror as I darted out of the shrub, with a whole swarm of wasps after me. I literally screamed like a girl. I was running through a dense forest, in the dark, not knowing my whereabouts, with an angry mob of ponies within a 5 mile radius, AND getting chased by wasps. If I wasn't in a bad situation, I don't know what the hell was. I was flailing my arms left and right trying to swat off the painful barrage of wasps. In attribute to the loud buzzing, I heard faint voices in the distance. The mob is picking back up on my trail. While trying to battle off the wasps, I heard a loud roar come up from behind me.

The swarm of wasps froze solid, and any color in my face just turned to white. I turned around. There was a giant bear. It let out another loud, earth shaking roar. The swarm of wasps quickly broke up. That's all fine and dandy, to only now realize I'M BEING CHASED BY A FRIGGIN' BEAR. I, once again, screamed like a girl and made a break for it. I now have a bear and an angry mob of ponies chasing after me through the forest. My only source of light was the moon. I was trying to dodge every tree in my path, while the giant bear just plowed through them, as if it were a freight train. It then took a long lunge at me. I quickly jumped to avoid its hit, but also fell down a steep hill.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" I screamed while I uncontrollably rolled down a hill, making painful contact with any tree branch and thorn shrub in my path. The air began to get more thinner and fog started rolling in. I came to a stop after having my face make contact with a tree trunk. After about a second of pain and seeing nothing but stars, I got knocked unconscious.

I slowly awoken to a morning sky. My vision was constantly refocusing on the objects around me. After awhile, I got a clear image. I tried moving my arm, but it ached in soreness. I eventually mustered up enough strength to slowly rise from the ground. I staggered getting up, and leaned on a tree to gain some support. I slowly looked at my surroundings. I was in the middle of nowhere, lost in this forest. I looked at my clothes, they were all torn and ripped, with a couple of branches sticking out, a long with patches of dirt and grass stains.

I slowly staggered my way to what appeared to be a pond. I slowly bent my aching back forward to look into it. My god, my face was a wreck. My hair was all over the place, I had a few red bumps from the wasp stings, I had dried blood all over my mouth and nose area, and I had a black eye. I looked up. "H...h...hello" I said with hardly any strength. "Is...anyone...out here?" I said thinking I'd get a reply. Nothing answered back but the sound of wind running through the leaves. I looked ahead and saw a running stream. I slowly moved toward the stream, with every aching step.

I finally arrived at the stream. I peered at my reflection in the water, slowly keeled down and cupped some water. I took a sip, then splashed the rest all over my face. I repeated multiple times to wash all the dry blood off. I than stood up, took a few steps back, and then collapsed. Right before everything went to black, I heard something coming up from nearby bushes. My vision and hearing faded out.