A terrible crisis has afflicted Pipp Petals: her social media metrics are going down. A declining starlet is a desperate starlet, and desperate starlets take risks. Like turning some chatbot app into a digital PR coach.

So what if there's only one pony in history whose hunger for fame surpasses Pipp's? Or that its advice seems more like self-serving commands? Pipp is a smart pony. She's still in charge. She can shut her phone off whenever she wants to.

She just doesn't want to. And Tri.exe knows it. So let the mischief begin.

Oh, and also Hearts And Hooves Day is coming up. Surely that won't be a relevant plot point.

Fic's current outline is six chapters. Should be completed by the end of next week.