After some deliberating that didn't advance time in the story in real-time like the last chapter, I started feeling kind of funny and vibrating a bit (that's normal, right?).

"Um, are you... supposed to be doing that?" Discord asked. "Honestly, you look like a maraca," Discord continues as he shifts into a mariachi guy. Then, I see Rainbow Dash flying in the sky.

"OHNYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH IS RAINBOW I FEEL LIKE I COULD RUN A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR RAINBOWRAINBOWRAINBOW I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RACE READY SET GOOOOOOO!!!!!" And without warning, I run an ACTUAL hundred miles an hour while Rainbow (who, last I checked, regularly flies at 60 miles per hour unless she's breaking the sound barrier with a sonic rain-boom) tries to keep up in confusion.

"What is in those cupcakes?!!" Rainbow asked as she could barely keep up with the hyperactive writer.

"A bag of sugar silly! " Pinkie responds, having shown up out of nowhere (of course).

Even after I obviously won the race, I didn't stop running... I couldn't.

"OHMYGOSHWOWI'MRUNNINGSOFASTIDON'TEVENFEELTIREDIDON'TTHINKI'DEVERSTOPRUNNI-" And then I suddenly had a major sugar crash and fell flat on my face as I went instantly to sleep.

I can't really remember what happened. I think there's a vague memory of losing a few teeth, Discord putting the teeth back in my mouth (incorrectly), and maybe I was taken to Twilight’s castle to crash for a few hours. I must've been taken to Twilight's palace, cause that's where I've just woken up...

"Wow that sugar crash did a number on me! I swear my molar is where my front tooth should be... wait a second...... DISCORD!!!!"

Okay so that fiasco got fixed. What next?

"Thanks for fixing my teeth CORRECTLY this time."

"No problem, I just had to have SOME fun right?" Discord replied.

"Actually, I have an idea for something else FUN we could do (that doesn't involve sugar crashes and lost teeth)..." I mused.

"Great! What did you have in mind?"

So we went apple bucking.

"What's so fun about apple bucking?" Discord asked

"What if... we turned some of the apples into rubber ducks? The ones hidden deeper in the trees of course. Then when Applejack bucks the trees, she'll get apples AND ducks! Great right?"

"I suppose... or, we could turn them into jello!" Discord added.

"BOTH!!!"

"BRILLIANT!!! I like you Donut. You're my kind of human!"

"Yeah!"

And so thats what we did.

"Hey Applejack! Mind if we help with the apple harvest?" I asked definitely not crossing my fingers behind me whaaaat.

"Not at all sugah! Ah just got ta get a few apples over there, then we can buck the ones here." Applejack responded

"Great! We'll just get started. 😉"

So Discord got started by turning the deep apples into jello, while I wrote the ducks into the story.

While we were at Sweet Apple Acres, the apples that hadn't already become jello apples turned into rubber duckies! This will go over just perfectly, right? (wrong. Of course it won't. Didn't you see that comedy tag? )

Apple bucking time.

"WHAT IN TARNATION? DISCORD!!! Ah should've known not tah let ya help with the harvest. Seriously???"

"... I may be guilty too."

"Gotta love that you have that book to help in the chaos, though I don't mind causing ALL the chaos." Discord said as we fist bumped.

"What in the what now? You got a book that can turn my apples into jello and rubber duckies?" Applejack asked.

"Well, not quite. (insert full explanation here because the readers already know how this works)"

"We'll I'll be darned... Ah almost wouldn't have believed it if ah hadn't seen it with mah own eyes..."

This chapter is feeling very dialogue heavy, so now Discord and I continue to do a bunch of random *bleep*. First we turned the river into chocolate milk while floating on doughnut inner tubes (Take a random guess at who's idea that was), then we made a visit to the royal palace and pranked Luna (cause why not? Luna is best princess ~~and needs and emoji. Even CELESTIA has an emoji! Why can't we have a "Forgive me, if I withhold my enthusiasm" Luna emoji please!!!~~ not important right now Donut...), and after that we went to Rarity's boutique to see what she would style for me.

"Oh my, I've never really designed a dress for a human before, but I suppose it's worth a try... what did you have in mind?"

"Well, hold on one sec." I then did this.

As I miss my ability to use the internet, I decided to write that my iPhone from home suddenly appeared. How did it get here? Magic.

"Okay, now I have my phone. Lets see... If you could make this, that would be great! Maybe add your own touch too."

(What can I say. I've always loved the pink dress more than the blue one in both movies...)

"Seems easy enough. Let's just measure your dimensions then shall we?" Rarity said.

We realized Rarity didn't have a human mannequin to drape and sew on, so I wrote it in (too lazy right now to do the whole write in italics thing, just trust it happened alright?). After some time, the dress was finished!

"Oh my gosh, yes Yes YES!!! I LOVE IT!!! Especially the tiny flowers and sparkles added on the skirt and bodice!" I gushed as I had (one of) my dream dress(es). The twirl on the skirt was phenomenal too (Rarity did a full circle skirt ❤️). Now that I had an amazing new dress, we needed an event to wear it to (and there won't be any evil family members there to ruin it!). Stay tuned for next chapter as more chaos (and some normal things too) ensues!!!

"Next chapter? What is this, a story?" Rarity asked.

Author's Note

Thanks for reading! What event do you think I'll be crashing next chapter? It probably won't be what you think, so guess wisely (or if you make up a fun fake event, I could use that instead!). Thanks to all who read this while I write from my New Testament Survey class! (Don't tell the professor I'm not taking notes 🤫) Still open to all ideas y'all may have for future chapters!!! Thanks again to SombraTheTyrantKing (I think that's right) for the ideas!