Twenty-three days later, Donut begins writing chapter two.

“Wait wait wait,” Twilight interrupted, “you mean to tell me we’ve been standing here for TWENTY-THREE DAYS???”

“Um, yes?”

“Why don’t we feel like it?”

“Well…”

Celestia was currently smiling one of two possible smiles right now:

1) I need to pee so bad right now but I’m too confused/interested in what’s happening right now.

Or

2) I stepped on a pickle…

We’ll go with the first option.

“…”

“Sooo, I guess we need to find out where this book came from?” I asked.

“Yes.” Twilight responded.

“I have a sneaking suspicion of who would make a book like this.” Luna said.

“Me too,” I say. “But there’s only one way to find out…

Suddenly, without warning, Discord appears. He doesn’t seem too happy about being spontaneously summoned by a book…

“Wha- Honestly. I love a surprising entrance as much as the next draqonicus, but I was in the middle of a shower.” Discord complained through chocolate milk dripping from his fur. He snapped his shower cap off and dried himself off with his towel and somehow ended up clean and not sticky… (don’t ask)

“So Discord, would you happen to know anything about this?” Celestia gestures to the book.

“Oh, that’s where that went! And look what it brought back! -gestures to me- Wow, you know when I made that book and sent it into a random dimension, I didn’t expect to actually get it back…” Discord mused.

“Wait a minute. You mean to tell me that you created a book that has the power to rewrite reality… and you sent it FAUST KNOWS WHERE and didn’t think it could be used for potential EVIL????” Prepare Twilight’s grave (or hair dye to hide the grey)

“I’m not evil! For right now…”

“What was that?”

“Nothing. I do have to wonder though, Discord, how did you make a book that can change reality?"

"Well, to be fair, it didn't initially have that ability..." Discord responded with some level of confusion.

"How is that possible?" Luna asked.

"When I made this book, it was a prank book for making fiction into reality. You know, things like making it rain cotton candy or making a super sized hot dog appear."

"What's a hot dog?" Twilight asked.

"Don't ask questions Twilight, you don't wanna know," I said. "However," I think for a minute, "that does give me a theory... You said this book gives its holder the ability to make fiction reality? Where I'm from, you guys are just a fictional TV show based around Twilight's friendship adventures and friends adventures (with far too few episodes about the royal sisters...). When I placed myself into the world of My Little Pony, I created an entire fictional world devoid of the rules it normally had... In other words, I can control this entire realm because my realm says it's fiction. Anything goes!"

"So, you have the power to completely control this world for good or evil?” Twilight asked.

“Why do you keep thinking I’ll be the villain of this story?! Not that there won’t inevitably be one…”

“…”

“Well, since we’ve already covered how the magic works, that you’re not a threat, and Discord makes stupid decisions… How about you (Discord) give her a tour of Equestria since it’s kind of your fault she’s even here?” Celestia interjected into the awkward silence.

“Oh, I don’t kno-“

“I’D LOVE THAT!!!” I shouted.

“… fine. A tour for the human.”

“Donut”

“I thought you were a human?”

“Um, no, my NAME is Donut. I’m not saying I AM a doughnut 😂”

“Okay, then. A TOUR FOR THE MAJESTIC DONUT!!!”

So we began by heading to Sugarcube Corner for some of Pinkie Pie’s famous cupcakes! They were ✨ divine ✨ and Pinkie reacted to me how you’d expect.

(To be read quickly and with a high energy voice)
“Oh my gosh Discord you brought a human to Equestria? This is so cool I’ve never seen a human before except for that one time I saw a strange book about them in Twilight’s library and then I may have snuck through the mirror once to visit myself and have the ultimate Pinkie party but you’d think I’d have learned from my cloning incident that one Pinkie Pie is plenty and I did so I left shortly after without seeing any humans but still it was fun and-“

“Pinkie please!!! We just want a cupcake.” Discord interrupted.

“I don’t know, I was just getting invested in this. Maybe we should visit human Pinkie sometime and have an epic Pinkie party!”

“Ooooh with balloons and cake and confetti cannons and all our friends!”

“ABSOLUTELY!!! And we’ll invite Luna and Celestia and the Principles can meet the Princesses and-“

“Wait, you know about the mirror and their world?” Discord asked.

“Um, yes… That world is also a part of a movie series and sub series called ‘Equestria Girls’. Meeting Sunset Shimmer would be cool.”

Shoot, I’m trailing off a bit. Back to cupcakes 🧁.

“But um, yeah, we’ll have two of your famous cupcakes please!”

After we enjoyed some ~~diabetes pills~~ cupcakes, I wasn’t sure what to do next. So I decided to leave that to the next chapter and wait for my readers to give me some ideas 😉

"Are you breaking the fourth wall Donut?" Discord and Pinkie asked

"But of course! 😏"

Author's Note

I seriously don’t know what to do now. The first chapter was a one shot, the second chapter was a one shot, and the third chapter will likely be the same thing! But I need YOUR help! If you have any ideas for events or shenanigans I could get into next chapter, please let me know! I need inspiration… Thank y’all so much for the likes, faves, and follows!