Better Go Catch It

Your lovely wife, Celestia, likes to engage in a yearly fridge-raiding competition with her sister. This year, she has decided to rope you into it.

Ah yes, the fridge raid. The time of year that Celestia and Luna compete to steal a shortcake from the fridge. It gets fierce. It gets bloody. And most of all, it tastes delicious.

You want no part of it.