It's one in the morning on the day of her marefriend's visit, Twilight Sparkle should be in bed getting some sleep, but no, she is up conducting various experiments on various theories that she and her marefriend had come up with during their last conversation.

The purple pony princess misses her intended target and instead of her magical blast connecting with the object she had intended it for, her magic is absorbed by a bottle of the common household chemical Bleach. Twilight gets to deal with the now sentient chemical and his claims that he is the emperor of Equestria, she is not very amused.

This fic contains: Swearing (GASP), sexual references and/or talk, mention of narcotics, established SunLight, and a Bleach emperor