The Horsecock Whisperer

“Aww, does my naughty husband want a handy?”

To say “want” implied that Granted Wish had any choice in the matter. At the moment the word for him was “need... desperately!” Wherever in the human world he went, he smelled unsatisfied pussies, twitching beneath dresses and leaking into trousers. The torment was bad enough in the open, but aboard this strange flying tube, it became unbearable. Here they used magic to move the air round and round, bombarding Grant’s sensitive nose with the scent of a dozen needy human mares he would never see. Was it any surprise his cock was already fully unsheathed and half erect? Why couldn’t humans travel in any normal way, by hot air balloon or gingerbread train?

“Yes, Kayla...” the unicorn whispered shyly to his new wife. “I-I want a handy, please.”

“Very well, naughty husband, your wish is my command.” Kayla smiled, sitting in the seat next to him, and wrapped a small blanket around Granted Wish’s lucky hindquarters. Her hand dipped beneath the blanket and she started to stroke and tease him. He sighed and relaxed, happy at last. How thoughtful of the airplane people to provide these blankets!

“You’re so fucking thick, baby,” Kayla murmured. “I love feeling this hot cock, so deep inside me.” Granted Wish nodded frantically at the pure fantasy of his wife’s dirty talk. Despite months of trying, they still couldn’t fit so much as the tip of his flare inside Kayla’s fragile, beautiful pussy. Yet Grant would never rush things and risk hurting her. His new life was nothing short of fantastic, and they had many years ahead to explore each others’ bodies to the utmost.

“Aww, how cute!” Startled at the strange voice, Granted Wish looked up with shock to see one of the women who ran the airplane. She leaned over their chairs, looking at the unicorn with adoring eyes as if he were the tiniest of foals, seemingly ignorant of the subtle motion beneath the blanket. “Is this Mr. Pony’s first time on an airplane?”

“Y-yes, ma’am, it is.” Granted Wish clenched his teeth, willing himself not to cum in front of this strange, condescending woman. He could smell her need, maybe the greatest of anycreature on the plane. Yet, as strange and hypocritical as it was, he knew that humans never, ever had sex in public. In Equestria, what Kayla was doing to him was considered perfectly natural: a caring wife seeing to her husband’s needs. In the human world, he knew it was wrong, maybe even illegal... yet he couldn’t resist his lover’s talented touch!

With her other hand, Kayla casually held out her credit card to the woman. “Can I get a vodka?” She kept moving beneath the blanket, one finger running teasingly up and down the big vein that topped Granted Wish’s erection.

The stewardess frowned. “Does he have ID?”

“I’m 22!” Granted Wish protested.

“It’s for me,” Kayla explained. The woman swiftly scanned the credit card and returned with a cup of ice and a small bottle of liquor. Kayla gripped Granted Wish’s dick firmly and started stroking more rapidly as she poured the clear, harsh smelling liquid into the ice. Then with a smooth gesture she moved the cup beneath the blanket, holding it beneath his flare. The cold aura of the ice teased the tip of his cock, pulling a bead of pre from inside him. Kayla’s grip became firm, her strokes delightfully insistent. She leaned over and kissed his sensitive ear.

“Is my husband ready to make me a cocktail?”

“Y-yes, Kayla, please, just keep going...” The bead of pre became a dribble, then a pulsing flood. He’d been teased continuously by naughty scents since they came through the magical portal from Equestria. Granted Wish was all ready to shoot, he just needed a little more stroking, a little more dirty talk...

Kayla lightly bit her husband’s ear and whispered, “Cum for me, baby.”

Granted Wish’s horn sparked magic as he struggled to suppress a whinny of pleasure. He let go and unloaded his throbbing balls into the small glass Kayla held steady beneath his spurting meat. She tenderly kissed down his muzzle as she stroked every drop out of him. With a load like this, another pony on the airplane would have instantly smelled the sweet scent of his cum. He silently thanked Celestia that human noses were so easy to trick.

At last Kayla scraped the rigid plastic lip of the glass against Granted Wish’s sensitive cockhead, making him shiver and pulling out the last few drips of pony sperm. She held the glass up so he could watch his seed swirling around in cloudy gusts, mixing with the liquor. She tipped the glass to her lips and took a long, hungry sip.

“Now this is a White Russian. Creamy, sweet, just perfect.” Kayla leaned over and kissed him on the tip of his sensitive horn. “Thanks, baby.”

“Y-yeah...” Granted Wish whimpered, feeling her teasing tongue stroke against the magical bone. “I-I love you, Kayla...”

“Dawww, I love you too, you cute little snack of a hubby...”

After leaving the airplane they packed their luggage into a magic cart that moved by itself. The ride seemed to take hours, and Granted Wish sat next to his wife, feeling grumpy and quite emasculated. In Fillydelphia he had a cart of his own, and he’d loved to pick Kayla up at her accounting job and pull her around town, showing her the sights before ending up at a restaurant for a romantic date. It made him feel like a strong and powerful stallion, providing for his mare. Here in the human world, carts moved on their own, and his stallion’s strength was useless. These magic carts were just another way the Equestrian way of things was considered as strange and unnatural here.

Outside the city, with green fields much like those of Equestria rolling past, Kayla frowned and sighed, as if she’d been putting off a conversation for a long while. “Grant, baby, I have to tell you something. There’s a reason I never brought you here to meet my mom. There’s a reason we had the wedding in Equestria.”

Granted Wish looked up with concern. Kayla hadn’t seemed upset when she found out her mom couldn’t come to the wedding, but she was surely unhappy now. “What is it?”

“Mom is... I dunno how to say this... she’s a horse girl.”

Grant was confused. “She looks like a human on Zoom.”

“I mean she’s obsessed with horses. Actual horses. Earth horses.”

“Huh? The dumb guys?”

“She’s always loved them. When I was a little kid, we actually owned two horses, a mare and a gelding.”

“Oww!” Granted Wish crossed his hind legs sympathetically.

Kayla smiled wistfully. “Yeah, I know, but they were really sweet, and fun to ride.”

“Y-you rode them?” Granted Wish imagined Kayla settling her warm crotch onto his back and tapping his plot with a riding crop. Was this the kinky scene that went through her mind, as he’d so happily pulled her around town in his cart?

“I-it wasn’t weird back then, before we found Equestria,” Kayla stated defensively. “But keeping a horse is expensive, and after dad left, we couldn’t afford it any more, so we sold them off. That’s why when she sees you, it’s probably going to get weird with her. She might even say something racist. I’m sorry.”

“It’s all right.” Grant smiled, and put his hoof atop his wife’s leg. “I’m just happy to be here with you.” Kayla smiled too, but her smile was small and unhappy.

“Actually, Kayla, you never told me why your dad left.” Granted spoke with great hesitation. No matter how he tried to bring her into the bounteous love and friendship to be found in Equestria, there always seemed to be a distance between them. Maybe such a painful abandonment was the source of the tension he felt from his human bride.

Kayla sighed. “OK, you asked: Dad left because Mom was a cheating hoe.”

As the cart moved further into the country, the couple passed a field full of Earth horses, each one even larger than an alicorn. Granted Wish smelled their wild scent and their freedom, and he started unsheathing again. Kayla scoffed. “Geeze, Grant, you’re such a perv. Those are animals.”

“I know, but they’re really big, and strong.” He stuttered. “W-what if Equestria was full of huge apes? Wouldn’t you be horny all the time?”

“No, I’m horny in Equestria because that’s where my adorable, sapient snack of a husband lives. Does my cutie need another handy?”

“I-I’m OK,” Granted Wish protested, embarrassed at what the scent of the horses had done to him.

“We’ll have to be really quiet doing it at my mom’s place,” Kayla informed, “so if you want to make all your cute stallion noises, this is your only chance.”

Granted Wish shook his head, resisting the temptation. “I want to make love with you the right way, in your bedroom.” Of course, a real Equestrian stallion would have bent his mare over the hood of his cart and proudly mounted her, claiming her as his own for all to see. To shamefully hide love in a bedroom was unheard of!

What was happening to him? Granted Wish could practically feel his testosterone dropping and his stallionhood shrinking the longer he stayed in the human world. However, the way things were going with his sex life, a smaller stallionhood might be exactly what he needed...

“Oh, shit,” Mrs. Johnson gasped. “They’re real!”

Kayla rolled her eyes as she opened the trunk of the cart. “Oh my God, mom. Yes, they’re real. I’ve lived in Equestria for two years. I’m married to one.”

Kayla’s mom wore tight jeans on top of brown leather boots, and her long red mane dangled in a braid all the way to her waist. She was twice Granted Wish’s height, so much taller than Kayla that it was difficult to believe they were mother and daughter. As she stooped down before Granted, the picture on the T shirt tucked into her jeans brought him face to face with a painted horse beneath a bright silver moon. A lovely picture, but one obscenely distorted by the huge, rounded teats that swayed and bobbed beneath the fabric.

The human woman breathed heavily, her mouth open wide, gingerly reaching out her hands to stroke Grant’s ears. His magical aura quivered at the touch and he dropped the luggage he was hovering. Kayla’s suitcase fell on one edge and dropped onto the dirt driveway with a loud thud.

As Mrs. Johnson stroked his ears, Granted Wish’s nervous eyes met Mrs. Johnson’s soft and caring pair, and his nostrils opened for a mighty snort of air that he quickly regretted. Not only was Kayla’s mom a tall and gorgeous female, not only did she have the most tender way with any and all equines, but he could smell the need rising off of her firm body like the warmth of a campfire. Nocreature had touched her in months. She needed love... no, love could come later! She needed to be fucked!

Grant forced himself to look away from the beautiful human, but in doing so he caught a glimpse of Mrs. Johnson’s overgrown yard, and the empty stable where the family had once kept their horses. He recalled what Kayla had told him earlier and found himself struggling even harder to keep himself sheathed. What was this bizarre new feeling within him? Did he secretly want to become his mother-in-law’s brand new pet pony? It wasn’t as if she’d actually put blinders on him and whip him... then again, would it really be so bad if she did?

No! he told himself firmly. You just met her! Humans aren’t like that! It’s not polite! He lifted Kayla’s luggage with an awkward greeting and hovered it towards the front door, trying to get past the aggressive older human.

Yet if he wanted to flee his suddenly torrid fantasies, entering Mrs. Johnson’s front door was the worst thing Granted Wish could have done. The walls of the small house were hung all over with pictures of horses. Calendars and even coffee mugs showed pictures of the powerful creatures of Earth, all with the naughtiest mottoes painted in seductive, curving text: “I Live To Ride.” “Good Wine, Good Horses, Good Life.” “I’m In A ‘Stable’ Relationship.” “Who Needs A Man? I’ve Got A Horse!”

Horseshoes hung above the doorways like the captured undergarments of sexual conquests. A large saddle, unused for ages yet smelling of fresh polish, sat near the door next to a long row of feminine boots. The saddle was too large for Grant’s back, but that didn’t stop him from picturing Mrs. Johnson tying it on to him and riding him all day long.

Grant even glimpsed a painting of a roan mare rearing up on her hind legs, her small teats visible at the base of her powerful barrel. Dang, Mrs. Johnson is freaky, he thought. He’d always thought humans didn’t regard Earth horses as sexual creatures, but to put a centrefold like that right there on the wall? There was no way she could be unaware of what she was doing!

“Dinner’s almost ready!” Mrs. Johnson called out with a smile, walking toward the kitchen, her rounded flanks swaying back and forth in her tight jeans. Granted Wish just shuddered. How was he possibly going to survive this? He needed the evening to be over as soon as possible, so he could pleasure Kayla like she’d never had it before! Quiet be damned! He’d make his “cute stallion noises” as loud as he pleased, and let Mrs. Johnson know her daughter had married a true Equestrian stud!

At dinner, Granted Wish used his magical aura to wrap a strangely shaped noodle around his fork, and slurped it up with a tasty tomato sauce. Mrs. Johnson kept their wine glasses full and chattered constantly with her daughter and son-in-law. “So, did you two meet on Hoofr?” she wanted to know.

Kayla groaned. “Hoofr is just for hookups. Why do you even know about Hoofr?”

“Oh, I... heard about it on the news.” Mrs. Johnson blushed and changed the topic. “You know, Kayla, your ceremony was so beautiful, but why couldn’t you have been married by one of the princesses?”

“All the princesses are really busy, Mrs. Johnson,” Granted Wish explained. “They haven’t got time to perform weddings for accountants... even an accountant as wonderful as your daughter.”

Kayla and her mother both smiled at the compliment. “Magic, unicorns, princesses...” Mrs. Johnson sighed romantically. “Equestria sounds like such a wonderful place for a fairy tale wedding!”

“What a shame you couldn’t make it, mom,” Kayla muttered, insincerely.

Suddenly Granted Wish startled as he felt something cool and wiggling touch his sheath. It felt like... no, it was the bare foot of the mature human woman sitting across the table from him! He looked up with an angry expression and saw Mrs. Johnson focused on her daughter, chatting away, seemingly utterly innocent.

“I thought Grant looked very handsome standing next to you in his little bow tie,” she told Kayla with the most casual air, even as her talented toe worked up and down her son-in-law’s sensitive flesh.

Kayla offered her husband a genuine smile at the special memory. “He always looks handsome. What a cute little snack you are, baby.”

Mrs. Johnson sighed and lifted her wineglass to her lips, staining the rim with her bright red lipstick. “I’m just so glad to have a man in the family again.” Now she gazed directly into Granted Wish’s eyes as she reached beneath the table with her foot, gently stroking her bare sole up and down his leathery sheath. “Grant, did you know there was a phase where Kayla thought she was a lesbian! Do you remember Tara, sweetie?”

“Eep!” Granted Wish couldn’t respond. His mind was consumed with the effort of denying the provocation beneath the table, keeping his cock from slipping out of its sheath. Saddle, bridle, riding crop... no! Be strong!

Kayla grimaced at her mother’s cringy behaviour, utterly unaware of the other transgression that was happening underneath the table. “Mom, there’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian,” she groaned, “but there’s also something called bisexuality.”

“Oh, of course, sweetie. Love is love, I’ve always said so!” Mrs. Johnson giggled tipsily and slowly slid downwards, tickling Granted Wish’s balls with her teasing foot. She anointed her toes with leaking pre before mercifully slipping them back into her sandal, ending the startled stallion’s erotic torment... for now, at least.

Sex with Kayla that night was not what Granted Wish needed. His wife was simply too small, too tight! Despite his utter desperation and an eager effort from both of them, he still couldn’t fit even the tip of his flare inside her. His leaking glans squished like a fleshy battering ram against her tiny gate, as his dreams of sheathing inside his moaning, squirting mare were shattered once again. It had been almost a month since the wedding, they were desperate for each others’ bodies, yet they still hadn’t technically consummated their marriage!

Of course, the newlyweds still got each other off, most delightfully. Kayla’s pussy lips were as slick as never before, and Granted Wish’s heart soared with every moan she uttered as he humped his shaft against her clit. After she came, she finished him off with her hands and her mouth, drinking down his sweet sperm for the second time that day. As they tenderly kissed in the afterglow, Granted Wish was almost able to get the thought of his mother-in-law’s stroking foot and teasing voice out of his mind.

Almost...