The Horsecock Whisperer

by Pillowfight

...ride a cowgirl!

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After spending a few wonderful minutes gazing lovingly at Kayla’s sleeping face, Granted Wish trotted down the hall to the kitchen for a drink of water before going to sleep himself. As he passed Mrs. Johnson’s bedroom he heard the older mare shifting beneath her sheets, breathing heavily as she did.

“Hey there, stud...” came a low and sultry voice from behind the half opened door.

Grant stopped like a statue with one hoof in midair. “Mrs. Johnson? Are you talking to me?” Kayla had never called him a stud, always a snack or a lover or a sweetie.

“You’re the only stud in this house... the only stud who’s stopped by for a good long time.”

“I-I’m sorry to hear that, ma’am.” Kayla’s dad was out of the picture, but why hadn’t Mrs. Johnson joined a herd? Every mare needed love, after all!

Granted Wish frowned sadly as he thought. Maybe she had joined a herd and it wasn’t working! Perhaps her stallion had taken on too many other mares, and now he couldn’t see to all their needs. Maybe her herd had even kicked her out for being a cheating hoe, whatever that was... such a sad situation!

“You’re sorry, eh?” The bedroom door creaked open and Mrs. Johnson towered above the stallion who’d once considered himself quite the example of Equestrian maleness. Her robe fell open, showing the erect nipples that crowned her teats and a mysterious mound of red fur at her crotch. “Then why don’t you do something about it?”

Grant’s eyes were locked at the level of the mature female’s furry marehood. Kayla always kept hers shaved, and this tangle of fur filled Granted Wish with feelings of mystery. And that scent! The smell of arousal had stuck to the fur, growing sweeter and more sour as it lingered between her thighs. It was as if Mrs. Johnson had been teasing herself the whole time Grant had been pleasuring her daughter in the room next door, and now all that musk was positioned at the perfect height to tantalize a pony nose.

“M-Mrs. Johnson, are you trying to seduce me?”

“I ain’t trying, stud.” Mrs. Johnson extended her finger to stroke his chin, then slowly moved backwards, drawing him into her bedroom. Granted Wish found that his utter need to keep Mrs. Johnson’s finger pressed against his chin had the force of a leash and collar. He trotted eagerly towards the bed, muzzle drooling and eyes desperate for the tiniest sign of affection from the human.

A kind smile from Mrs. Johnson as she sat on the bed was all Granted Wish might have hoped for. “I took care of horses for years, Grant,” she whispered. “I can tell when a stallion isn’t getting what he needs from his mare.” She stroked his chin again and Granted Wish looked up at her adoringly, his tail practically wagging. She reached beneath his barrel, using her hands to stroke and touch his sheath. “You can’t even get this monster inside her, can you? Not that I can blame her...”

“I-I’ve been taking care of Kayla, I promise!” Granted Wish protested. “I might be a bit too big for her, b-but I eat her out every night!” His heart thumped nervously as he made his case. A stallion whose mother-in-law thought he wasn’t pleasing her daughter might as well start hunting for a brand new bachelor apartment!

“Oh, I know, stud. I heard you two going at it. I’ve never heard my mousy little daughter yell like that. Now it’s time for you to make me yell, and no excuses, mister.” Mrs. Johnson’s skilled hands wrapped around the head of Granted Wish’s unsheathing cock, bringing him to his full mast with her exotic touch. “Oh, baby, you’re so huge, so virile...”

Granted Wish couldn’t help but smile as he felt the touch of the human hands he’d learned to crave. For a unicorn his endowment was utterly average, perhaps even on the small side... yet this beautiful human female was fawning over him like he was the grandest stud to be found anywhere!

Mrs. Johnson knelt upon her bed, raised her plot up and spread her legs wide, planting her face down in the sheet. In this position, with her ape features hidden, and her long legs leading up to her plump thighs and big round butt, she looked almost like a mare... a huge, demanding amazon of a mare! Grant was ready to gobble that plot even without a verbal command from his dominant pony tamer of a mother-in-law... but waiting for that command felt so very good!

“Come on, Grant,” the human whispered at last, “Be a good colt and show me how you satisfy Kayla.”

“Erm, OK, sure!” Grant licked his lips, he couldn’t wait to get started with tasting this fine specimen of humanity! “B-but I should at least let Kayla know where I am.”

“No, no, no, baby, she doesn’t need to know.” Mrs. Johnson impatiently tugged her plot cheeks apart, letting them clap back together, and Granted Wish practically facehoofed at the sudden revelation.

Of course! This was a surprise! Kayla had brought him here to Earth so that her mom could join their herd! Everything about that awkward drive and dinner finally made sense! What a thoughtful wife Kayla was, always looking out for their family!

“Alright, Mrs. Johnson,” Grant agreed, “but please try to be quiet. Kayla had a long drive today, and she needs her sleep.”

“I promise to be quiet,” Mrs. Johnson grinned nastily. “Now make me break that promise, stud~”

Granted Wish stepped forward and planted his muzzle between the older woman’s thighs. He felt her labia part around his wide tongue as he went to work, performing a stallion’s most delightful duty for the second time that night. Her taste was like Kayla’s, but stronger, and more primal, and she just got more delicious the deeper down he went.

Mrs. Johnson bit down on her pillow, breathing hard, squirming and suppressing gasps of pleasure as Granted Wish pumped his tongue in and out of her furry and sopping wet cunt hole, learning the unique ways of her pleasure. The mature woman liked being tongue fucked more than her daughter did, but she also enjoyed plenty of attention to her clit, so Grant made sure to lavish the tender bud with kisses, licks, and even a few light sucks.

“Oh, Grant, baby, you really know how to treat a girl!” Granted Wish beamed with pride: there could be no higher compliment from the mother of the mare he loved! Kayla would be so happy that he and Mrs. Johnson were getting along!

He reached beneath his mother-in-law’s barrel and began to stroke her teats with his magical aura, mentally comparing him to his wife’s own smaller and more pony-like pair. But just as her pleasure truly began to mount, the human mare rolled over onto her back and clamped her thighs together, pushing Granted Wish’s muzzle away from her heavenly honey pot.

“Mrs. Johnson, is everything OK? You didn’t cum yet...”

Kayla’s mother caught her breath. “Believe me, stud, you’re not making it easy. I’m saving myself so I can squirt on that dick you’ve got. Just feeling that monster against my toes at dinner made me so wet!” Mrs. Johnson spread her athletic legs before him, pulled her vulva apart and gave an evil grin. “I need it now. Give it to me, Grant. Put it inside me... all of it.

“I-I’ll give it a go, but you already know I’m too big...”

“Too big for Kayla, yes, but mummy’s been around the block. I’m a big girl and I need big horse cock. Come on, I’ve been waiting so long to feel the real thing...”

“OK, but I’m going to be careful.” Granted Wish put his front hooves near Mrs. Johnson’s teats and pressed his flare past the lips he’d just treated so tenderly.

“I know you will, Grant. That’s what makes you such a perfect — WHOA!”

Grant instinctively stopped like a statue, his legs locked into place. Mrs. Johnson was so used to issuing that command to the horses of Earth, that at her firm and decisive tone something deep in his mind could do nothing but obey. Even the throbbing and pulsing of the veins in his cock seemed to stifle and quiet themselves as he awaited his next order.

Mrs. Johnson had to stroke Grant’s cheek and gaze into his eyes to get him to start again. “Keep going, keep going, baby,” she assured. “Mummy can take it.” Granted Wish instantly obeyed, and Mrs. Johnson’s legs hitched even further apart as she widened to accommodate the full girth of his flare. “I hope you know what to do from here, big guy~”

“Yes, ma’am!” Granted Wish took deep breaths and began to thrust, slowly but then with ever increasing strength, testing Mrs. Johnson’s insides to make sure she really could take him. He couldn’t believe how good it felt to be squeezed and pleasured by such a heavenly marehood!

The kind hearted stallion had nothing bad to say about pony mares, but his sexual experiences before meeting Kayla just couldn’t compare to the naughty inventiveness of this kinky human family... not to mention their instinctive command over his pony body and the tight, grasping slickness of their hot little ape pussies! Kayla’s mom wrapped her arms around Grant’s solid neck and eagerly kissed his lips as he picked up speed, rocking her body with every thrust. “Oh, baby, there’s my stallion, my stud,” she moaned. “You can’t imagine how long I’ve been waiting...”

“I-it’s OK, Mrs. Johnson, I’ll take care of you.” Granted Wish gently stroked the older mare’s mane with his magical aura, kissing her as he plowed her marehood from above, the most exquisite squeezes and clenches teasing his cock to a realm of ultimate pleasure. “You won’t have to be lonely from now on.”

“Oh, Grant, you’re so sweet. I know you’ll never love me the way you love Kayla, but thank you... thank you! Oh, shit, what is that? Are you in?”

Granted Wish tried to stop again at the sharp tone in his lover’s voice, but his hips now moved of their own volition, bumping the thick ridge of flesh against her entrance and making her gasp again. “That’s just my medial ring, Mrs. Johnson,” he assured. “I’ll try to keep it from bothering you.”

“No, don’t you hold back one bit, stud. Get that godly hunk of flesh inside me and lay some pipe!”

Granted Wish obediently began to thrust, harder and harder, bouncing his ring against the straining lips until it popped in to Mrs. Johnson’s tight, slick pussy, forcing grunts from the lungs of both the stallion and his mare. He gasped with pleasure as he felt her grip and squeeze him, and in only a few more strokes he had fit his full length inside his amazing new lover. The flare of his shaft swelled inside her, giving her the perfect stretch to drive a moan from her throat, and he neighed proudly as he finally buried himself to the root in wet, welcoming female flesh.

There was nothing better than this! To fuck, to pleasure, to seed, to love a mare! The only note of sadness in Granted Wish’s perfect life was that he couldn’t share this ultimate pleasure with his wife. Why did she have to be so tiny, so precious and fragile?

“Yes... yes... yes yes yesyesyes!” Mrs. Johnson’s cries became louder and more insistent as Granted Wish’s thrusts pushed her over the edge into a massive, quivering climax. She gripped his barrel, almost tearing at his fur, and her sexy moans and the clasping of her wet marehood against the ridges and veins of his cock brought him closer and closer to his own ultimate release.

“Mrs. Johnson, i-is it OK if I cum inside?” Granted Wish felt his balls creep up against his shaft, getting in position to fire his third yet somehow most epic load of the day. It just felt so good to finally get his dick inside something hot and wet!

“You’d better not, stud.” Mrs. Johnson sighed with deepest regret, moaning under her breath and fondling the strong legs of her equine son-in-law as he plapped noisily against her thighs. “I’m an old lady, but I might just have one more baby in me. Kayla wouldn’t understa—”

“Oh my God, mom!”

“Aaack!” At the sound of his wife’s angry voice, Granted Wish screamed and came inside his mother-in-law. His balls unleashed their mighty load, inseminating her with a cumshot that felt like one continuous stream of semen. His hips moved in a blur, fucking Mrs. Johnson towards the simultaneous orgasm she deserved. He didn’t know why Kayla was mad, but things would surely be worse for him if he failed to make her mother cum alongside him!

Mrs. Johnson gasped and looked past Granted Wish’s panting mouth and thrusting hips, at the furious woman who stood in the doorway. “Sweetie, it’s not what it looks like!” she cried. Yet even as she protested, she dug her claws into her sheets and squeezed her tight pussy around Grant’s spraying cock. Her quivering hips shook from side to side, her motherly plot wiggling up and down his stiff stallionhood as she came again on the dick she adored.

“Why do you have to fuck everybody I bring home?” Kayla screamed. “You even fucked Tara!”

“Grant is different, sweetie. He’s—” Mrs. Johnson suddenly clammed up, though she couldn’t stop digging her hips onto Granted Wish’s spewing cock.

Kayla put her hands on her hips with a furious anger. “Go ahead and say it! You wanted to fuck him because he’s a horse! You’re sick, mom!”

Mrs. Johnson’s legs quivered and flopped beneath Granted Wish, who bore a look of absolute confusion as his balls clenched and exhausted the last of their load into the mature human female. “Kayla, no!” she protested, “Grant’s so sweet, such a gentleman, I’d fuck him even if he was a human! Sorry, erm, that came out wrong...”

“P-please, don’t fight, you two!” Granted Wish moaned. The final throbbing of his orgasm left him in a mood to soothe his females with tender nips and kisses, then fall asleep between them in this coziest of beds. “I can solve this problem!”

Kayla crossed her arms over her delicious chest. “Really, baby?” she growled. “I catch you raw-dogging my mother, and now, for the first time in our relationship, you’re going to solve one of our problems?”

“Yes! Let me take care of this, please!” Granted Wish tenderly slid his cock out from Mrs. Johnson’s hungry, tightly gripping pussy, making her gasp with arousal, leaving her throbbing and dripping his sperm onto the messy sheets, desperate to be filled once more. He wanted to give that splendid marehood a tender goodbye kiss, but he knew he had to work things out with his wife first.

“Us ponies have to deal with sad situations like this all the time,” Granted Wish explained to Kayla. “It’s my duty to take care of your mother, since she doesn’t have a stallion of her own. I’m happy to do it. It’s not a burden at all. I want to be a good husband for you — for both of you.”

“Grant?” Kayla’s hands were clenched, her chest heaving, tears slipping from her firmly shut eyes. “Baby doll? My sweet little pony?”

“Y-yes, Kayla?”

“Will you stop being such a stupid horse and have one single thought about how this looks to a human?”

“Huh? Oh, no!” Grant’s balls shrivelled and he nearly fell back onto the bed as the horror of his situation struck him. “I’m a cheating hoe!” he cried out.

“Yeah, baby, you figured it out,” Kayla weeped, “you’re a real cheating fucking hoe!”

Now Grant’s weeping began, just as fulsome as his wife’s. How could he have been so dumb? Tonight’s romantic setup had been seemingly perfect, right out of an Equestrian date movie... yet it turned out to be just one more bizarre way humans were different! Now that he thought of it, human romcoms never seemed to feature spicy mother-daughter threeways!

“I’m so sorry, Kayla!” he blubbered. “I’ll make it up to you, I’ll never, erm—” But at that moment, Granted Wish caught another glimpse of Mrs. Johnson’s quivering, creamy marehood, spread wide in the bed by a female too exhausted to do anything but display herself as conquered.

“You can’t even stop looking at her!” Kayla sobbed.

“Kayla, please, give him another chance!”

“Shut your mouth, mom, and shut your Goddamn legs, or you are never going to get those grandkids you want so badly!”

Mrs. Johnson obediently crawled beneath her blanket, huddled up like a shivering foal, trying to keep Granted Wish’s warm cream inside her. “Men need pussy, sweetie,” she moaned. “You can’t blame a stud like Grant for looking wherever he can find it. He doesn’t want to stray, it’s just because you’re having problems in bed.”

Kayla’s eyes flashed with a deeply betrayed anger. “You told her about that?”

“She heard us!” Grant protested.

“You just need to try harder, Kayla. Get him inside you once, and he’ll be yours, tamed, forever.”

“Great advice, mom! Your love life has been so perfect, with all the guys you’ve ‘tamed!’ Even if I believed in your woowoo magic pussy bullshit, how the hell am I supposed to get a HORSE COCK inside of me? He’s so HUGE!”

“I took him...” Despite herself, Mrs. Johnson seemed to become aroused again at the very thought of being spitted on Granted Wish’s cock and pounded into orgasmic jelly.

“Because you’ve been slutting around for the past 30 years!”

“No, that’s not it, not at all... I—I could show you how...”

Kayla sat on her mother’s bed and put her face in her hands, taking in a deep breath. Granted Wish’s heart went out to her. She didn’t want this to be the end of them, any more than he did. He prayed in the name of all the Princesses that he could make up for his mistake, and that they could work this out.

God, mom,” Kayla sighed. “Don’t show me, eww. But... maybe... tell me?”

“Just look in my nightstand, sweetie.”

Kayla reluctantly reached to open the drawer of her mother’s nightstand. Teeth clenched with disgust, she grabbed a Kleenex from a nearby box, and using it as a shield for her hand, she gently lifted out a bright red silicone horse dick the size of Mrs. Johnson’s arm.

Holy shit, mom. I should’ve known!”

With purest terror Granted Wish whinnied at the sight. “Aaack! Whose dick is that?”

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