The Horsecock Whisperer

“Kayla, baby, I... I got teased at work today.” Grant lifted the well lubricated dildo in his magic, dipped it between Kayla’s spread legs, and began to rub the greasy flare against his loving wife’s sopping wet pussy lips, beginning their evening ritual.

“Aww, tell me all about it, cutie pie.” Kayla smiled at her husband even as her hips began to sway and thrust, anticipating the familiar stretch and the pleasure that was always brought with it. “Who’s the bad mare who teased my big, strong, faithful husband?”

“It was Banana Split, from Equine Resources.”

Some months after the “incident” on their vacation to the human world, the couple had worked their way through three horse dildoes of greater and greater diameter. The latest was encouragingly large, though still smaller than the real thing that throbbed, untouched for now between Granted Wish’s legs. Granted worked the dildo slowly and carefully, in and out of his wife’s moistened quim. Just watching something shaped like his cock disappear into Kayla, always got him rock hard and ready to spray a big load of “cocktail mixer” all over his wife’s teats and face.

Kayla’s cunt seized upon itself as fake horse dick filled her, stretched her, and slowly but surely prepared her for the real thing. “Uuunh... oooh... Banana Split?” she groaned. “The little slut who was... keep going, baby... hate-fucking me with her eyes at your Hearths Warming office party?”

“Yeah, she...” Granted Wish gulped. He knew that honesty was the key to a stronger marriage, but he was still afraid of another angry blowup like the one at Mrs. Johnson’s house. “She dropped her tablet on the ground, in front of me. Then when she bent down to pick it up, her tail went up, right in my face!”

Yet far from becoming angry, Kayla smiled indulgently, pulling and twisting at her nipples as she arched her back and humped her butt onto the thrusting rubber horsecock, its smokey black colour the closest match to Grant’s they could find. “Ooh, that must have been tough, baby.”

“A-and then she said ‘See anything you like, Mr. Wish?’”

“And did you see something you liked?”

“Kayla, I’m so sorry, but, I couldn’t look away. She was showing me her p-pussy.”

“Her wet horse pussy?” Kayla’s own pussy dribbled out an excited spray of juices around Grant’s magic as she spoke.

“I-it was so beautiful, baby.” A tear came to Grant’s eye at the delicious memory. “Pure pink, but just a little mottled white. Her clit was bright red, and juicy, like a cherry on the sundae, bobbing up and down when she winked.” He lowered his head and kissed the warm human pussy he was filling with silicone horse cock. “I love your pussy, but hers... it gave me urges! I felt like I was biologically designed to mount her!”

“Did you?”

Grant blushed to think of how close he’d been to succumbing to temptation. Banana Split had been so wet, so willing, so fragrant and so close to him. With her, these months of stretching exercises were quite unnecessary. He would have had no difficulty at all in plunging balls deep into that warm, wet sleeve, taking the pleasure he hadn’t felt since that awful night he’d almost lost Kayla.

Yet he knew the cost of such a moment of bliss. Pound just one more strange cunt into the ground, and his marriage was over. He had to stay strong, even if the mare really needed it. Even if the Princesses themselves presented and commanded him to mount them, making four alicorn wombs heavy with foal, he had to say no! As utterly unlikely as such a scenario was, Granted Wish was resolved to defy the royal will and risk the royal wrath.

“No, sweetie, of course not,” Grant spoke. “I’d never do that to you.”

“Good pony.” Just two words made his heart leap, and smoothed out each and every difficulty in his life. In an instant, Kayla’s beautiful smile made Granted Wish forget all about that scheming, teasing Banana Split. He was a good pony — his wife had said so!

Far from feeling stifled, Grant had grown to love these bizarre, un-Equestrian restrictions. He now saw that saving his cock for Kayla’s exclusive pleasure was one more way of showing his devotion to her. Monogamy was a delightful kink, a human form of bondage as firm and loving as any bridle or bit. Not that the bridles and bits they’d bought along with the dildoes weren’t great fun, as well!

Granted Wish stood up straight and proud as he continued stretching out his wife’s ape pussy with the equine dildo. “I said ‘You’re very lovely, Ms. Split, but I’m married to a wonderful human girl, and I could never break her heart by cheating.”

“Good pony.”

“So I ate her pussy instead. As soon as she came, we went right back to work, very professionally.”

“Wait. What?” Kayla’s hole suddenly clenched around the dildo, and her legs clasped shut. Granted Wish stopped moving the silicone cock and smiled at the memory of that squirming, squirting mare cunt, the taste so strong and delicious on his tongue.

“I knew you’d be proud!” He grinned like a colt who’d just kissed his first crush. “I satisfied her, and I stayed faithful to you!”

Kayla sighed and reluctantly relaxed her legs open. “OK, you’re learning... I guess. But the next time some horse slut serves you a clam sandwich, I want you to text me before you dig in.”

“Of course, baby.” Grant looked up lovingly at his wife, letting go of the dildo to tenderly stroke her clit with his aura. “She got me so worked up, but I don’t want to be a cheating hoe anymore. You mean too much to me!” He pulled the equine dildo out with his teeth and kissed Kayla’s slightly gaping hole to go along with his magical clit play. “Can I?” he asked.

Kayla reached downwards and ruffled his mane. “Just try the tip, baby. You’re still so big. Still too much for your little human mare.”

Granted Wish eagerly jumped onto his marriage bed, straddling Kayla and grinding his jutting cock against her warmed up cunt. Her lips felt so good wrapped snugly around the tip of his flare! But he needed more... so much more! He humped and pressed, gently yet firmly, hoping against hope that tonight might be the night... and then his wife got truly nasty!

“Oh, Mr. Wish...” Kayla moaned. She was pretending to be Banana Split! “Show me what your human wife gets to enjoy, Mr. Wish!”

Grant snorted loudly and his cock throbbed with sudden power, as if testosterone had been injected directly into his balls. He lowered his head and possessively nipped at his wife’s neck. “She doesn’t sound like that, baby,” he hissed. “She’s from Manehattan.”

Kayla’s voice changed instantly to match the fantasy. “Oh, Mistah Wish! Fuck me hahd, ya big ol’ stud!” Kayla wiggled her hips, Granted Wish felt her stretch just a little bit more than she had last night, and at long last he felt his flare pop inside her.

“Eep!” Both stallion and woman squealed in unison. The feeling was exquisite, as if a warm, wet flower had hold of his flare and was trying to crush it in its gentle petals. At long last, Granted Wish felt again the powerful pride of a true Equestrian stallion!

“Just hold it there, baby,” Kayla groaned. “Let me feel you like this for a while.”

Granted Wish was happy to wait in paradise, as long as his wife needed him to! What a breakthrough! With his flare inside her, the hard part was done with! Just a few more weeks of stretching exercises, and he’d be spending every night balls deep in the only pussy he’d ever need. A pussy that had been most carefully moulded to provide him with the tightest grip imaginable!

He bent his head to Kayla’s for a deep and passionate kiss. “Kayla, it feels so good!” he moaned out. “I love you!”

Kayla winked at him, breathing heavily but quite able to keep up the roleplay. “Save the ‘love’ stuff fer ya wife, sweethaht,” she rattled off in a tough as nails Manehattan accent. “I’m just ya office fling... the little plaything ya keep on the side... now split me with yer banana, stud! Make me cum!”

Of course, he could never resist such a command. With merely the head of his mighty horsecock rubbing between her lips, never letting up on her clit with his magic, Granted Wish tenderly made love to his wife with the tiniest, gentlest thrusts, bringing her to an orgasm that had her shuddering and babbling before he lost control himself, jetting so much warm sperm into Kayla that her belly visibly swelled with horse seed.

Granted Wish sighed with utmost satisfaction. His marriage, he felt, had finally begun. This was everything he could have wanted, and all he might have hoped for.

And yet... as the tender glow of his wife’s love surrounded him once more, as his sensitive flare shrank despite the sweet tugging of a wet and satisfied marehood, something buried in Granted Wish’s soul made itself known to him. He heard an animal and deeply equine voice that spoke from a primitive place deeper than loyalty, faithfulness or even love itself.

In that moment, Grant knew that he would have to be careful indeed around his mother-in-law. The fiercest command of an alicorn Princess he could resist, but not the simplest whim of that peerless mistress of horses. He knew all too well what he would willingly do for her, and that his regrets would not begin until it was far too late...