We're off to see the wizard
The next day,the six friends met at Twilight Sparkle's library."Well everypony,I have an announcement to make..." said Rainbow Dash.Pinkie wasn't around.Fluttershy nudged her."Oh,right.It's official!Fluttershy and I are officially marefriends!" Everypony cheered."Proud of ya,Dash.Maybe you'll really settle down." said Applejack with a wink.Pinkie Pie charged in carrying heavy bags."I'm leaving!!" she said."What?!" everypony gasped."Yeah,yeah.Whatever.I've got plans." she said smugly.Weeks later,everypony grew worried."Where's Pinkie?Shouldn't she be back by now?" Ponyville was flooded with questions.3 months later,she returned."PINKIE!!!!" Pinkie Pie was ambushed by hugs.She snuck off to Twilight's place.Pinkie said,she'd been at a family reunion and at the hotel she stayed at was sooo AWESOME.Then a scruffy-maned unicorn walked in."Unicron,Unicron." said Spike out of nowhere.Everyone froze and looked at her.She looked around."Pinkie,Darlin'!!!!" she cried out running towards Pinkie.She skid to a stop,smiling."Ah've been lookin' fer ya everywhere!!!" she spoke.She looked around."Ohai,everyponeh.Ah'm Darla and ya'll must be my Darlin' Pink's friends.Hai." said Darla.She fixed her glasses."Uh,Pink.My stalker sister followed me here." whispered Darla."OH!YOU MEAN THE ONE MARRIED TO THE ROYAL GUARD????" said Pinkie Pie loudly."Royal Guard,you say?" Rarity jumped with excitement."Oh brother," Twilight muttered."What's his name?" asked the two unicorns."Lance D. Stronghoof." said Darla."Why?" she moved from the doorway."My brother beat him to make captain." said Twilight."YOUR brother knocked my Dancey Lancey out of first?!" said a crazy-looking mare."Oh god,Run Twilight Sparkle," said Darla."Haystack,no!" Darla fought her twin earth pony sister,using her horn the whole way.Twilight teleported upstairs."Darn it,sis!!You let her get away!!!" said Haystack angrily."That was my intention." said Darla."I WILL FIND YOU,EPIC UNICRON!!!" said Haystack charging out."Yeah you do that!" yelled a small gray colt."I'm Greyson S. Stronghoof.That crazy-mazy's son." said the colt plucking his horn."Language,Greyson!!" said Pinkie Pie and Darla."Whatever." he said."I'll tell the story." said Pinkie.
"I was walking inside my hotel,and a pony at the desk was staring at something.I crept up behind her and looked what she was staring at.And like a stallion,the mares.She had a headset on playing the game me and all of Ponyville released,Super Pinkie World 3.I took a bite out of her pie.She looked at me."Hey!" she said aggressively."Hey!You're the pony in this game!And the pony who dropped their key.Pinkamena?" she said."Oh,just call me Pinkie Pie.Thanks." I replied taking the key."I'm,uh..Darla." she said blushing.I held her hoof."Oh my..." she said."I just got over a heart-break." I explained.She grabbed a chair."Take a seat.Tell me about." she said with a warm smile.I told her."Y'know darlin',Ah never tried mares before." said Darla."Wanna try?" asked Pinkie Pie.So she took me to her place,we had dinner,a goodnight kiss,breakfast,and we were like Lyra and Bonbon.Like married mares.
(AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Sorry these chapters are so short,especially this one.This is my first story and I'm probably never
gonna finish my other one,"We all still nom".But,I might and all the people I know still nom.
Pinkie Pie stood at the doorstep of Sugarcube corner,waiting for a certain blue pegasus.Pinkie sighed.A rainbow flashed by and there was Rainbow Dash standing there in front of her."Hey,Pinkie Pie.What'd you wanna talk to me about?" asked Rainbow Dash fluffing her mane."Oh,Dashie.I can't say it but..I,uh...I'll mail it to you." said Pinkie Pie blushing."No way!I missed work for this!You HAVE to tell me." replied Rainbow Dash.Pinkie froze.She closed her eyes and covered her mouth,"I..sorta..have a..mmmm on mmmm." Pinkie said muffling her voice."What?" said a confused Rainbow Dash."I love you,Dashie!!!I just can help myself!!" Pinkie Pie blurted out.Ponyville seemed to come to a standstill.They both stood blushing."Uuummm,Pinkie?I hate to break it to you but I'm just not that into you.We've had good times and that one time..we kissed.But,I'm really in love with Flutters," Rainbow Dash finally spoke up."But,um..can we still be friends?" Pinkie Pie began to cry."Yeah,okay." she said through loud sobs."Pinkiiiiee,please stop crying.I'll come around." said Rainbow Dash with sympathy."No,because that what you said to Twilight after you guys got divorced!!You lied your kids,and that's not cool!" Pinkie said angrily standing up.She stormed off inside."Me and my choices.Celestia,why can't I just settle down FOR REAL?!?!" Rainbow Dash cried out.Rainbow Dash smacked herself on her cloud bed.She bounced off."OW!CRAP!!" she shouted."Pinkie would've bounced,too." she said feeling guilty."Oh,I'll just hit myself with a book."
