Clouds are in the air, a pleasant summer breeze going through the trees as birds were flying in the sky as a large campus with many stands for clubs as large groups of female students were gathering around them to join the club. This is Ponyville University or Pony U, an all-girls college that is known for not only the graduates who became well known but with the most attractive and sexy students living there. The University has a high ratio of males being beaten, arrested, and hospitalized for acts of perversion and has become an area that males are frightened to avoid and only the foolish would dare to sneak in there. This University has been called an all Venus Paradise with nothing bad happening to this peaceful place… until today.

*CRASH*

The girls turned to see a weird 20-year-old male with big hair in the shape of 3 spikes that’s both albino and ebony, with gray skin and blood-red eyes, wearing tan khakis and a shirt that’s both half black and white that’s has an eclipse on the center and back, with combat boots, riding a motor scooter bursting out the door of a campus building as 3 angry female sophomores riding electric scooters were chasing the one on the motor scooter. “GANG WAY!!!” Yelled the male as he drove around them and crashed through the club stands, food, make-up and drinks splash on girls, exposing their bras and panties as they screamed in shock as he grabbed a pie that nearly hit him and smelled it. “YUCK! Cranberry Pie?!” He looked back and smiled. “Have a pie!” He yelled as he hit the brakes as he stopped as 2 of the 3 sophomores moved out of the way as the 3rd one got hit in the face with it as she drove into a bush. “Can’t beat the classics!” He laughed as he drove off as he saw the other 2 sophomores drive towards him as he made a sharp turn as he headed towards the east of the campus. He looked to see 3 girls; one with blue skin and silver hair, one with huge poofy orange hair, and one with blond hair in huge pigtails, milk chocolate skin, blue eyes, Double HH-cup chest, wearing pink shirt, white short shorts, and blue shoes in his way “JUMP OUT OF THE WAY!” He yelled in a loud voice as they turned around and screamed as he crashed through them as 2 of them were latching on his sides as the 3rd one was on top of the steering handle. “I CAN’T SEE! I CAN’T SEE!” He screamed as he was turning with no control.

“STOP!!! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS YOU TO STOP!!!”

“AND BAND LEADER OF THE DAZZLINGS WANT YOU TO STOP!!!” They both screamed as the 3rd one looked where the male was recklessly driving.

“RAMP!!!” she screamed as they looked confused.

“What?” said the 3 as they looked ahead to see some skater girls making a ramp. “RAMP!!!” they all screamed as they drove on the ramp and were flying in the air.

*SCREAMING*

They all screamed as everything paused. (“Oh man… this is not how I imagine my 1st day in college. My name is Chaotic, and I have the ones to blame for this. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MOMS!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YESTERDAY?!?!?!”)

(“Now before I explain about yesterday and why I said moms, I have a half a dozen moms. Normally I would tell my origin story, but I’ll tell you that later. Now let me give you details about my 6 moms which I gave them nicknames for when I was a kid: Muscle Mama, Style Mama, Smart Mama, Singer Mama, Engine Mama, and Home Mama. Now here’s their profiles for each of them and to make it easier for anyone, they’re all 3 sets of twins from eldest to youngest .

1. Muscle Mama AKA Muscle Heart. Muscle Heart is the eldest of the group and is known for being a strong woman. She is muscular and knows many kinds of fighting styles from street fighting and Brazilian Dance Fighting. She even knows acrobatics to be flexible and de-stress herself from being physically uncomfortable. She taught me how to fight, do acrobatics, and self-defense to protect my friends and loved ones but… using it to dislocate a bully’s arm gets suspended from middle school.
   
2. Style Mama, AKA Styling Looks. Style Looks is the 2nd eldest of the group and is known for her Hair styling profession. She gives great hairstyles for all who request for what they want and make something new. I became her test subject when she discovered that my hair grows so fast in a month that it would make me look like Cousin It from the Addams Family. I agreed to be her test subject for 20 bucks a month until she must pay me more after I started to learn math.
   
3. Smart Mama, AKA Intel Brain. Intel Brain is the 3rd older sister of the group and is known as a great genius. She is not only a great scientist but also an inventor. She taught me things I need to know to get good grades and talk well. She also became my homeschool teacher after getting expelled for blowing up my elementary school with an explosion and flooding it with a chemical formula for a chocolate malt. The kids were happy to learn that it will take months for the school to be rebuilt.
   
4. Singer Mama, AKA Sweet Voice. Sweet Voice is the 4th older sister of the group and is known to be a great singer in community concerts. She has the voice of an angel but the personality of a devil. She taught me to sing and dance until I hit a high C that shattered the windows of her peeping tom which she beat him with an iron bat.
   
5. Engine Mama, AKA Clever Built. Clever Built is the 5th older sister of the group and is known for her engineering skills. She is clever to repair any vehicle or modify it with accessible spare parts. She once used her friend’s bra strap to hold an engine together for 80 miles and taught me how to Chop shop an asshole’s vehicle.
   
6. Home Mama, AKA Home Care. Home Care is the youngest sister of the group and the most responsible member of the group who takes care of their home. She taught me how to clean and cook around the house or when I became independent and did some part-time jobs to help her out.

“Yeah… those are my 6 moms. I’ll give you a reason why all 6 decided to take care of me, not one of them can handle a baby alone nor a kid with so much energy. So back to me, I’ll talk about what happened yesterday.

FLASHBACK, LAST NIGHT

In a large house that holds more than 10 people was the center of a cul-de-sac home of a unique family. Inside the kitchen was Chaotic who was cooking a new dish that he wanted to try from an old cooking anime, Pineapple Curry. Chaotic was dancing to the beat of the music he was listening to.

"Pick up the pieces
Pick up the pieces
Pick up the pieces
Pick up the pieces"

Chaotic pulled out the pineapple from the oven and opened it as he smelled it. “ Perfect.” He said as he grabbed a wine bottle. “I am gonna miss the kitchen but maybe the college I’m going to allows students to cook in their dormitory.” He said as he grabbed a cork puller to remove it from the wine bottle. “I hope they love the meal?”

“Why would you say that?” Said a female voice as he turned around to see 6 women in their 40s with Scarlet Skin, Emerald eyes but all had different color hair styles and different clothes, one had blue hair in a shaved style in workout clothes, one had pink hair in the style of Voluminous Layers in barber clothes, one had brunette hair in the style of Italian Bob, one had blond hair in the style of One Length Midi in a lab clothes, one had dark green hair in the style of a Side Shave in mechanic clothes and one had purple hair in the style of a Butterfly Haircut in casual work clothes, voluptuous bodies and I-Cup chest.

“What would make us think we won’t like your meal?” Asked Muscle Heart as she saw the meal. "I think it looks delicious.” She said as Chaotic looked at them.

“Really?! After that, I cooked anime and manga Mister Ajikko. I even made it ahead of time as practice and it tastes heavenly.” He said as they all grabbed a plate to have some.

30 Minutes Later
Chaotic was washing the dishes as he was nervous about tomorrow. “Are you nervous?” He turned to see Home Care as she helped put away the dishes.

“Yes…” He said as he looked down “I’m also worried if I won’t make a good impression on my 1st day and everyone will hate me.” He said as Home Care patted him on the head.

“Now Chao, listen to me. College will be a new chapter in your life. You won’t go through what you went through middle and high school. No girl nor boy will care about who your family is.” She said as she kissed him on the forehead. “Promise me one thing.” Chaotic looked at her, “Don’t blow up another building nor any jerks’ vehicles.” She said Chaotic remembered his past actions.

“I promise.” He said as Home Care looked at him “I’ll try but I promise you this, anyone will call you or the others; harlots, sluts or whores, there will be black eyes.” He said as Home Care remembered that some arrogant people insulted her and her sisters as Chaotic threw mud with worms at them.

“Nothing that involves a broken limb.” She said as Chaotic nodded and tried not to break his promise to her.

“I promise.” He said as he finished washing the last dish as he removed his gloves. “Are you sure you can manage drying the dishes?” He asked as Home Care shooed him away.

“I’ve been doing housework when you were still shitting yourself in diapers.” She said as Chaotic sent to his room. “And… we’ll miss you.” She said as she went to dry the dishes as the others came.

“Need some help?” Asked Clever Built as they help.

Chaotic dressed in sleepwear after taking a shower and got into bed in a room full of storage boxes and bins. “Good night… Oreo.” He said as he opened a window as a large raccoon wearing a collar climbed out the window.

The Next Day
Chaotic was watching some moving men and women carrying boxes and bins in the moving van. Chaotic turned to his 6 moms who were trying to act mature while crying a bit. “Call us after you get there,” Yelled Sweet Voice as Chaotic waved farewell to them and drove off before the movers could finish. They waved as they watched him go.

“*Sad Sigh* Said Intel as they shed some tears. “I’m surprised that he’s taking it well. I mean, he knows where he’s going?” she said as Muscle Heart looked surprised.

“Wait! You didn’t tell him?!” she yelled as Intel looked at her with a shocked expression.

“I thought you told him!” she said as she turned to her sisters, who shook their heads in disagreement.

“Oh… Fucking Gates of Hell…” they all said at the same time as Chaotic was far away.

“DOES HE HAVE HIS PHONE?!” Yelled Home Care.

“Yeah, but he doesn’t use it while driving, nor have those Bluetooth Phone buds.” Clever Built, she said as they looked at the distance.

“He’s gonna create a disaster, right?” Said Styling Looks as they all looked worried.

3 Hour Drive
Chaotic was happily driving while listening to music from his MP3 through the Bluetooth speaker on the car. He made some stops for some lunch and the bathroom. As he continued his driving, he pulled aside in a clearing and noticed his bag moved, opened it to discover Oreo was inside “OREO?! Did you sneak in to be with me?” Asked Chaotic as Oreo purred as Chaotic petted him. “Alright… I’ll let you stay with me but promise you don’t let animal control get you. Besides… they will neuter you.” He said as Oreo snarled at the thought of that. “Now calm down and have some fries. Just don’t eat all my fries.” Said Chaotic as he set the shift to D as he headed to college. Chaotic continued his drive as he saw an entrance with a large sign near it, around some flowers and bushes.

Ponyville University

Chaotic pulled out a sheet of paper from the glove box and read it. “(Hoarse Voice) This is it! Pony U!” He said with a grin as he looked at Oreo and frowned. “Wish I hadn't sung so much. Now my voice is hoarse. We’re here, buddy!” He said as he entered the entrance. A strong breeze moved the bush to reveal more words as Chaotic didn’t see.

All Women’s College

Chaotic continued to drive as he found himself in a parking space. He parked his van and got out to stretch as he looked at the massive buildings.

“Whoa… This place is enormous! I mean, this building is larger than I have seen in the neighborhood. I wonder how the people who built it took to clean it?” He said as he looked around to see a lot of girls. Everywhere he looked were girls, girls, girls. “Huh… I guess the male students are late or have left for the summer.” He said as noticed Oreo got out of the van and climbed up a tree. “Oreo... Remember not to claw anyone’s face.” He said as he closed the door and locked it. “Okay… now which building is where the Co-Headmistresses are again?” Chaotic wondered as he looked at the pamphlet map, “Okay… now which parking lot I’m in again?” He looked as he tried to figure out the map. "Am I in the north or the west?” Chaotic looked at the buildings as he couldn’t read the map.

“Can I help you?” Chaotic turned around to meet a tall 19-year-old girl with blond hair in long pigtails, milk chocolate skin, blue eyes, HH-cup chest, wearing white short shorts, a pink shirt, and blue shoes. Chaotic’s eyes widened.

(“Holy shit… she has huge… pigtails! I never thought I seen a girl with pigtails that big.”) Thought Chaotic as he looked at her and smiled “Yes! I need some help.” He said as the girl tilted her head and looked shocked.

“Uh…”

“Oh. My voice is hoarse after singing too much.” He said as the girl understood.

“Well, that does happen if you sing too long without breaks.” She said as she patted Chaotic on the shoulder. “I hope it recovers soon. I heard that this place does attack guys.” She said as Chaotic looked shocked but paused a bit.

“Hmmm… might be something dumb like… sneaking in to take pictures of the female students in their underwear or steal their panties?” Guess Chaotic as the girl nodded.

“Exactly! I mean after hearing how many guys get sent to the hospital, they stop doing that!” She yelled.

“Lust overcomes their logic. So sad.” Chaotic pitied the guys dumb enough to do that, but he’s too smart to do that. (“I can never do that. Not because I’m a gentleman but a regular guy with common sense also… … Forget it! It’s not worth it to be in a relationship.”) Thought Chaotic as he extended his hand to her. “Anyway… I’m Chaotic, a freshman. What’s your name?” She said as she grabbed it as they gave each other a handshake.

“My name is Cosplay, I'm also a freshman and… it’s also my hobby.” She said as Chaotic chuckled.

“I get it! Let’s go together to find the Co-Headmistresses’ office.” He said as Cosplay grabbed his hand, which surprised him. “Whoa… what are you doing?”

“Holding your hand so we don’t get lost.” She said as Chaotic realized that this was a big place.

“Oh… sorry. Forgot that this place is big. Anyone would get lost.” He said as they walked together. As he noticed, Oreo was sleeping on a tree branch. (“At least he won’t scare some students away.”) As they walked together, Chaotic noticed some odd things about the female students in the college grounds; they were walking around in skimpy clothes, slightly revealing clothing, and playing in a large fountain in bikinis. Chaotic’s eyes widened in shock. “Damn… I thought anyone would think about indecent exposure.” He said as Cosplay blushed a bit.

“So do I…” she said as she tried to cover her sight of the female students. “I mean… with what they're wearing, it's no wonder why some boys from the All-Men’s College sneak in here.” She said as Chaotic looked confused.

“I can imagine all the expulsions the guys in here must have suffered for it.” Said Chaotic as Cosplay turned to him.

“Guys? But there are-” Before she could say the next words, a bunch of party poppers set off near them as Chaotic jumped in Cosplay’s arms.

“WHAT THE WHAT?!”

“WELCOME!!!” They turned to see a woman with an extremely happy expression, huge pink hair carrying two cakes in her hands as she was bouncing in spring shoes as they saw she was THICC and her chest (G-Cup) was bouncing recklessly like she wasn’t wearing a bra.

“Oh, my…” Said Cosplay as Chaotic looked at her as he blushed.

“I’m very sorry!” He said as Cosplay smiled

“It’s alright. That would frighten anyone.” She said as she helped Chaotic down. as they turned to the girl as their eyes were following her bouncing chest. “Uh… this girl is not wearing a bra, isn’t she?” She said while blushing and Chaotic as he looked away and shield his eyes.

“I know it's vulgar to stare, but how can we not stare?” Explained Chaotic as Cosplay looked away as well. The girl stops bouncing as her poofy hair turns long, smooth and her personality turns south into depression.

“Have I done something unforgivable?” She said as both Chaotic and Cosplay turned to her and realized the error.

“No, no, no!” Said Chaotic “It’s just… your chest…”

“You weren’t wearing a bra, and we didn’t mean to stare.” Explained Cosplay as the girl’s hair became poofy in an instant.

“OH! Sorry! I can’t find a bra for my size.” She said as both Chaotic and Cosplay looked at each other. “Anyway, my name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, but my friends call me Pinkie Pie!” They both looked at each other and introduced themselves to Pinkie.

“Um hi… Pinkie. My name is Cosplay, and this is Chaotic. We’re both freshmen here.” She said as Chaotic looked at Pinkie.

“Listen, I believe I can help you. I heard custom made bras are a bit expensive. It might be hard to find one.” Said Cosplay as Chaotic looked at Pinkie who was showing that she was a bit embarrassed.

“Well…” He said as they looked at him, but Pinkie noticed something odd.

“Hey… your voice…”

“Chaotic’s voice is hoarse after too much singing.” Explained Cosplay

“Oh… sorry.” Said Pinkie “What were you going to say?”

“My mom collaborated with a friend of hers making custom bras that are not only comfy but have a strong durability, so they don’t snap off.” He explained as Pinkie grabbed his head and pulled him into her chest.

“OH, THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!” She yelled as Chaotic was both shocked and surprised that she would do that to him. Chaotic pulled his head out as his checks were tinted a dark red.

“Uh… you’re welcome… Does the campus allow that?” Asked Chaotic.

“Of course! Friends are free to hug friends.” She said as Chaotic was surprised.

“This place has a strong trust in everyone.” He said as Cosplay nodded by the kinship as Pinkie grabbed her chest.

“GAHHHH!!!” She screamed as Pinkie gave Cosplay’s breasts some squeezes as Chaotic as shock to witness that.

“What are you doing?!” Asked Cosplay.

“We’re Bosom Sisters now!” She said as Chaotic looked confused as Pinkie grabbed his chest. She smiled but looked surprised & confused. “Huh?” She pressed her hands to feel something.

“PINKIE!!!” They all turned to see 6 other girls appeared looking at Pinkie with humiliation.

“What in Sam Hill are you doing?!” Said the girl with red and yellow hair.

“Checking for breasts.” Said Pinkie as Chaotic looked at her.

“I’ll sue you for groping.” He said to her as Pinkie looked at him.

“Weird… you’re not growing any?” She said that her friends looked annoyed and embarrassed by Pinkie’s actions.

“The only way for me to grow boobs is when I get fat but that’s not happening until I hit rock bottom.” Said Chaotic as Pinkie looked at him, but the rainbow hair girl pulled her.

“Pinkie! Just give her some space!” She said Chaotic looked confused.

“Her?” He said as the purple hair girl who looked fashionable looked at his hair.

“Your hairstyle is… somewhat unique.” She said as Chaotic smiled.

“Thanks. My mom did this for me. She calls it ‘The Striking Bolt’.” He said a shy girl got her friends' attention.

“Uh… girls. Shouldn’t we introduce ourselves to Chaotic?” She said as the purple girl looked embarrassed.

“How rude of us. I’m Twilight Sparkle, a sophomore.”

“I’m Rarity darlings. A sophomore as well.”

“Applejack’s the name and a sophomore too.”

“I’m… Fluttershy…” She said “A… S-s-s-sophomore.”

“Rainbow Dash is who I am and the greatest girl in this college.” She bragged about it as her friends looked annoyed hearing that.

“And I’m Sunset Shimmer. We’re sophomores here and I see you met Pinkie Pie.” They both nodded as Chaotic looked at them.

“Uh yeah. I’m Chaotic and this is Cosplay.” He said as they looked at Chaotic as Pinkie jumped in.

“Chaotic’s voice is hoarse. I think Chaotic needs something to get his voice back.” She explained to her friends as Cosplay looked at them.

“I’m sorry but we need to go to see the Co-headmistresses.” She said as Chaotic nodded as Pinkie grabbed their hands.

“I’ll take you there myself, but we better get you something for your throat.” She said, “TO THE CAFETERIA!!!” She yelled as she dragged both Cosplay & Chaotic to the cafeteria as her friends sighed because of Pinkie’s actions.

“Pinkie…” They all said as they followed her as Oreo was sleeping on a tree branch.

Cafeteria
“Whoa…” Both Cosplay and Chaotic said the Cafeteria was large as a food court with different stands from different cultures and different fast foods.

“WELCOME TO THE CAFETERIA!!!” Screamed Pinkie as Chaotic & Cosplay, amazed by the selection of food.

“I’m amazed by the sight of this place. How can anyone cook their own meals without being tempted by what’s being served?” Said Cosplay.

“Easy. Their wallets.” Answered Chaotic as Cosplay laughed at that truth.

“I can see that.” Rarity brought a cup of tea for Chaotic.

“Here you go, darling. This will heal the throat.” She said as Chaotic smiled.

“Thanks.” He took a big gulp, gargled it, and swished it around in his mouth as he swallowed it. “Ahh… I think it's working.” He said, as Chaotic disgusted Rarity.

“Come on Rarity.” Said Applejack, “Chaotic needs it for her throat.” She said as Chaotic looked at her.

(“Why do they think I’m a girl? I mean, I don’t look like a girl.”) He thought but looked everywhere as he only saw girls. (“I guess… with all these girls here, they mistook a guy for a girl. But I can’t let them think that way for too long. I need to tell them.”) He said as he accidentally walked into someone and his face into a woman’s chest.

*GASP* All gasped as Chaotic looked up to see a strong and tall woman with a scar line on her left eye, with a mohawk hair style, with icy blue eyes wearing ripped black jeans, a tank top with Double D-cups and a punk jacket looked pissed at him.

“I’m sorry.” Said Chaotic as he backed away from the girl he pissed off.

“I’ll accept your apology after I kick your ass!” she said as Applejack and Rainbow blocked her

“Easy there Tempest!” Said Applejack.

“You can’t just beat up freshman for accidents. Especially with her voice,” Said Rainbow Dash as Chaotic walked around.

“Please… let me manage the situation.” He said as looked at Tempest. “Listen, I’m very sorry for walking into your chest, but also I like to correct a misunderstanding.” He said, as the girls were confused.

“Misunderstanding?” They said as Chaotic.

“Yes, a misunderstanding. I think I must tell you, but I need to ask you something about Pony U? Why are the girls here a bit too lax with their clothing and lewdness?” He asked as some girls who were watching looked confused on hearing that, but some nodded that their lewdness is getting too much.

“What about it? I mean, this is a women’s only college.” Said a girl with yellow hair and green skin as Chaotic looked shocked.

“AN ALL WHAT?!” He screamed as he backed away in shock.

“HA!” The voice came from a strong girl wearing brown clothes and ivory hair who was with another girl in tight track clothes. “I bet she was hoping to flirt with some guys.” She said as Chaotic looked annoyed.

“And that’s just the thing! I’m not a girl! (Restore Male Voice) I’m a guy!!!” He screamed as he grabbed his throat “Hey! I got my voice back!” He said as some were shocked and confused.

“C-c-c-c-Chaotic’s… a guy?” Said Cosplay as she realized something from before.

“Damn… I thought anyone would think about indecent exposure.” He said as Cosplay blushed a bit.

“So do I…” She said as she tried to cover her sight of the female students. “I mean… with what they're wearing, it’s no wonder why some of the boys from the All-Male College sneak in here.” She said as Chaotic looked confused.

“I can imagine all the expulsions the guys in here must have suffered for it.” Said Chaotic as Cosplay turned to him.

“Checking for breasts.” Said Pinkie as Chaotic looked at her.

“I’ll sue you for groping.” He said to her as Pinkie looked at him.

“Weird… you’re not growing any?” She said that her friends looked annoyed and embarrassed by Pinkie’s actions.

“The only way for me to grow boobs is when I get fat but that’s not happening until I hit rock bottom.” Said Chaotic as Pinkie looked at him, but the rainbow hair girl pulled her.

“Oh… So that's what he meant.” Said Cosplay

“And why didn't he have any breasts?” Said Pinkie as the girl with ivory hair laughed.

“Yeah right!” She said, “And I change my name to something fucking stupid!” She said, “The names Gilda and the only way you’re a guy is to have a pair!” She said as grabbed Chaotic by the shirt. “And to be honest; you don’t-!” She rammed her hand in Chaotic’s pants to grab nothing but stopped as Chaotic looked horrified as Gilda was shocked and terrified. “…”

“…”

“…”

“He’s a guy…” Said Gilda as the girls looked horrified and shock that a guy is in Pony U. “And… he’s-”

“PERVERTED WOMAN!!!” Screamed Chaotic as he grabbed Gilda’s arm, pulled it out from his pants and twisted it back as Gilda screamed in pain “I CAN TAKE CAT CALLS, A SLAP ON THE ASS AND BLEW KISSES AT BUT THAT’S TAKING IT TOO FAR!!!” He screamed as he lifted Gilda and slammed her, head first in a garbage can. “I've never been so violated!” He said as he started to cry. “If this is how you treat the guys, then I’m sorry for them for being subjected to this amount of harassment!” He said as the girls looked at him.

“Uh… Chaotic…” Said Fluttershy as Tempest attacked him but Chaotic jumped and landed on the edges of the trashcan where Gilda was.

“HEY! What are you doing?!” He said as Tempest snarled at him as more girls gathered around her.

“You’re dead you pervert! When will you stupid guys stop sneaking into an All-Women’s College?!” She yelled as Chaotic looked at her and tilted his head.

“Huh?” He said as he noticed that they were armed with sports equipment and pepper spray. “Uh-oh…” He said as he searched around for a way to escape but noticed his pet was under the table, eating a can of whipped cream as he had the idea. “RABID RACCOON!!!” He yelled as some looked confused as Chaotic pointed at something. One of the students looked under her table to see Oreo with whipped cream all over his mouth but didn’t see the can.

“RABBIES!!!” She screamed as some looked under and screamed as they saw Oreo with a foam-covered mouth. Tempest turned and screamed a high pitch as she jumped on the table.

“DON’T LET IT BITE YOU!!!” She screamed as Chaotic took the chance to escape as the girls screamed except for Fluttershy who looked confused. She walked up to it and smelled something sweet.

“Whipped cream?” She said as Pinkie peeked.

“HEY! That’s my whipped cream!” She yelled as they stopped screaming as Chaotic was at the doors.

“STOP RIGHT THERE!” Yelled Gilda as Chaotic turned to them.

“I have one thing to say!” He said bravely but turned around “[Crying] OH, NO!” He said as he ran away.

“HEY! COME BACK HERE!” Screamed Tempest as she and a few other girls chased after him. Cosplay stood in shock as Gilda snarled.

“I can’t believe I let a guy do that to me!” She snarled as Cosplay stared at her. “What are you looking at geeks!?” She yelled as Cosplay blinked.

“You… touch his…” She turned red as Fluttershy was holding the raccoon as she wiped the cream off its mouth.

“Girls, this raccoon is named Oreo. He is Chaotic’s pet.” She said as Gilda looked at Cosplay.

“I touched his, what?”

“His… dick… with your… bare hands.” She said as Gilda looked horrified that she looked at her left hand and turned red in the head.

“Oh right… forgot about that…” She said as she walked away to the bathroom as the other girls looked embarrassed except for Pinkie.

“I wonder what Gilda was going to say?” She wonder “Maybe how big-”

“PINKIE!!!”

Back to Chaotic
“Excuse me! Pardon me! Sorry for bumping into you!” Said Chaotic as he was running away as he bumped into some of the girls as they dropped books, food, drinks, and their stuff as they all screamed in anger.

“GET BACK HERE!!!” Yelled Tempest as Chaotic looked back and continued to run as he saw something up ahead; someone was renting out Motor Scooters.

“I’ll take one!” He yelled as he gave her 100 bucks in cash and took it immediately.

“HEY!” yelled the vendor. "You forgot your change!” She yelled as Tempest and 2 other girls snatched her scooters and chased after Chaotic.

“Oh, boy!” He yelled as he drove through the hallways as some girls moved out of the way. Chaotic made some turns to lose his angry mob as he went through some double doors. A girl holding a camera took his picture as Chaotic drove through.

“HEY! YOU RUINED MY PERFECT SHOT!!!” she screamed as Tempest and the other 2 came through. She looked at the picture and paused. “*GASP* THIS! IS… PERFECT!!!” she screamed happily.

Outside
Cosplay was looking around as she was looking for Chaotic. “I know he’s a guy, but… he didn’t look like a perverted man, nor did he drool at the sight of every girl.” She said Chaotic looked embarrassed at seeing the girls. “Where is he so we can tell the Co-Headmistresses of the misunderstanding about him being here?” She said as she bumped into someone.

“HEY!” Cosplay turned to see two of a group of 4 girls who looked madly at her.

“I’m sorry. I was looking for someone.” Explained Cosplay as they looked at her.

“Well, just be careful next time.” Said one with blue skin and silver hair. “I nearly dropped my smoke bombs.” She said as Cosplay looked around.

“Uh… Who are you looking for?” Said the girl with blue hair in a ponytail.

“Someone I met and worried about. I must find him before it’s too late.” She said as the girl with purple hair and pigtails looked confused.

“Wait? Him?” she said as Cosplay covered her mouth.

“JUMP OUT OF THE WAY!!!” They all turned around to see Chaotic riding on a motor scooter and heading towards them.

*SCREAMING*

END OF FLASHBACK
(“And now we’re at the part where we’re going to land in a pool. Hope that they could swim.”) Though Chaotic as time continued as Chaotic, Cosplay, Trixie and Adagio headed for a crash landing.

*SPLASH*x4

A sizable crowd gathered after seeing and hearing the splashes. Cosplay, Trixie and Adagio emerge from the water as Chaotic was still underwater holding on to the motor scooter. He started up the scooter as he drove to the shallow end. as his hair lost its shape and turned long and wavy. Chaotic came up and spat out the pool water as his hair was like Rapunzel but male. Chaotic looked up to see Tempest, who was covered with the cranberry pie he hit her with. Chaotic smiled nervously. “He-he-he… can’t beat the classics.” He said as Tempest grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.

“I hate cranberry pie.” She said as Chaotic shrugged his shoulders.

“I don’t know who made it, but I agree that cranberries should not be used in pie.” He said as Tempest stared at him

“That’s something we can agree on.” She said as she and the mob were holding batons. “Now-”

“STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW!!!” Screamed a voice through a megaphone as they all turned to see 2 women in suits holding megaphones as Chaotic saw his 6 moms looking worried.

“Let the young man go, Tempest.” Said the dark-haired woman.

“But Headmistress Luna! This guy somehow sneaks-!”

“Let him go!” Said the other headmistress as Tempest did what she was told as Pinkie and her friends came as they saw the other 6 women as Rainbow and Applejack looked happy.

“Holy shit! It’s Muscle Heart!” Yelled Rainbow Dash as some girls looked surprised and screamed in joy.

“The greatest mixed-martial artist fighter!? HERE!?” Said Gilda as other girls surrounded her for her autograph as some wanted her to sign on her tits. Rarity saw Styling Looks and her fashionista mood squeal.

“And you’re Styling Looks! The greatest Hair styling profession.” She said as she fainted as Pinkie and Fluttershy caught her as Twilight geeked out.

“You’re Intel Brain! Greatest female scientist/inventor in our era! I love your plan to create an invention to decompose used cigarette butts into a healthy mulch!” She said as Intel smiled.

“Thank you and it’s still in beta testing.” She said as Twilight smiled.

“Also, what are you doing here? I know that you and your sisters have graduated from here. Are you visiting to see how the college is?” She said as Intel shook her head.

“No, we’re not but we’re here to fix a misunderstanding.” She said as Headmistress Luna and her sister got the attention of the group.

“Attention girls!” Said Luna “My sister Celestia and I have some news that will change Pony U!” She said as Celestia took the megaphone.

“Attention please. Now everyone here knows that Ponyville University has been an All-Women’s College for the past century.” She said as some looked prideful as some were towering over Chaotic. “But that is going to change.” She said as some were confused “In the past 2 decades, some of the past graduates had acted in some actions that resulted in arrests.” She said as some were concerned “Assaulting individual males who turned out to be actors, punching a man for saving her from falling which lead him hospitalized and traumatizing a 2nd grader boy who couldn’t read signs lead as antagonizing males for no reason. The University has been given some backlash because of it and rumors are spreading that this place was made to create misandrists.” Said Celestia as the girls were horrified and shocked to hear that was possible. “So, in order to erase these rumors, we’re changing the entire university rules and turning this place into a Co-ed.” She said as some were shocked to hear that. They all started to complain that the Headmistresses silenced them.

“ENOUGH!!!” Yelled Luna “We’re doing this because if we don’t, this university will be shut down and every student here will not get refunded!” She yelled as everyone went silent.

“Well, that shut everyone up.” Said Chaotic as he helped Cosplay and the other 2 girls out of the pool as they snarled at Chaotic.

“Don’t you dare stare.” Said Adagio covered her shirt as Chaotic looked confused.

“Wait!” He said as everyone looked at him “If this place is going Co-ed, then… where are the other guys?” Asked Chaotic as they both looked at him.

“Well… we decided to enroll any of the graduates’ sons that weren’t misandrists but… they enrolled in either different colleges, refused in fear of being uncomfortable or started work life.” Said Luna.

“We also did some background check on them for any crimes of perversion until we found you, Mr. Chaotic.” Said Celestia “Apparently despite you’re the adopted son of 6 of our old college friends but the only one with no records of perversion and you’re used to being with females due to your 6 mothers.” She said as some were shocked to hear that Chaotic was adopted by not one, not 2, but 6 women.

“No one could take care of a child nor a baby.” Said Chaotic “It’s a flaw but all living creatures have flaws.” She said as Intel smiled.

“Like I taught him.” She said with a smirk.

“You were the only one with no acts of perversion nor any criminal records.” Said Luna “Except learning that you blew up an elementary school with a chocolate malt explosion.”

“By accident!” Yelled Chaotic “I mean it I didn’t mean to make a chemical formula for that.” He said as Pinkie walked to him

“Can you make one for me?” She said with a drool around her mouth.

“NO!” Yelled all 6 of his moms as Pinkie pouted.

“Boo.” She said as Chaotic looked at the headmistresses.

“So… asked me one question? Am I the only boy in the entire campus?” He asked as they both shut their eyes. “Oh… fuck me, I’m dead as stepped in here.” He said as Tempest crossed her arms.

“You can’t be serious?” She said with a snarl as Chaotic looked at them.

“So… where would I be sleeping?” He asked as his moms smiled.

“Why, at our old dorm house; Virgo’s Love House!” Said Home Care as Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Sunset, Adagio, Trixie, Tempest, and some others looked shocked and scared as Headmistress Luna noticed it.

“Is there something wrong with the Virgo’s Love House?” Said Luna as she turned to Pinkie.

“Uh… well…”

Chaotic & Cosplay was a bit surprised as Celestia, Luna and his 6 mothers were beyond shock as their old house was wrecked, filled with garbage on the lawn and the inside as Luna and Celestia were beyond pissed off as Chaotic looked at it.

“Whoa… you all are just as messy as my moms. I guess this must have been a habit to anyone who lives here.” Said Chaotic as he grabbed a push broom & Oreo jumped from Fluttershy’s arms and started eating any discarded food. “I’ll help with the cleaning, but I will draw the line if I have do your laundry, ladies!” He yelled as she started cleaning as the girls turned to Celestia and Luna who were fuming, along with Chaotic’s mothers as Cosplay went to help clean with him.

“We’re never gonna have another party, right?” Asked Pinkie.

“NOT UNTIL THIS MESS IS CLEANED UP!!!” Screamed the adults as the sophomores groaned.

Author's Note

So that's it. Chaotic's 1st day and its now heading for shit. Before anyone ask why Chaotic didn't get any nosebleeds or boners? Here's the reason; he's holding his libido back. He has a reason to hold it back but I won't spoil it for your readers. Also here is the bust sizes of the girls and headmistresses I didn't add.

• Twilight Sparkle: D-Cup
• Sunset Shimmer: D-Cup
• Rarity: C-Cup
• Rainbow Dash: B-Cup
• Fluttershy: E-Cup
• Applejack: E-Cup
• Trixie: F-Cup
• Adagio Dazzle: EE-Cup
• Aria Blaze: CC-Cup
• Sonata Dusk: F-Cup
• Gilda: C-Cup
• Lightning Dust: B-Cup
• Celestia: I-Cup
• Luna: I-Cup

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