Chaotic's College Harem
Chaotic Impression
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Celestia and Luna were marching together as Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, & Tempest were sitting in chairs as all 6 of Chaotic’s mothers were behind them with their arms crossed. “Never have we seen such a disaster on our own campus!” Yelled Luna as they all coward by her voice.
“I agree with my sister. You students have not only wrecked Virgo’s Love House but our trust in you eleven… Wait! Where are Pinkie Pie and Sonata Dusk?!” She said Sunset looked nervous but spoke up.
“We left them with Cosplay to watch Chaotic.” She said as they raised their brows.
“We can’t trust that… punk!” Said Tempest as she looked back to see Chaotic’s mothers narrowing their eyes at her. “Uh… I mean, given that this school had so many perverted men sneaking in to take pictures and videos of the other students here, so trust of any male who becomes a student here is extremely slim.” Explained Tempest as she feared the glares given to her.
“Hmmm… You’re correct about that.” Said Luna as she looked out the window as she witnessed a group of women attack some men that sneaked to take videos and pictures had their cameras, phones and nuts smashed. “It’s becoming too much of an annoyance.”
“Yes… Especially since the headmaster of the All-Men’s College hasn’t been keeping his students in line.” Said Celestia as Chaotic’s mothers didn’t like to hear that.
“The Headmaster… who is it?” Asked Intel Brain as Luna and Celestia turned to her.
“Your ex.” They said that Intel freaked out upon hearing that.
“Fucking testosterones… not him.” She said,
“Oh, dear god, not Grand Pride.” Said Sweet Voice.
“I thought we would never see him again after he hurt Chaotic.” Said Muscle Heart as she cracked her knuckles “I wanted to rip his sack off for what he was doing. Stealing not only Intel’s research and thesis, but some blackmail on us.” She said as they hoped he hadn’t seen them.
“Back to the situation at hand,” Said Celestia. “You are all given the responsibility not only to take care of your work in college but also for the building itself.” Celestia said in a firm but professional tone. “So, until the building is clean inside and out, all of your club activities, canceled.” She said that her order causes some discord.
“NO FAIR!!!” Said Rainbow Dash.
“But I have animals to care for!” Said Fluttershy.
“What about my orders?!” Said Rarity.
“No acceptations! The decision is final.” Said Celestia “But don’t worry. I’ll replace your activities with some community service until the dorm house is clean. Get your hairnets, you’ll be the aids for the cafeteria for today.” Rarity fainted as Fluttershy and Applejack caught her.
“A hairnet… the worst thing to wear.” She said Adagio frowned.
“At least you don't have to wear a large plastic bag for a hairnet. If we have to do this, we’ll get Pinkie and Sonata to join us.” She said,
“No, that's not necessary.” Said Luna. “They’ll be cleaning the Dorm House.”
“WHAT?!” They all said.
Virgo’s Love House
Chaotic was separating the recyclables and non-recyclables. “I’m sorry to sound rude but how did you managed to make a huge mess like this?” He asked Pinkie and Sonata as they were tying the knots for the trash bags as Cosplay was vacuuming.
“I agree as well. I doubt that one party caused this.” She said as Pinkie and Sonata smiled nervously.
“Actually… this is from one party.” Said Sonata as both Chaotic and Cosplay were surprised to hear that.
“We wanted to have a party for freshmen who are becoming sophomores. So, I invited all the Freshmen that are becoming Sophomores.” Said Pinkie as she pulled out her phone and showed the pictures. “I think I went too far.” She said as one picture had a Sophomore steaking.
“Too far.” Said Cosplay as Chaotic nodded.
“I think you should control how crazy you make them.” Said Chaotic “Also hope no one posted them online.” He said as Pinkie waved her hand.
“No girl here will ever do that!” She said with a smirk.
“So… will the news club won’t publish them on the website?” He asked as Pinkie and Sonata looked shocked.
“Oh, fuck me.” They both said as Cosplay looked at them.
“I guess you didn’t think of them.” She said as Chaotic when to the kitchen.
“I’m afraid that there is an even greater problem we will be facing.” He said as the 3 girls looked confused.
“And what’s that?” Asked Sonata.
“We have no food, and I don’t think the food covered in blue slime is edible.” Answer Chaotic but Pinkie smirked.
“I can handle anything!” she said proudly.
“I think the blue goo is alive and it's already eaten some cake and tacos.” He explained as both Pinkie and Sonata looked enraged and extremely pissed-off.
“MY CAKE/MY TACOS!!!” They both screamed in pure anger as they ran to the kitchen.
“I think we should buy some food after the cleaning or go hungry.” Said Chaotic as Cosplay nodded. They both came back in tears and dropped face first to the floor.
“Is it that bad?” Asked Cosplay as both Pinkie and Sonata rolled over to be on their backs.
“[Crying] YES!!!” Said Pinkie as both her and Sonata threw a tantrum as their breasts shook out of control.
“[Crying] MY TACOS!!! ALL GONE!!!” Cried Sonata as Chaotic and Cosplay looked at each other as Chaotic patted their heads.
“Aww… there, there.” He said as they looked at him with tears in their eyes. “We can go shopping for more food today.” They both looked up and turned to him.
“Can we buy some tacos?” Asked Sonata
“And sweets?” Asked Pinkie.
“Sure! After we clean the house.” He said as they jumped back on their feet and hugged Chaotic as he was baffled by them and felt their breasts pushing on his chest.
“THANK YOU!!!” They both said as they gave him a peck on the cheeks which shocked Cosplay and him.
(“Whoa… they’re bold.”) Though Cosplay as Chaotic broke free from their hug.
“Sorry about that. I didn’t expect to be… hugged and kissed…” He was turning red with embarrassment as he looked away and covered his face. Pinkie and Sonata looked embarrassed doing that.
“Sorry.” They both said that they forgot that Chaotic is Ponyville U’s 1st male student and anything like hugs will be considered lewd due to their chests.
“Uh…” They turned to Cosplay as she was still holding some bags. “I know we have to clean this building but… what about the rooms of your friends?” She said as Chaotic remembered what the Headmistresses and his mothers said.
“We can’t have another party until this mess is cleaned up…” Chaotic said as he remembered what they said. “I think the rooms count.” He said as Cosplay gasped.
“You’re going to enter a girl’s room?!” Yelled Cosplay at Chaotic.
“Yes.” He said, which shocked them but unknown to them, 2 girls were outside using a recording device.
“I knew he’s a-”
“If I have their permission. It is incredibly rude to enter someone’s room without their permission.” Continued Chaotic as the 2 girls outside were annoyed that he’s a gentleman and left.
“Oh, that’s good to know.” Said Sonata.
“It means you 2 will have to collect every one of your roommates’ dirty laundry.” He said as Pinkie and Sonata pouted.
“Lame!” Said Sonata as she realized something. “So… you need permission to enter our rooms?” Chaotic nodded “Then I give you my permission to enter my room to help carry out the laundry!” She said as Pinkie and Cosplay gasped.
“Sonata!” Yelled Cosplay. “You can’t do that!”
“Yeah!” Said Pinkie “Because I want his help as well!” She said which confused both Chaotic and Cosplay.
“Huh?” Said Cosplay as Pinkie and Sonata pressed their chest against each other.
“I want his help!” Yelled Sonata.
“NO! HE SHOULD HELP ME!!” Screamed Pinkie as Cosplay looked scared.
“What should we do to stop this fighting?” She asked as Chaotic looked at the sight.
“I have an idea but…” Chaotic paused as Cosplay looked at him
“But?”
“It’s something that would get me slapped.” Answered Chaotic as Cosplay shook her head.
“I’ll take the blame, since I want you to do it.” Said Cosplay as Chaotic sighed.
“Okay and watch what I do to stop this fight.” Said Chaotic as he walked toward the 2 girls. “Titty… CHOP!” Yelled Chaotic as he did a karate chop between their tits, separating them, but his blow hurt their breasts.
“OWIE!!!” they yelled as they grabbed their boobs as Cosplay looked shocked as looked at Chaotic.
“Home Care taught me that after getting annoyed by seeing her sisters AKA my moms’ fighting. It's perverted and painful to feel but affected.” Explained Chaotic as Cosplay slowly realized his actions and remembered that Chaotic had 6 mothers raising him.
“Oh, dear…” Said Cosplay.
“That hurt!” Yelled Sonata at Chaotic as he sighed.
“I have something to say.” He said as both Pinkie and Sonata glared at him “If you both want me to help you, please just ask.” He said as they both looked at each other and realized that they should've said that “I… don’t want to be the center because of fights again.” He said as they looked at him.
“Again?” Said Cosplay as Chaotic shook his head.
“Sorry. It's… personal.” He answered as he looked away. “Also! I want to make a good impression on everyone on campus, given I’m the only male student here and they might hate me for being a guy.” He explained as Cosplay sighed.
“Yeah… An all-women’s college becomes co-ed and only one guy has enrolled will be a target out of fear and hatred.” Said Cosplay as Sonata and Pinkie looked down hearing that, but Chaotic didn’t like their sad look.
“Hey… listen. I know nearly every girl won’t like that there’s a guy now living here… BUT! That doesn’t mean we can show them wrong. We’ll start small and grow big!” He said with confidence as they felt happy “And to those who don’t want it… this.” Chaotic pushed his hands on his mouth *PPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTT* He made a loud fart sound as all three of them laughed at what he did.
“Gross, but funny!” Said Cosplay as they all smile.
“Okay! We give you our permission to clean our rooms and our roommates’ rooms.” Said Pinkie as Chaotic smiled.
“Thank you Pinkie.” He said and gave a grin “I am not responsible for finding embarrassing things or secret diaries.” He said as Pinkie and Sonata smirked.
“I heard Aria has some cute girly panties with a big smiling flower.” Said Sonata as Pinkie and she snickered as they bounced to the rooms as Cosplay looked at Chaotic.
“I think you made a reason for our roommates to hate you.” She said as Chaotic looked away.
“I only said what I’ve been told.” He said, “Despite them being adults, they act like kids to each other.” Explained Chaotic.
“Does nearly everything you know about the flaws of female teens come from your moms?” She asked.
“Except periods. I’m grateful for being a man that I don’t have.” He said as Cosplay looked mad at him.
“Lucky bastard.” She said as they headed to clean their new roommates’ rooms.
3 hours later
Chaotic, Cosplay, Pinkie and Sonata tossed the last of the blue covered food in a metal trash can as Chaotic lit a match and tossed it in as it made a large tower of fire. “Whoa…” said everyone as Chaotic covered his nose along with the others.
“I’m grateful we didn’t have to eat those.” Said Cosplay and Pinkie and Sonata laugh maniacally.
“Burn evil slime, burn…” Said Pinkie.
“You eat our cakes and tacos, you’re now the fire’s food.” Said Sonata as Cosplay hid behind Chaotic.
“You think they’ll go psycho on us?” She asked as Chaotic looked at them.
“No… they’re just happy they’re avenging their favorite food.” He answered as he noticed the fire was getting weak. “Uh-oh, we need fuel for the fire.” He said as Sonata stepped up.
“I got this!” She said as she pulled out her bra without taking off her shirt. Chaotic and Cosplay looked shocked as she dropped it in the flames as it grew bigger. “There, problem solved.” Said Sonata as Cosplay looked at her.
“Uh… Sonata… you could have used the lighter fluid?” Said Cosplay.
“That bra was gonna break on me. It happened 3 times already.” Answered Sonata as Chaotic looked at her.
“How many times does that happen to you?” He asked as Sonata frowned.
“So many times!” She yelled “[Crying] I can’t even find a good one that’s comfortable.” She cried as Pinkie hugged her.
“Don’t worry, Bosom Sister. Chaotic told me that his mom knows a friend who makes comfy custom bras.” Said Pinkie as Sonata’s eyes widened. She was about to jump but stopped.
“Awww… I’m betting the bras are expensive.” She said as Pinkie looked at Chaotic as she forgot that some customized bras tend to be expensive.
“Oh, don’t worry. Home Care and her friend, Shake Mah Booty made it out of a resourceful material.” He said as Pinkie and Sonata laughed as Cosplay blushed.
“Please, tell me that’s a joke name?” She asked as Chaotic looked at her.
“What joke name?” Questioned Chaotic “Why would I joke about Shake Mah Booty?” Pinkie and Sonata laughed harder. “Okay tell me what’s funny? I mean you met her, you see the genius that is Shake Mah Booty.” They laughed even louder as they stopped as Chaotic was pouting at them as Cosplay called him down.
“Sorry but… that name was used for prank calls.” She said,
“Is that her full name?” Asked Pinkie.
“Or is it Ivana?” Stuttered Sonata.
“No! Its Watchmi. Watchmi Shake Mah Booty.” He said as they laughed louder as Cosplay snickered as well. “Hey… that’s not funny!” He yelled as he pulled his phone and make a video call.
“What are you doing?” Asked Cosplay.
“Calling my Godmother.” He said as he got the video call to see a woman with orange skin and emerald long hair, Rose Eyes (H-Cup). “Watchmi!” He said as she smiled.’
“Well, well. If it isn’t My Little Chaos.” She said as they looked shocked that she’s real and looked at him.
“It was my nickname when I was a kid.” He said as Watchmi smiled.
“True me, he was much more tamable as a teenager than a child. He caused a lot of trouble growing up.” She said as Chaotic pouted.
“I blew up one elementary school and they’ll never let it go.” Said Chaotic
“You blew up the sewer system of our crooked mayor with a cherry bomb at the age of 10.” She said as Chaotic whistle as he looked away, the girls looked at him with shocked expressions.
“I can see why you call him Chaos.” Said Cosplay as Watchmi looked at him.
“What are you calling me for? You are having some problems with the new college with all the girls?” She said while laughing.
“No… I didn’t even know this was an all-Women’s college until I came here.” Answer Chaotic as Watchmi smacked her forehead.
“They didn’t tell you?”
“Too little, too late.” Watchmi rolled her eyes.
“*Sigh* fuck… I told them to tell you last night.” She said as she looked at him. “Is there anything you need?” Asked Watchmi.
“Showing my new roommates that you exist. Oh, and they want to order some of the custom bras you made.” Explained Chaotic as he turned the phone to them as Watchmi looked at them.
“Oh! Customers who need comfy bras, I understand.” as Chaotic handed Pinkie his phone.
“Hello!” Said Pinkie and Sonata as Cosplay join them in the video.
“Uh… hello.” She said as Watchmi smiled.
“Hello! My Little Chaos told me that you’re all interested in buying my custom bras at affordable prices?” She said as Cosplay looked away.
“Uh… Well… Chaotic did say that you… make custom bras.” Miss Booty smirked.
“And you want to buy some?” She said as Cosplay waved her hands.
“Uh! Uh! I mean… I’m sorry to sound rude but… how do we know that the bras you made are legit?” Spoke Cosplay as Miss Booty laughed.
“Always the 1st question being asked.” She said, “I always have the answer for that, I am personally wearing my own product.” She said as she unbuttoned her shirt to reveal a panda color bra.
“Uh…” Said Cosplay
“Oh…” Said Pinkie and Sonata.
“Don’t drop the phone for what you’re about to see,” Wanted Miss Booty as she was about to unhook her bra, but Cosplay was a bit in disbelief.
“This is ridiculous. I’m sorry but a customized bra is not only comfy but affordable is a bit-” Before she could finish, Miss Booty removed her bra to reveal that her breast size was not H-Cups but Double K-Cups. Cosplay, Pinkie, and Sonata’s eyes widened in shock. “How much for 6 of them?” Asked Cosplay as Pinkie and Sonata’s mouths dropped open as they turned to look at one another and smiled.
“~We’re getting comfy bras! We’re getting comfy bras!~” They sang as Miss Booty smiled.
“Always get them.” She said as they watched her put it back on as her bust size shrank. “Always comfortable for a year, no strap marks, no rashes on the breasts.” She described them.
“How…?” Asked Cosplay.
“Can’t tell. Can’t let the competition steal our work for money.” She said as she smirked. “So, tell me something. What did you think of My Little Chaos?” She asked as they looked to see Chaotic was playing with Oreo with a rope.
“He’s very nice!” Said Pinkie
“He’s also fun!” Said Sonata as they looked at Cosplay.
“Oh! Well…” Cosplay looked at Chaotic and blushed a bit “He’s… cute…” Answer Cosplay as she covered her mouth as Pinkie and Sonata 'Oooo'd at her as Chaotic turned to her.
“Are you done with my phone?” Asked Chaotic as they shook their heads. “Okay.” He said as he gave Oreo a belly scratch, “Because we need to leave to buy some ingredients for dinner.” He said as the 3 girls looked at the phone.
“I hope you are good to him. He might have a broken sex & lust drive, but the poor boy suffered too much.” Said Miss Booty, as they looked confused.
“Suffer?” Questioned Cosplay as Miss Booty covered her mouth.
“Oops! I can’t tell the bad things about Little Chaos. He’ll tell you when he trusts you all enough.” Spoke Miss Beauty as Sonata took the phone.
“Wait! I got a question!” She said as Miss Booty looked at her. “Why is your name ‘Shake Mah Booty’?” Asked Sonata as Watchmi smirked.
“Simple.” She zoomed the camera to reveal that she has a huge bouncing ass. “Therefore.” She said with a smirk as she twerked her ass at them. “Also, this chest is double Ks. Bye!” She ended the video call as all three of them stood baffled.
“Damn…” Said Pinkie and Sonata as Cosplay turned red in the head.
(“That booty just too fine…”) She thought as Chaotic looked at them.
“Can I have my phone now?” Asked Chaotic as they handed his phone back. “Thank you.” He said as he looked at them. “My God Mother got you hooked on her products, didn’t you?” Asked Chaotic as they looked away.
“She… she made a good bra.” Said Cosplay as Pinkie and Sonata nodded.
“You can make an order on her website. I’ll give you her card after we go to the supermarket.” Said Chaotic as they all nodded. “So… Does anyone have a big van? Because I haven’t taken out my stuff in my van.” He said as they looked at each other.
“I… can’t drive.” Said Cosplay as Pinkie and Sonata shook their heads.
“Oh boy… this causes a problem.” He said as Pinkie had an idea and ran to the kitchen.
“Uh… doesn’t she remember that there’s no food?” Said Cosplay as Pinkie ran with a pair of keys.
“We’ll borrow the bus!” She said as Sonata clapped but confused Chaotic & Cosplay.
“We have a bus?” They both said as Pinkie and Sonata dragged them to where the bus was. When they got to the parking lot where the bus was but when they got to it; it was incredibly filthy, like it hadn't been washed for a year.

“Not for cleaning the bus!” Said Chaotic as Pinkie and Sonata blushed as Cosplay covered her face.
“Well… we never left the campus during our freshman year and most of the students have their own cars.” Explained Sonata.
“So, it was never used.” Said Cosplay as Pinkie opened the doors of the bus as the insides were clean. “Such a waste of a vehicle.” She said Chaotic was given the keys as he started it up, to see the mileage and fuel.
“Well good news, it has a lot less mileage and full tank but we’re going to the car wash to clean this thing up. I can imagine how many ‘Wash me!’ are written on this bus.” He said as they nodded.
“12.” Said Sonata as they looked at her. “I counted before the end of the new year.” She explained as they went in.
“Okay ladies! Wear your seat belts because I don’t know where I’m going nor how many speed bumps are in the way.” He said Pinkie and Sonata used their GPS on their phones to direct Chaotic to the Car Wash before shopping for food.
“Go this way.” Said Pinkie as they all drove out of the campus.
Meanwhile
Celestia, Luna and the 6 Mothers of Chaotic were following Twilight, Sunset, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, & Tempest back to their Dorm House “I hope this punishment teaches you about cleaning your messes.” Said Celestia as they groaned.
“I can’t believe that we’re going to do this crap until the building is clean and that will take weeks.” She complained as Twilight frowned about the experiments she’ll miss.
“If we have to suffer then Pinkie and Sonata have to suffer as well!” Yelled Aria in anger as they made it back to their Dorm House to see 2 huge piles of trash bags with 2 signs that said ‘Recycle’ & ‘Waste’.
“I see they managed to throw the garbage out.” Said Luna “And sorted the recycle.” She added as they groaned as Muscle Heart opened the door and looked amazed.
“And gave this house the Chaotic Special.” She said as the girls looked worried hearing that as they ran inside to see it was sparkling clean.
“Whoa…” They said as Rarity gasped to see big bags inside with their room symbols on the bags and a note.
“What’s this?” Asked Rarity as Sunset read the note.
“Dear Roommates, if you’re all back from the Headmistresses’ office, we’ve cleaned the entire dorm house, picked up the trash, cleaned your rooms and set your dirty clothes to wash.” Said Sunset as she and others turned red that a man entered their rooms “Also we burned all the food because they were covered in blue goop because it looked inedible and some of the spices expired. So, we went shopping in the Minibus to buy food and ingredients for dinner. We’ll be back and remember to wash your dirty panties?!?!?!” Yelled Sunset as she turned to anger as she ripped the note. “I can’t believe that they wrote that!” She yelled as Celestia and Luna stared at them.
“I guess they care about you all that they cleaned your rooms.” Said Celestia.
“Now you must repay them by doing the laundry.” Said Luna as they groaned.
“I hate doing my laundry.” Said Rainbow as she dragged her bag as Rarity had a lot of bags.
“Why do I have so many bags of laundry?!” she yelled.
“Because you buy and make too many clothes!” yelled everyone as Rarity groaned that she must wash her clothes as Celestia and Luna sighed.
Chaotic was pushing a large shopping cart as Cosplay, Pinkie and Sonata were adding what to buy in the cart. “Milk, cereal, rice pudding, fruits, meats, vegetables, water, soda, juice-”
“Alcohol.” Said Sonata as Chaotic stopped
“No alcohol!” he yelled “Cooking Wine is fine but not alcohol.” Said Chaotic as they looked at him as he cleared his throat. “I’m sorry but alcohol and I don’t mix.” He explained “I don’t remember what happened when I was drunk, and my mothers started crying and hugged me saying everything’s alright after I sober up. I don’t know why but… I tend to stay away from drinking alcohol, using cooking alcohol on food doesn’t make me drunk.” He explained as Cosplay looked at him as Pinkie and Sonata nodded.
“Okay.” Said Pinkie.
“If you can’t drink booze, then we won’t buy it.” Said Sonata as she returned it as Chaotic pushed the cart as they continued adding what to buy.
“Do we have enough toilet paper in the dorm?” Asked Chaotic as they paused as they shrugged their shoulders as Pinkie was about to pick them up. “No.” They turned around to Chaotic looking confused.
“Why?” Asked Pinkie.
“There’s a membership warehouse club near here and I’m a member.” They raise their brows. “Bulk in toilet paper, bulk in paper towels, bulk in-”
“Candy?” Asked Pinkie as Chaotic nodded as both her and Sonata cheered as they helped Chaotic push the cart for the candy.
Back at the Dorm House
Adagio, Rarity and Sunset were on the washing machine, enjoying the… vibrations from the washing machines as Chaotic’s moms just blushed at the sight. “God damn it, I guess we weren’t the only ones who like doing that.” Whispered Clever Built as the others blushed as Celestia and Luna watched some that were folding their laundry.
“I hope they come back in time.” Said Luna as Celestia tried to remember.
“If I recall, this dorm does have a minibus but wasn’t used that much. I planned to sell it the 2nd day, but I think Mr. Chaotic will put it to good use.” She said as Luna smiled.
“This dorm will be responsible for its care.” She said as they heard some honking.
“I think our son is back.” Said Sweet Voice as they see the minibus as the door opens to hear music and singing.

“She messed around with a bloke named Smokey
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And he showed her how to kick the gong around.
Hidee hidee hidee hi”
“Hidee hidee hidee hi”
“Whoah”
“Whoah”
“Hodee hodee ho”
“Hodee hodee ho”
“Hidee hidee hi”
“Hidee hidee hi”
The group watched Chaotic sing as Pinkie, Sonata & Cosplay sang backup. They were carrying bags as they entered the house as Chaotic handed Clever Built the keys. “I think you need to check the engine. It stuttered a bit and died whenever I stopped at a red light.” Said Chaotic as he carried the bags inside. “I’ll make you all a tasty meatloaf and dish of pressed plantains.” He said as he headed for the kitchen as Clever Built checked the engine as she pulled out some books out of it.
“Looks like someone was hiding their beefcakes books in the engine.” Said Clever Build as she opened it “Oooo… Crotchless edition but the crotches are destroyed.” She said as she threw it in the recycling bin.
“I guess this will be the last time we’ll eat our son’s cooking.” Said Home Care as she pulled up her sleeves “I’m going to help him in the kitchen.” She said as she went inside as Celestia and Luna were impressed.
“He cleans, cooks, drives, and thinks of others more than himself. He should be a good example for future male students.” Said Celestia as Luna looked at her sister.
“Don’t make him your personal baker, sister. Your chair can't handle the additional cake mass in your ass.” She said as Celestia turned to Luna with a glare.
“I do not have an addiction!” She said as Luna laughed as the girls looked away, so they don’t get any worse punishments.
Later that night
Chaotic was in the kitchen cooking as he passed entrées to Cosplay as she brought them to the dining room. The dining room amazed Cosplay as Chaotic cleaned it so well. “That man is a great cleaner.” She said as she saw her new roommates were eating and the headmistresses and his mothers were eating as well while loud music was playing, Tempest looked depressed as she tried not to eat anything. “Eat something.” Said Cosplay, “Diet that involves eating nothing will hurt you.” She said as Tempest snarled at her.

“I refuse to eat that punk’s food.” She said, “If I eat it, I’ll love it and like him being here.” Explained Tempest as Cosplay looked at her.
“Why do you hate men?” She asked as Tempest looked at Cosplay.
“If you were here during my freshman year, you would suffer many harassments from the douchebags from the All-Male College. My underwear gets stolen, and I get my picture taken after I come out of the shower. Also, I nearly gotten raped if it wasn’t for the seniors that saved my ass. That’s why I hate men, they are filthy pigs.” Explained Tempest as Cosplay looked sad for her.
“Look… I know that you have a good example of hating them, but Chaotic… isn’t like them.” Said Cosplay “I mean not all men are like that and he didn’t smirk when Sonata burned her bra.”
“SHE WHAT?!” Yelled Tempest as her voice was being drowned by the music.
“Yeah, but Chaotic was nice to introduce his godmother to us, who specializes in crafting bras for women with huge breasts and… I want to buy some of them for myself.” She said as Tempest looked unphased.
“How do you know it isn’t a scam?” She said as Cosplay paused which Tempest narrowed her eyes. “It’s fake, isn’t it?”
“No… no… if you saw her showing… her real bare chest through video call… you believe her.” She said that Tempest didn’t believe her.
“Oh, please… What was her chest size? D? F?”
“Double Ks.” Cosplay immediately answers as Tempest’s eyes widen.
“Oh, fuck me…” she said as Chaotic came carrying a dish of pressed plantains to where Fluttershy was.
“Here you go Fluttershy, Pressed Plantains. Lightly salt them or spread guacamole on them.” He said as she placed them in front of her. As he went back to the kitchen Fluttershy tried it as she enjoyed it.
“This is very delicious!” She said as they continued to eat while Chaotic brought the water and soda. Celestia and Luna cleaned their mouths of the soup they’re eating.
“I can say that you all have completed your assignment.” Said Celestia.
“And you all can return to your club activities, even though it was less than a day.” Said Luna as they all cheered as the door opened to see a new girl Chaotic and Cosplay hadn't seen before.

“Sorry girls. I know that I’m late because it’s the 1st day, but I’ve already planned my schedule for the next…” She paused as she looked at Chaotic who waved at her.
“Good evening, I’m Chaotic, what’s your name?” He asked as the girl looked at her roommates.
“He’s… our new male student in Pony U, Starlight.” Explained Twilight as Starlight was about to say something, but Aria interrupted her.
“The College is now Co-ed, he’s the 1st male student here and our roommate.” She said as Chaotic waved and pointed at a bag.
“Don’t forget to do your laundry.” He said as he went back to the kitchen as Starlight stood there baffled.
“What the hell did I miss?” Asked Starlight as Twilight and Adagio told her what she missed.
“You won’t believe it even if we tell you.” They both said.
Later that night
Chaotic waved farewell to the headmistresses as his mothers showed him what’s considered the best room of the dorm house. Tempest laughed that Chaotic gets to sleep in a little closet room, but he didn’t show any resentment as he waved her good night. “Freak.” Said Tempest as she headed for her room. The girls were all in their rooms but decided to have a secret meeting in the attic since it’s on the 4th floor, in their sleepwear or underwear. “Okay I call upon this meeting-” Said Tempest as Rarity was wearing a mud mask interrupted her.
“Please darling, I should be sleeping. What is this meeting for?” She asked as Tempest snarled.
“The meeting is to get that punk expelled from here.” She said as Twilight shook her head.
“No.” She said as Tempest was angry to hear that “You heard what Headmistress Celestia & Luna said.” Twilight said as Starlight looked at her.
“What did they say?” She asked.
“This university will be shut down if Chaotic gets expelled or quit and none of us will get a refund.” Said Adagio
“And that’s something I refuse to lose.” Said Aria as she narrowed her eyes at Tempest who was angry.
“Then why must he live here? I don’t want a man anywhere near me!” She said as Cosplay looked away.
(“I don’t know how long Tempest will trust Chaotic, but I believe he’s a good guy”) She thought as Tempest crossed her arms.
“Well… let’s test him.” Said Rainbow as Applejack raised her brow.
“Say what?” She said,
“We test him to see if he’s a perv. You know, showing cleavage, panty shots, walking around naked.” Said Rainbow as some turned red as Fluttershy ran back to her room.
“No! No! No!” She screamed softly as Adagio smirked.
“No offense but no fucking way.” She said as she left the meeting along with Applejack, Rarity, Twilight, Starlight leaving Sonata, Pinkie, Rainbow, Aria, Cosplay, and Tempest behind. Aria got up.
“If you want to get rid of him, you do Rainbow’s idea but me? Fuck that.” She said as Pinkie and Sonata got up and crossed their arms.
“We won’t do it.” Said Pinkie.
“He made us delicious food and took us to buy a lot of candy.” Said Sonata as they both got up and left. Cosplay got up and shook her head.
“I'm… going back to bed.” She said and left. Rainbow looked at her and shrugged her shoulders.
“Sorry.” She said and left as Tempest narrowed her eyes on them.
“Fine… there are other girls here to help me and I won’t stop until he leaves by choice or force.” She said as Oreo was watching from a hidden corner.
Cosplay walked out of her bathroom wearing only a bathrobe, Pinkie was inside the kitchen of a bakery wearing nothing, but an apron and Sonata was at the beach wearing a string bikini. Cosplay remove the belt of the bathrobe to reveal that she was naked as she smiled, Pinkie climbed on top of the table as she untie the top of her apron, showing her bare tits and smile and Sonata move the strings that were covering her nipples and moved them between her cleavage. All three of them were staring at a shadowy figure. “Come to me and fuck me hard… beloved!” They all said as everything went black.
Cosplay, Pinkie & Sonata woke up in their rooms looking shocked, surprised and embarrassed. Cosplay looked around her room to see nothing wrong nor moved as she removed her covers to see she was still in her sleepwear.
“*gasping* It… was just… a dream.” Said Cosplay as she turned on the lights as she looked around “I… can’t believe it…” She said as she looked out the window “I had a sexual fantasy dream.” She said as she covered her face. Pinkie blushed a bit.
“I think I have a crush on Chaotic.” She said as Sonata blushed.
“I never thought I would find him that attractive.” Sonata said to herself and covered her face with a pillow.
In Watchmi’s home
Watchmi was reading in bed in a transparent nightgown as a petite woman with Ebony Skin, Violet hair and Jasper eyes (JJ-Cup) climbed in bed “Hey beautiful.” She said as Watchmi looked and smirked.
“Hey yourself Onyx.” Said Watchmi.
“I noticed that you looked happy. Did little Chaos call and you didn’t tell me?” She asked.
“Oh yeah, I wanted my love mate to sleep longer after working so much.” She said as Onyx smirked.
“I could make time for our little god kid.” She said but frowned. “But tell me, did he call because of the traumas he’s having?” Asked Onyx but Watchmi shook her head.
“No, he didn’t, he wanted to introduce me to his new friends, and they were interested in my wares.” She said as Onyx pouted.
“Shame on you, flashing in front of girls.” She said as Watchmi touched Onyx’s nose.
“Don’t be jealous but I’m still worried about Chaos. I know he hasn’t told us about it but please tell me this, is he cured?” She asked.
“I don’t know but it depends on him. I did my best to help but only Chaos can help himself.” She said as Watchmi looked out the window.
“I hope he doesn’t have nightmares again."

Chaotic was running in the dark through a forest as he turned to see the lights from torches from an angry mob. “He’s up ahead!”
“Get him!” Chaotic ran faster as he escaped out the woods but his freedom was stopped by a chiff.
“Oh no…” He said as he turned to see the mob of females wearing makes with the ♀ on them holding knives.
“You should have died at the hospital.” Said one as Chaotic looked horrified as he fell backwards as he screamed as he turned to see the ground.
Chaotic opened his eyes as he was gasping for air as he looked frightened and scared as he turned on the light to see the time. “4:21AM… it’s not 3 hours earlier this time.” Said Chaotic as he got up. “Stay calm, Chaos… she’s not here anymore. The police torture her to death by accident, but it was a blessing for me.” Chaotic said to himself, as he went to the bathroom and splash some water on his face. “*sigh*… I need to relax and be ready for my first day.” Said Chaotic as he took a shower and prepare to make breakfast. "I'm a bit grateful that my moms showed let me have the basement as my entire room; a private bathroom, an extra room for my bed and a big room that I can make my theater and game room. I'll invite my new roommates when we become friends." He said happily as he looked in the mirror. "After I earn their trust and throw up." He ran to the toilet and barf.
Author's Note
Oh my... Chaotic has dark scars in his heart. Who or what made them scars that he secretly suffers? Tempest still hates Chaotic for being a guy but she has reasons to hate guys. Chaotic made a good impression to Cosplay, Pinkie and Sonata but the rest of his new roommates will take time and the other girls in the campus. Chaotic's 1st day of college will be in the next chapter, leave a comment and have a nice day. Oh and before I forget.
- Starlight Glimmer: EE-Cup
And Watchmi Shake Mah Booty (Watch-me)
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