5AM
Chaotic was in the kitchen, mixing batter in 2 large bowls playing music.

“But when the sugar hits the fan,
You make a mess of your perfect plan.
And you’re facing the face of something strange and new.
If it's not what you had prepared.”

Chaotic began to dance as he grabbed 2 bags of chocolate chips and peanut butter chips as he poured them in each of the bowls as he was grooving to the beat as he didn’t notice Pinkie and Sonata came in the dining room, a bit sleepy and in their underwear. Pinkie and Sonata walked to the table as Cosplay came in wearing clothes as she witnessed only them in bras and panties. Cosplay freaked a bit and grabbed them by their bras and dragged them back as they woke up from the sudden dragged and turned to Cosplay.

“HEY!” Yelled Pinkie as her voice was drowned by the music.

“YOU’LL SNAP OUR BRAS!” Yelled Sonata as Cosplay turned towards her.

“You’re both in your underwear!” She yelled as they both looked down as they opened their mouths and looked at each other, realizing the situation.

“Oh…” They both said Cosplay dragged them out of the dining room.

“Get dressed quickly!” She said as Sonata and Pinkie groaned.

“Can’t we eat breakfast first?” Asked Sonata as Cosplay blushed.

“NOT UNTIL YOU’RE DRESS!!” She yelled as Pinkie and Sonata pouted and walked unhappily back to their rooms.

“Why can’t we eat in our underwear? Chaotic doesn’t mind it and he helps collect the laundry.” Said Sonata as Cosplay nodded.

“I know but you-know-who will use it to get rid of Chaotic.” Explained Cosplay as they groaned as she sighed in relief. “At least Chaotic won’t get in trouble in Tempest.” Said Cosplay as she looked at Chaotic who was cooking some pancakes. “I wonder if he’s going to cook every day?” She wondered as Tempest came to see Cosplay.

“I can’t believe you like him.” She said as Cosplay blushed.

“I…!” She stopped her high pitch and tried to look professional. “I like his company. Also, he was kind enough to offer his help when my stuff comes.” She said as Tempest snarled.

“As he sniffs your underwear and takes pantie pics.” She said as Cosplay rolled her eyes.

“In case you forget if he gets expelled or quits, this college is down for.” She reminded Tempest.

“I know. I just want him out of this dome house and sleeps outside where he belongs.” She said as Cosplay sighed.

“You can’t hate him for being a guy. He’s not like the guys you met, he’s unique.” She said as they noticed Chaotic pouring batter in waffles and regular pans full as he danced to the fridge, pulled out apple and orange juice containers and placed them on the table as he did a split and stood back up on his feet. Tempest looked shocked.

“He didn’t even scream in pain… Wait… is he even a guy?” Asked Tempest.

“Asked Gilda.” Said Cosplay “After all, she has hands-on experience.” She answered as Tempest blushed that she’ll have to know how big Chaotic’s junk is.

“Damn it… knowing Gilda, she’ll never break easily. Especially after what she did.” Said Tempest as she noticed her roommates coming in, their clothes, night gowns as Rarity came in a robe.

“Oh darlings… bad news… there’s no water.” She said as she was prepared to take a shower. Chaotic noticed them as he carried out 2 large plates of pancakes and waffles.

“Good morning, ladies!” He said as he said, placed them on the table. “I took the liberty of making breakfast. Chocolate chip waffles & pancakes and peanut butter chip waffles & pancakes, apple & orange juice unless you want both and options of syrup or fruits on your breakfast.” He said as they were shocked to see that food.

“Land sakes… you took your time in cooking breakfast.” Said Applejack.

“Yeah… I mean we only buy breakfast on campus, but this is the first time that someone makes breakfast for everyone.” Said Rainbow as she smirked. “Can you do this every day?” Asked Rainbow as Chaotic didn’t have an answer for it.

“Hmmm… I don’t know… I mean we’ll have to make a budget and we’ll have to take turns in buying the groceries.” Said Chaotic as Tempest looked pissed.

“Are you saying, we have to pay with our own money?!” She yelled as Chaotic smirked.

“Those who don’t pay or work for the groceries, don’t eat. Listen to Home Mama to avoid moochers.” He said with a smile.

“Wise mom.” Said Adagio as Tempest snarled as she grabbed the belt from Rarity’s robe, exposing her naked body to Chaotic. Rarity covered herself and screamed as they glared at Tempest. Chaotic was surprised but he didn’t blush, turned red in embarrassment, no nosebleed nor had an erection but was angry as he pulled Tempest’s ear.

“AAAAHHHHH!!! LET GO!!!” She screamed as she didn’t even think that a guy would pull her ear.

“Tempest… that was very rude of you to do that to Rarity.” He said as they all stared at him “You owe her an apology or no breakfast.” He said as he pulled harder as Tempest screamed.

“ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!!! I’LL APOLOGIZE!!!” She yelled as Chaotic let go of her ear as Tempest rubbed her ear. “Asshole…” She looked at Rarity. “I’m sorry for opening your robe to flash at Chaotic.” She said as Rarity looked a bit mad.

“I’m grateful that you apologize darling.” She said as Chaotic smiled.

“There now… doesn’t that feel a lot better, Fizzlepop?” He said as Tempest’s eyes widened in shock as she turned to Chaotic with rage in her eyes as Rainbow Dash, Adagio, Aria and Trixie held back their laughter.

“WHERE… DID… YOU… HEARD THAT… NAME???” She said as Chaotic looked at her.

“It was written on your panties that Pinkie and Sonata collected for you to wash.” He explained “Also I think that’s a very cute nickname.” Said Chaotic as he smiled as he gave her a plate of pancakes and waffles. “Have a yummy breakfast.” He said as he went back to the kitchen, Tempest turned red with anger as Pinkie and Sonata holding plates of pancakes and waffles ran back to their rooms.

“YOU BOTH ARE DEAD!!!” She screamed as Adagio snickered.

“Your nickname is written on your panties?” She said as Tempest snarled at her.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! HE IS BANNED FROM ENTERING MY ROOM AND COLLECTING MY LAUNDRY!!! I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME!” She screamed as she shoved the plate to Aria as she stormed out and heard the door slammed. Aria scoffed hearing that.

“And give up how he made my bed, I’ll pass on that.” She said as Adagio nodded.

“And he even cleaned my room. He even was kind enough to respect my rule, never open my closet.” They all nodded since Chaotic cleaned everything, but Twilight looked at him.

“Though one thing that bothers me. Why did he choose that closet to live in?” Wonder Twilight as they all got curious as well. Chaotic was in the kitchen washing the bowls and pans as he was going to eat a delicious breakfast.

“Good morning!” He said as he grabbed his plate and ate as he noticed some were missing. “Hey… Where’s Tempest, Pinkie and Sonata?” He asked as they rolled their eyes because they can’t tell if he’s dense or pretending.

Outside
Chaotic was walking with the girls and he listened to them. “She’s mad at me?” He said, “All because I called her Fizzlepop?” The girls looked at him as Trixie sighed.

“Alright, if no one is gonna tell him the truth. She doesn’t like the idea of a guy living in the same building with her. She wants to kick you out, so you live outside with the trash… like men are to her.” She told Chaotic as he raised his brow.

“But why?” He asked as Applejack placed her hand on his shoulder.

“Listen sugar, it happened during our freshman year but… it’s a bit sensitive to talk about. Tempest hates to talk about it and she became blackhearted towards men during those years.” Said Applejack.

“Yes, Darling. What happened to her scared her emotionally but… I believe she needs time to heal.” Said Rarity as Chaotic frowned.

“I want to help her heal her heart, but I have a feeling it won’t be easy.” Said Chaotic as they walked to the campus building to see nearly every girl were staring at him “Why are the girls here looking at me?” Asked Chaotic “Are they planning to attack me for being here?” He questioned Twilight and the others pushed him to move faster inside as they looked at the girls behind them as they narrowed their eyes at them.

“*sigh* that was close.” Said Twilight as Chaotic turned to them and looked confused.

“Uh…” Adagio and Rarity placed their hands on Chaotic’s shoulders.

“They’re still a bit… uneasy to learn that there will be male students enrolling here in the future. They are still some who can’t handle males and the perversion they do.” Chaotic crossed his arms.

“That’s unfair. I mean, women can be perverted as guys.” He said as some were listening, they were appalled hearing that. “Like now, I can tell that some girls are staring at my butt while I was talking to you.” He said as some looked away while pretending to be innocent.

“Oh… he’s not that oblivious.” Said Trixie.

“You and others I won’t name were staring at my butt while I was cooking last night.” He said as Trixie turned red and a few others (Try to guess who) looked away. Twilight looked at Trixie while narrowing her eyes as Trixie smiled nervously.

“Well… he was dancing and shaking that ass of his. It's hard to not to stare at it?” She said as Chaotic snickered.

“You girls are going to be in trouble one day.” Said Chaotic as he walked to his 1st class. Adagio watched him.

“Despite that he’s surrounded by tits, asses and cooches… he didn’t pop a boner at all, why?” She wondered as only Pinkie, Sonata and Cosplay know only little about him.

Music Room
Chaotic was looking at the instruments as he was amazed by the paintings of the composers as he sat in a chair as he noticed a lovely lady in a white suit came in. “Good morning class!” Chaotic and the girls turned to the teacher. “I am Miss Sapphire Shores and I’ll be your music teacher for the year.” She said happily “and I’m happy to see some familiar faces, and-” she paused as she saw Chaotic who waved at her.

“Hi.” Miss Shores looked surprised but realized who Chaotic is.

“Oh! Sorry for the pause, young man. Forgot that our campus is coed.” She apologized as Chaotic smiled.

“It's alright. I mean it suddenly changed yesterday.” he explained.

“Very polite. I can see why you’re enrolled in this college.” Said Sapphire Shores as she went to her desk.

“Now students, I like to start our 1st day with a song. I highly recommend a song that isn’t today’s modern music and never heard in today's radios from you students.” She asked as Chaotic beamed happily and raised his hand as he wanted to pick the music but some of the female students decided to let him and prepare to complain if it sounded dumb. “Alright Mr. Chaotic, pick a song.” She said as Chaotic went to the streaming laptop to pick the song as the song played through the speakers as Sapphire Shores enjoyed the music as she listened to Chaotic sing.

“Just in time, I found you just in time.
Before you came my time was runnin’ low.”

Miss Shores enjoyed it as some were a little bit annoyed that the music is old but Miss Shores joined in as well.

“Now you’re here and now I know just where I’m goin’.
“No more doubt or fear, I found my way.

They both sang together as they both grabbed 2 dancing canes as they both danced together as they made it to the end of the song. They sang the last verse as they both laughed happily as the class clapped by their performance. “I love that song and that singer.” Said Miss Shore.

“So do I.” said Chaotic as he went back to his chair as Miss Shore smiled.

“Now let’s start with the basics of instrument classifications.” Chaotic smiled as some were staring at Chaotic from behind.

Science Room
Chaotic was in the back smiling as some girls were looking at them as he waved at them “Hi." He said as they just looked away as he had mechanical pencils, erasers and a notebook as the door opened as a female teacher came in a lab coat with Candy red hair in a bun, Caramel brown skin and Mint Green eyes, (EE Cup) holding a clipboard.

“Good morning class. I am Mrs. Chemicals. I will be your science teacher this semester.” She said as she noticed Chaotic and smiled. “Also I noticed my old roommate’s son is the surprised male student of our campus.” Chaotic looked surprised.

“You know Intel Brain?” Said Chaotic as Mrs. Chemicals nodded.

“Yes I did. She also warned me of your explosive chemical formula in elementary school.” Mrs. Chemicals said as Chaotic looked a bit embarrassed.

“She’ll never let it go.” He said as Twilight looked at him.

“No and you’ll be under supervision from anyone you partner with. I want to keep my class and avoid a chocolate malt explosion.” She said as Twilight turned to him.

“Why did you do that?” She asked.

“I… wanted to make my own sweets since I couldn’t use the stove at a young age. I used the formula for a chocolate malt as a test but… I added an extra compound to expand it in a gallon container but… boom.” He said as Twilight sighed.

“Any added compound will cause some unexpected reactions.” Said Twilight as they all listen to Mrs. Chemicals lecture.

Home Economic Room
Chaotic walked in a room with many overs, fridges and cabinets as Chaotic clapped happily at the sight of the decorations. “Oh my… this must be the most clean and lovely Home Economics Class I’ve ever seen.” Said Chaotic as Pinkie and Sonata came in looking a bit down. “Hey roomies…” His happy expression turned to a look of confusion. “What’s wrong?” He asked as Pinkie frowned.

“It’s the teacher of Home EC.” Said Sonata. “We have her again but she’s a real…”

“Fucking bitch.” They turned to see a 22 year old curvy woman with large dark purple hair, a yellow hair band with orange skin (GG-Cup) looking mad.

“Oh! Hello! I’m Chaotic, the 1st and suddenly new male student at Ponyville University. I mean change is such a big thing and I’m also very sorry if you were one of many that was hit by what those stands with the food, drinks and make-up that they were giving out.” He said apologetic as the woman smiled and shook his hand.

“Apology accepted. I’m Saffron Masala and to be honest, I was in the bathroom throwing up.” She said as Chaotic looked at her and looked at her body.

“You’re beautiful no matter what. Don’t force yourself to change your body because of what others said.” Replied Chaotic as the Saffron blushed.

“Uh… not like that.” She answered as Chaotic looked confused

“Really? Sorry but I meant what I said.” He answered “But please tell me, why were you throwing up?” Asked Chaotic.

“I was throwing up what the Home EC teacher gave out as samples.” She answered as she looked disgusted as Chaotic raised his brow.

“Was it that bad?” He asked.

“Tell me what was the blandest meal you ever tasted?” Asked Saffron as Chaotic looked back.

“One summer my mothers took me on a trip. We were trying a culinary class’ experimental dishes. I tried macaroni with Al Dente Sauce, it was the blandest meal I ever tasted as a 12 year old.” Explained Chaotic as Saffron crossed her arms and lifted her chest a bit.

“Try to imagine eating that 20 times over.” She said as Chaotic looked scared.

“My taste buds worst nightmare.” He said as Saffron looked at him as Chaotic looked innocent as a child.

“You know, you’re nothing like the post that described you.” She said as Chaotic looked at her.

“There are posts of me already?” He asked as Saffron placed her hand in her cleavage to pull out her phone.

(“Why do some women put their phone in their bras? I mean we have pockets but there are pants without pockets and sometime we don’t have a carrying case for them.”) Thought Chaotic as Saffron showed the post about Chaotic.

“I don’t believe in any posts without actual evidence.” She explained that Chaotic, Pinkie and Sonata see the post where it's a graffiti-style drawing of Chaotic ripping the clothes off from random girls. “This was posted by one of the students from that all-male’s college about 20 miles from here. The same college that some of its students keep sneaking in to take pics of us or steal our underwear.” Explained Saffron as Chaotic looked annoyed.

“Why do they still do that?” Asked Chaotic “They should know how many men got sent to hospitals and the brutality from nearly all the female students?” Saffron sighed as she turned around and slapped her ass.

“The female body is the temptation of lust, along with the male body.” Said Saffron “We are easy prey for all the 7 sins of life, it's very hard to not succumb to them since it’s a natural thing to all.” She said as she looked at Chaotic. “I mean even I have perverted feelings.” Said Saffron as she smirked as she left her chair as Chaotic blushed a bit.

“Oh my…” He said as Pinkie and Sonata snickered.

“Looks like you got a fan club.” Said Pinkie with a tease but Chaotic looked embarrassed.

“Don’t tease, please.” He said “I never ever imagined that. I’m not some sort of idol, I’m just me.” He said as they took their seats.

“Okay…” Said Sonata as Chaotic looked a bit nervous since he had never been idolized for being a guy.

(“Maybe I should be careful of nearly every girl in campus.”) He thought as an old woman came in a fancy coat for the high class

“Greetings Class. I am Zesty Gourmand, the Home Economics teacher.” She said as she noticed Chaotic sitting there. “Ah… of course, the 1st male student.” She said in a dissatisfied tone “I hope you don’t become indecent and a mistake to this University.” She said as Chaotic looked hurt hearing that as she pulled a dish with a cover on it. “I have a sample of one of my favorite dishes.” She said as Pinkie and Sonata moved away from it as Miss Zesty revealed it to Chaotic as she gave him utensils “Have a taste.” She said as Chaotic looked at the meal as he looked back to see the other female students looking disgusted as Chaotic shrugged his shoulders as he cut a piece. He took a bit of it as he paused.

“!!!”

“Well? How does it taste?” She said smugly as Chaotic turned to her as he swallowed it. His eyes twitched as his cheeks puffed out.

The Co-Headmistresses Office
“I am very sorry for what I did, but it was the natural signal from the brain to remove any bacteria in the stomach.” Said Chaotic as Celestia and Luna were looking at Chaotic as they turned their gazes to Zesty Gourmand who was wearing a bathrobe as she was glaring at Chaotic.

“What kind of nonsense did you get that information?” Said Zesty Gourmand

“Grossology.” Answer Chaotic “A bit disgusting but educational.” He said with a smile as Celestia and Luna looked at each other.

“He is correct.” Said Luna “It does educate the youth with true disgusting facts.” Zesty Gourmand hit the table.

“THIS IS NOT SOME ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!” She yelled “YOU YOUNG MAN HAVE… RUIN MY MAGNIFICENT COAT WITH YOUR VOMIT!” She screamed at Chaotic “THAT WILL COST YOU YOUR FINAL GRADE!” Chaotic looked down.

“I said I was very sorry. I didn’t mean to throw up on you but that meal you gave me was very awful.” Explained Chaotic “The bland taste and the aftertaste didn’t agree with my digestive system, so I had to throw up.” He said as Zesty Gourmand snarled at him. “I did offer to wash your coat.” He said.

“IT'S DRY CLEAN ONLY!!!” She screamed as she marched out of the office. Chaotic looked depressed.

“I said I’m sorry. I’ll take it to a dry cleaners when I find one.” He said as Celestia and Luna looked at each other and sigh.

“I didn’t expect you to get in trouble on your 1st day.” Said Celestia.

“Yeah… I expected it to be my 1st month because of mostly accidents or misunderstandings.” Said Chaotic as he looked at the headmistresses. “I’m sorry for causing this much trouble.” He said as Miss Luna patted him on the shoulders.

“Well to be honest, we have been getting many complaints from the students about her dishes.” She explained as Chaotic looked surprised as Luna got a notification from her phone. She pulled it out from her pocket as she frowned as she rolled her eyes. “Ugh… she is taking a year's vacation but it won’t be a paid vacation since she never took a paid vacation in the last 4 years.” She said as Celestia smiled.

“If we don’t have to eat her cooking, then I’ll allow it.” She answered as Chaotic looked at them.

“So… am I still in trouble?” He asked as Luna pushed him out the door.

“Take it as a warning.” She said as Chaotic looked baffled. Chaotic walked to the lobby to see Twilight, Pinkie, Adagio, Aria, Sonata, Saffron and two other girls he saw in the Music Class waiting for him. “Hi…” He said as they looked at him


“How bad did you get it?” Asked Aria “I’m betting detention or campus community service.” She said as Chaotic blinked.

“Uh… actually, I just got a warning.” He answered as some were surprised to hear that, along with the crowd that was listening in.

“What?!” Said Gilda as she appeared in anger. “How did you get the slap on the wrist?!” She yelled but kept her distance for. Good reason.

“Well… I thought it was bad but then Zesty Gourmand sent a message to Luna that she’s going on a year-long vacation and Headmistress Luna said it would be my warning.” He answered as the entire lobby went silent.

“What…”

“Zesty Gourmand won’t be here for a year?”

“No more of those crappy meals she demands us to make?” The crowd went silent as they all cheered as they ran to Chaotic and lifted him up as they tossed him in the air.

“OUR HERO!!!” They screamed as they went out the campus lobby as Chaotic looked confused by their sudden positivity as Tempest heard the news and sighed.

“I can’t believe that he’s being liked by everyone but… I guess I’ll thank him for getting rid of Zesty Gourmand. I can’t stomach that cooking.” Said Tempest as she walked out.

6PM, Virgo’s Love House
Chaotic came back with a bunch of kiss marks all over his face as Cosplay was shocked. “I am a bit both confused and shocked about what happened to me.” He said as the other girls came in. “Tell me why did you all kiss me?” He asked as Tempest passed him “Except Tempest.” Pinkie and Sonata bounce happily.

“We hated Zesty Gourmand’s teachings and her meal!” Said Pinkie as she hugged Chaotic as Sonata had her chest on top of his eye.

“NO MORE BAD FOOD!” She cheered as Cosplay looked at them.

“Is it that bad?” She asked as Rarity patted her on the shoulders.

“Well… it was originally good but after the same dish over and over again… it becomes disgusting.” She said as Chaotic understands now.

“Oh…” He said “So… can I have my freedom back, please?” Asked Chaotic “I couldn’t eat lunch because they kept trying to feed me and… got into a large cat fight.” He said as his stomach growled.

Pinkie and Sonata got off as he went to the kitchen.

“Yeesh… I thought he would like being the center of attention?” Said Rainbow.

“Well Dash, I don’t think someone like Chaotic likes being the center of attention. I mean he is the only guy on campus.” Said Applejack.

“Yeah and he did say that some girls were s-s-s-s-staring at his… butt.” Said Fluttershy as they all blushed a bit.

“Did he find out that everyone was staring?” Asked Trixie as Twilight turned red.

“I never do that!” She yelled as they stared at her as she looked away. “I… I… don’t meet a lot of guys. Except my brothers.” She said as she looked at them as Chaotic was eating a burger.

“So… what are you having for dinner because I forgot to prepare.” He said as they looked at him and smiled at him. Tempest whistles at them which got their attention.

“We’ll get takeout.” Said Tempest as they were surprised to hear that “Considered it as my appreciation for freeing everyone of meals from Zesty Gourmand.” She said looking at their reactions, Chaotic smiled which made her walk away. (“Keep it together Fizz… TEMPEST!!! Never trust a human with a penis.”) She thought as she walked away.

Somewhere in the All-Male University
Three men were looking at pictures of Chaotic who was being tossed in the air by the female students. “Who the fuck is this guy?!” Said one of them.

“I don’t fucking know but I will find out.” Said the 2nd man.

“Well you two are doing the sneaking next time!” Said the 3rd man “I got my balls stomped because of that!” He said as he left with an ice bag on his crotch.

“Fucking dick.” Said the 1st man. “Well… if we can’t get it by hack, let’s ask him politely since he doesn’t know who we are.” He said as he smirked. “And maybe, bring my favorite bitch for the fun she managed to escape.” He said with a smirk.

Tempest’s Room
Tempest was naked as she was staring at her reflection as she grabbed her chest “I… I… don’t want them to get me again…” She said as she shed tears as she fell on her knees as Oreo was watching through her window as it jumped down. He looked back and whimpered sadly as he heard Tempest scream in anger.

“WHEN THE FUCK WILL THE WATER BE ON?!”

Author's Note

Oh boy, Tempest is a bit broken mentally but we’ll know about it later in the chapters. Also it looks like Chaotic gain some enemies for being around sexy babes 24/7. Also if you’re wondering why I didn’t say Zesty Gourmand’s cup size is one thing; you want to imagine old saggy tits? Well if you’re a senior citizen, its alright but I won’t type it and also couldn’t find a picture of her as a human. Also the part of the macaroni and Al Dente sauce is true, I tasted it and it was awful. The blandest meal I ever ate, my class trip went to get fast food after that trip. Also sorry for the long wait for an update, I had some problems. Especially being scammed out of my money, hope the law will give me justice. Leave a comment and a hint for the next chapter involves bathing. See ya next time and also here’s the sizes for Octavia and DJ Pon-3 and Mrs. Chemicals is an OC.

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