Chaotic's College Harem
Chaotic Volunteering
Previous ChapterNext ChapterChaotic was wearing an odd mascot suit made by Pinkie Pie as he was twirling a sign in the shape of a sign as the other students laughed at him for wearing it “I didn’t know this is the university mascot?” Said Chaotic as Twilight and Starlight walk up to him.
“Pony U has no mascot.” Answered Twilight, “Pinkie Pie made it as her attempt to create Pony U’s first mascot but was rejected by Celestia and Luna, 300 times.” Twilight said it with a hint of hearing it over & over again as Pinkie and Sonata appeared in tight cheerleader outfits and a ponytail accessory and fish tail accessory.
“♫Pony U! Pony U! ♫”
“♫Needs a Mascot! ♫”
“♫Where we shake our tales for everyone! ♫”
“♫And look cute doing it! ♫”
“YAY!” Both sang Sonata & Pinkie as they wiggle their butts to the bystanders and did a split. Chaotic blinking at them.
“Are they also cheerleaders?” He asked as Starlight covered her face.
“No…” She answered, “But it gets embarrassing that they wear those small cheerleader uniforms.” She said Chaotic looked at them as they were bouncing around.
“Aren’t they worried that their clothes might rip?” He asked as Starlight paused and looked at Chaotic.
“Oh right… you’re the only guy here…” She said as Pinkie & Sonata did some cartwheels until…
*RIP*x2
Chaotic, Twilight and Starlight turned to Pinkie and Sonata as their shirts started to show a tear on their uniform shirts as the rip got larger as it revealed their chests in bras. “Called it.” Said Chaotic as Twilight & Starlight removed their backpacks and covered them with it.
“PINKIE! SONATA!” Yelled both Twilight & Starlight as Pinkie and Sonata smiled nervously as the roommates of Virgo’s Love House came.
“Knew it would happen.” Said Aria.
“Should have listened to us.” Spoke Adagio as Rarity sighed,
“Again with another mending.” She complained “I’m losing so much thread in sewing those tears.” They sighed as Pinkie pouted.
“It’s not our fault that our boobs are big!” She said,
“Yeah! I mean we’re also having a bra problem! I mean every girl here is having the same problem as us!” Spoke Sonata as some girls cover their chests knowing that it's true. Chaotic felt sorry for them as he realized something.
“Oh yeah… I forgot about my godmother.” He said his roomies looked confused as they turned to him and some bystanders. “In the short amount of days, I forgot to give Cosplay, Pinkie, and Sonata my godmother’s business card. I can be a little forgetful.” He said with a silly face as Applejack looked at him.
“Your godmother?” She asked as Chaotic nodded.
“Yeah! My godmother, Watchmi Shake Mah Booty!” He said proudly as some snickered hearing that name. Chaotic looked confused but pouted. “Oh come on… not again…” He said as Rarity blushed.
“Uh… I’m sorry darling but… is that really her name?” She asked as Chaotic narrowed his eyes to her.
“Yes… her name is Watchmi Shake Mah Booty.” He said as the bystanders around him laughed so hard they fell on the ground.
“Excuse me!” They all turned to see Celestia and Luna who looked confused.
“What is all the laughter about?” Asked Luna as Cosplay came to explain but stuttered to explain it.
“Uh… well… uh…” She paused but Fluttershy came to say it.
“Everyone is laughing… at the name of Chaotic’s godmother since they think it’s a joke name.” She said as Celestia and Luna raised their brows.
“And what is her name?” Asked Celestia as Fluttershy and the other girls blushed since it's embarrassing to say in public, but Rainbow Dash blurted it out since she believes it’s a joke name.
“Its Watchmi Shake Mah Booty.” She said as the others turned to her except for Chaotic as Celestia and Luna looked shocked.
“What?” They said Trixie talked for them.
“I know the name is a bit-”
“One of our best friends is your godmother!?” They said in sync happily as everyone looked surprised to hear that the woman was real.
“You know her?” Said Twilight as Celestia turned to her smiling.
“Of course! Who could ever forget Watchmi? The only woman who graduated with high honors and who exposed the corrupted headmistress of Pony U during our time here!” She explained.
“The headmistress was accepting bribes from rich families to not only let their daughters graduate with poor grades but also let them have secret harems of males as their personal slaves.” Said Luna as she snarled “It was a disgusting sight to witness. Those poor guys needed therapy after those bitches did to them.” Said Luna with pity in her voice.
“It also nearly got this university closed down by them, but Watchmi managed to save this university by exposing that our headmistress was the one-woman mastermind of those spoiled bitches.” She explained as Celestia smiled.
“She even got the News Club named after her. The Pony U’s Watch Me Shake The News Club.” She explained as Chaotic pouted.
“Oh… lucky!” He said “Having a club named after you. I didn’t know that about her. Maybe I should ask her about her university days.” Wonder Chaotic as they looked at him by his dazed nature.
“I can’t believe he’s that easily impressed.” Said Twilight as Celestia and Luna turned to Chaotic.
“So you have her phone number? We would love to catch up.” Asked Luna as Chaotic pulled out a business card.
“This is her business card for her custom-made bras. She asked me to give it to her old campus friends of hers. Uh… can you tell me where I can find Miss Daybreaker & Miss Nightmare Moon?” He said Celestia and Luna turn red hearing those names.
“I thought she forgot those nicknames of ours.” Said Celestia as Luna turned to her.
“Those names are stuck for us for life.” She said, “We were competitive monsters in our youth.” She said as they turned to Chaotic “You are to head for the cafeteria to prepare and serve for the students.”
“Wear an apron, young man.” Said Celestia as they went to their office. Chaotic turned to the crowd and his roommates.
“Don’t worry.” Said Chaotic as pulled out his phone “I took a picture of it, front and back. Share with your friends who need a bra that doesn’t break on you in the 1st month.” He said as they looked at him “That’s what was on the card. I should know, I memorized it in case she needed a spokesperson.” He said as he went to the store. “See ya later. I must report to the mess hall.” He said as he walked away.
“No one says that anymore.” Said Gilda.
“Was he once in the military?” Asked AJ as they didn’t know Chaotic’s odd personality.
Celestia & Luna’s Office
Both Celestia and Luna had their laptop on and linked it to a large Smart TV as they were contacting an old friend of theirs. The Laptop had a calling icon as Watchmi appeared in a business suit “Greetings madams. I am Miss Watchmi, and I am happy to see new or familiar faces… Especially since they’re Daybreaker & Nightmare Moon.” She said with a smirk as Celestia and Luna looked annoyed.
“I can’t believe you told Chaotic about those old nicknames of ours.” Said Luna.
“We tried our very best to make sure those names are buried in time.” Spoke Celestia as Watchmi smirked.
“I didn’t show him your pictures. I only told him stories of 2 sisters who are so competitive that boasted that the moon is better than the sun and vice-versa.” She said as they both groaned about their past. “Chaotic was smart saying that an Eclipse is better than both of them since it’s the sun and moon together.” Explained Watchmi as Celestia and Luna groaned since that part is kind of true if they didn’t have science explained it. “So how may I help my old friends from college? I hope you’re not asking for a discount.” Celestia and Luna frowned upon hearing that.
“There goes one of the things to talk about.” Said Luna.
“No… We want to catch up on a friend of ours.” Spoke Celestia “And also… we need to make an order.” She said as Luna frowned as she looked at her chest.
“These ones are starting to break.” She said as Watchmi nodded.
“I understand girls.” She nodded “Also tell me this, are there others who need some custom-made bras at an affordable price?” She asked as the office door opened as nearly all the teachers came in as Watchmi looked surprised. “I’m selling in bulk to save some cash. Make sure to place all your details and whatever kind of style you want.” One of the teachers walked to the tv.
“Um… Excuse me?” Watchmi turned to the teacher.
“Miss Cheerilee, teacher, and librarian of Pony U (FF-Cup). I hope you understand that I find your product a bit… unbelievable.” She said as Watchmi smiled.
“It’s understandable. I mean most of my customers find my product unbelievable unless I show a demonstration. Which I will reveal to you as I’m wearing one of my own custom bras.” She said as she unbuckled her shirt to reveal a crimson color bra.
“Oh my…” Said Miss Inkwell as Watchmi started to unhook it
“This is dumb!” Said Spitfire “I find it hard to believe that you-” Before she could finish her sentence, Watchmi removed her bra to reveal that her bust size was much larger than they had seen. “How much for a double D size?” Miss Cheerilee's jaw dropped.
“How long is the durability until it becomes uncomfortable.” She asked as a loud sound came from outside. The staff turned to see a raccoon with a collar around his neck with electrical wires in its mouth on a large tree branch. They looked shocked as the raccoon pointed below as they looked down to see a drone that was being smashed by the students.
“Another drone!” Yelled Spitfire angrily as Watchmi noticed the raccoon.
“Oreo!” She yelled happily “Who's a good rascal?!” She yelled as Oreo jumped in the room through the window as Oreo wagged his tail. “I see you're still trained to sabotage spying eyes.” She said as the teaching staff turned to her as she was hooking her bra back on.
“Spying eyes?” Said Luna as Watchmi smiled.
“Of course, given my figure and Chaotic’s mothers’ figures, we get the occasional peeping toms. So we have covers on every window but giving drones, I personally trained Oreo to attack drones.” She said as Oreo snarled. “He can tell by smelling unrecognized odors. Any drone that’s not owned by his home territory, he’ll attack.” She said,
“Smart Raccoon.” Said Luna as Oreo went out the window.
“I’ll let Chaos know to give Oreo a reward.” She said as she smirked, “Now, let’s talk about buying in bulk.” She said as they all made their orders.
Cafeteria
Chaotic was in the cafeteria, wiping the tables and chairs as he disinfected them. “I wonder how many will buy lunch. I mean can’t they make their own lunches to save some money?” He said as he went in back to wear an apron and was wearing a huge hairnet due to the hairstyle being destroyed by the pool water. He checked around to see if someone was there but stopped to see 2 people: a man and a woman (HH-Cup).
“Oh! Hello there!” He said as they turned to Chaotic as they gasped in shock.
“A young man?” Said the sir.
“In Pony U?” Said the lady.
“I guess some people didn’t see the news. Pony U is now co-ed, thanks to the help to Grand Pride of All-Men Stallion University inviting a news crew to show it to the world.” He said as both looked surprised to hear that.
“Well young man… if that’s true… I’m Carrot Cake and this here’s my wife Cupcake.” He said as Cupcake smiled.
“Nice to meet you.” She said as Chaotic smiled.
“It’s nice to meet you too. My name’s Chaotic, the 1st male student of Pony U. It’s nice to meet you two.” He said as he looked at them “I never seen you two. Are you teachers or the campus staff here?” He asked as they shook their heads.
“No, we’re actually bakers of a nice bakery called Sugar Cube Corners.” Said Cupcake.
“We’re delivering the baked goods Pony U has ordered.” Said Carrot Cake “Also a student here is working part-time at our Bakery. Her name is Pinkamena Diane Pie.” Chaotic looked surprised.
“Pinkie Pie works there?! That is nice of her.” He said as they looked surprised.
“Your friends with Pinkie?” Said Cupcake as Chaotic nodded.
“I’m roommates with her at Virgo's Love House.” He said which surprised them. “My moms told me about their old college home and their old rooms. I mean I never thought I would get an entire basement for myself, but I find it a bit lonely being there myself.” He said as they looked confused.
“Wait… moms? As in plural?” Said Carrot Cake.
“Yes. My moms are Muscle Heart,Styling Looks, Intel Brain, Sweet Voice, Clever Built & Home Care.” He said as both Cakes were surprised.
“Oh… so you’re the Half-a-Dozen Sisters’ kid!” Said Carrot Cake.
“I heard that they adopted a child together but didn’t see any proof.” Said Cupcake as Chaotic explained why.
“They did not want to make me a target of attention. They wanted me to have a normal life and make real friends and not fakes that want to be friends with me for what my mothers made for themselves.” He said as Carrot Cake smiled.
“Well that’s a noble thing to do.” He said as Cupcake smiled.
“I hope our babies will be like that.” She said Chaotic looked surprised.
“You’re pregnant?! Oh… how wonderful!” He said “Boys, girls or boy and girl?” He asked.
“Boy and girl.” They said happily.
“I hope you have a fantastic future with your children.” He said as he looked at Cupcake. “Do you need help?” He asked, “I don’t want you don’t want to strain yourself.” They both smiled.
“How mighty polite of you.” Said Cupcake as they let him help.
Virgo’s Love House
Cosplay was on her laptop in the living room showing the others of the website of Chaotic’s godmother. “This is the website.” She said she was amazed by how it was well made. Rarity looked at it.
“Hmmm… free choice to customize your own style of bras. Choice of size and bulk discount! Oh darlings, I wonder if she’s hiring?” She said as everyone rolled their eyes.
“She even has some befores & afters.” Said Applejack as they saw a topless petite woman with Ebony Skin, Violet hair and Jasper eyes with double J-cups front and side as the before and the after showed the same woman wearing one of Watchmi’s custom bras and had her bust size shrank down by 3 sizes. Even pictures of Chaotic’s mothers were in the befores & afters
“Damn…” Said everyone as Rainbow Dash looked at the other pictures.
“If they have those bras… then Chaotic’s godmother work is legit!” She said happily as she pulled off her shirt to reveal a very tight sports bra around her chest. “I’m taking this shit off!” She said removing it to reveal she had a Double Ds. “Ahhh… now I can breathe.” She said it as Rarity and the others looked at her with shock.
“RAINBOW!!!” They all yelled at her for being indecent as she scoffed.
“What? Chaotic is doing community service. So he won’t be back until 5PM.” She said as she smirked. “Besides I can’t wait to beat Lightning & Gilda without having limited breath and my tits won’t flop around when I’m running.” She laughed.
“OH YEAH!!!” They all turned to see Lightning and Gilda were in their dorm home each holding a case of soda, with pissed off looks.
“So… You’ll beat us?" said Lightning.
“Just as we brought the sodas you wanted you started bragging about you’re better than us, Rainbow Crash.” Said Gilda as Rainbow was already pissed.
“I TOLD YOU TWO TO NEVER CALL ME THAT!!! PIXIE DUST AND BEAKFACE!!!” She yelled at them as they lost their tempers.
“GET HER!!!” Yelled Gilda as they both dropped the sodas, charged at her, and they got into a big catfight. Cosplay looked at them.
“Does this happen, all the time?” She asked as they nodded as they saw some clothes being thrown around. “Oh dear…” Said Cosplay as Applejack noticed the time and gasp.
“I’ve got to go!” She said as she ran out “Hit them with hose water to stop if you have to!” She said as she ran out the door.
“Where is she going?” Asked Cosplay as Twilight realized where she’s going.’
“*GASP* She’s going to the loading docks to meet her family!” She said Pinkie looked confused.
“And what’s wrong with that?” She asked as Fluttershy realized as well.
“Chaotic will meet Applejack’s family and I don’t know if they know that Pony U is now Co-ed!” She yelled softly as the others gasped, leaving Rainbow, Lightning, and Gilda behind as they all ran out to meet Applejack’s family before Chaotic did.
Pony U’s Loading Docks, 10 Minutes Later
“Bye Mr. & Mrs. Cake!” Yelled Chaotic as he was waving them farewell as they were backing up “Tell me when your due date is, and I’ll bring you some baby presents!” He said happily as they drove away as he looked at the remaining boxes. “Now back to work.”
*Stomach growl*
Chaotic looked at his stomach and held it “Uh-oh… Nature’s Mud Slide!” He said as he ran inside to use the bathroom “Oh man… Forgot they haven't made a men’s bathroom yet.” He said as he looked to see the employee’s bathroom. “I hope they understand.” He said as he ran inside to use it as Applejack appeared as she looked around to see if Chaotic was there.
“Where in Sam Hill is he?” worried Applejack.
*Truck Horn*
“Oh no…” She said as she turned to see a pick-up truck, a driver and 2 passengers.
“AJ!” Yelled a young voice as she ran towards her and hugged her.

“Hey Applebloom…” She said as a big man and an elderly woman came out. 
“Grandma, Big Mac!” She said it happily but looked nervous. “I… didn’t expect ya to come early.” She said as her grandma smirked.
“You know the apple way, the earlier we come, the more business we get!” She said as her friends appeared as Pinkie and Sonata went to hug Applejack’s grandma.
“Granny Smith!” They both said as Granny Smith smiled at them.
“I’m happy to see all of AJ’s friends.” She said, “Got any new roommates in that dorm house of yours?” She asked as Applebloom noticed Cosplay.
“Hello! I’m Applebloom, Applejack’s little sister! What’s your name?” She asked as Cosplay looked a bit nervous.
“Uh… Cosplay.” She turned to see the guy with that “And whose that?” She pointed at Big Mac.
“Big Macintosh, Applejack’s big brother.” He said at a slow pace.
“Oh…” She turned to Applejack “Uh… AJ? Did you tell your family the news?” She asked Applejack, looking very scared.
“Uh…” Applebloom looked confused.
“What news.” She asked as they heard music and someone singing in an accent voice.

“~Are you having any fun?
What you getting out of living?
Who cares for what you’ve got if you’re not having any fun?~”
~Are you having any laughs?
Are you getting any loving?
If other people do, why can't you?
Have a little fun~
They all turned to see Chaotic singing & dancing as he picked up a box and brought it inside. Granny Smith’s eyes widened as she shook her head. “My eyes must be playing with me, but I could have sworn that girl had a man’s voice.” She said, “But she sounded very good!” She said as Big Mac looked shocked to see who was singing.
“Grandma! That’s no girl! That’s a man!” He yelled as Granny looked confused.
“But you’re a man.” She said as some snickered hearing Big Mac groaned and looked angry.
“Ah know what ah saw!” He yelled as he ran after Chaotic.
“Wait Bro! You don’t understand!” Yelled Applejack.
“Understand what?” Asked Applebloom as AJ looked nervous.
“It’s about Pony U. It’s now… Co-ed.” She said as Granny Smith looked at her.
“What’s wrong with Phys ed?” Said Granny Smith as they groaned as Cosplay looked confused.
Inside
Big Mac was looking around for Chaotic as he saw a door slowly closing as he narrowed his eyes. He marched towards the door and opened it “Now I got… ACK!!!” He was shocked to see some of the workers were half naked and changing into their uniforms as they all turned in shock seeing Big Mac. Before he could react, the workers screamed as he got attacked by Chaotic.
“I thought you jerks would be smart enough to not sneak in daylight!” He said as he pulled Big Mac’s arms behind his back and forced his head on the ground as Big Mac screamed in pain as Applejack came.
“Stop Chaotic!” He turned back as turned back.
“Applejack?”
“Sis!” yelled Big Mac which shocked Chaotic.
“SIS?!” He yelled as Applejack was full of shame about what’s happening.
“BIG MAC! PONY U IS NOW CO-ED!!!” She screamed as Big Mac was baffled but Chaotic looked at her.
“Wait… you didn’t tell your family that Pony U is now Co-ed?” He said as one of the workers coughed to get their attention. “Oh right… sorry.” He said Applejack helped her brother out as Chaotic scratched his head. “Sorry for the misunderstanding.” He said as he looked at them “It might be a good idea to let your families know that your workplace is now co-ed. To avoid future misunderstandings.” He said as he closed the door as the workers sighed.
“Okay… who forgot to lock the door?” One asked as they looked at each other to figure out who did it.
Applejack told her family everything about the new changes as Chaotic was there. “You’re transferring out of this place.” Said Big Mac as Applejack complained.
“But I got a good future here!” She said as Big Mac pointed out Chaotic.
“You’re with a guy who could be a pervert!” He said as he saw Chaotic was running around with Applebloom on his shoulders.
“And… thrusting through the air! IT'S… WONDERBLOOM!!! The Crusader of the Earth!” He yelled as Applebloom fist pumped the air.
“The Bloom of the WORLD!” She yelled happily as Pinkie and Sonata were playing with them. Granny Smith looked Chaotic.
“I don’t think a pervert would be kind?” She said as Big Mac was still unsure as Chaotic walked up to him.
“I’m very sorry about tackling you. I thought you were one of the students from Stallion University.” He said that Big Mac was a bit unsure as Applebloom crossed her arms.
“Big Mac… Chaotic is really nice and funny!” She said as Chaotic put her down. “Besides, he was raised by 6 moms, he can’t be a pervert.” She said as Big Mac and Granny Smith looked confused.
“6 Moms?” Big Mac said as Chaotic pulled a picture of himself and his mothers as Granny Smith looked at it and smiled.
“Well now… if it isn’t Muscle Heart,Styling Looks, Intel Brain, Sweet Voice, Clever Built & Home Care. Those 6 sisters were a bit of a hassle back when I was serving food here.” Said Granny Smith as Chaotic looked surprised.
“You knew my moms?” He asked as Granny Smith nodded.
“Eyyup.” She said, “They were also good friends of my baby boy and even got him to meet your mother… behind my back.” Explained Granny Smith as all her grandkids and Chaotic looked surprised to hear that. “To be honest, your mother’s father and I weren’t on good terms before and forbid our kids from being friends with each other. Your mothers distracted us to let your parents date in secret.” She said as Chaotic blushed.
“Forbidden love… distracting you and Applejack’s mom’s dad from you knowing…” He said and smiled, “My moms were thinking with their hearts and other people's happiness than you own.” Spoke Chaotic with happiness as they all looked at him.
“I swear you barely have common sense.” Said Aria as Chaotic pouted.
“Would your friends do that for someone you love?” He asked as Aria looked shocked and blushed.
“Uh…” She said as Big Mac looked at Chaotic.
“Is he like this?” He asked his sister who nodded.
“Like the 1st day he came here.” She said as Chaotic looked at Granny Smith.
“Why were you against your son being in love with your future daughter-in-law?” He asked as Granny Smith looked down.
“Because of my pride in my crops. I sold apples and her father’s crops were… pears.” She said as Applejack & Big Mac’s jaws dropped learning the hated and forbidden fruit of the Apple Family but Chaotic started to look angry. “I didn’t like any other competition near my home nor allow my kids & family to show any of them kindness.” Said Granny Smith.
“That’s it… all because of fruits?!” He yelled as the girls looked at him as they never saw Chaotic angry, especially Fizzlepop. “It wasn’t a rotten personality or a dark intentions, but it was mostly about crops?!” Chaotic took a deep breath and sighed “Listen… I know it’s none of my business to intervene but… shouldn’t you let your children decide who they want to be friends with?” He asked, “I mean… hating people because you see them as a rival in business is… disgusting.” He said which offended the Apples, especially Applejack “I know some people do have some rivalry in business but that doesn’t give you the excuse to place your hatred of others to your children. I mean yes, there are some people who will misuse your trust and sabotage your business, but that doesn’t mean all people will misuse your trust. You can’t let your crops be the only thing matters in your life, There’s friends, candy, the beach, vacations, road trips, cartoons, video games, raccoons, pools, motorcycles, or… comics?” He asked as they looked at him with confused looks.
“Just how weird is he?” whispered Adagio to Tempest as she shrugged her shoulders.
“I’m just saying, will you forbid Applejack for just being friends with Rarity who is all about fashion?” He asked as Granny Smith looked at him.
“Nah…” She said, “As much as I’m comfortable with my clothes and not into those frou-frou dresses and nasty smelling per-fumes, I trust her because she’s kind to my AJ.” She said as she placed her hand on Chaotic’s shoulder. “You’re your mothers’ kid. You were raised by the right.” She said as Chaotic smiled as she smirked. “Interested in my granddaughter? She needs a nice, hunky-looking guy for her lonely life.” She said as Chaotic’s expression turned blank as Applejack turned red with embarrassment as some stopped her out of shock (Or spite).
"Huh?"
“GRANNY!!!” Screamed Applejack as she looked at Chaotic who slowly turned red as Applejack shut her eyes “GAAAHHHH!!!” She yelled as Applebloom looked happy as Big Mac didn’t like that as Granny turned to her grandson.
“Now don’t give me that look.” She said as she turned to Chaotic “Does you know any attractive girls for my grandson for his lonely life?” She asked Chaotic as Big Mac turned red in embarrassment as Chaotic snapped out of his daze.
“Uh…” He looked at Big Mac. “I may know some friends of mine and my mothers’ who are single but…” They looked at him to react to Granny Smith’s question “I don’t know if they’re interested in a man or a woman.” He said as Applebloom hugged him.
“You would make a fun brother!” She said that Big Mac and AJ were shocked to hear that from their little sister. “Come on, AJ… he’s fun and silly. You don’t like arrogant and macho types, could he be your type?” She said as Chaotic patted Applebloom’s head.
“I appreciate your honesty but… We got to know each other better to form a relationship.” He said trying not to sound rude and make it easy for her to understand.
“Oh… I get it now.” She said “I know a way to know my sis better! Applejack! Go on a date with Chaotic!” She said Chaotic looked shocked as Applejack couldn’t handle that as she ran away screaming.
“GGGAAAAAHHHHH!!!” They watch her ran as Applebloom looked at Chaotic.
“She’s just shy.” She said they felt uncomfortable except Granny smiled.
“Give her time and you’ll rope her to you!” She said as Chaotic looked at her.
“Did you do that to your husband?” He asked as Granny Smith smirked.
“And hogtied him to tell him to go on a date with me because I couldn’t tell him up front.” She said proudly that Chaotic backed away with a little fear along with the others as Big Mac backed away as well.
20 Minutes Later
They waved goodbye to Applejack’s family as Applejack came back as she waved her family farewell. “I’m so sorry for what my granny said.” She said to Chaotic as he looked at her.
“I don’t know if my moms tried asking a girl to marry me but… I think she wants you to be happy and won’t be alone in the future.” He said as Applejack frowned.
“Why the future and not now?” She wondered as Chaotic looked at her.
“Maybe in case the family leaves the nest. To find them happily beyond the apple orchard.” He said AJ looked at him as she stared at him at a different angle.
(“Was Chaotic secretly handsome?”) Thought Applejack as she realized what she thought and shook her head as Chaotic turned to her.
“Hey… AJ…” Applejack looked at her.
“Yes?” She said while being a bit flustered.
“Where’s Rainbow Dash? I noticed that she isn’t here.” He said as everyone paused and realized they left her with Lightning & Gilda.
“OH SHIT!” They all said as they ran back to the dorm, leaving him behind as Chaotic as he looked confused.
“What was that about?” He said as he went back to work he met Celestia and Luna who were waiting for him.
Virgo’s Love House, Living Room
“WHY ARE YOU 3 STILL NAKED!!!” Screamed Starlight as she and the others saw Rainbow, Lightning and Gilda watching TV in the nude as Lightning (DD-Cup) and Gilda (EE-Cup) were drinking some soda.
“Our clothes are all sweaty.” Said Lightning.
“So they’re in the dryer after we wash them.” Said Gilda.
“So we’re waiting until they’re dry.” Answered Rainbow as they continued to watch TV. “Besides, Chaotic is still doing his community service, so we’re good.” She said as she spread her legs at everyone as Cosplay looked away.
“Don’t you have any sense of decency!?” She yelled as Fluttershy pouted at Rainbow’s lack of common sense while covering her eyes.
“Please… Rainbow… wear something at least.” She said angrily as Rainbow groaned
“But I’m comfortable.” She complained “Besides, there’s no way Chaotic will be back before our laundry-” Before she could finish her sentence, Chaotic came into the house and walked towards the living room.
“I’m back! Celestia and Luna loved my hard work and decided to end my shift early!” He yelled as he looked surprised as the girls turned to see Chaotic as he came back faster than they thought. “Oh dear god… not again.” He said Rainbow, Lightning, & Gilda looked horrified as they slowly started screaming.
*SCREAMING*
*SLAP x3*

3 Minutes Later
All three of them were crying a bit in Rainbow’s room as the other girls were outside of her room. “I hope you take this as a lesson to remember that this school is co-ed and being naked inside a dorm room is no longer acceptable.” Said Twilight as the others agree.
“And next time, go commando in your own room, so no innocent victims get hurt for the misunderstanding.” Said Chaotic as he had 3 slap marks on his face. Pinkie gave him a pint of ice cream.
“Hope this cheers you up.” She said as Chaotic looked at it.
“Thank you.” He said as he was going back to his room.
“WAIT!” Yelled Sonata as he turned around.
“Yes?”
“Can we see your room?” Asked both her and Pinkie as the others were shocked for them to ask that.
“Okay.” He said as they turned to him with horror “I mean, my room is the entire basement, and it gets a bit lonely in there and I don’t want to make Oreo suffer since there’s no pet doors for him to go outside.” He said as he walked downstairs Pinkie and Sonata followed him as the others watched him.
“Well darlings… I’m also curious about his room.” She said as she followed Pinkie and Sonata as Twilight sighed.
“I’m curious as well but I doubt it's that great.” She said as they all followed as Tempest stayed behind as she knocked on the door.
“We’ll hold him back.” She said, “Also don’t forget how he saw your bare tits, cooches and tight asses.” Spoke Tempest with a smirk as she heard some screaming in anger as she snickered.
Chaotic walked to the closet door or basement door as he opened it, pulled out the stuff in it to reveal another door. He opened it as it showed a dark hallway as he turned on the lights as he walked down as they followed him. They saw a door that said Chaotic’s room Do not enter without permission. “Here’s my room. Please don’t make a mess.” He said as Adagio smirked.
“I’m betting it’s a bit-” Before she could finish, Chaotic opened the door to see it was large as they entered the Dorm House 1st floor. All their jaws dropped as they looked to see that some couches pushed together, 4 refrigerators, 3 Large Smart TVs, game systems connected to them, many cabinets, 6 doors on the side, posters of video games, anime, cartoons, vehicles and movies, toy plushies and figurines of characters from video games, anime, & cartoons as Chaotic turned around.
“So what do you think?” He asked as they just stood there and fainted. “Girls? Girls… Twilight? Adagio? Cosplay? Are you alright?” Asked Chaotic as they didn’t wake up. “Oh no.” He said.
1 Hour Later
Every girl except Rainbow woke up in their beds as each of them got up, they saw a note with a tray of fresh bread buns.
“To (Place name here),
Don’t know why you all fainted but I didn’t want you to sleep uncomfortably on the floor, so I carried every one of you to your rooms. I’ve ignored the clothes on the ground and stayed away from your privacy. Enjoy these nice fresh baked bread. -Chaotic.
P.S. Please don’t do what Rainbow Dash and her friends did & remember to tell your family about Pony U being Co-ed.
Twilight Sparkle “Agree on that.”
Adagio Dazzle “Big Time.”
Aria Blaze “Of course.”
Starlight Glimmer “Obvious.”
Rarity “I would never do that!”
Applejack “Sam hill… why would he write that.
Pinkie Pie “I guess Sonata & I will have to work out naked in our rooms.”
Sonata Dusk “I guess Pinkie & I will have to work out naked in our rooms.”
Fluttershy “Oh dear…”
Trixie “Trixie would never do that!”
Rainbow on the other hand was in the shower. “I can’t believe I let him see him naked!” She said as sank down. “I’m never gonna to live this down! How are Lightning and Gilda reacting to Chaotic seeing them naked?” She asked.
In the dorm room of Gilda
Gilda was hiding in her bed covers “He saw me naked! And I still can't forget the shape of his dick!” She said as she screamed in a pillow.
In the Dorm room of Lightning Dust
Lightning was beating a punching bag “I can’t believe he saw me naked!!! I’ll never get married!” She screamed as she grabbed a bat and brutally attacked it. “WHY! IS! HE! SO! CUTE!” She screamed as she stopped and dropped herself on her bed.
Back to Chaotic who was watching anime on one of the 3 TVs. “I wonder if they’ll come back to see my room. I mean what they saw was just the rec room, not my actual room.” He said as he just got up and sighed. “I better buy myself something to eat and feed Oreo.” Chaotic walked out of the room as he looked for Oreo. “I wonder where Oreo is? I haven’t seen him all day.”
1 Hour Later
Fluttershy was eating a salad in a nightgown, she made for her as she was thinking. “Oh Chaotic… I know you’re being nice and polite, but your personality is a bit-”
*Fast knocking on the door*
“Huh!?” She looked at the door and looked confused. “Come in… Rainbow?” She said as Chaotic came in which shocked her as he turned to Fluttershy.
“FLUTTERSHY!” He yelled as she gasped and covered herself with a blanket as she dropped her salad.
“CHAOTIC!!! WHAT ARE-“ Before she could ask, Chaotic grabbed her shoulders.
“I NEED YOU!!!” He yelled as she turned red in shock.
“I-I-I-I” She stuttered as Chaotic started to cry a bit.
“It's Oreo! I can’t find him! He’s gone missing!” He said as Fluttershy looked horrified to hear that.
“I’ll get dressed to help you find him!” She said as Chaotic kissed her on the forehead.
“Thank you!” He said as he hugged her and ran out as Fluttershy stood in shock as her eyes widened in shock as she fell backwards.
“Oh… my…” She stuttered as her heart beat faster. “Such… a… gentleman…” She said as she smiled but noticed that her nipples were getting hard. “*GASP* She covered her chest as she was grateful that Chaotic wasn’t there. “Oh no… I’m thinking perverted thoughts… again.”
Author's Note
Oh my... Applejack's Granny Smith asked Chaotic to hook up with her granddaughter and her littler sister wanted her to date Chaotic, how many of her friends will secretly hate her for that? Also if you're wondering about the changes in the bust sizes of Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust & Gilda, is this, they were wearing tight & uncomfortable sports bras that pressed their chests down and got seen naked by Chaotic, hoped he'll forget that but given his reaction before, he must of seen it before though his mothers. Also where did Oreo go? I know he's nocturnal but Chaotic is worried for his roommate and best friend. He is asking Fluttershy for her help to find his pet. Hope he's alright but given Pony U's history with men sneaking in, who would be dumb enough to petnapped someone's raccoon? Wait and find out. Leave a comment and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. OH! and about the mascot costume Pinkie made, its that Pinkie Pie costume she made in the comic version of MLP
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