Chaotic's College Harem
Chaotic Explanation
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Chaotic Explanation
Twilight’s Room
Twilight was walking around in a bathrobe, thinking as she was holding her smartphone. “What should I do? I mean logically, I should tell my family about Pony U going Co-ed.” She said “But… my worrywart of my B.B.F.F.F. will demand Headmistresses Celestia & Luna to expel Chaotic for no reason.” She said as she plop on her bed and stare at the ceiling. “I need another voice of reason.” She when to her contacts on her phone and made a video call. “I hope he didn’t have a sugar crash.” She said as her call was answered to see a young kid in elementary school answering the phone.

“TWILIGHT!!!” Yelled the kid as Twilight smile.
“Hey Spike.” She said as Spike smiled.
“How is college going at Pony U?” He said as she smiled nervously
“Oh… good but… with a major change.” She said as Spike looked confused.
“Change? Like what?” He asked as Twilight looked a bit scared.
“Uh… Pony U is now Co-ed.” She said as Spike looked confused.
“What does Co-ed mean?” He asked.
“It means… Pony U are now allowing guys.” Said Twilight as she made it simple for Spike to understand.
“Oh…” He said as he looked surprised “Does that mean I can go there when I’m older?” He asked as Twilight paused a bit.
“Yes… but…” Spike looked confused
“But?”
“It’s Shining Armor.” She said.
“Oh…” Said Spike. “How he’s overprotective and got you kicked out of the science club for-”
“WE PROMISE NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!” Screamed Twilight as she sighed “Listen, they’re only one guy in Pony U and he’s a bit… weird.” She said as Spike raise his brow “I mean he can cook, clean and is funny to be with…” She said as Spike smirked.
“~You love him!~” He sang as Twilight turn red.
“I DO NOT!” She yelled as Spike snickered.
“Sure… you do.” He said as Twilight sighed.
“Listen Spike, can you please tell mom, dad & Cadence without Shining know. You know he’ll arrest Chaotic for nothing, please?!” She pleaded as Spike gave her a thumbs up “Thanks B.L.B.F.F. (Best Little Brother Friend Forever)” She said as she closed the phone. “Ugh… if Shining learns about Chaotic, I’ll never live with knowing that I’ll be ruining another person’s life again.” She said as she think about Chaotic “I don’t want another person to hate me again.” She said as she went to work on her homework and experiments.
Pinkie Pie’s Room
Pinkie was on her bed, making a call as she see a woman with a monotone expression “Pinkie.”

“HI MAUD!” She screamed happily as Maud blinked.
“How’s your 2nd year at Pony U?” Maud asked.
“Oh it’s great! I made new friends! I don’t have to eat that bland food by the Home EC teacher anymore! Chaotic is the 1st male student in Pony U! My room is clean again!” She talked so fast as Maud raise her brow.
“Wait… what did you say?” Asked Maud.
“My room is clean again?” Repeated Pinkie
“No before that one.”
“Chaotic is the 1st male student in Pony U?” She said as Maud blinked as she slowly looked shocked.
“When did Pony U became Co-ed?” She asked.
“Oh! The 1st day of the semester.” She said happily as Maud looked at her.
“Pinkie… are you… okay with him?” She asked as Pinkie looked confused. “I mean Pony U has a long history of men sneaking and stealing along with acts of violence.” She said as Pinkie understood what Maud mean.
“Oh… but Chaotic is different! He’s polite, friendly, and kind! He cooks and clean the dorm house after I made a mess of it!” She said as Maud blinked as she nodded.
“Okay… I’ll take your word but…”
“But…”
“Mom, Dad and Limestone will be the ones hard to convince.” She said as Pinkie pouted about that.
Rarity’s Room
Rarity was making another outfit for her classes as she looked arounds. “I’m running out of space in my room. Oh… if only I knew about that the basement, I could have the entire room as my home boutique!” She complained as she face fall on her bed. “Perhaps I could charm Chaotic into giving me the basement.” She said as she heard some laughing as she turned to see Tempest drinking a 2L Root Beer soda.
“I never thought you would whore yourself like a tramp to get something you want.” She snickered as Rarity was offended by her statement.
“I am not a tramp!” She yelled at Tempest.
“Really. Yet you thought of charming Chaotic into giving his room to you as another workshop for your clothes.” Said Tempest “The only guy here, who is far from us into seeing us in our underwear or all natural and has a broken lust. I mean he didn’t get a boner after Aria and Rainbow Dunce got into a catfight. I guess having 6 moms that are that sexy makes it feel natural to him.” She said as she narrow her eyes “Besides, where is he going to sleep? Because I doubt you’ll give up your room or we’ll give him a room close to ours?” She said as Rarity is known to be a bit stubborn when it involves her room and passion.
“Alright… I won’t ask him for the basement.” She said as Tempest smirked.
“Did you tell your parents about Pony U going Co-ed?” She asked as Rarity realized.
“I’m… going to call!” She yelled “Did you?!” She asked as Tempest frown.
“I did.” She said as she groaned. “They said they’re planning to head over to Pony U and don’t get pregnant.” She said as she slammed Rarity’s door.
“I asked you not to slam my door!” Yelled Rarity angerly as she sighed as she made a video call to her little sister.

“Rarity?” She said as Rarity smile
“Hi Sweetie Belle.” She said as she waved to her.
“Hey sis! How’s your day!” Asked Sweetie Belle.
“Oh its magnificent.” She said as she heard her sister snickered.
“Especially with that new boy in your college?” She said as Rarity looked shocked.
“How… How did you hear of this?!” She yelled in shock.
“Applebloom told me.” She said “She even said that he and Applejack should go on a date. If you find him that handsome, be nice and don’t charm him like you always do to other guys.” Said Sweetie Belle as Rarity looked shocked to hear that.
“I do not charm men!” She yelled.
“Sure you do. You do it to get them to help you ‘Oh boys, would you kindly aid a lady in need?’ ‘Oh darlings, may I have some strong muscular men to help me with my bags?’ You do that because you hate heavy lifting.” She said as Rarity blush in hearing that. “If you keep doing that, you’ll be single forever!” She said as she close the call as Rarity think back.
“Do I really do that?” She wondered
Fluttershy’s Room
Fluttershy made some calls to her parents but apparently they didn’t answer 5 times. She looked at her contacts, had one person left in her family to call but she sighed and called him. She waited as it was a video call to see a shaggy looking person. “Hey sis… why are you calling?” Fluttershy sighed.

“Hi Zephyr Breeze.” She said, “Are mom and dad there?” She asked as Zephyr Breeze shook his head.
“They’re hanging out with your friends’ parents.” He said as he noticed her sister’s reaction “What happened this time? Did those guys at Stallion University steal your underwear again?” He asked as Fluttershy shook her head with some blush.
“NO!” She yelled softly “It’s about Pony U. It’s now… Co-ed.” She said Zephyr Breeze looked shock.
“I’m hanging up.” He said quickly.
“Wait!” She said.
“No way! I remember the last time I set foot there. I got beaten up and I was wearing a visitor’s pass!” He yelled angerly “I was just delivering mom’s cookies and they beat me us for asking directions!” Yelled Zephyr Breeze as Fluttershy looked down.
“Celestia and Luna did compensate you.”
“Was it before or after your friend with the scar stomp my crotch? 8 TIMES!!!” He said as Fluttershy looked down.
“I’m sorry about that but you did flirt with her.” She said as her brother sighed.
“Alright. Who is the unlucky bastard who became the campus punching bag?” He said Fluttershy got mad hearing that.
“ZEPHYR BREEZE! Chaotic is no one’s punching bag! He’s a very nice and polite-”
“Wait… DID YOU SAID CHAOTIC?!” He yelled as Fluttershy nodded as he smiled. “Oh! Then you’re all need help.” He said as Fluttershy looked confused “Crazy C is one person that is impossible to break.” He said Fluttershy looked surprised.
“Wait… you know Chaotic?” She asked.
“Of course I do. I mean his mother, Styling Looks helps me with my hair styling. Chaotic agreed to be practice client, he has a lot of hair on his head. I mean he didn’t care what style I gave him. I even gave him my hair style, until one of his mothers threaten me to change it.” He said with fear “But he’s a really cool guy!” Fluttershy smiled hearing that “That and he is very scary when he’s in a fight.” Fluttershy frown hearing that.
“What?”
“He’s violent and strong that he scares the shit out of anyone. 3 years ago, he save me after some thug and his girlfriend plan to scam people with false claims of sexual harassment. When Chaotic learn the truth, he demanded that the thug stops what he was doing, he refused and tried to stab Crazy C, but he flipped the thug over and tossed both the thug and his girlfriend into a dumpster.” Explained Zephyr Breeze “I mean he’ll be violent to protect his friends.” She looked worried as she try to imagine Chaotic being violent but remembered the time with those 3 students from Stallion University that kidnapped Tempest and he beat them with ease “Don’t worry, he only uses violence as a last resort. Despite being a bit weird, he’s a good person.”
“That’s good to hear.”
“Also, never get that pet raccoon of his, angry. He’ll literally tear you to shreds. One crazy lady insulted his raccoon and say it should be a fur hat, she got her clothes shredded and ran through the park in her underwear. Ugh… that was an image I never want to see.” Warned Zephyr Breeze in disgust and close the call as Fluttershy looked surprised.
“Oreo angry… I hope Angel Bunny doesn’t make him angry or become his meal.” She said with worry.
Rainbow Dash’s Room
Rainbow made a call to her only fan as she heard what she didn’t expect. “You know about CHAOTIC, Scootaloo??!” She yelled as she looked at her phone.

“Yeah!” She said “Well… Applebloom told me and Sweetie Belle about him. He sounds silly but a fun guy!” Said Scootaloo.
“Yeah… I mean he’s fun and all.” She said uncomfortably as Scootaloo notice Rainbow’s expression.
“*GASP* Do you like him?” Spoke Scootaloo which baffled Rainbow.
“WHAT?! I…” She paused and remembered he saw her naked. “Uh…”
“YOU DO LIKE HIM!!!” Screamed Scootaloo “I hope he’s awesome as you! Also if you date him 1st, you can get an advantage over Rarity and Applejack!” She cheered as she closed the call as Rainbow fell face first on her bad.
“Ugh… What am I going to do with that kid?” Said Rainbow as she moaned.
Trixie’s Room
Trixie was in her room with Starlight as she heard Trixie arguing her father. “Look dad! Just because he’s a boy, doesn’t mean he should get expelled for being a male!”
*Anger Ranting*
“He’s not a pervert! I mean… he just acts like a normal kid. More interested in having fun in college, not seeing butts and boobs!”
*Anger Ranting*
“FINE! Go complain! But we won’t get a refund if he gets kicked out!” She screamed as she listen to her dad and smile. “I’m glad you understand. Bye dad.” She closed her phone as she turned to Starlight. “Parents… they don’t get you.” She said as Starlight sighed.
“Yeah… since my dad still treats me like a child.” She said as she slump down.
“Have you told your dad?” Asked Trixie.
“Yeah but he said I’m too old for imaginary friends.” She said as Trixie sighed.
“At least my dad believed me, but he wanted to get Chaotic expelled but when I told him, Pony U will be shut down and we won’t get a refund, he changed his mind easily.” She said as Starlight smiled.
“At least Chaotic will stay.” She said as Trixie blushed a bit.
“Do you think he’s cute?” She asked as Starlight blush a bit.
“I… do… why?” Question Starlight.
“I… kind of… have a secret crush on him.” Said Trixie as Starlight looked shock “Do you have a crush on him?” Starlight looked away.
“Uh… no.” She said as she looked away (“I can’t tell her that I want to see his dick.”)
Adagio’s Room
Aria & Sonata were in Adagio’s room as she was making a call. “UGH!!! 10 missed calls and she’s still not answering!” Said Adagio as Aria sighed.
“What do you expect? She’ll already drank away her pain.” Said Aria as Sonata was holding a doll of a blue fish creature with horse legs as its front and a huge fish tail.
“How many stepdads we’ve been through?” She asked, “I’m tired of the stepfathers taking pics of us in our underwear, enter the bathroom when one of us is showering.” She started to cry a bit “I wish mama never changed after papa died.” She said as Aria wrapped her arms around Sonata.
“You’re the worst.” She said, “For making me feel the same.” She said as Adagio hugged them as well.
“It’s us against the world.” She said as Sonata looked at them.
“Well…” She said, “What if… we add Chaotic with us?” She said as both Adagio and Aria’s eyes widen and looked at her. “You both masturbate thinking about him and also everyone in Pony U!” She said as the both turn red.
“Uh… seeing is believe.” Said Aria.
“Yeah! Unless he see that massive cock that others claim he has. He’s on the maybe list.” Answered Adagio. “Besides, why do you masturbate about him?” She asked, Sonata blushed.
“I like him since he’s being really nice to us and he’s really cute.” She said, “Also he didn’t get horny after me and Pinkie gave him a kiss and press our boobies on him.” She explain proudly as Aria and Adagio looked at her.
“So you both weren’t acting like ditzes?” Said Aria.
“Weeding out the perverts… for once, that’s smart thinking.” She said as Sonata smile.
“Yep and Cosplay is even letting us be her models for her. I mean we both get to choose what we want to cosplay as.” She said happily as she did a cute face “Want to join us to be Belly Dancers?” She asked as they both looked shock and blushed.
“Uh…” Stuttered Adagio as Aria immediately ran out.
“Come on Aria!” Yelled Sonata “I mean Chaotic won’t mind to know you have double Ds! I mean he’s surrounded with sexy women as his moms!” She said as Adagio sighed and smacked her upside the head. “OW! What was that for!?”
“For being you!”
“Okay.” She said as Adagio rolled her eyes.
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