Chaotic's College Harem
Chaotic Raccoon, Arrest, & Surprise
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAdagio walked out of her room, annoyed as Rarity came out of her room, Adagio noticed her expression. “Let me guess. Did Tempest call you a tramp?” She asked, Rarity groaned.
“Am I really one?” She asked, Adagio was about to answer, “Do I really charm men by talking in an alluring tone to get them to help me with heavy lifting?” she asked, Adagio raised her brow.
“Yes.” She answers quickly as it baffles and hurts Rarity. “Face it, you don’t work out because you hate sweating. The only exercise you do is mostly sewing, which you barely do.” She said “I mean, my sisters & I swim a lot in the gym pool. It's why we’re slim and you… will soon get a gut.” Said Adagio that insulted Rarity, placed her hand on her stomach and pinched it. She turned red.
“I’ll… exercise and… *GROAN* Sweat…” she said as Adagio smirked.
“You could swim in the pool. Just don’t wear a revealing swimsuit. Any girls’ top always slips off.” She said as they both walked to the dining room to hear some crying. “Who is crying? It better not be another period because I don’t know if we restock on tampons.” She said angrily as they noticed Cosplay in a nightgown crying as she was holding a smartphone.
“Cosplay? What’s wrong darling?” Asked Rarity as she turned to Adagio and Rarity.
“Oh… *Sniff* Hey Adagio, Rarity. Just crying my eyes out, wondering where the hard liquor that’s strong enough to kill my memories because my dad’s taking me back home! *Crying*” She yelled as she slammed her head on the table “Ow…” She said, Adagio and Rarity are shocked to hear that.
“What the fuck!?” Yelled Adagio.
“But why, darling? Why is your father taking you home?” She asked as Cosplay looked at them.
“Oh, the simple answer, there’s now a man in Pony U, the former All-women’s college. He refuses to let me stay despite there’s only one guy in this damn college!” She yelled as she was still sobbing.
“But it's just one guy.” Said Rarity.
“Yeah… a guy rumored to have an enormous dick that would make any straight woman horny to see it.” She said as they both looked at her. “What? I mean, we’re all secretly thinking of it.” She said as they looked away.
“Ladies are never perverts.” Said Rarity.
“Then explain the past years of women’s fashion showing cleavage and our milk melons?” Said Adagio.
“Touche… Sea Girl.” Said Rarity as Cosplay got up.
“To be honest, I only want to go to college to get away from my dad and his obsession with me, marrying this rich guy’s son who is only interested in my figure!” Said Cosplay angrily “The curse of having huge tits and a plump ass, the opposite gender wants what lust demands.” She said as Adagio smirked.
“True but there are benefits to having them.” She said while puffing her chest but frown “But seriously, your dad is taking you home because of Chaotic? I mean he never met him.” She said as Cosplay sighed.
“He doesn’t give a shit. He’s thinking that Chaotic will take my virginity, knock me up and give him a bastard child.” She said, “I mean… I’m tempted because I don’t like the creep. I mean he’s nearly 49.” Both Adagio and Rarity nearly threw up when hearing the guy’s age. They both swallowed their bile as they turned to her.
“That is unacceptable.” Said Rarity.
“5 or ten years tops is acceptable but any years older than that, is fucked up.” Said Adagio.
“Yeah but the asshole that is my father is only interested in the money, not my happiness. I keep praying for the day my mom divorces his worthless ass. He keeps hurting my mom.” Adagio looked shocked.
“That’s domestic abuse!” Said Adagio
“She should call the police!” Rarity replied as Cosplay looked down.
“We want to but my mom’s too afraid and worst of all, thanks to his soon to be old son-in-law, he was given some camera to watch out every move. It’s a good thing my mom and I were smart to change clothes at school and work.” She said as Adagio and Rarity snarled.
“What a pervert!” They both said as she wiped her tears away.
“Along with sabotaging my chances for real love.” She said as looked at them. “Never have your parents decide your marriage.” She said,
“Already plan my own.” Said Adagio
“I won’t mind the help but… deciding who you married is unacceptable.” Said Rarity as Cosplay looked at them.
“*Sniff* Thank you girls. Maybe before my dad takes me away, I’ll ask Chaotic to go on a date with me.” She said as they heard stomping. They turn to see Chaotic wearing a backpack while carrying Fluttershy over his shoulder.
“WAIT! I forgot my bra!” She screamed.
“NO TIME!!!” He yelled as he ran out the dorm house leaving the 3 of them in shock.
“Chaotic…”
“Carrying…”
“Fluttershy…” They all turned to each other, ran to their room to put something on and chase after Chaotic.
Chaotic ran to the area of the forest near the campus as he looked around and saw the bright moonlight lighting the area. “Is this where you see the raccoons in the forest?” He asked as Fluttershy looked around and nodded.
“Yes, this is the area. Also…” Chaotic looked at her “Can you please put me down?” She asked as Chaotic put her down.
“Sorry.” He said, “I’m worried about Oreo.” He said as Fluttershy looked at him.
“Do you care about him?” She asked as Chaotic looked at her.
“Of course I do. He’s more than my pet. He’s my best friend when I found him as a baby.” He said as he pulled out his phone and opened his pictures of Oreo. “I’ll never forget about the day I found him. Dumpster diving near abandoned stores.” He said as Fluttershy looked at him, “I… didn’t have many friends in my neighborhood because of… my moms’ figures.” He said as Fluttershy understood that “Some concerned mothers didn’t want their children to be near, in their own words ‘Such vulgar looking women’. Rude if you ask me. Not my moms’ fault that their bodies are magnets for lust.” Said Chaotic as Fluttershy looked sad for him. Knowing that he couldn’t make any friends because of his mothers isn’t his fault or anyone’s fault. She looked to see the pictures of Chaotic having Oreo.

- 11-year-old Chaotic holding a baby raccoon as many different women scream in horror.
- Chaotic throwing firecrackers at animal control as Oreo was attacking a member of animal control.
- Chaotic holding a placard as Oreo holding one as well, above them was ‘Banned for Life’
- Chaotic laughing as Oreo and him were crashing a fancy party.
- Chaotic and Oreo were eating at a BBQ as people were armed with sticks and rocks running towards them.
- Chaotic looking confused in Middle School as many students ran away in fear as he brought Oreo for a ‘Mascot Contest’.
- Chaotic running away with Oreo in his arms as he burped out feathers as a mob of old ladies chased them.
- Oreo was running around in a kindergarten classroom while the teacher chased him with a broom as Chaotic had kids all over him.
“Yeah… I don’t have any good pictures that don't have a disaster around us, but Oreo was my best friend. More than my pet, part of the family.” He said as Fluttershy blushed at how Chaotic really loves Oreo.
“STOP!!!” They both turned to see Cosplay, Rarity, and Adagio running towards them as their chests were bouncing out of control.
“DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT-” Yelled Rarity as they all ran through a bush but…
*RIP*x3
They all looked shocked as Chaotic and Fluttershy’s eyes widened in shock as they were all topless. They covered themselves and screamed in embarrassment.
“I told you we should have worn our bras before leaving!” Yelled Rarity as Chaotic blinked as he took off his backpack.
“STOP STARING!!!” Yelled Adagio as Chaotic pulled out 3 very large shirts.
“Here you go.” He said as they looked confused.
“Huh?” Said Cosplay.
“Why do you have extra shirts?” Said Rarity
“Oh. When Oreo hasn’t come back home, My moms and I always went out to look for him in the woods near home and sometimes, my moms have mostly shirt accidents, so I carry triple X Large shirts with me whenever we go out to find Oreo or camping.” He said as they looked at him.
“I… can see why you have them.” Said Adagio as she covered her nipples with one arm. “Can I please have a shirt?” She asked as Chaotic handed her one as she turned around to wear it.
“May I have one Darling?” Asked Rarity as he handed her and Cosplay the shirts as Fluttershy looked at him.
“Oh… so that’s what you had in there.” She said Adagio was wearing a Scooby-doo shirt, Cosplay had a Kirby Shirt and Rarity had a Sailor Moon shirt.
“Uh… Chaotic dear… Don’t you have any shirts… fashionable?” She asked as he looked at her.
“Nope. Why wear them when there’s no one around to see them.” He said as Adagio snickered.
“At least the shirts aren’t embarrassing.” Said Adagio as they looked at each other and Chaotic looked at them.
“So… why are you 3 here?” He asked. “I mean I didn’t tell any of you what we’re doing.” He looked at them as Fluttershy looked at her friends.
“Why are you here?” She asked as they looked worried about telling the real reason, but Cosplay spoke.
“We saw Chaotic carrying Fluttershy from the Dining room and we didn’t know what was going to happen. We got a little worried about you, Fluttershy.” Explained Cosplay as both Chaotic and Fluttershy realize why they got worried.
“Oh… sorry.” Said Chaotic “We’re out here finding Oreo. I got worried since he never came home for dinner.” He explained, “My best friend is missing and I’m freaking out a bit. I don’t know if my best friend’s hurt or worse.” He said as Fluttershy placed her hand on his shoulder.
“I understand why you’re scared. I’ll help you find him.” She said as Cosplay, Rarity and Adagio know the love for a pet, but for Adagio, Sonata is like a pet.
“I understand, darling. I am also struck with sorrow and despair if anything happened to my adorable cat, Opalescence.” Said Rarity as Cosplay looked at them.
“We’ll help you find Oreo.” She said as they joined Chaotic and Fluttershy, Chaotic got them in a group hug.
“THANK YOU!” He said as they weren’t sure whose hand or arm they’re feeling.
“You’re welcome.” Said Adagio “Now let go.” She said as Chaotic released them.
“If there’s anything you need, let me know.” He said as Adagio smirked.
“You’ll answer our questions after we find Oreo.” She said,
“Deal, but no questions about the size of my privates. I’m tired of hearing that question.” He said with a frown as they looked at each other with surprised looks. “I mean, it’s vulgar to ask me that when I don’t know. I mean, ‘What do you feed it?’ ‘How can you get it that big?’ ‘Did you show it to impress the babes?’ Ugh… I wonder if there is someone for me?” He said as they looked at him, but decided not to ask more.
“Are we close to where the raccoons are?” Asked Cosplay as Fluttershy looked around.
“Yes. This is where their territory is.” Said Fluttershy. “But we must be careful. They don’t like people very much.” She said as Chaotic looked around.
“I don’t want to disturb them. I hope they did not hurt Oreo for being domesticated.” He said as Fluttershy heard something.
“Shhh…” she said as she pointed to the bushes. “We need to crawl. If they see us, we’ll get attacked.” She said as she and Chaotic got on their knees and crawled into the bushes as Cosplay saw Fluttershy’s panties that had a picture of a butterfly on the rear.
(“Cute.”) She said in her head as Fluttershy and Chaotic kept crawling and stopped in the middle of the bush as Fluttershy moved the branches to check as they both looked surprised. Oreo was there with another raccoon, but it was female, and Oreo was humping her.
“Oreo…” Said Chaotic as he was in shock to see his best friend mating with another raccoon.
“Oh, my… I forgot, this is the month where raccoons get in heat.” Said Fluttershy as they both looked at each other and crawled backwards. They came out as they both turned around to the others, but not until an unfortunate branch caught Fluttershy’s shirt.
*RIP*
Fluttershy stopped and started to whimper as Chaotic stopped. “Don’t worry. I packed 10.” He said as Fluttershy smiled a bit.
“Thank you.” She said as she crawled 1st as they both came out they were shocked to see Fluttershy topless as Chaotic pulled a shirt for her as she wore it; it had Classic Amy Rose on it.
“Well? Did you find your pet?” Asked Cosplay as they both looked at each other and nodded.
“Good. Now are you going to get him?” Asked Rarity as they bothered to shake their heads.
“What? We came out here for him.” Said Adagio in an angry tone “Why aren’t you getting him?” She demanded to know as Chaotic looked at Fluttershy.
“Uh… it's apparently… Raccoon’s mating season.” She said that Cosplay, Adagio and Rarity looked horrified, and their eyes widened.
“You mean… he’s and another…” Asked Rarity, Chaotic nodded “Oh my…” She said as they helped Chaotic and Fluttershy up as they all walked away. They all continued walking as Cosplay decided to break the silence.
“Uh… can we ask you some questions?” She asked as Chaotic nodded.
“Sure.”
“Uh… do you have a girlfriend?” Asked Cosplay.
“No.” He answered quickly.
“Why?” Asked Adagio “I mean despite your personality, any girl would be happy with you. (Not to mention horny.”) Thought Adagio secretly.
“*Sign* I know but…”
“But…” Said everyone.
“But… I’m the one that causes the problem.” He said which confuses them.
“Huh?” Said Cosplay.
“It's true that any girl would be happy to be with me but… that’s the problem. I’m too good.” Said Chaotic sadly. “They said I’m too nice to everyone and can’t selfishly say who is the better girl, who is the ugliest and who do I love.” He said sadly as they looked sad for him.
“Well…” Said Rarity “You were raised by 6 wonderful mothers, you were taught to love everyone who is your friend but never your special someone.” She explained as Fluttershy patted his shoulder.
“Well… I believe that there’s someone for you.” She said as Adagio looked at him.
“I feel sorry for you. Not one woman who you have a crush on.” She said as her friends glared at her.
“Well…” They quickly turned to Chaotic “I did have a crush but… it's on a fictional character.” He said as they groaned hearing that. “I mean don’t any of us once had a crush on a cartoon, anime, comic, manga or video game character?” He said as they all look back and blush.
“We did.” They all said Cosplay turned to Chaotic.
“Who was your fictional crush?” She asked as Chaotic blushed.
“Betty Boop.” He said as they snickered hearing that. “What? I love her singing. Also the way she dances.” He said blushing as he turned to them “Now, who's your fictional crush?” he asked them as they looked away in embarrassment.
“Hey…” Said Adagio “You promised us the questions.” She said, Chaotic pouting.
“Alright… but you have to tell me later.” He said.
“Okay…” Said Cosplay as she thought about her question and turned to him “Did you ever once want to know who your real parents are?” She asked as he looked at the moon.
“I did.” He answered, “But… since they threw me in the trash as a baby, I believe my moms are my real parents.” He said as they smiled hearing that “Plus if they do come back and know who my legal guardians are, they will mooch money from me.” He said as they nodded that some people would want money from their children.
“Ok darling. I have a question for myself.” Said Rarity “Was it odd growing up with 6 moms?” She asked.
“I… didn’t think about it when I was young but after meeting someone with 2 dads. I thought it was normal. I mean they’re sisters by blood, but it doesn’t mean incest. They’re good at what they do but raising a baby is something one of them can do. They told me that it took all of them together to babysit a 1-year-old.” He said as he snickered a bit. “They told me that they used duct tape on a diaper since they didn’t know that they were straps on it.” They snickered in learning that 6 great known women once had some problems they couldn’t handle. They all laughed as they talked about mostly what Chaotic knows and what they know.
The Entrance of Virgo’s Love House
They made it home after they avoided the security guards and cameras on campus as they went inside.
*Sighs of relief*
They all turned to each other “Who wants hot chocolate?” Asked Chaotic.
“Hot chocolate in summer?” Said Adagio, “I want one.” She said they all went to the kitchen as Chaotic when to make it.
5 Minutes Later
Chaotic brought a tray of mugs as they grabbed a cup as Cosplay looked at Chaotic. “Wait… one last question.” She asked.
“Okay.”
“Did your moms tell you about the basement here?” She asked as they also got curious on Chaotic landing what for them is the best room of the house.
“Well… they did tell me, but they didn’t tell me that I was heading for Pony U. They told me about their college days and how they found a basement that was completely abandoned. I mean so much dust that accumulated for at least 80 years, it took them over 3 days to clean everything. I mean it has 6 rooms and a century old fancy bathroom.” He said as Rarity went close to him.
“How fancy?!” She asked as Chaotic paused.
“Uh… Transitional Style.” He said as Rarity’s eyes widened.
“May I-”
“NO WAY!!!” Yelled Adagio and Cosplay as Fluttershy looked at Rarity.
“You’re gonna use a boy’s bathroom?!” She said as Rarity looked at them as she blushed as Chaotic waved his hand.
“I don’t mind but remember to lock the door and ask me ahead of time but do not use my shampoo and liquid soaps.” He said as they looked at him, remembering that he has no sense of shame, but Cosplay realized something.
“Wait… 6 ROOMS?!” She yelled at Chaotic as Rarity also realized it as well.
“Yeah but I’m using one of them.” Said Chaotic “The other 4 but 1 room are empty but I’m taking my time to clean them.” He said as both Cosplay & Rarity went to him.
“PLEASE, let me have one of the rooms!?” they both yelled as Chaotic looked at them.
“Why?” He said.
“WHY?!” they both said, Fluttershy looked confused.
“Wait… 4 but 1 room?” She asked. “One room has something in it?” She asked as Chaotic looked at them but blushed.
“The other room was made into… a room from a Strip Club.” He said as they all looked shocked as they looked at each other. “Uh… remember my godmother, Watchmi.” He said as they nodded “She told me that room was for lovers in Pony U.” He said as they looked shocked to hear that. “We need to disinfect that room and sanitized everything before we can use that room.” He said as they agreed on that and maybe asked their headmistresses about it. “Also why do you two want a room?” He asked as they looked at each other as Cosplay spoke first.
“I want to do what I love to do, making costumes of characters from cartoons, anime, comics, mangas, and video games. I’m an Otaku Seamstress.” She said as Chaotic looked at Rarity.
“I’m just a regular seamstress.” She said as Chaotic shrugged his shoulders.
“Fine… if you don’t mind paying rent.” He said as they were upset to hear that they must pay him “$20 a month.” He said as they paused, realized that he made it cheap.
“Deal!” They both said. Adagio smiled.
“I’m fine with what I got, but Cosplay, what about your dad?” she said as Chaotic looked at her.
“What about her dad?” He asked as Cosplay looked down.
“My dad is making me quit.” She said Chaotic looked confused as well as Fluttershy.
“But why?” She asked as Cosplay drank the chocolate in one gulp.
“Because Pony U gone Co-ed.” She said, “My asshole dad is taking me out because of you, Chaotic. For being a man.” She said, Chaotic frowned upon hearing that.
“That’s not fair.” He said as he looked at Cosplay. “But what about the money? You won’t get a refund.” He said.
“I earned my scholarship, but the payments for my classes won't get my money back.” She said sadly, “My dad doesn’t care since he wants me to marry a rich 49-year-old man.” She said, Chaotic was frowning at hearing that.
“What… that’s not right.” He said as Cosplay started crying and ran to her room. Chaotic looked down. “I wish I could help her.” They looked at him as Adagio and Rarity looked at each other and nodded.
“Get the others.” Said Rarity.
“We need to make a plan.” Said Adagio as Fluttershy went to get the others as Chaotic pulled out his phone.
“I need to make some calls.” He said as he walked away.
At Watchmi’s house
Watchmi was in bed with her lover Onyx Heart, naked & using a double tipped dildo as they were thrusting into each other. “OH!!! YES!!!” Screamed Watchmi. “This is what I call an exciting work-up!” She screamed as Onyx Heart was above her thrusting.
“Whoever cums, is washing the dishes for a week!” She yelled. They both didn’t want to lose until.

They both stopped as they looked to see if it was Onyx’s phone. “OH!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?” she yelled angrily as she grabbed her phone and answer without seeing the caller ID. “HELLO?! WHO IS THIS?!”
“Good evening, Godlover Onyx.” Said Chaotic as Onyx quickly changed her attitude to a positive.
“Oh! Hi Chaos!” she said as Watchmi looked surprised. “Why are you calling this late? You usually call early?” Said Onyx as she looked worried “What’s wrong? Did something bad happen!?” she said as Watchmi looked concerned.
“Little Chaos! Are you hurt?!” Asked Watchmi.
“Hey Watchmi! No, I’m not hurt, but I’m sorry for calling you this late, but I need your help. One of my dorm mates told me that her father is going to take her home by force because of me.” He said as they looked at each other, as they didn’t know how to answer that.
“Uh… Chaos…” Said Onyx “Listen, we want to help but…”
“Personal problems are something we can’t deal with.” Finish Watchmi.
“I know but I was hoping for some advice.” Said Chaotic as they heard some crying. “Cosplay?” He said.
“Chaotic… I don’t want to get married to a rich old man!” She yelled “I don't want to be the wife of Rising Stocks!” She said Onyx looked shocked to hear that.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Did you say, ‘Rising Stocks’?!” She yelled as they heard some sniffs
“Who is this?” She asked.
“I’m Onyx Heart. I’m Watchmi’s lover and Little Chaos’ Godfather or God babemama.” She said Cosplay sounded surprised.
“Oh… it's nice to meet you.” She said as Onyx smile
“I believe you saw my picture before and after. Without the bra and with the bra.” She said which surprised Cosplay. “My Watchmi’s bras are legit but I’m getting off track. I work as an investigator or a sleuth.” She said,
“A Sleuth?” Said Cosplay.
“Tell me everything you know about Rising Stocks?” She said,
“I believe we got our help.” Said Chaotic. “Thank you, Godlover Onyx.” He said.
The Next Day
Cosplay came out of the dorm house wearing an outfit she made. She was dressed as Tohru from Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid. “Oh… I hope he gets lost.” She said as Rarity came out seeing Cosplay’s outfit.
“Oh my… this is absolutely lovely.” She said, Cosplay smiled
“Thank you. Seamstresses different from you mostly insult my style and work.” She said as Rarity pouted.
“As much as I don’t see eye-to-eye with those shows and games, but I’ll admit, the details on how you made your outfit is amazing.” Said Rarity as they heard a helicopter and saw it coming down. “AHHHH!!! MY HAIR!” Rarity screamed as she ran inside.
“It’s him.” Said Cosplay sadly as it landed as Headmistresses Celestia & Luna came, looking mad as a crowd of students and staff appeared.
“What the hell is going on here?!” Screamed Luna as two men came out: an old yet mature and professional man and another old man but in shabby clothes you see gambling their money away.
“Who are you?” Demanded Celestia as Cosplay went to them.
“The shabby man is my father, and the other man is Rising Stocks.” She said angrily as they looked confused.
“Why are they here?” Asked Luna “We got complaints of the rotors from the helicopter blowing their skirts!” She yelled as Cosplay’s father went to them.
“I heard from your mother that this college is now co-ed.” He said Celestia and Luna looked at each other.
“Yes… it's true but why are you here?” Asked Celestia as she and Luna crossed their arms.
“I’m here to take my daughter back home.” He said as Cosplay hid behind Luna as she noticed Cosplay looking scared and sad.
“I failed to understand. Why are you taking your daughter out? She just started her first semester.” Said Luna as Cosplay’s father sneered at them.
“When I sent my daughter here, I was told this was an all-women’s college and the chances of boys is nil.” He said to them in an angry tone but a person in Pinkie Pie’s mascot outfit appeared with a boombox and started dancing.

Cosplay’s dad started to get annoyed by it “GET LOST!!!” He screamed as the mascot ignored him and continued dancing as 2 more costume mascots (One who looks like a pink unicorn with wings & and the other looks like a black horse with insect-like features) appeared and danced with her. “WHO ARE THEY?!” He yelled angrily.
“The dancing mascots of Pony U.” Said Cosplay as Luna and Celestia looked confused. “Besides, ‘Dad’ why do you care?” She said as her father grabbed her wrist “LET GO! YOU’RE HURTING ME!!!” She screamed as the mascot in Pinkie Pie’s costume danced close to them, snatching Cosplay from her father’s grip and dancing with her.
“GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!!!” He yelled as the Mascot in Pinkie’s outfit stopped the music, stopped Cosplay’s father, and did a judo throw on her father towards the bushes. GAAHHH!!!” He screamed as the other 2 mascots turned to Rising Stocks.
“This is starting to waste my time. Get in the helicopter, Miss Cosplay, immediately.” He said, Cosplay backed away.
“I’m afraid not!” Yelling a voice, the mascots turned to see a short woman with a huge chest as the mascot in Pinkie Pie’s outfit walked up to her.
“(Chaotic’s Voice) Onyx Heart!” Yelled the mascot as he hugged her as Onyx patted him on the shoulder.
“Hello Chaos, good to see you again.” She said as Chaotic removed his head to see her completely as Onyx gave him a kiss on the forehead. “Happy to see my baby's godkid.” She said which made Chaotic blush.
“Onny… you promise not to call me that.” He said.
“Sorry but I’m happy to see you again.” Said Onyx as she turned to Rising Stocks. “Rising Stocks, you are under arrest for illegal acts of corruption, abuse, surveillance, embezzling, blackmail, and multitude acts of forced marriage.” She said as Rising Stocks stared at her and laughed.
“And what evidence do you have that I have done any of those?” He said as Onyx smirked as she pulled out a flash drive from her sleeve.
“This flash drive contains all the data of your company.” She said, Rising Stocks frowned as 7 men in black suits appeared and surrounded her.
“Then I like my data back, immediately.” He said as Onyx smiled as she turned to Chaotic.
“Chaos, dear. I know I normally fight my own battles, but I can’t let this flash drive get damaged. Would you please be a dear to-”
“I understand.” He said as he put on his mascot head off as Rising Stocks turned to Chaotic.
“So… Pony U has officially gone co-ed.” He said, Chaotic looks silly. “And this… man is nothing but a foolish, immature child.” Chaotic felt offended.
“Well… if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say at all.” He said as Rising Stocks snapped his fingers.
“Break him.” One man attacks Chaotic, but he backs away and kicks Rising Stock’s bodyguard in the face. That shocked everyone in Pony U as Chaotic hopped back.
“Do we really need to fight?” Asked Chaotic, “I don’t want to make a bad image in my 1st semester.” He said as everyone stared at him as Rising Stocks snarled at him, “Also why all this? I mean, I thought it was mostly just convincing Cosplay’s dad to let her stay?” Rising Stocks couldn’t believe what he was hearing.
“Is this person dumb as fuck?” He said. Chaotic pouted hearing that.
“That’s rude, you know?”
“Shut the fuck up! I’m here to take my next wife home!” The crowd gasped in shock as Chaotic looked confused.
“Your wife?” He said, “I’m sorry to say this, but Zesty Gourmand isn’t here.” He said, some laughter that the old bag was married, but Rising Stocks got pissed off and marched towards Chaotic.
“WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! IT'S COSPLAY!” He screamed, which disgusts the women of Pony U as Chaotic was confused.
“What do you mean Cosplay is your wife? That can’t be right, she’s 30 years younger than you or…” He paused and looked at her, “35 years younger.” He said as Cosplay blushed a bit.
“I DIDN’T PAY 10 MILLION TO HER FATHER FOR HER!!!” He yelled as Chaotic punched him square in the face, sending him flying to the feet of the other 2 mascots.
“Sorry, but not sorry.” He said, “But disgusting. Treating people like things to be purchased like objects in a market.” The bodyguards snarled as they pulled out their batons as they charged at Chaotic as he had cheerleader batons as he twirled them with hands “GIVE ME A ‘K’!” He smacked one guard. “Give me a ‘A’!” He smacks another, “Give me a ‘hyphen’!” He yelled as he dodged, as the crowd looked confused. “Give me a ‘P’!” He kicked a bodyguard in the stomach. “Give me an ‘O’!” He jumped back “Give me a ‘W’!” He yelled as he gave them all a roundhouse kick “What’s that spell!” Chaotic yelled while marching in place as Rainbow, Pinkie and Sonata realized what he was spelling.
“KA-POW!!!” they yelled.
“KA-POW! KA-POW! KA-POW!” He yelled as Onyx laughed.
“He may be odd, but he always makes others laugh.” She said as they heard groaning as they turned to see Cosplay’s father getting up from the bushes as he was his future rich son-in-law in handcuffs.
“LET GO OF MY- GGGAAAHHH!!!” He screamed as the other mascot in pink hit Cosplay’s father with a taser as Cosplay’s father fell in the bushes, twitching.
“When does Pinkie own a taser?” Asked Chaotic as Pinkie appeared next to him.
“I don’t own a taser.” She said as Chaotic turned to her.
“Pinkie?” He then notices Sonata with Adagio & Aira “Wait… if you and Sonata are here… then… who are in those costumes?” Asked Chaotic as the 2 costumes mascots stood there. The one in black who had Rising Stocks handcuffs removes her head to reveal a tall woman with pure Black skin, long teal hair, and green eyes.
Celestia and Luna gasped at the sight of her as the other mascot removed her head to reveal a tall woman with light pink skin and long hair of 3 colors; dark purple, dark pink and light yellow and light purple eyes which Twilight gasped.
“Long time no see, Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon.” Said the woman with Black skin.
“Hi Twilight.”
“Chrysalis!” Yelled both Celestia and Luna.
“Cadance!” Screamed Twilight happily as she ran to hug her. Chaotic looked at them.
“Nice to meet you.” He said, “You two were good dancers.” Said Chaotic, Chrysalis raised her brow.
“I heard from Spitfire that you are Pony U’s 1st male student and asked her for aid in… confidential help. You made a good name for yourself.” She looked at the unconscious bodyguards “Also a bad one but… given that this is a criminal. I’ll give you some credit.” She said as Cadance and Twilight looked at each other.
“Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake. Clap your hands and do a little shake.” They said as Twilight blushed as she did it in front of Chaotic.
“Oh…” Said Twilight as she covered her face as Chaotic waved to Cadance.
“Nice to meet you.” He said as Cadance looked surprised.
“So this is the male student, Celestia and Luna told me about.” She said, “We cannot let Shining Armor know about you.” Said Cadance as Chaotic looked confused.
“Huh?” He said, Chrysalis coughed.
“Never mind that.” She said and introduced herself to Chaotic “I am Chrysalis. Dean of Crystal Prep and a police officer.”
“And I am Principal Cadance of Crystal Prep.” She said as she introduce herself to Chaotic “I’m also Twilight’s sister-in-law.” Chaotic looked at them.
“Crystal Prep…? The private school full of spoiled snobs who depend on their parents’ money?” He said as Chrysalis smirked.
“He piece together how Crystal Prep’s students’ are.” She said as Cadance frowned hearing that.
“Ugh… I wish I could change their personalities.” Said Cadance as Celestia and Luna walked up to them.
“What are you doing here, Dean Chrysalis?” Question Luna.
“Officer Chrysalis.” Chrysalis corrected her as Onyx walked up. “I got contact from a friend of mine about her getting the information and evidence to get Rising Stocks arrested.” She said as she lifted him up by the arms “He’s been dodging us for years but with the evidence we have, you’re going away indefinitely.” She said as she turned to Cosplay’s dad “Along with every parent who sold their daughter’s to him for money!” She said as police cars came as Chaotic put his mascot head back on. Many police officers came to collect Rising Stocks, along with arresting Rising Stocks’ bodyguards & Cosplay’s dad. “Also we are also collecting all the evidence of your domestic abuse on your wife & daughter, along with selling her to Rising Stocks. Your wife also filed for divorce, so there is no one waiting for a greedy monster like you.” She said as her fellow officers took him away and placed him in the car as Cosplay ran to Chaotic and hugged him.
“Thank you!” She said as Cadance whispered to Twilight.
“Don’t lose your chance. Shining isn’t here to stop you.” She said as Twilight turned red
“CADANCE!!!” She yelled as they heard loud music as Chaotic shaking some maracas.

“Let’s party!” He yelled as Pinkie and Sonata joined him as Chrysalis looked at him dumbfounded and turned to Celestia and Luna.
“Did you choose him as your 1st male student because of his personality or his dancing?” She asked as they turned red in anger towards her.
“His personality.” They both said in sync.
They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rhumba beat.
When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom
Sang Chaotic as he shake his hips as 4 in the crowd shake their hips, head, shoulders and chest.
6 Hours Later
Chaotic did his community service for the day as he went back to the basement for something we wanted to have. “Time for a nice hot shower.” He said as he went into the bathroom. Meanwhile, Pinkie and Sonata came out of the kitchen while each holding a cake, the others saw it and Tempest looked annoyed.
“Oh fuck… not another cake eating competition.” She said as they both stick their tongues out.
“Not this time!” Said Sonata.
“As much as it pains us.” Said Pinkie with tears in her eyes. “These cakes are for Chaotic and Cosplay!” She yelled happily. “This cake is for Cosplay. For staying in Pony U and no longer have her bad excuse of a daddy in her life again!” She said as the others hugged Cosplay.
“And this cake is for Chaotic who brought his God Babemama to help get the bad man arrested.” Said Sonata as she smiled, and Cosplay got up.
“I say we should surprise Chaotic 1st.” She said, “I mean if he didn’t call Miss Onyx Heart, I wouldn’t be here with all my friends.” Said Cosplay as Aria smirked.
“Fine. Let’s give the silly idiot his cake.” Spoke Aria as they all went to Chaotic’s basement to see it was empty.
“Where is he?” Said Applejack as she investigated one of the rooms to see nothing. “Empty.” Rarity looked in one.
“Empty but this will be my storage for my clothes.” She said as Rainbow looked at one to see a bed and furniture.
“Found his room.” She said but smirked to do something, but Fluttershy pulled on her ear.
“Do not even think about it.” She said as Starlight investigated one and gasped in shock. Adagio looked to see it was like a private room in a strip club. She pulled her away.
“That happens to be this dorm’s love room. Do not go in there until it's completely sanitized.” She said as Starlight looked confused until Adagio whispered about the origins of that room as she backed away from it. Trixie checked into another room.
“Nothing but I can’t help but blame that we never learn of this basement and get into an ultimate catfight for one of them.” She said as they looked at her. “What? I mean we would get into one for a second room.” They looked at the other door they never opened as Cosplay walked to it to see the doorknob jiggle as the door opened, steam came out to see Chaotic was drying his hair with a towel that covered his view, but he was all natural with music playing.

“Don’t you know that you can
Shine, Shine, Shine
And together we will
Shine, Shine, Shine
Be strong and you will
Shine, Shine, Shine
All the female roommates' eyes widened in shock as they looked down to see his manhood, which was exactly what Liam described it; Big, long, healthy, strong, and close to his knee. They all gasped as Chaotic stopped drying as he removed the towel and saw no one. “Huh… I thought someone was here… Nah! They wouldn’t barge in without knocking.” He said as he went in his room as they all came out of the sudden hiding places they made, and all ran to their rooms to scream but do their hobbies to forget immediately, if they can.
1 Hour Later
Chaotic was in the dining room waiting as he was eating a frozen pizza being heated up, alone. “Huh… I wonder where the others are?” He said as he pull his phone out and went to the chat group of Virgo’s Love House. Chaotic texted to them when they were coming to eat but all he got was ‘I’m on a diet’, ‘I’ll eat later’, & ‘I’m not hungry’. Chaotic got a bit sad but maybe think it’s only a one-time thing as he went to his room.
Twilight’s Dream
Twilight dressed as a librarian and was being given a missionary by Chaotic on a stack of books.
Rarity’s Dream
Rarity tied up in a rope bondage as she was being hung from the waist as Chaotic was giving her a force blowjob.
Rainbow Dash’s Dream
Rainbow was making out with Chaotic inside of a private shower in the gym as he was holding her as Rainbow wrapped her legs around his waist as he fucked her.
Fluttershy’s Dream
Fluttershy was naked and screaming in pleasure as Chaotic did her Doggy Style in the middle of the forest.
Applejack’s Dream
Applejack was naked inside a barn, blindfolded as Chaotic gave her a Full Nelson Anal.
Trixie’s Dream
Trixie was inside a magician’s magic box, along with a magician’s outfit. Her top was pull down exposing her breast as she was latching on to Chaotic as he was fucking her pussy.
Starlight’s Dream
Starlight was inside an expensive suite as she was being ass-fucked by Chaotic as she was being pressed on the window wall, exposing her naked self above the city.
Adagio’s Dream
Adagio was on the beach of an isolated island as she was being fucked by Chaotic in the Seashell position as they tongue kiss each other.
Aria’s Dream
Aria was screaming happily, she was on her back as between her legs as Chaotic had her in the piledriver position.
(ALL) “CHAOTIC! I LOVE YOU!”
All of them woke up in shock as they screamed in their pillows except for Cosplay, Pinkie Pie, Sonata Dusk and Fizzlepop Berrytwist, they were masturbating. Chaotic had Oreo in his room as he was sleeping but a tear escaped from his eye.
Location: UNKNOWN
Grand Pride was waiting in a room as a man appeared in a trench coat and hat that cover his face. "I take it you are Deep Research?" asked Grand Pride.
"(Deep Disguise Voice) I am. Why have you hired me for?" He asked as Grand Pride pull a picture of Chaotic.
"I wish to hired you for your service. To search for this person's birth parents." He said, Deep Research narrowed his eyes.
"You call me for my service to find this man's parents?" He said angrily.
"Listen, this man has been a pain in my ass." He said and pulled a pictures of Chaotic's moms. "He's adopted by these lusty sisters and he's the only thing cockblocking me from happy lust!" He yelled at Deep Research rolled his eyes.
"Of course and you want to find his birth parents to get some hot asses." He said as Grand Pride gave him a check of $10,000 "Ugh... fine... I'm in need for cash." Said Deep Research took the check. "It will take time." He said
"Just DO IT!" Yelled Grand Pride as he walked away.
"Fine... just go pleasure yourself with a blow-up doll." Said Deep Research as he pulled a file from his coat showing a picture of Chaotic but as an child. "You're not the only one who wants to know his birth parents." He said as he walked away into the shadows.
Author's Note
Oh boy... that was a hard chapter with more than 3 subjects in a chapter. The next chapter will mostly involve the detective, Deep Research where he'll be collecting information about Chaotic's birth parents. Also before I forget, here's Cadance and Chrysalis' bust sizes
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