A Herd for a Nerd

Of all of Dusk Shine’s heroic friends, the stallion Henry most wanted to “meet” was Applejack. Mere months ago, Henry had been standing next to Solaris on that Ponyville podium, welcoming in the Summer Sun Celebration (solely as the ambassador from Earth, of course, not as the prince’s favoured cumdumpster!) His heart had skipped a beat as he’d caught a glimpse of a perfect, apple covered flank gleaming in the crowd. He’d vowed to find that beautiful stallion at the party that night and try for a hookup. Too bad that moments later Nightmare Moon had returned and delivered the ultimate cockblock by reigning eternal night upon Equestria. Henry hadn’t even been properly introduced to Applejack, and he... honestly, primarily his dick... was anxious for a reunion.

As he walked down the dusty road to Sweet Apple Acres, Henry told himself that he had to be careful. His natural love for pranks and sexy games was a perfect fit for Bubble Berry’s personality, but Applejack was known as the Element of Honesty, and he wouldn’t take kindly to the same kind of treatment. Henry knew it was more important to get Applejack into Dusk Shine’s bed than to fulfill his own fantasies of the adonic earth pony. He knew he should just sit down, explain the situation, and ask Applejack to work together with him like two mature adults.

Henry knew all of these things, really he did! But one glimpse of Applejack close up and he just didn’t care...

It was a meeting hardly fit for a pinup calendar. Rather than laying seductively on a bale of hay, balancing a slice of apple pie à la mode upon his perfect flank, Applejack was standing before a broken barn door, holding a hammer in his mouth, trying to nail two pieces of splintered wood together with a glare of pure frustration. Despite the early hour his mane was tangled and dampened with sweat. Yet something about his bearing and his confidence made him the most attractive guy in Equestria at that moment. Honest, hard working, reliable... this sturdy provider would make the perfect husband for Dusk Shine and Bubble Berry!

Henry’s jaw dropped and his dick, softened by the long walk, went right back to “condition red.” A glimpse from afar was nothing — this was the real deal! Those powerful glutes needed to be wedged around either side of Henry’s face, as soon as possible! That flowing amber mane needed tender brushing, that perfect jawline needed firm and repeated kissing! Henry would make that gentle, innocent face utter the lewdest noises Equestria had ever heard, once he had his way with this hunky farmcolt!

Applejack gazed upwards at the quivering human. “Oh, howdy,” he noted casually. “Yer Henry, right?”

“Y-yes, sir...” Henry whimpered, utterly overwhelmed by the tiny, yet unutterable masculine pony god before him. Dusk Shine must be truly oblivious, to pass this up when it was offered to him, steaming on a silver platter!

“‘Sir?’” Applejack raised an eyebrow, musing for a moment. “Heh, yer polite, fer a city feller. I like it!” Applejack pointed at Henry’s hands. “Can ya hold a hammer with them things? I been tryin’ ta drive this one nail all mornin’, an’ it’s put me severely behind schedule.”

“Anything for you, Applejack.” Henry practically swooned as he took the hammer from Applejack’s mouth, barely resisting the temptation to suggestively lick the earth pony’s saliva from all around the smooth wooden shaft.

“Awright, ya just get in here while I hold the brace...” Henry flexed his muscles and drove nails wherever Applejack pointed with a hoof. He’d had never been handy back on Earth, but he definitely knew how to pound things! In mere minutes, the unlikely duo had reinforced the barn door and left it as good as new.

Applejack stepped back and adjusted his cowboy hat. “Well if that don’t beat all,” he marvelled. “Now I’m ahead o’ schedule! Henry, if ya ever tire o’ livin’ in the castle, I’d love ta put ya ta work here on Sweet Apple Acres. Say, whacha doin’ here in Ponyville, anyhoo?”

Henry painfully forced down all the thoughts that came to mind when the farm pony said “put ya to work.” The smell of oiled leather, the jingling of spurs, the swoosh of a lasso and the crack of a whip... Eenope! That’s not what he meant! Got to focus on the mission!

“Solaris sent me down here,” he explained. “You see, I was just having some sexy fun with Bubble Berry, and—”

With a growl, Applejack roughly shoved Henry against the freshly repaired door of the barn. The human felt his dick begin to throb in his trousers as he was ponyhandled by the powerful stallion, but the anger in Applejack’s voice showed that playtime was the furthest thing from his mind.

“Listen here, human, I don’t care what orders Solaris gave ya. Bubble Berry’s a sweet an’ innocent stallion who don’t know nothin’ bout love, an’ if he tells me ya broke his heart, I‘m breakin’ yer whole dang body. Now, what exactly did you two do together?”

“I-I sucked his cock.”

Applejack’s attitude softened as Henry confessed to a morning’s oral antics. “Naturally,” he opined. “Wouldn’t be neighbourly if ya didn’t!”

“I rimmed him.”

“Heh, tough ta resist when it‘s winkin’ at ya, ain’t it?”

“I may have also fucked his butt.”

“Hrm, maybe ya ain’t so bad after all... did he have a good time?”

“A bucket of cum down my throat says he did.” Henry rubbed his stomach with satisfaction.

“An’ ya kept it casual? No promises o’ eternal love or whatnot?”

“I believe I said ‘friends with benefits.’”

Applejack released his would-be victim, letting him drop to the ground. “Awright, I guess yer on the level. Sorry I was sore with ya, it’s just that I don’t want mah friend cryin’ one single tear. Bubble Berry’s a real cinnamon roll... that reminds me, ya should try his cinnamon rolls.”

Henry got up to his feet and dusted himself off. “I appreciate your honesty, Applejack, so I’m going to be honest with you. Stretching out Bubble’s ‘cinnamon roll’ is more of a side quest for me. Solaris actually sent me here to get Dusk Shine laid. That’s why I went to talk to Bubble... and now you.”

“I see...” A dark frown passed over Applejack’s face. “Well, ta be honest with ya, I been workin’ on poppin’ Dusk’s apple mahself.”

“Huh? His apple?”

“Some folks call it a cherry, but Dusk is so durn cute, I reckon he can’t have nothin’ but an apple, no sir!”

“It sounds like you’ve been bobbing for Dusk’s apple, but you haven’t caught anything yet. Just relax, and let me show you what guys like...” Henry moved to kiss the fit farm pony, but his well moisturized lips were blocked by a firm hoof that smelled of dirt and hard work.

“Hold up there, sugarcube. Ya ain’t half bad lookin’, but yer a mite forward. I ain’t no Bubble Berry, in fact, I‘m savin’ mah first kiss fer Dusk. Maybe it sounds ol’ fashioned ta yer Canterlot ears, but I‘m thinkin’ marriage.”

“Oh, how romantic! Does Dusk know about your feelings?”

Applejack awkwardly hoofed at the dirt, ignoring the question. “Eeyup, marriage, right an’ proper an’ legal. Can’t afford no fancy diamond, but I do got one special ‘ring’ I been keepin’ pure an’ virgin.” The well built stallion sighed like a romantic schoolfilly. “An’ now I done met the stallion I been savin’ it fer. Can’t wait ta slip mahself right round his dong on our weddin’ day...”

“You mean your wedding night, right?” Henry asked the sturdy stud of a farm pony.

“Heck no! Who wants ta wait fer nighttime? Dusk is goin’ up mah hay chute the second I say ‘I do!’” Applejack stamped and blew warm air from his nostrils. “Gotta say, I‘m gettin’ mighty twitchy, savin’ it for mah one true love. Seems like Ponyville’s just drenched in sex recently.”

“Oh, really?” Henry’s hand crept up Applejack’s barrel and slowly drifted down towards his flank, giving scritches as it went.

“Eeyup,” Applejack confirmed sourly. “Rainbow Blitz an’ Butterscotch blastin’ at each other’s plots day an’ night, Bubble Berry suckin’ every dick in town, an’ Elusive doin’ whatever the heck Elusive does.” Applejack gazed out over his orchards at distant Ponyville and frowned. “Consarn it, Dusk, when ya gonna pop the question?”

“Maybe I can relieve some of that tension. Have you ever considered being on top? That way you could have some fun and still save your ‘ring’ for Dusk.”

“Naw, I tried it once with a mare, an’... well, I’m too dang big. Wouldn’t never get off if good ol’ Bubble Berry didn’t go round suckin’ every dick in town, an’ I’m fully aware I just complained bout that very thing.”

Henry quivered with excitement. Too dang big was just big enough, as far as he was concerned! The alicorn magic that protected his innards meant he could take even the most ludicrously oversized horsecocks up his ass without a single care. Bigger dicks just meant more pressure on his P-spot, a tighter fit for his partner, and harder orgasms for Henry himself.

That such a handsome, well built stallion should also be incredibly hung was too much to hope for! He had to see this record breaking stallionhood with his own eyes! Oh, the pleasures he could show this innocent country stud...

“Hey, Henry! Equestria to Henry!”

“Er, yeah?”

“Ya mind explainin’ why yer hand is squeezin’ mah flank like a ripe melon in the market?”

“Errr... dick inspection?” was the only thing that popped into Henry’s mind. The real reason — that Applejack’s flank was the most squeezable thing in Equestria — sure wouldn’t hold water!

Applejack didn’t shy away or kick the human back to Canterlot, but he couldn’t hide the skepticism in his voice as his eyes shadowed over. “Dick in what now?”

“It’s against the law to have a bigger dick than Prince Solaris,” Henry bluffed frantically. He didn’t mention that the law hadn’t been enforced for centuries, or that the only “punishment” was a night in the royal fuckchambers. “As Solaris’ friend, when I hear a stallion boasting about his size, it’s my duty to investigate.”

Applejack whinnied with distress. “I weren‘t boastin’, Henry! It’s a huge, throbbin’ problem for me! I wish I had a cute lil’ twiglet! Maybe then Dusk wouldn’t be scared o’ lettin’ me keep him warm an’ cozy nights!”

“That’s as may be,” Henry stated firmly, “but you’re under royal suspicion of being excessively hung, and I must carry out your inspection. I promise I’ll protect your virginity, but I will need to arouse you to a full erection. Will you let me do that voluntarily, or do I need to get out the hoofcuffs?”

When confronted with a higher authority, Applejack melted and became servile and submissive. “Gosh, hem, we Apples have always been law-abidin’ folk. Ain’t there some way we can sort this out? C’mon, give it to me straight.”

“I’m afraid that’s the one way I can’t give it to you, Applejack. Legs spread, please.” The trembling stallion instantly obeyed and Henry began a light tease with his hands, stroking the sheath, running a finger around the swelling and protruding head of Applejack’s shaft as his fateful erection slipped out and stiffened. All the while Henry kept one hand roving around Applejack’s enormous ball sack, fondling and squeezing. Nothing got a pony stiff quite like a firm, yet gentle grope to the crown jewels!

“Wow, these things are huge...” Henry marvelled, appreciating his new toys.

“I-is that illegal, too?” Beads of fragrant sweat burst out all over Applejack’s body, adding just the right tang to the natural scent of his obscenely heavy nuts. “Artemis won’t like it,” Henry informed, carefully sniffing each perfect, masculine orb. “He prides himself on having the largest pair in Equestria. Have you been having bad dreams since his return?”

“Most every night, seems like,” Applejack admitted. His mind flashed back to just a few hours ago, when he’d been groveling for mercy before the throne of the cruel Prince Dusk Shine, begging to do anything to save Sweet Apple Acres from royal seizure. That sneering conqueror had taken the ultimate liberties with the farm pony’s untouched body... and Applejack had loved every moment! He shuddered to think of the awkward scene if little Apple Buck had caught him stuffing his soiled sheets into the washing machine!

“Oh, dear, oh, dear,” Henry tsked as the true length and girth of the Element of Honesty’s phallic treachery was revealed. Applejack, for all his bulk and muscle, was no alicorn, merely a cuddly little guy who hardly reached the level of Henry’s waist. Yet his cock was the largest specimen the human had ever seen! Solaris himself would have fainted with shock... if he didn’t pass out first from cramming that monster down his royal throat!

“Is it really that bad?” Applejack’s voice croaked.

Henry cooed over the stallion slab as he gently stroked it. “Not only is it huge, it’s perfectly shaped. It’s incredibly stiff, and your veins are beautiful. The flare is a masterpiece.” Henry gently kissed down Applejack’s shaft. “Such raw, barely restrained power. I’m afraid you have the most wonderful cock in Equestria — a sculpture of pleasure from tip to base.”

Applejack stomped a hoof, inadvertently slapping his powerful shaft against Henry’s grateful face. “Aw, horseapples! That doggone law ain’t fair! I can’t help what I got tween mah legs! Now Solaris is g-gonna take mah Element away! I done let Dusk Shine down, an’ Equestria too!”

Henry frowned as he began to feel bad about tricking this innocent pony. Bubble Berry would have smiled slyly and started playing along, yet it seemed Applejack believed everything he heard so long as it came with the royal stamp of approval.

“You’re right, Applejack,” he confessed, trying to come clean. “That law isn’t fair. I’ll talk to Solaris when I return to Canterlot, and ask him to repeal it.”

Applejack sniffled. “Thank ya, Henry, but it’s too late fer me. Ya caught me, an’ now I‘m nothin’ but a no good lawbreaker... a downright varmint...”

“I haven’t technically measured you yet,” Henry suggested. “Why don’t you hide your cock up my butt until it goes soft?” Henry tugged down his pants and flaunted his rump in Applejack’s face, drawing a snort of hot breath and a lewd expression of sensual interest. “If Solaris asks any questions, I’ll just say I was overcome by passion and I couldn’t finish the examination. It won’t be your fault.”

Applejack scratched his head. “Makes sense ta me! But, are ya sure ya can take it?”

Henry shrugged. “You’re not that much bigger than Solaris, and he ploughed my fields five times yesterday.” He tossed a saddle blanket over a bale of hay and bent over in Solaris’ favourite position, reaching back to spread his cheeks. “Show me what you’ve got, big boy.”

“Awright,” Applejack shrugged. “I’ll do it, ta save the Apple family name.” He spat on Henry’s asshole, hitting the bulls eye with perfect precision. “A lil’ bit o’ lube, and...”

“Wait, that’s not nearly enough—GRAAAH!”

Applejack leapt forward and with one thrust shoved half of his gigantic horse cock into Henry’s ass. If it weren’t for Solaris’ protective spell this would have been the end for him, squirting a final load even as he was ripped apart. As it was, Henry felt only pleasure, the feeling of fullness and the joy of being thoroughly dominated. Of course, Applejack wasn’t done — in fact, the naive farmcolt was just getting started!

“Unnng! Unnng!” With every mighty thrust, Applejack shoved another meaty inch of stallion up Henry’s endlessly flexible ass. He pulled out over and over, but only so he could put more momentum behind his hips the next time he snapped them forward. The feeling was everything he’d dreamed of. After years of cock shock, rejections, and “how about a hoofjob,” Applejack was finally fucking a real live hole! It was warm, wet, and tight. Everything he’d heard about mare twat was doubly true of the magically enhanced bussy between this cute human’s buns!

In the meantime, Henry grunted deep in his chest as he was filled like never before. Perhaps his big mouth had gotten ahead of his ass! When Solaris took him, the powerful Prince was always gentle and loving, leaning down with his horsey lips brushing against Henry’s ear to whisper the most tender endearments as he slowly claimed his lover. Applejack’s cock was definitely bigger, and the inexperienced stud knew no other way of fucking except hard, thick and fast. No sounds came from the young stallion’s mouth as he hammered his cock home except hard, animalistic pants and grunts. Within a minute Applejack was fully sheathed within his new human cocksleeve, and then the thrusting really began.

Deep breathing exercises were the only way Henry could stay sane. Repetitive groaning was all he could hear, the packed dirt and straw of the barn the only thing his struggling hands could grasp, the brutal, ecstatic pummelling of his anus the sole sensation he could target his focus on. Applejack’s huge balls spanked viciously against Henry’s own delicate eggs, pounding them and punishing him for daring to deceive the Element of Honesty. Henry had made this bed, and now he had to get laid in it!

A seeming eternity passed with Henry’s mind in a swirling netherworld of unrelenting, pounding pleasure. Never before had he felt a stallion go this hard inside him for so long. Even Solaris couldn’t resist the pulling suction of his tight human butt for more than a few minutes. The heavenly pressure of earth pony cock against his prostate would have made Henry squirt his load ten times over, if it weren’t for Solaris’ dumb chastity spell! He had to do something — he couldn’t take much more of this!

By mustering all of his concentration, Henry was finally able to stretch a hand forward and feebly tap Applejack’s straining front legs. The earth pony stud smiled even as he continued his rampant pounding of the human’s poor, abused rectum. “Howdy there, Henry,” he said cheerfully. “Hope yer havin’ as much fun as I am!”

“A-are you going to cum? A-anytime soon?”

Applejack paused his thrusts with his arm thick dick buried to the nuts up Henry’s posterior. “Oh, ya had enough?”

“Y-yeah...” The man who’d conquered Solaris himself had to admit defeat to a mere farm pony. “I can’t feel my legs...”

Applejack slapped his forehead. “Shucks, I feel like the rooster who slept til noon! Overstayin’ mah welcome, that ain’t no way ta treat a friend! Seems I was off in mah own lil’ world, thinkin’ bout how nice it’ll be once me an’ Dusk are married.” Applejack gazed down at the quivering, impaled human beneath him. “How’d ya like me ta finish?”

“Please... inside...” Despite his tenderized insides, Henry couldn’t resist the thought of being filled to bursting with hot apple cream!

“Well, I will happily oblige.” Applejack tipped his hat and carried on bucking his hips like an out of control mechanical bull. “Ain‘t nothin’ like droppin’ a load, right? Bustin’ a nut? Sowin’ the seed? Fillin’ the cistern? Sendin’ the foals ta work? Waterin’ the app—”

“JUST CUM, ALREADY!”

“Whoo-wee!”

A flood of hot, viscous liquid surged forth into Henry’s bowels, clogging his intestines as Applejack frantically fucked a growing volume of spew further into his limp, conquered body. The earth pony groaned and cried out in pleasure as his dry spell was finally brought to a wet end, courtesy of one very generous human.

Henry’s stomach swelled obscenely with farm pony protein, and for a moment he swore he could even feel Applejack’s pulses of goo splatter against his back teeth. Such was anatomically quite impossible, but so was the very idea that a cock like Applejack’s could possibly fit in Henry’s body, let alone pleasurably. Solaris’ protective magic was mysterious indeed, and who knew what cartoonishly improbable perversions might be seen on an average day in Equestria?

“Whoo! Thank ya kindly, Henry.” Applejack slipped his softening cock out of the human’s anus and tipped his hat as his penis slowly sheathed into his messy crotch, hiding the secret of his illicitly gargantuan prick. He slapped Henry’s now loose and sloppy ass as if dismissing a hooker he’d bought and paid for. “Awright, now git. Sun‘s gettin’ high, and ya got three more stallions ta fuck. I reckon Butters an’ Blitz will fly right inta bed with ya, but I ain’t never understood Elusive.”

“H-how did you know my plan?” Henry curled up on the barn’s dirt floor, leaking oceans of pure steaming Applejack from his gaping ass, gently massaging the feelings back into his legs.

“It’s obvious, ain’t it? We’re all in love with Dusk, an’ ya wanna get us all in the same place so he can stop fidgetin’, and make a dang decision fer once. He’ll choose me, o’ course, but we gotta be fair bout it.” Applejack nodded with satisfaction. “As for the fuckin’... well, I saw how ya operated on me with that cheezy ‘dick inspection’ line.” Applejack placed a powerful hoof on Henry’s ass and began applying pressure. “Don’t ya ever lie ta me again, Henry.”

“Y-yes, sir, I’m sorry...” Henry whimpered.

Applejack gratefully lifted his hoof from Henry’s rump, leaving the indent of a steel horseshoe to decorate one cheek like the human’s own personal cutie mark. “Awright, ya apologized, we kin stay friends. Now, where we meetin’?”

Henry slowly climbed back up onto his shaking feet. “Elusive’s boutique, at tea time,” he stated weakly.

“I’ll be there just as soon as I finish mah chores.” Applejack pointed out directions with a hoof. “Now, Butterscotch’s cottage is just yonder, at the edge o’ the Everfree, an’ Rainbow Blitz usually ain’t too far away.” Applejack trotted out of the barn, then paused and turned his head towards Henry. “Hey, an’ if ya wanna squeeze mah flank, just do it, don’t make up some lame excuse.”

In an instant, Henry was on his knees, submissively worshipping before the masculine altar known as Applejack’s plot. Both of his hands sank into close cropped fur, feeling the glorious, powerful muscles of a well toned rump. He took a deep breath of the earth pony’s powerful sweat, marvelling at the firmness of the compact flesh and the tight, virgin pucker he saw nestled deep between the cheeks as he gently tugged them apart. This ass was so different from Solaris’ pampered posterior, with its hypnotizing bounce and endless jiggle. A spank that would set the Prince’s jello to wobbling for days would hardly budge this solid hunk of flesh! Which was better? Which to choose?

Why not both? Henry had been a good boy all year and he deserved a special Hearth’s Warming treat, even though it was only summer! Why shouldn’t he keep the two finest plots in Equestria within easy reach, ready at any time to squeeze, to grope, to sniff and kiss and—

“Awright, that’s enough, I gotta feed the pigs.” Applejack trotted away without a word, leaving the human alone in the barn, swimming in the smell of musk and apple laced cum.

Henry sat down tenderly on the bale Applejack had claimed him on, and performed more deep breathing exercises to gain control of his agonizing boner and freshly obliterated butt hole. He’d been lucky so far, but he’d only seduced two of Dusk’s friends, and that meant three more adorable stallions to plow (or be plowed by!) before his dick had even the slimmest chance of relief.

“Hang in there, big guy,” he looked down and whispered to his faithful sidekick as he pulled his trousers up his shaking legs. “You’ll be nutting right up Dusk Shine’s fat ass once he sees the light.” A single twitch and a dollop of pre leaking into Henry’s briefs served as acknowledgement, and the human set off towards Butterscotch’s cottage, resuming his royal quest...