A Herd for a Nerd

As Henry slowly fought through tall grass towards Butterscotch’s cottage, he found himself waving and slapping at the insects that swarmed out from the Everfree Forest in endless clouds, seemingly just to target his sweaty face. It wasn’t fair! A guy like him was meant to be put to use indoors, lounging on a pillow and feeding cake to his handsome Prince, not trekking all over Equestria just to carry out some silly friendship quest!

Just as he was despairing of ever getting it on with another fun loving pony-boy, a multicoloured blur whizzed in front of Henry’s face, and suddenly halted to reveal a dream come true. Here was a fit, petite pegasus with an infectious grin, his mane and tail worthy of a Pride parade. Why, this hot little twink could be none other than Rainbow Blitz himself!

“Hey, dude, do you wanna race?” asked Blitz with a sneer.

“Erm...” Henry had to admit he’d been neglecting his cardio recently, spending his time in the royal gym toning up the muscle mass that Solaris loved to kiss so very tenderly. Even in top form, he couldn’t imagine winning a race against an average pegasus, let alone the infamous Rainbow Blitz. Besides which, the royal reaming Applejack had just delivered to his insides had his knees still shaking. Perhaps there was another way into Blitz’s racing shorts?

“That doesn’t seem fair,” he probed. “Aren’t you supposed to be the fastest pony in Equestria?”

“Yeah, the fastest pony. Want to see how you measure up, human?” Rainbow Blitz looked around for eavesdroppers and flapped forward to whisper in Henry’s ear. “Let’s race to Butterscotch’s cottage. If you win, I’ll be your sex slave all day long.”

Henry looked the svelte pegasus up and down, picturing him in a cute leather collar, lapping at a pet bowl filled with milk... or was it filled with something else? “Sex slave, eh?”

“That’s right! My hot future-Wonderbolt body will be all yours! You can do whatever you want with me, even if it’s gay! You could even m-m-make me kiss you! Ugh, so gross! Mushy and gay!” Despite his words, the pegasus seemed to grin happily at the thought. “So, are you in?”

“But what if you win?”

Blitz scoffed. “You’re not going to win, so it doesn’t even matter!”

Henry squeezed his eyes shut. Blitz’s twisted logic was hurting his brain. “If you win, do I have to be your sex slave?” he asked. The switchy human wouldn’t mind spending the rest of the day catering to the pint sized athlete’s every whim... not one bit! But he had an assignment from Prince Solaris, the only pony in Equestria more egotistical than Rainbow Blitz, and he couldn’t let his royal lover down.

“Huh? Th-that’s dumb!” Blitz stuttered and blushed. “I don’t need a sex slave! I get laid all the time, with m-mares! Hot mares, with big teats! See you at the finish line, loser!” Without even an “on your marks,” Rainbow Blitz turned and sped away from the human, his incredible velocity leaving a prismatic trail of pegasus magic behind him.

“Aww, dang...” Henry muttered. One way or the other, he had to bed this cute little lunkhead, and for now that meant playing along with his silly games. Running through the grass as best he could, Henry followed the diminishing rainbow trail for about a kilometre until he stumbled upon a quaint cottage in a clearing surrounded by ancient trees and many patches of colourful wildflowers. It was truly a peaceful sight worthy of the finest oil painting... except for the sweaty, multicoloured pegasus doing stretches in midair and cackling at him.

“Hey, slowpoke!” Rainbow Blitz cackled. “You lose! Hahahah!”

Henry gasped for breath, his chest heaving and his legs burning. “All right,” he groaned, utterly unable to deny the obvious. “You beat me. What do you want?”

“Huh? What do I want?” Rainbow Blitz facehoofed as he suddenly realized his own ego had made a mess of his “clever” plan to become Henry’s sex slave. “I want... another race! Double or nothing!”

“That’s not fair,” Henry protested. “I’m in no shape to race. How about another contest?”

“Ooh, yeah, I like it.” Rainbow Blitz zipped rapidly from place to place, hovering for an instant at a time in uncontrolled excitement. “It’ll be like a biathlon. N-not that I’m bi! That’s just what they call it!” Suddenly Blitz halted his one-pony Wonderbolts show and put a hoof to his chin thoughtfully. “What’ll it be, Henry? How will the awesome Rainbow Blitz defeat you this time? Hoof wrestling? Cider drinking? Not reading?”

“What if we see who’s got the biggest dick?”

Blitz kicked his stubby legs in the air as tears of laughter fell like rain. “Ha! Hahahah! Get ready to lose, loser! I heard humans have tiny dicks!”

“If you’re so confident, then let me see it.” Henry knew he was taking a big risk, but he had a hunch. Every insecure loudmouthed jock he’d hooked up with on Grindr was insecure for the very same reason... “If you lose, you’ll be my sex slave, and if you win, I’ll happily be your dom for the day.”

Blitz’s fast-racing mind flew right over the logical paradox that had tripped Henry. “Yeah, that sounds awesome!” he agreed. The pegasus lay back in midair and spread his muscular hind legs, exposing his growing, shifting package to the human. “Check it out, dude! Ten big inches! All the mares love it!”

Henry smiled, his hunch was confirmed. Rainbow Blitz was definitely on the smaller side for a stallion. His petite penis hardly even needed to unsheath! But like Blitz himself, it was a whole lot of fun wrapped up in a tight little package: aerodynamic and sleek, with delicate veins and a smooth set of testicles. The cocky pegasus would make a splendid addition to Dusk Shine’s friendship harem, once he set his ego aside and accepted his destiny as a pillow biting bottom for his egghead friend!

“Ten inches! Not bad.” Henry raised an eyebrow and let Blitz in on a dirty little secret. “I had a boyfriend once who didn’t pack half this much.”

“R-really?”

“Oh, yeah, he was a big, beefy bear with an itty bitty wiener. He was a great kisser, though. We made it work.”

“Whoa, you did it with a bear?”

“No, he was...” Henry despaired of explaining human slang to this featherbrained twink. “Here, let me show you what we used to do together.” The human reached eagerly for the puny pegasus prick that bobbed before him.

“Hey, don’t touch it! Unless you really want to... ohmygosh!”

Henry did want to! He cooed over the diminutive treat, gently stroking it with one hand. He held Blitz’s hip firmly in the other and gently tugged the hovering pegasus downward, bringing the athlete’s cock into contact with his own. The two rival pricks boastfully spat precum onto each other, even as two sets of balls rubbed gently together. It was almost like frotting with another human, a feeling Henry hadn’t enjoyed for years!

“Ooh, ten inches of pony meat...” Henry let out an exaggerated moan. “So big, so masculine. But do you know what’s bigger than ten inches, Blitzie? Ten... and... a... half.”

Yes, Henry’s swollen head poked just a bit further up Rainbow Blitz’s barrel than the Element of Loyalty’s own straining cock. As for girth, there was simply no comparison. The human’s fat stallion pleaser was nearly twice as big around as Blitz’s slender dong. Blitz could barely even see his pride and joy, buried as it was beneath the weight of superior human cock. In truth, that equine micropenis would have been the highlight of most any gay porn scene back on Earth — it was just Blitz’s bad luck that he’d been born in Equestria!

“Who wins the bet, Blitzie?” Henry asked teasingly.

Rainbow Blitz gulped, ashamed of having to admit his loss to a mere human. “That—it’s not fair!” he sputtered, his wings fluttering with embarrassment. “I’m not totally hard!”

“Is that so? Then I’ll just have to make you totally hard.” Henry wrapped his arms around the svelte pegasus, drew his muzzle close and kissed him passionately, like a long lost lover. Human and pony lips were a dangerous combination, and whenever they met, sparks were sure to fly! Blitz grunted, strained, bucked his hips and pushed his tongue greedily into Henry’s mouth. Bit by bit, his cock swelled and grew until it boasted a flare that pooled with precum dripped onto it from Henry’s prick.

The cute jock blushed frantically as he finally confessed his feelings. “Henry, oh gosh, your kisses... you make me feel like the biggest stud around!”

“Ooh, sorry, babe.” Henry measured the difference between their malehoods with two fingers that nearly touched. “A solid effort, but it looks like I’m the biggest stud around here.”

“This sucks!” Rainbow Blitz pressed hooves to his head with ultimate frustration. “I’ve got the smallest dick in Equestria! Everypony laughs at me!” The defeated jock thrust out his taut rump at Henry and wiggled it back and forth as he weeped. “You might as well climb on top of me and make me your mare!”

Henry reached out to stroke that yummy hovering flank. “Blitz, sweetie, please don’t feel bad. Your dick is beautiful, I was just teasing—”

“I said climb on top and make me your mare!” Blitz growled and frowned as he shook his rump, seemingly insisting on burying the shame of his loss with what he thought of as a deserved humiliation. Henry just shook his head. The poor little guy needed to learn that size wasn’t everything, and if Dusk Shine wasn’t willing to teach that friendship lesson, Professor Henry would just have to step in!

“Naw, I have a better idea...” Henry authoritatively gripped both of Rainbow Blitz’s hips and firmly turned him onto his back in midair. The human lifted the surprised pegasus with both hands cupped under his tight tush, took the diminutive flare of his blue cock into his mouth and began to stroke it with his tongue as he bobbed his head deeper and deeper onto the shaft.

“W-what are you doing?” Blitz squawked.

Henry popped up for air and gazed hungrily into Rainbow Blitz’s eyes. “Isn’t this how a mare should be treated? Tenderly, gently, with love?” He covered Rainbow Blitz’s dick with kisses, tending to every vein and ridge before slipping it back into his mouth and easily taking that tiny blue masterpiece to the root. Good things certainly came in small packages, and small packages were destined to cum in Henry’s mouth!

“Oooh.... oh gosh, Henry!” Blitz’s wings flapped desperately as he writhed in utter pampered cock service. Of course it wasn’t his first deepthroat, (you practically couldn’t suck Rainbow Blitz’s cock without deepthroating it!) but there was something magical about the firm oral grip and thin stroking tongue of a human. Blitz wanted more of this... he wanted this pleasure every day! And all he had to do was admit deep in his heart that he, Rainbow Danger Blitz, the coolest, fastest, most awesome pony in Equestria, was g— was g— no, don’t take it away!

Again Henry popped his mouth off of that horny flare and tongued the shaft, looking deep into Rainbow Blitz’s desperate eyes. “Does my mare like it when I suck on her big, strong clitty?”

“Eep?” squeaked Blitz, as he immediately came in Henry’s mouth. High pitched whinnies of pleasure surged from his deceptively plump lips as his dick erupted forth with its usual offering: three quick pumps of a thin, broth like liquid, quickly swallowed to vanish down a human’s throat.

N-not that it mattered how much he came! A real stud didn’t need huge loads to spread his mighty seed. Why, a single one of those speedy swimmers was enough to leave any mare heavy with a rainbow-coloured foal! Not that Rainbow Blitz had ever bred a mare, in fact, it was the one irresponsible thing the reckless pegasus couldn’t imagine doing! He wasn’t ready to be a dad! No, he always stuck to anal, just to be safe...

Unaware of this mental turmoil in the stallion he was servicing, Henry licked up the last drops from the retreating blue flare and smiled. “Mmm, such a deep, rich flavour. You’re a real treat, Rainbow Blitz.”

Despite the sincere compliment, as his post nut clarity dawned the competitive long distance racer cursed himself for his lack of stamina where it counted. He was already a laughingstock among Ponyville’s mares for being so “fast” — why did being called a mare hasten his premature orgasm even more?

And Henry wasn’t done! The experience of blowing Equestria’s coolest stallion had naturally made his own cock stiff as never before, and from the way the human was reaching down beneath Rainbow Blitz’s dangling balls in search of a ponut, Blitz didn’t like where Henry intended to stuff that thing. Actually, he did, but he didn’t! But he did, but... eeyup, he definitely did! He just couldn’t let the human know about his secret, naughty butt sex shame! He’d have to play it cool...

“I-I’ve never done this before...” he whispered as a single finger stroked his crack, sending his sensitive flesh quivering. “Please be gentle...”

The wet greasiness Henry found between Rainbow Blitz’s cheeks belied these ludicrous claims in an instant. “Dude, are you already lubed?” Henry stated with disbelief.

“Y-yeah, it’s performance lube, duh! All the Wonderbolts wear it! It’s not sexual at all!”

“And there’s a butt plug... with a message?” Henry tugged the surprising large wooden plug out of Blitz’s plot, leaving his hole pink and gaping in a heart shape, at the perfect size to accommodate a thick human pony pleaser. “It says Take good care of my Blitzie, and please remember to tug his wings. Do you know anything about this?”

“I-I forgot I was wearing that! Butterscotch made me put it in, as a dare!”

“Oh, so you don’t want your wings tugged while I fuck your ass?”

Rainbow Blitz scratched his head. “Is that a trick question?”

“Come here, you cutie.” Henry embraced the smaller pegasus from behind and probed with his meat until he found the puckered portal into anal bliss for both of them. “Let’s get you full of dick so you stop acting so dang silly.”

“Just be careful,” Rainbow Blitz begged as the broad head of a human cock slipped past his thoroughly trained, Wonderbolt class sphincter. “It’s my first time... this afternoon.”

“No need to worry.” Henry held Blitzie to his chest as he slowly slid his dick in to the root, burying himself in a tight and welcoming pegasus pooper. “Henry Junior has been inside hundreds of handsome studs, and every one of them has had a wonderful time.”

“Shove it with that romantic crap, dude!” Rainbow Blitz scowled, even as his bowels gently stroked and greeted the meaty intruder. With a cock up his butt, he seemed a totally different pony! “I’m a badass with an awesome ass, and I need it hard! C’mon, Henry, give me all you’ve got!”

“Alright, you asked for it.” Henry began to gently hump back and forth, gripping Blitz’s hips and pumping his cock ever so gently in and out, sending wails of pleasure from the depths of the pegasus’ throat.

“Ooh, yeah, give it to me rough!” Rainbow Blitz bit his lip and cried out with each tiny, centimetre-deep thrust of the human’s cock into his athletic rump.

Henry nearly giggled, but he was able to retain his gentleman’s demeanour. “Tell me if I’m going too fast.”

“Shut up and fuck me!” Blitz demanded. “You’re just being nice because I’m a mare! Yeah, that’s it!” The utterly confused pegasus whimpered to himself. “It’s not gay if I’m a mare... It’s not gay if I’m a mare...”

Henry leaned in and nibbled lightly at Rainbow Blitz’s cute blue ear as he deepened his thrusts. “Are you my mare?” he asked quietly. “My beautiful, soft little mare?”

“Y-yes, Henry, I’m your mare!” Rainbow Blitz turned his head and kissed and licked down Henry’s sweaty neck, savouring his bizarre, unworldly scents. “Take me, please, make me yours!”

“Where’s my dick?” Henry teased with a hard, sharp thrust.

“It’s in my... in my...”

“Did your mighty stallion put his big cock in your wet little mare pussy?”

“Yes, it’s in my p-pussy.” The silly blue “mare” whimpered as he tried to make sense of the strange pleasures emanating from the girthy alien prick that filled and fulfilled his tiny body. His own slender stiffy softened and retreated into its sheath, content to wait for a time when Rainbow Blitz would switch back from needy, submissive bottom to cocky and conquering top. It was going to be a long wait!

“That’s right. Such a good, obedient mare deserves to have her wings tugged~” Henry stroked the base of Blitz’s powerful, fully extended wings and the pegasus cried out in overpowered joy. The human gripped the sensitive wingbones that connected Blitz’s wings to his athletic barrel, and bounced the Element of Loyalty up and down on his cock like a snorting, mane tossing fleshlight.

“Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! Henry, you’re hitting my special spot — and my wings too — I’m about to—”

“Go ahead, Blitzie. You deserve to have a maregasm all to your own.”

“M-m-maregasm? OhmyGOSH! Oh, Henry! Oh, Butterscotch! Oh, Dusk Shiiine!”

Rainbow Blitz whined like a Rainbow Bitch as another delicious looking load squirted forth out of his fully sheathed cock. Too bad that so much delicious protein was wasted on the floor of the Everfree Forest! Little did Henry know that the patches of colourful flowers that grew all around this quaint cottage marked the sites of dozens of such sperm spilling incidents. Yes, Butterscotch believed in fertilizing his garden the natural way — by topping helpless pega-twinks until they blasted rope all over his prize begonias!

Henry carefully manhandled the creaming pegasus, making sure to firmly grip his wings and bounce him up and down with full thrusts, until the very last drop of sissy seed was wrung from his fun sized nutlets to drool from the tip of his shy little flare, safe and snug in its sheath. When Rainbow Blitz’s moans and whines descended at last to mere whimpers of buttfucked satisfaction, Henry eased up on his thrusting and leaned back against a large oak tree, sweaty and tired from wrestling the tiny yet powerful athlete. “Wow, I never fucked a girl before,” he gasped out. “I guess I’m bisexual!”

“You’re so brave, Henry.” Rainbow Blitz swung a leg around, rotated himself on Henry’s cock, and hugged his stiff, still embedded lover, smearing a dribble of sperm on to Henry’s firm chest. “I’m so glad you felt comfortable coming out to me.”

“Mmh...” Henry leaned his head down and kissed Blitz, enjoying the tender love he felt coming from this cuddle. Rainbow Blitz really was a softy underneath his brash exterior. “Hey, what was that you said about Dusk Shine? You know, when you were blowing your horse wad?”

“I-I didn’t say ‘Dusk Shine!’ You were hearing things! I said... ‘musk fine!’ I like your musk, Henry!” Blitz took a big sniff of the sweaty human. Henry felt the pegasus’ prick twitch in its sheath and his rectum clench tight around his cock. “Oh, fucking breed me—I didn’t say that either! I said that mares will like your musk! Yeah, I bet you’ll get all the mares, now that you’re bi, not like me, I’ve always been straight. Just stay out of Ponyville, y-you big dummy!” Blitz punched Henry on the shoulder with the strength of a half melted marshmallow. “Find your own town to be a stud in, and don’t steal my mares!”

“Aren’t you a mare?” Henry queried teasingly.

Rainbow Blitz frowned and squirmed. “No, Henry, I’m a stallion, duh! I was pretending to be a mare, so you wouldn’t feel like our friendship was gay.”

“Oh, you’re a guy?”

“Yeah, totally a guy!”

“A guy with my dick up his ass?”

Blitzie clenched again, a full length cock squeeze so intense that Henry surely would have flooded this pega-butt in an instant if it weren’t for Solaris’ damn spell. “Technically, but that was from before, when you thought I was a mare.”

“But if I suck your beautiful cock again, it’d be gay?”

“No, because...” Rainbow Blitz hedged, recalling that blissful round of fellatio and how Henry hadn’t made any jokes about his size or stamina. “It’s not gay unless you think it’s gay!”

“Erm, do you want to explain that to me again?” Half an hour with Rainbow Blitz, and Henry was more confused about what it meant to be gay than his parents were!

“I don’t make the rules, Henry! Now give me more of your lame kisses before I decide this is gay and fly back home!”

Henry happily obliged, gently stroking Rainbow Blitz’s wings as he held him close and hungrily captured the tiny jock’s eager tongue as it delved into his mouth. His unremitting human cock throbbed joyously in the velvet luxury of a happy, squirming pegasus colon. Henry knew he needed to move on with his royal quest, but the forest setting was so peaceful, Rainbow Blitz was such a snuggly cutie, and satisfying him a third time surely wouldn’t take very long...

Yet before the two not-gay lovers could begin another passionate round of randy gay sex, a sweet, high pitched voice from the nearby cottage interrupted them with the utter terror of its cry.

“Eep! Somepony help me! I-I’m stuck!”