A Herd for a Nerd

“OHMYGOSH! Butterscotch is in trouble!” In an instant, Rainbow Blitz peeled his lips from Henry’s and tried to fly off of the human’s stiff cock. His greedy asshole stretched out, further and further away from his rump as he flapped with all his strength, his teeth clenched with determination. Still, his ringpiece clung to the head of Henry’s bludgeon with amazing strength, holding the speedster back. This was truly a ponut that knew what it wanted!

Finally, with a loud “pop” Blitz disconnected from his lover and launched forward, streaking like a rubber band through a window in Butterscotch’s cottage. Henry quickly followed the silly yet utterly loyal pegasus, stepping through the colourfully painted door.

The first thing Henry noticed in the warm, quaint interior was a set of bird watching binoculars that had been left suspiciously on the windowsill near where he and Rainbow Blitz had been playing. An autographed poster of Blitz in a tight latex flight suit was hung on the wall, the pegasus’ humble bulge and smug grin clear for all to see. A half-read book left on Butterscotch’s overstuffed hoofchair was called “Easy Training For Difficult Pets,” but the picture on the cover made it clear exactly what sort of difficult pet Butterscotch was trying to train — a blue one with a rainbow mane!

Rainbow Blitz was frantically fussing over his yellow friend, who had somehow managed to trap himself in the straps and cuffs of a dangling swing designed for only one purpose: to keep naughty pegasi from flying away while they had their attitudes corrected and their poopers widened. Butterscotch whimpered and kicked his helpless hooves, every movement of his legs jiggling his overstuffed muffin of a plot.

Rather than rushing in and worsening a bad situation, Henry took a moment to evaluate the scene. Despite the precarious predicament, he couldn’t help but notice that poor Butterscotch was face down, ass up... just the way Henry liked ’em! In fact, this wobbly sight made him think back on his last birthday, and the very generous gift he’d gotten from Solaris...

“Henry, you h-have to help!” Rainbow Blitz seemed on the verge of tears. “Butterscotch is s-stuck!”

“Oh, yes, thank Solaris you were right outside! Not that I was spying on you or anything.” The other pegasus spoke softly, and shuddered jiggily. “Just think, I could have been trapped here for hours!”

Henry nodded with understanding. “Yeah, bondage gear sure is tricky. You shouldn’t try this stuff by yourself — you might sprain these cute wings!” He unsnapped the cuffs, then wiggled his arms beneath Butterscotch’s barrel and prepared to lift the warm, soft, oh so fluffy pegasus out of the kinky contraption. “Here, I’ll help you out...”

“No, oh no!” Butterscotch protested, digging in to the hug with his squishy, bountiful body. “I’m sorry, Henry, but the only way to get a pegasus unstuck is... sodomy.”

“Really, Butterscotch?” Henry asked with a roll of his eyes.

“Oh, yes, it’s a scientific fact. The only way to shake me free is with a hard pounding up my big, fat butt.” Butterscotch slowly turned his head and stared the human down with beautiful aquamarine eyes, daring him to call the ludicrous bluff rather than enjoy the pleasures of a welcoming pegasus plot.

Henry’s heart beat like a drumroll as panting human and stallion breaths mingled together. Butterscotch’s face smiled with deceptive innocence, and the heat and softness of the fur beneath his hands was unmatched. Rainbow Blitz was a cute little femcolt, all right, but Butterscotch was so feminine the confused human was now questioning his own sexuality! So long as they carried big dicks between their legs, maybe girls were all right after all...

“Is this true, Rainbow Blitz?” Henry asked the svelte pegasus who was ogling Butterscotch’s wiggling bum as it brushed and squished against Henry’s chest.

“Big fat butt? Totally, the biggest in town!” Blitz affirmed cheerfully. “Butter’s even bigger than Bubble Berry, and that’s saying something!”

“I meant how you get him ‘unstuck.’” Henry struggled to set Butterscotch back in the swing the stallion was so determined to stay trapped in, almost giggling and sneezing at the swish of the stallion’s playful tail.

“I wasn’t staring!” Rainbow Blitz screamed. “Erm, yeah, I help Scotch get unstuck all the time. You can’t argue with science! It’s not really my thing cause I’m totally not gay, but anything for a friend, right?”

Butterscotch batted long, feminine lashes at his utterly oblivious lover. “Yes, Blitz is so very helpful. And Zecoro, and Derpy the mail guy, and Pink Lady has a strap she uses sometimes.”

“Eww, a fake dick? That’s double gay!”

Butterscotch sighed with annoyance. “Anyways, now that we’ve all agreed about the proper method of rescuing stuck pegasi, if one of you wouldn’t mind penetrating my pony pucker, I’d be ever so grateful.”

“You should probably do it, Henry,” Blitz offered, gesturing towards the huge, jiggling butter-butt before them. “Not that I can’t get it up again! It’s just a little weird for me, cause I only like mares. No judgement, though! I’ll even watch, and tell you what he likes, just to make it less awkward.”

“Well, if you insist.” Henry didn’t want to come between this silly couple, but... no, that was exactly what he wanted to do! Cum between them, over and over again! Make them kiss around his cock, switch his plundering tool from one gaping plot to another, bind them together in a 69 so he and Solaris could enjoy a spit roast together without having to argue about who got the ponut!

Henry unzipped his fly and pulled his trousers down, letting his maddeningly stiff cock spring free yet again. With the number of ponies he had to plow today, he should probably have gone bottomless! “Ooo!” Ever the adventurous one, Butterscotch smiled happily at the sight of a brand new penis shape. “Rainbow Blitz! Why didn’t you tell me you’re the same size?” he gushed. “It’s so stiff and beautiful, just like yours...”

“Like mine?” Rainbow Blitz had never thought of things from that perspective. “I guess it is a pretty awesome dick, now that you mention it.”

“Oh, and I have the perfect place for special stallions who help me get unstuck.” Butterscotch wiggled his big ass invitingly. “It’s called my butt hole, and it’s right down here!”

Henry eagerly reached forward with both hands to tug those ponderous cheeks apart, revealing a juicy, well buttered and thoroughly delicious pucker at the bottom of a deep and musky canyon. “I-I hope it’s OK for you, Henry,” Butterscotch stated with eyes full of hope. “I didn’t expect to entertain today, but I always try to keep it wet and breedable, just in case.”

“Oh, don’t you worry, Butterscotch,” Henry pledged. “You’ve got one prime piece of ass back here. Let me show you just how ‘breedable’ you really are.” He slid his cock between the perfectly shaped buns before him and gently hotdogged back and forth. Butterscotch panted to feel the heavy, hot touch of the strange creature’s cock against his fluffy warm flank flesh.

“Whoa, Henry, hold on!” Rainbow Blitz called out. “You gotta say ‘no homo’ first, just in case it accidentally turns gay!”

Henry smiled and leaned forward, nuzzling Butterscotch’s neck with his lips and making the smaller pony quiver at a predator’s kiss. “Homo,” he whispered seductively.

“Homo!” Butterscotch giggled in return.

Rainbow Blitz scratched his head. “That’s close enough, I guess...”

At last, the tip of Henry’s questing cockhead descended far enough into the depths of Butterscotch’s crack to nudge against the pegasus’ hungry booty. The receptive femcolt’s pucker bloomed, easily accepting the human’s mushroom shaped head and guiding him into the depths beyond. The heat, the tightness, the tender suckling as he gently winked and clenched... Butterscotch was the portrait of gracious hospitality, even tied up and immobilized in his own home!

“Oh, Butterscotch,” Henry moaned. He pressed so very slowly inside, wishing this heavenly sensation to last forever. Butterscotch’s wings unfolded and spread into a majestic wingboner, heedless of the “bondage” that supposedly constrained them.

Henry reluctantly released Butterscotch’s cheeks, leaving them to clap against his slowly penetrating cock, and reached for those beautiful wings instead. He stroked and petted, tracing the muscles to find the knots, beginning the exotic Ten-Fingers massage technique that could transform even Prince Solaris into a quivering mess.

Many a delayed sunrise these days could be blamed on Henry’s skilful hands, and what an alicorn craved, no mere pegasus could resist! Butterscotch’s prominent yellow cock dropped from its sheath, quickly stiffening along with his wings and bouncing among the straps of the sex swing. “Oh, yes, Henry, please... oh, so gentle...”

“Dude, what are you doing?” Rainbow Blitz squawked. “It’s obvious you’re not very good at this. You gotta shove it all the way in and go fast til you nut!”

“N-no, don’t listen, this is delightful...”

“It’s for your own good, Butters! C’mon, Henry, get moving! I’ll help! Remember, it’s only gay until the balls touch!”

“I... I think you have that backw—whoa!” Henry gasped as he felt the tender stroking of pegasus feathers on his sack. Solaris, his dominant lover, was rarely so thoughtful. Lost in the depths of a most innocent perversion, Rainbow Blitz deliberately rubbed Henry’s balls against Butterscotch’s softer, larger pair, making them kiss, tenderly rolling the human’s large eggs against Butterscotch’s hefty oranges. “There, now these awesome balls are making friends. Henry’s balls and Scotchie’s balls, best buds in a platonic, not gay way~!”

Henry could only moan at the onslaught of pleasurable sensations. Though he lived a life of constant kinky sex, a threeway like this was beyond his wildest fantasies. Butterscotch was so sweetly submissive, and Rainbow Blitz so obliviously naughty! That big pony sack was almost burning to the touch on the magically hairless skin of Henry’s sensitive balls, and the femcolt’s incongruously masculine horse orbs churned and clenched tighter as the human plunged the head of his cock deeper into Butterscotch’s rectum.

Massaging a wing with one hand, Henry reached down and squeezed Butterscotch’s large flare in the other, quickly lubricating it with dribbling pre. He stroked the giant pegasus prick as he finally bottomed out in Butterscotch’s bottom and began gently to thrust back and forth. “Are you feeling all right, Butterscotch?” he queried.

Butterscotch just panted for breath and nickered hornily, finally looking back at his lover like a blushing bride. “Yes, thank you, Henry. This is wonderful. And, um, you’re lasting quite a bit longer than I’m used to,” he added with a shy glance at Blitz. “It’s a nice change. Please, enjoy my plot as long as you’d like.”

Henry’s mind swam in nameless pleasures, stroking in and out of Butterscotch’s ponut while he massaged the giving pegasus’ wings and gently jerked his huge horse shaft. When Rainbow Blitz started sucking and playfully nipping at the four bouncing nuts he’d introduced to each other, Butterscotch loudly whinnied and came into Henry’s stroking hand, overflowing it with thick, fragrant pegasus jizz. Blitz’s ears perked up quickly, and he dashed beneath his friend’s sex swing and eagerly guzzled down whatever liquid spilled from Henry’s cupped hand. “Gotta keep my protein levels up!” he grinned with a wink.

“You know it, dude.” As his yellow lover’s spurts subsided, Henry lifted his hand and slurped a big handful of hot, delicious semen like an oyster from its shell. “Mmm...” Butterscotch’s cream tasted woody and herbal, like chicken with mushrooms. He’d make an excellent entrée paired with a mouthful of Rainbow Blitz’s nut soup, and followed up with a sweet Bubble Berry dessert!

“Oh, goodness,” Butterscotch moaned, “I haven’t cum that hard for hours! Thank you so very much, Henry.”

Henry smiled. “Of course, Butterscotch, a guy like you deserves the best.” He knew the perfect aftercare for this pega-cutie: a little rub with his thumbs, right along the edges of the wings, perfectly gentle—

“Keep going, Henry!” Rainbow Blitz encouraged. “Taking it up the plot just feels even better after you cum! Erm, so I’ve heard...”

Athough Butterscotch was far too timid and submissive to speak up, yet Henry could read his body language quite well, and as his yellow cock sheathed, the girlish stallion began to grunt and shift with discomfort. The human knew he was done enjoying the kind pegasus’ charms... at least for now. He had to save a helping of dat ass for Dusk Shine, after all!

Henry reluctantly pulled his girth from the heavenly hole he’d been so graciously offered. “Butterscotch, your plot is sheer perfection. Thank you for sharing.” He stroked a finger beneath Rainbow Blitz’s chin. “And thanks for making sure the balls touched, bud. What would we do without you?”

Blitz grinned and preened as his awesome contribution to the sex was recognized. Henry smiled, settled his sore body into his bound conquest’s plush hoofchair, and shook his slippery, still stiff cock at the happy blue pegasus. “Now be a bro and clean me off, dude,” he called out. “My cock smells like a stallion’s butthole, and that’s totally gay.”

The cute, submissive twink dashed over to Henry, eager to serve. “Oh, sure, that’s cool,” he gushed. “Bros clean each others dicks all the time!” Blitz dipped his muzzle over the hoofrest, sniffed happily, and hungrily began to clean Butterscotch’s ass musk off of Henry’s erection.

“Golly, there shouldn’t be any smell.” Butterscotch easily freed himself from the sex swing he was “stuck” in, flexed his half chub of a wingboner, and flapped over to the orally engaged duo. “I just had my herbal tea enema for the afternoon. But I’ll come over and help, just to make sure...”

“Mmmrph!” Rainbow Blitz growled and forced his mouth all the way down onto Henry’s crotch, claiming his territory and hogging every bit of Henry’s cock for himself. At the local glory hole, he’d seen way too many stallions choose Butter’s buttery throat over his own, and he wasn’t about to let Henry’s dick go! Not after all the humiliating things he’d had to do to get that glorious human penis inside him at all!

“You’re so silly, Rainbow Blitz,” Butterscotch sighed with a roll of his eyes. “Friendship isn’t a competition!” He looked up adoringly at the pleasured human, who was tenderly stroking Blitz’s mane. “What if I take your balls this time, big guy?” he offered. Henry nodded eagerly, of course!

Butterscotch ducked his muzzle between the human’s pungent thighs and began to clean up the stew of sweat, stallion cum, and butt funk that had accumulated there through Henry’s amorous adventures. Butterscotch sighed in contentment as he enjoyed the mingled tastes of so many of his friends, his tongue lapping lightly on the human’s endlessly teased balls. “I always like to pretend they’re little baby kittens, and I’m the mama kitty giving them a tongue bath,” he confessed.

“That’s really weird, Butterscotch,” Henry muttered.

“Shut up and let Scotchie suck your nuts, Henry.”

“Y-yes, sir,” Henry stammered, utterly confused about the ever shifting dynamics of this bizarre couple.

With Butterscotch occupied with servicing the human’s swollen seed pods, Rainbow Blitz felt confident enough to unseat Henry’s prick so that he could use his mouth for a very important purpose — boasting. “Everypony at the gym says I’m the best dick cleaner!” The pegasus gave an evil grin to the human he was blowing. “They all cum in my mouth in the morning, and then they’re too tired to go to the clubs at night! More mares for me!”

Henry chuckled. “You are really something, Rainbow Blitz.” He ran his fingers through the stallion’s rainbow mane, gently taking control so he could slip that loud mouth right back over his cock for a nice, romantic throat fucking. “Butterscotch is lucky to have you as a... whatever you two are.”

“Oh, we don’t put labels on it,” Butterscotch insisted. “We’re just sluts.” The filthy cutie looked up adoringly as the human repeatedly rammed Blitz’s snout into the base of his crotch, rewarding his dom with tender nut suckles for every gag and whimper that came from his coltfriend’s throat.

On another day, being orally pampered by two pegasi femcolts would have brought Henry to a powerful climax in no time. Now, after hours of sexual pleasure, yet with the release of orgasm nowhere to be found, Henry felt his body ever weakening. He writhed in Butterscotch’s soft and sleepy hoofchair, unwilling to let the blissful pleasures end, yet aware that feeding these hungry boys was a never ending task which distracted him from his only hope: making Dusk Shine so happy with his brand new herd that he’d overlook Solaris’ “evil” spell and finally bring Henry off.

Finally, Rainbow Blitz ended Henry’s moment of indecision, by spitting out the bloated length of his prick and smiling widely up at him as strings of pegasus saliva dripped down his shaft and onto Butterscotch’s snorting muzzle. “Thanks for helping me get my deepthroat reps in, Henry!” he cheered excitedly. “Do you want to cum inside Rainbow Blitz? I promise it’s not gay! Mares love watching me eat their husbands’ cum, and that makes it straight!”

Henry reluctantly gripped Blitz’s mane and tugged his mouth away from the angry, fleshy dome of his penis. “Guys, please, I can’t take this anymore,” he begged. “Can’t we just cuddle for awhile?”

Butterscotch pouted adorably, letting Henry’s throbbing meat droop across his muzzle, booping him repeatedly as it lightly jumped up and down with each beat of the human’s quickly racing heart. “But you’re still so stiff and powerful,” the girlish pegasus whined. “Why won’t you cum for us? How can we please you, daddy?”

“Whoa, he’s your dad? That’s gross!”

“Forget it, Blitz,” Butterscotch grumbled.

“I thought Mr. Scotch was your dad!” Suddenly an incredibly wrong conclusion hit Rainbow Blitz like a lightning bolt. “Oh no, did your folks get divorced? I’m so sorry, dude! But you gotta know they both still love you!”

“For gosh sakes, Blitz, stop bringing my parents into our sexy time!” Butterscotch glared at his friend as he climbed over him onto Henry’s lap, smothering the human like a blanket made of pony floof and stroking his biceps with his very softest feathers, even as his phat cheeks clapped tightly shut around Henry’s tormented dong. “You heard Henry — help me with cuddle duty!”

“Hey, wait for me! You know I’ll cuddle the heck out of this dweeb!” Shooting a look of jealousy, Rainbow Blitz flew above Henry’s head, shoving his tight blue ass right in his new friend’s face, and bent his slender neck downwards to lick the human’s nipples, just as Butterscotch snuggled in against his chest. The two stallions’ muzzles nearly touched, and Blitz felt the magical effects of Butterscotch’s sweet presence tug at his heart, just as Henry had earlier.

“Butterscotch, oh, Butterscotch...” Blitz’s wings stiffened and his hovering suddenly ceased, his slim plot dropping direct onto Henry’s face with a “thump” as his hooves slipped across Henry’s sweaty chest and his lips quivered a millimetre from his friend’s. “Butters, I think... I think I love...”

“Yes, Rainbow Blitz? You love...” Butterscotch caught his breath, his heart fluttering. Even Henry held still, resisting the urge to devour the spicy, sweaty ponut that had been pushed firmly against his mouth.

“I-I love being best friends with you!” Rainbow Blitz confessed.

“Oh, that’s nice, too.” Butterscotch sounded disappointed, but he swiftly began to giggle and kick helplessly as Rainbow Blitz tumbled him to the cottage floor and began to tickle him. “Best friends, best friends, heeheheh!”

“Dawww...” Henry took in the sweet sight as the two cute stallions roughhoused across the floor, their heavy sheaths twitching and their cuddle duties quickly forgotten. It was almost worth losing that brief taste of Blitz’s yummy ponut to watch the fun. “Before you two get into it, I have a favour to ask. Would you mind joining Elusive’s tea party this afternoon? I’d like your help with a ‘group project.’”

“Oh, golly,” Butterscotch sighed, pinning Rainbow Blitz to the floor and sloppily kissing up and down his neck. “I love Elusive, but his parties are so fussy. He gets angry if you even try to get stuck in the teapot. Honestly, what’s the point if my plot doesn’t end up a sloppy, gaping mess? It’s a tea party, not a ‘don’t buttfuck me’ party!”

“Yeah, totally!” Rainbow Blitz agreed automatically, cheerfully and cluelessly. He quickly overpowered Butterscotch, rolled on top of the chubby hottie and kissed him hungrily on the lips. “Gee, Scotch, do you think Elusive might be gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. He just lights up my gaydar, you know?”

“This tea party is going to be a bit different,” Henry assured the two. “I’m trying to get you boys hooked up with Dusk Shine, and let’s just say more than one plothole might get wrecked.”

“Oh, goodness,” Butterscotch whispered, clenching his titanic butt cheeks together.

“If Dusk is going to be there, so will we!” Blitz shouted excitedly. “Potholes, wrecks... sounds awesome, like the Applewood Derby!”

Butterscotch confirmed this carnal appointment with a nod. “Yes, we’ll fly into Ponyville after Mr. Derpy’s afternoon ‘delivery.’” He pulled his oblivious coltfriend into a tender embrace. “Mmh, you’ll help me take care of Derpy, won’t you, Blitz? You know how sweaty his plot gets while he plows me...”

“Not while I’m around!” Rainbow Blitz pledged, dipping his naughty tongue into Butterscotch’s mouth. “That nasty musk of his might make you do gay things! I’ll have his buttcrack clean as a whistle in ten seconds flat!”

Butterscotch put a hoof to his lips and mused. “Now, let’s see, I had a letter I wanted him to deliver, but where did I put it?" The pegasus’ fat plot wobbled as he shoved his head beneath the sofa cushions as if searching for lost coins. “Oops! I’m stuck again! Oh, goodness me.”

“I got this one, dude,” Blitzie told his new human friend. He lifted his front hooves up onto the sofa, his petite cock already unsheathed and throbbing for his effortlessly dominant and endlessly patient coltfriend. “It’s OK, Butterscotch, I’ll save you!”

“Thank you, Rainbow Blitz!” Butterscotch cried out, his high pitched voice muffled by the cushion. “Your dick’s a perfect size to make me cu—unstuck! It’s not too small at all! Thunderclap doesn’t know what she’s talking about!”

“You’re such a good friend, Butters!” Blitz weeped as he spread the massive yellow butt cheeks that wobbled before him and plunged his stiffy firmly forward. “You know just what to say!”

“I’ll see myself out, shall I?” Henry asked the oddly romantic duo. He slipped out the cottage door and began to stroll the dirt path back to Ponyville. The day had gone well, he mused, with but a single stallion left to seduce. But from the hints he’d heard dropped throughout the day, it seemed as though the mysterious Elusive would be his most difficult conquest of all!

Not far down the road, Henry encountered a handsome if unkempt grey pegasus flapping along towards the cottage, his saddlebags stuffed with envelopes and packages. “You must be Mr. Derpy,” Henry surmised politely.

“Oh, and you must be the reason Solaris is so much happier these past few years!”

Henry blushed with a smile: his hard work hadn’t gone unnoticed, even out in Ponyville! “Here to see Butterscotch, eh? I think they’ll be ready for you in just a minute...”

“Oh, Butterscotch!” Rainbow Blitz’s voice cried out from the cottage. “I’m cumming! Please get unstuck!”

Henry winked. “Oh, yeah, they’re ready.”

Derpy landed on all four hooves and pointed at the now permanent bulge in the human’s trousers, as it throbbed temptingly at the level of his own pliant and salivating lips. “Hey, do you need somepony to take care of that thing?” he offered.

“More than anything,” Henry confessed, “but I can’t cum just yet. I’m under a spell, and only Dusk Shine can bring me off.”

“Gee, that’s tough.” Derpy placed a hoof on Henry’s thigh with sympathy. “I was thinking you could pump my butt for a while. These two dummies always want to bottom.”

Henry flirtatiously scratched Derpy behind the ears. “I’d love to, handsome, but I’ve got a list of ponies I need to fuck today, and you’re not on the list.”

“Oh, the Mane 6 tour, eh? No time for side characters?” Derpy frowned as he slowly rotated, presenting his ass to the human. “Well, what do you think of this?”

Henry goggled at the hefty pegasus rump, shining with an afternoon’s sweat, nearly as large as Butterscotch’s chonk but rippling with the power of Applejack’s glorious ass. He cleared his throat, utterly speechless. Was Derpy a long lost alicorn prince, hiding a horn beneath his mail cap? What else could explain the utter badonkitude of that donk?

“Wow, that’s... a dumptruck,” he stammered out.

“No, it’s a butt,” Derpy rebutted. “Am I on the list now?”

“You know, I think you just might be.” Henry plucked the mail cap off of Derpy’s messy mane and set it on his own head, before unzipping his fly yet again and fishing out his stiff, endlessly teased prick. “Special delivery, cutie!” he announced.

“Gosh, you’re cheezy,” Derpy blushed. He hiked his hips high, his cheeks thicc beyond thicc, his broken in asshole slippery with sperm from a full day of erotic “deliveries.” As Henry gently slipped his cock between those twin masterpieces of rump, Derpy felt his own cock shyly peeking out of its sheath, and he knew that his cum would be helping Butterscotch’s flowers grow before too long...