A Herd for a Nerd

Sexual tension practically crackled in the air as Henry pranced about Elusive’s salon in the skimpy maid outfit, serving snacks and flaunting his body to the embarrassed excitement of all six stallions. None of these fine young lads could stop themselves from staring at the human, or thinking about the aheago look on Elusive’s usually composed face as they’d caught him and Henry in the act. Cocks slid from sheathes in hungry half chubs, gently rising to thump against the underside of the tea table, and Bubble Berry fiercely bit his lip as the metal cage that had coddled his slab of horsemeat all day became a source of nigh unbearable pressure.

“This is, erm, not exactly what I had in mind when I invited you to tea,” Dusk Shine objected to the exhibitionistic human.

“Oh, hush,” Henry whispered. He bent over, shoving his ass right in Dusk’s face, and gently moved a biscuit onto the blushing unicorn’s plate with a tiny pair of silver tongs. “You wanted me to enjoy myself, didn’t you? Well, I’ve definitely enjoyed myself today.”

Dusk gulped as he couldn’t help but notice the expanded slackness of the hole between Henry’s taut cheeks, not to mention the sperm that dripped down his taint and balls. Henry had certainly enjoyed himself, but how many ponies had enjoyed Henry?

Despite such misgivings, Dusk soon found himself relaxing with good friends. The six stallions poured tea for each other and shared delicious tidbits, with many smiles to be found. Only Henry’s ludicrous maid apron, and the pitcher of Elusive’s hot magical spunk at the centre of the tea table, said that anything was going on other than a meeting of Ponyville’s very best friends.

After the teacups had been refilled for the first time, Henry rapped on the table in a signal for silence. “Now that you’re settled in, I have a royal announcement to make,” he declared. The six ponies soon quieted down and gazed excitedly at Solaris’ personal messenger. “Dusk Shine, I don’t know how you never noticed this, but all five of these handsome, good hearted stallions are desperately in love with you.”

“Whaaa?” Dusk burst out, utterly shocked.

“Y-you can’t just say that!” Butterscotch protested, hiding his face behind his wings.

“Yes, where’s the mystery and romance in such a direct assertion of the obvious?” Elusive complained.

Henry folded his arms firmly. “I can say that, actually. Solaris himself sent me here to sort this out.” He looked out over the circle of sensitive, tender cuties, ready to dish out some serious love and friendship — for their own good, of course! “I get it, guys. You all want to bottom for Dusk. You’re just waiting for him to take command and ‘ravish’ you. I know what you mean, he’s incredibly hot. I’d love to twerk on that purple nerd dick.”

Henry playfully slapped Dusk Shine’s flank through his businessmare’s suit, causing him to whinny girlishly. “The problem is, Dusk is a bottom, too! He’s such a bottom, he makes you five sissies look like Mr. Cake.”

“Whoa, Mr. Cake is a top?” shouted Bubble Berry. “How come nopony told me?”

Elusive put a hoof against his chest as he tipped the steaming pitcher and refilled Bubble Berry’s teacup with a helping serving of freshly milked unicorn semen. “Is this true, Dusk, darling?” he inquired. “All this time we’ve been begging you to claim our pillowy plots as we whinny to the heavens, yet you actually long for our unworthy — though more than adequate, sizewise — stallionhoods?”

All eyes were on the handsome, blushing unicorn. “I-I guess...” Dusk Shine put a hoof awkwardly behind his neck and confessed his hidden fantasies. “I haven’t got much experience, but when it’s just me and my magic, I usually end up thinking about you guys and playing with my, erm, backdoor. I’ve even got a couple of dildoes...”

Barb popped her head through the window of Carousel Boutique. “Oh boy, you should see them! One of them’s shaped like a—”

“Go home, Barb!” Dusk snapped at his assistant. “This is adult talk!”

“I’m an adult...” The dragoness sobbed, slowly sulking out of view.

“Is that it, darling?” Elusive asked his would-be lover. “The simple solution to our romantic dilemma — we top, you bottom, and we all live happily ever after?”

“It’s that easy?” Bubble Berry screamed. “Wow, I’ll totally pound your pooper, Duskie! Every day!”

“I don’t know what’s the big deal,” Rainbow Blitz confessed. “I’m completely not gay, but if you got stuck in something I’d help a bro out, no problem.”

“We just want to make you feel good!” Butterscotch added.

“Yes, darling, anything for your pleasure. Why, I sodomized Henry not one hour ago, and he said it was the most elegant buttfucking he’d ever had!”

“I didn’t say that,” Henry grumbled. “Don’t put words in my mouth.”

Elusive’s seductive gaze smouldered. “Why, what would you rather I put in your mouth?”

“Enough o’ this!” Applejack shouted. “I want more’n fancy words an’ smokin’ hot sex. I don’t know nothin’ bout no tops nor bottoms, but I’m tired o’ sittin on mah bottom waitin’ for ya ta pay attention ta somethin’ that ain’t a book!” The handsome earth pony dropped to three knees and lifted a hoof up to his crush. “Dusk Shine, will ya make me the happiest pony in the history o’ ponies, and marry me, already?”

Dusk Shine looked over his friends, shocked into utter silence. “I-I don’t know what to say, guys. I didn’t know you wanted to explore friendship in this way.”

“You didn’t KNOW, darling?” Elusive screamed dramatically. “How could we have made our cravings more obvious? Do you think I call everypony ‘darling?’”

Bubble Berry pouted. “I asked to give you a welcome-to-Ponyville blowjob at your welcome-to-Ponyville party, but you said no!”

“I-I didn’t think you’d actually do it! I thought it was a prank!”

“Use that huge brain of yours, Duskie! What kind of prank is it if I don’t suck your dongalicious dick? I’d be pranking myself!”

“I’m sorry for the misunderstanding, Dusk Shine,” Butterscotch whispered. “I could have been more open about my willingness to pound you, brutally, until you beg your Butter-daddy for release...”

“I don’t see what I could have done different,” Rainbow Blitz fumed. “I’ve always said I’m straight, and that means if I’m screwing a stallion, I’m the one on top!” He slapped his nerdy friend on the wither. “Of course I’ll bang you, dude! Just tug cheek and say the word!”

Applejack cleared his throat. “Dusk, ya ain’t answered mah proposal yet,” he reminded his friend.

“Oh!” Dusk Shine looked around at his friends with wide eyes, then settled on the blushing and suddenly timid earth pony who knelt before him. “Yes! Yes, I’ll marry you, Applejack. In fact, I think it would be best if I married all of you. That’s the best way to show that I’m fully committed to our friendship. I-if you’ll have me, I mean.”

Butterscotch fanned himself with a hoof. “Oh, my, so dominant...”

“Goody!” Bubble Berry cheered. “If we get married, that means you have to kiss me!”

“I’ll plan six beautiful wedding dresses...” Elusive caught Dusk’s frown and hastened to change his tune. “Five beautiful dresses and a splendid tuxedo!”

Rainbow Blitz scratched his head. “Marrying another stallion is kinda gay... but if it’s with all my friends, then it’s cool!”

“Awright!” Applejack cheered. “Baggin’ Dusk Shine an’ ya other four goofy-butts at the same time? Don’t mind if I do!”

At that, the happy polycule heard a timid scratching at the window, and Barb peeked her head inside the Boutique once more. “Dusk, I just puked up a scroll for you, from Prince Solaris.”

“I told you to go home,” Dusk observed sternly.

“I will, just as soon as I finished peeping through the window and masturbating!”

“Go home now, and go to your room!”

“Ooh, my room! Great idea, Dusk!” Barb tossed the royal scroll through the window and ran off with a flash.

“My dildoes are going to reek of dragon for a week,” Dusk complained. “Anyways, let’s see what that no-good Prince Solaris has to say for himself.” Henry and the other ponies crowded around Dusk to read the letter as he unrolled it.

My dearest Dusk Shine,

I hope all is well with you and your friends, and I thank you for your ~~tedious~~ detailed explanation of the role of explicit consent in modern courtship. I see now that I have been a naughty Prince indeed. When Henry returns to Canterlot, I will humbly offer up the royal tushy for the firmest of spankings. In fact, I’ve asked my finest craftsponies to create a thick wooden paddle specially for the occasion, a tool of righteous punishment shaped to fit my beloved’s powerful hand.

However, I will not lift my spell. What’s done is done. Henry will not cum until you do. Whether or not he ever orgasms again is entirely in your hooves.

Respectfully,
Prince Solaris.

PS: I never said Henry had to be the one to pop your cork. Fuck whoever you want to, geeze!

“Oh...” Dusk mumbled sheepishly. “Gee, that certainly clears a few things up. He could have been a little more clear to start with.” The young unicorn sighed with annoyance. “Sometimes I think Solaris issues these ambiguous orders of his just to create drama!”

“You’re telling me,” Henry complained. “The other night he told me to entertain the Earl of Norhoof, and just as I finally got that monster balls deep in my ass, he poked his head in and said he meant I should take him to a late night comedy show!”

“I guess there’s jes one thing left ta decide,” Applejack mused. “Who gets Dusk’s tender flower o’ maidenhood?”

The five friends looked at each other with sudden jealousy. Passions quickly began to build, as they often did when five testosterone filled stallions all want the same thing... the same hot, tight, puckered, balldraining thing!

“Oh, I couldn’t possibly...” Butterscotch whispered. “Unless you really want me to, then I totally will!”

“I am the host of this party,” Elusive stated haughtily, “and I deserve certain privileges. Plot privileges.”

“I’ve known Dusk the longest!” Bubble Berry shouted.

“By five minutes! I got the biggest tallywhacker, an’ I should go first!”

“We should fuck him by order of coolness!”

“Guys!” Dusk Shine yelled. “Stop fighting over my butt! We just learned this lesson, with the Gala tickets! If we’re going to be a herd, we’ve got to learn to share!”

“But Solaris solved that dumb lil’ quarrel by givin’ us more tickets,” Applejack pointed out. “Yer plot is one o’ a kind. I just wanna show how much I love ya.” He gulped. “Aw, heck, we all do!” The five sweet stallions hung their heads as they saw how once again, selfishness had nearly gotten in the way of their friendship.

Rainbow Blitz hugged Dusk Shine. “You should choose, dude,” he advised his friend and future husband. “It’s your plot, after all. We’ll be cool with whatever you decide.” The other friends nodded solemnly as Dusk Shine looked lovingly over his new herd, only to settle his gaze on the human who’d first offered to satisfy him early this morning.

“Henry? Would you mind?” Dusk lifted his tail in a silent invitation, putting his fat nuts and virginal pucker on full display. He lit his horn and magically coated the insides of his plot with a shiny, wet lube.

“M-me?” the human stammered, unable to believe his good luck. He gently cupped the unicorn’s delightfully jiggly bum in his hands. “Wouldn’t you rather be with one of your friends?”

Dusk smiled. “You’re my friend, too, and I don’t think I could do any better than give my first time to the guy who brought the six of us all together. A-and... honestly, I’m scared of all these guys’ dicks. Except for yours, Rainbow Blitz.”

“Awesome!” Rainbow Blitz pumped a hoof in the air. “I’ve got the friendliest dick!”

“I’m honoured, Dusk.” Henry couldn’t repress a huge grin. “I’ll do my very best to make this good for you.” Henry slipped his cock between Dusk’s prominent buns and firmly pressed his desperate head past the wet and wrinkled plothole, using a firm grip on the dock to hold the moaning unicorn in place.

To take Bubble Berry’s virginity and Dusk Shine’s in the same day? Henry simply had to count his blessings. Solaris was surely smiling down on him... literally, that voyeuristic perv!

“Oh, gosh, it’s so much better than a dildo!” Dusk Shine looked out at his wide eyed friends as his plot slowly spread around the human’s insistent spear, driving tiny grunts and pants from his soft, moist lips. “But, guys,” he assured them, “I love you all, and I don’t want any of you to feel left out.”

“Not a problem, Duskie,” Henry advised. “You may be a bottom, but you’re still a stud who deserves to be worshipped. Your beautiful body’s got so many sensitive bits, there’s no reason your whole herd can’t pleasure you at once.”

“R-really?” Dusk blushed a deep red that looked so very cute beneath his purple fur! “All of them? But... I mean... how?”

“Oh, I think your fiancés might have a few ideas...” Henry stroked the back of Duck’s sensitive ear with his finger. “Come and get him, boys!” he invited generously.

Endless kisses descended upon the lucky unicorn, as did the gentle strokes of wings and magic. Dusk moaned and backed his ass up against Henry’s cock, fucking against him with ever deepening strokes. Henry just grabbed gently onto those cutie marks and did what he did best: guide a fresh, unused coltpussy through the joys of rump stretching, prostate pounding ecstasy!

Rainbow Blitz took up a spot behind the two lovers, carefully using his wings to lift Dusk Shine’s heavy balls to tease against Henry’s tense, bulging pair. Elusive tenderly stroked Dusk’s horn with his magic, and Applejack puckered his lips and took his very first kiss from the helpless nerd he loved. Meanwhile Butterscotch and Bubble Berry nestled their muzzles beneath Dusk’s warm, musky barrel, hungrily licking and sucking either side of the steaming purple stallionhood. Each horny guy hoped that Dusk would reward them later by indulging their own bottom-lust, plowing this monster right up their tender ponuts!

As for Dusk himself... he was a normal stallion with healthy needs, and Henry’s visit had caught him at his most pent up. Ever since moving to Ponyville, it had been difficult for him to find enough privacy to settle down for a good clop. Just about every time he started to stroke one out, it seemed Bubble Berry would mysteriously leap through a window and ask what he was up to!

With a real dick finally being stuffed up his hungry plot, and his five best friends teasing and pleasing him, the overwhelmed unicorn found himself unable to hold out for long. Magical energy began to erupt out of Dusk Shine’s horn, swirling and merging with Elusive’s aura, as the most powerful orgasm of Dusk’s life swelled within him.

“Oh, gosh... you guys... OH, FUCK! OH, SOLARIS, IT’S SO... AAAAUWWWGH!”

Dusk squealed and whimpered as he finally unbacked his balls. Bubble and Butterscotch hungrily lapped at the pulsing waves of nerd spunk, dipping onto the flare for momentary blowjobs that filled their mouths, then kissing each other to share and swap the hefty load. Ever the talented pervert, Elusive skilfully directed the energies of Dusk’s magicgasm back into his horn, creating a feedback that drove him to heights of pleasure Dusk had never known. There was a trick they didn’t teach in Solaris’ School for Gifted Unicorns!

At last Dusk hung his head in a relaxed state and drooled, even as Henry continued to hump in and out of his plot. “Oh, guys, I love you all... that was incredible! I can’t wait for—whoa, Henry, what is THAT? WOW!”

“DUSK! CUMMING!” As the last throbbing of Dusk’s cock pushed the final droplet of cum out his mighty pony pipe, Solaris’ chastity spell on Henry broke with a shimmer of magic. Henry groaned even louder than Dusk just had and slammed his dick to the root up his lover’s plot, his hands gripping at that purple thiccness and his toes curling in his shoes. His balls had been searching all day for any excuse to unload, and now they had the perfect opportunity: a hot, tight, eager stallion hole, hungry for sperm!

The pent up orgasm Henry had been denied all day came out feeling like ten solid nuts laid atop each other, and this ultimate release led him to bloat Dusk Shine’s appreciative bowels with enough human cum to fill three of Solaris’ “special” wine glasses. As each warm, thick gush of his sperm fired deep into the stallion’s hot and squirming guts, the sense of relief was so blissful, Henry almost found himself wishing Solaris would deny him more often! Not quite, though... blowing a load was way too much fun to make it a “once a day” thing!

Even as Henry was released from Solaris’ cruel magical bondage, the cloud of magical sparks from Dusk’s horngasm swirled out of Elusive’s control, and settled on the royal cock cage the human had installed atop Bubble Berry’s irrepressible wiener. The metal instantly glowed and melted into nothingness, all thanks to the force of true love. Where Dusk Shine’s friends were concerned, chastity and denial were kinks he was not interested in!

“Woohoo!” Bubble cried as his dick sprang free at last, bounding triumphantly upwards to pound against his chin like an uppercut. In an instant, the perfumed air of the Carousel Boutique was filled with the sugary yet masculine scent of a hard working earth pony’s accumulated sweat and musk.

“Dang, that stinks good,” Applejack admitted. His own brutish erection protruded rudely from between his front legs, leaking apple scented fluid, and he swayed his hips side to side, huffing with desire and sending his own massive flare slapping against Dusk’s lips. Before long, four huge stallion cocks (and Rainbow Blitz’s) were stiff and bounding against the young unicorn’s muzzle, demanding attention and dizzying the lucky stud with their many flavours and scents.

“Time to take care of your boyfriends, Duskie~” Henry teased, pulling his finally satisfied cock from the unicorn’s pouting, cremefilled pucker with a final dribble and a stretching strand of sperm.

“Oh, but we want to take care of you, Dusk,” Butterscotch whimpered, booping his fat yellow cockhead against Dusk’s nose and smearing his lips with flowery pre.

“We’ll do anythin’ ya want,” Applejack promised, turning and seductively flagging his tail to present his juicy, virgin anus.

“Yes, darling, say the word,” Elusive whispered. “Speak your most forbidden fantasies, and we’ll see that you live them!”

Dusk’s lip trembled as he prepared to reveal his shameful secret. “Please don’t take this the wrong way,” he confessed, “but I want all of you to m-make me your bitch!” He hungrily slobbered up the length of Rainbow Blitz‘s’s bobbing prick, snorting the hovering pegasus’ pungent musk. “You’ve been so kind and wonderful ever since I came to Ponyville, but when we’re in bed together... please, treat me like I’m nothing but a hole to be rammed full of your cum!”

Dusk Shine took a deep breath and looked at his friends nervously, expecting words of shock but finding nothing but aroused and understanding smiles. “Well, shoot, can do, pardner!” Applejack promised, lowering his tail.

“No problem, Duskie!” Bubble Berry cheered. “Wow, I thought you’d be into something weird!”

Dusk smiled with relief. “Gosh, thanks, guys, it feels so good to get that off my chest—hlrrrk!” Suddenly the unicorn was interrupted as Butterscotch flew up above his head and rammed his length of veiny butter-coloured cock down his fiancé’s gasping throat, bucking his hips with all his strength.

“Choke on my plotstuffer, you slutty purple boywhorse!” the seemingly gentle pegasus snarled. “Oh, but tap twice if it gets too much...”

“I never dreamed I’d get to use this,” Elusive mused, pulling an enormous fainting couch across the room with his magic. “It should fit us all, with room to spare. Now, Rainbow Blitz, why don’t you be the next to keep Dusk’s plot occupied? This could be the last time he’s tight enough for you.”

“B-but Dusk isn’t stuck in anything!” Rainbow Blitz protested. “Fucking him would be gay!”

“His throat’s stuck on my cock,” Butterscotch pointed out, firmly gripping Dusk’s ears and pumping the full length of his mighty stallionhood in and out of his new coltfriend’s distorted face, with many a sloppy glurk and gluck to be heard.

“Oh, yeah, duh!” Blitz swiftly flew up to Butterscotch’s level, smiling cheerfully. He tenderly leaned across Dusk Shine’s barrel and stuck his tongue in Butterscotch’s mouth as he spread Dusk’s chubby cheeks with his hooves. “No homo!”

“No homo, honey bun.”

Henry lay on the couch beneath the hovering threeway and made out with Bubble Berry and Elusive, stroking a pony prick in each hand as they admired their good friend’s very first spitroast. Henry felt gentle, squishy hooves at his own crotch, and moaned as stiffness was rubbed back into his mercilessly abused cock, all thanks to the tender touch of these loving and hungry stallions. Despite the many distractions, he couldn’t stop staring at the look of utter pleasure and happiness in Dusk’s lustful eyes, and it was almost an annoyance when Applejack sat on his face, blocking his view of the action with a sweaty and demanding pony rump. After so many years, Henry finally understood why Solaris liked to watch...

Prince Solaris smiled gently and read Dusk Shine’s latest friendship report as Gleaming Shield knelt at his throne and heartily suckled his balls. The princely erection draped like a meaty helmet over the stallwart Guard Captain’s head, sending royal musk to soak deeply into her mane like the finest conditioner.

Dear Prince Solaris,

Today I’ve learned that love can be found where you were never expecting it, and that hiding your true feelings is never a good idea. If you feel emotions for somepony, you should tell them. Don’t wait for them to make the first move! Even if you’ve been dropping hints for years, they still might not know how you feel! The only exception is when you secretly want to kiss and lick your sister’s huge butt. It’s probably better to take that secret to your grave.

Sincerely,
Your grateful student,
Dusk Shine.

“W-what was that about my butt?” Gleaming Shield asked timidly.

“Please, it’s not that huge,” Solaris lied, strings of drool dribbling from the side of his muzzle and rivers of pre surging from his prick as he drank in the sight of that mountainous badonk. “Aah, how delightful. Thanks to Henry, your brother’s found true love with his friends. I didn’t expect him to be such a needy bottom bitch, but there’s no shame in that! All’s well that ends well... and I’m about to end very well. Just keep that up, Captain, and I’ll dismiss you for your date with Bolero.”

“Thank you, my Prince.” A full night and day of cock worship had coated Gleaming’s powerful form with sweat, with endless alicorn ejaculations swelling her belly until she looked more fit for the maternity ward than a fancy Canterlot restaurant. Yet still she slurped and gobbled up and down Solaris’ royal meat, pushing her body to its limits in sex just as she did in battle.

Solaris smiled as he observed the beautiful unicorn mare’s oral devotion to him. It seemed that submission to powerful dicks ran in the family! Perhaps it was time to invite Twilight Velvet and Night Light for a visit to the palace. The mature couple had raised two of Equestria’s greatest heroes, after all... surely they deserved a night or two in the royal fuckchambers for their trouble!

“Ahem.” Prince Bolero, dressed in his finest royal garb, stepped into the throne room and bowed stiffly to the alicorn who was monopolizing his high school sweetheart. “I see why Gleamy was not at her usual post when I came to pick her up.”

“Ah, noble Bolero,” Solaris noted with a smile. “My apologies, I’m still busy with our fine Captain, but there’s no reason you can’t start your date right now.”

Bolero gently stroked the mane of his cumflated fiancée. “We were going to have dinner first, but... you don’t mind, do you, Gleamy?”

“I beg you, my Prince,” Gleaming Shield whimpered. With the amount of sperm she’d swallowed over the past day, dinner was a ludicrous afterthought! She thrust her sopping hindquarters towards the endlessly hung Prince of Love, her thicc cheeks clapping gently like the lap of waves upon the shore. “Claim me with your almighty stallionhood, and put an end to my desperation.”

“Not an end, my love, but the merest beginning.” Bolero pledged as he mounted the muscular mare. He slowly and tenderly squeezed his stiff and leaking prick into her clasping, winking marehood, drawing a moan from Dusk Shine’s helplessly romantic sister.

Solaris snickered behind a hoof. "Quite an honour, isn’t it, to entertain two princes at once? Perhaps I should call Artemis over as well, to tend to your glorious “moon.”

“A splendid idea,” Bolero commented regally as his first full thrust sank into Gleaming’s clutching depths. “Equestria’s most valiant defender deserves to be filled to the brim with royal cock. Don’t you agree, sweetest?”

“J-just a-as you wish, my dear Bolero.” Even as she felt her first hopeless climax building around her gallant fiancé’s eternally stiff pole, Gleaming Shield’s ponut twitched hungrily and she began to get the picture of exactly how her “date night” was going to go...