I still hadn’t talked to Rarity. Okay, so I’d chickened out. I knew what I should do ... but it just seemed too embarrassing, too awkward, too uncomfortable. What was I going to do, just go right into her boutique and ask her why she was giving my coupons to other ponies? Why she wasn’t using them with me? What kind of answer could I expect? And what if other ponies were there? What if she had customers? And besides, Shining Armor and Cadance were coming all the way from the Crystal Empire to visit Twilight, and what kind of number one assistant would I be if I started this kind of drama right before that?

“Spike!” Twilight yelled from the hallway as she ran past. “They’re here!”

And there they were now!

I rushed downstairs to the main entrance ... just in time for Twilight’s magic to deposit Cadance and Shining Armor’s luggage in my arms. I didn’t even get to see them before my view was blocked by suitcases! Yeah, they were Twilight’s family members, not mine ... but still.

Twilight and Shining Armor rushed past me, with Twilight already eagerly chatting about the changes to the castle’s décor, and him eagerly chatting back about what they’d done with the Crystal Palace back home.

I sighed and started trudging my way toward the guest bedrooms. One more chore to do today. No big deal, really. I was used to that.

“Need a little help, Spike?”

Blinking, I peered over the pile of luggage. I was just able to make out Cadance’s face over the top. Was a princess really offering to help little old me? Even if we were friends, and even if I was kind of a hero to her kingdom, it still sounded unusual... But even though I could do it on my own, I wasn’t about to turn down help!

“Sure!” I said, making my sigh of relief when she took half the suitcases from me more noticeable than it needed to be, just so she’d know that her help was appreciated.

It was appreciated! Even if it wasn’t really necessary, it was still really thoughtful. I’d probably never appreciated Cadance quite as much as I did just then. A lot of the time even Twilight herself – my very closest friend – wasn’t so considerate.

When we finally reached the biggest of the guest suites, I set the suitcases down and smiled up at her. “Thank you!” I said as I turned toward the door. “It really means a lot that you’d help!”

Setting down her own suitcases, she shut the door, stopping me in my tracks. “I should be thanking you! These are my suitcases you’re carrying.”

I stared at the closed door. Why’d she do that? “Yeah. I guess.”

“And I think I have just the way to properly thank you.” She held out a coupon. ‘One Free Pussy Licking’

My eyes popped out of my head. “What? Where’d you get that?”

“Where do you think?” She smirked and raised an eyebrow. “Is there someone else you’ve been giving these to?”

“But... But how?”

“Oh, a certain somepony wrote to me for relationship advice. What to do about certain coupons she’d been given. And my advice was that if she didn’t want to use them herself, she could give some to mares in need. She thought I’d know who was in need far better than she did, so she gave almost all of them to me.” Cadance shifted her hips and ran her hands down her body. “What she didn’t know is that the mare in need ... is me.”

“I ... I can’t do that!” I backed away, despite how alluring she looked in her white sundress. “You’re married!”

Cadance glanced back at the coupon. “’To the bearer of this coupon, One Free Pussy Licking. I, Spike, swear on my Dragon Code to honor this coupon instantly whenever it is presented.’ That’s what it says. Are you violating your Dragon Code?”

Dragon Code was one thing ... but there was also the Bro Code to think about! “I can’t! I have to tell Shining Armor!”

Cadance instantly held out another coupon: ‘Sexy Secrets Kept, No Matter What’

Dang it! I sputtered... There had to be some way out of this pickle! “But ... but... Why would you even want this? I thought you were happy with Shining Armor!”

She sighed happily. “Oh, he’s quite nice, yes. I’ve already had him four times today. But did you really think that just one stallion could satisfy the Princess of Love?”

“He could be back here any minute!”

Cadance lifted her sundress. “Then you’d better hurry!”

My jaw dropped. My tongue hung out. She was wearing panties, but only barely. A tiny red pair that was more strap than fabric. It didn’t even cover her entire pussy lips, leaving a slight hint of the cleft between them exposed on the top.

“You like these?” Cadance reached down with her other hand and rubbed herself through the tiny panties. “Shining got them for our anniversary.” She pulled them to the side, fully exposing her pussy, the first I’d ever seen in real life. “Come here, dragon boy, show me what that tongue can do!”

For a long moment, I stared, my first ever glimpse of a real live pussy searing itself permanently into my brain.

I knew that there was no way I was going to be good at this. I’d never even touched any mare’s pussy before! But of course Cadance was absolutely gorgeous...

Yes, she’s no Rarity. She doesn’t quite have Rarity’s sense of style, Rarity’s flair, Rarity’s ineffable charm... But even I had to admit that in sheer bodily attractiveness, Cadance might even have Rarity beaten! Long, long legs that seemed even longer with the hem of her short dress held up like this. Wide, curvy hips leading up to a shockingly narrow waist. And even hidden under her sundress, her boobs were mind-blowingly huge and perky...

Still holding her skirt up, she came toward me, all the way until she was nearly touching me. Somehow, my cocks had gotten hard without me noticing ... but from the way she was looking down at them, she had surely noticed.

I dropped to my knees.

Cadance’s hand left her panties, leaving them pulled to the side. She rested it on top of my head instead. She wasn’t forcing me. It was more like ... she was ready to guide me.

I’d been so eager to touch Scootaloo, right? What was I waiting for now?

With a silent mental apology to Shining Armor, I leaned forward and pressed my snout up against Cadance’s exposed pussy lips. So soft! So warm! I shuddered and moaned. Already, her plush pink lips almost enveloped the tip of my snout, dribbling a little clear nectar on my upper lip. My brain racing from overload and yet barely daring to move, I slowly ventured to touch her with my tongue.

She gave a slight coo of satisfaction; her grip on the back of my head tightened. Did she want more?

Well, okay ... more.

Quickly, I gave it my all – I slathered my tongue across her opening as hard as I could, moving like a blur!

Cadance yanked back from me with an involuntary shudder. “Sensitive!” She looked at me past the hem of her sundress. “Hm... You’re pretty new at this, aren’t you?”

No point in hiding it. I nodded.

“Come here.” She went over and sat on the edge of the bed, taking her panties off and then spreading her legs until she was exposed even without lifting her dress.

What else was I going to do? I came over to the edge of the bed like she obviously wanted me to, and got down in front of her. Before I could dive in again, though, she grabbed my head.

“Not so fast. Start slow. Try just teasing my outer lips first. Then you can start gently going further.”

This was more complicated than I’d thought ... but I did my best. My tongue still tingling from my first taste of a mare’s bitter-sweet juices, I slowly licked her this time. It gave me a better opportunity to actually appreciate the soft, delicate curves of her pussy lips ... and from the sound of Cadance’s voice, she appreciated it too!

“Very nice. Now try moving on to gentle licks up the middle, okay?”

I couldn’t respond. My mouth was busy, and she was holding my head in place. All I could do was to try exactly what she’d said ... and hope against hope that Shining Armor wouldn’t suddenly walk in and see!

The flavor was much stronger now that I licked the pink slit right up the middle of her pussy. Not bad, but something I’d have to get used to – I’d never tasted anything like it! Did all mares taste like this? Were all of them so vividly pink on the inside, or was it just because Cadance was pink on the outside, too?

“Aah!” she squeaked, her legs hooking behind my back. “Easy on my clit! Not yet!”

I looked up, barely able to see her face over the big swell of her covered titties, which heaved with every deep breath.

“Why don’t you try snaking that tongue of yours inside?” she said, her voice seductively smooth and sweet like honey.

This was it. I did as I was told, carefully parting her hot, wet folds with my forked tongue and bravely venturing into new territory I could only imagine before. I knew there would be some kind of a hole ... but I hadn’t expected it to be so low ... or so tight! Even against my narrow tongue, her entrance squeezed me firmly, but I pressed onward, much to Cadance’s increasingly delighted squeals.

It meant I was doing good ... but I sure wished she would be quieter! Wasn’t she worried about being caught? These guest rooms didn’t have locks – none of the doors on the castle did. When it had sprouted from the ground, nopony had come to hand Twilight keys for it.

My ears twitched between Cadance’s supple pink thighs. Was that...?

Hoofsteps in the hall! Voices!

Despite Cadance holding me in place, I yanked back, slurping my tongue out of her pussy. “They’re coming!”

She was off of me in a second, standing next to the bed and smoothing down the hem of her sundress almost faster than I could see her move.

And that left me ... kneeling next to her bed with my muzzle covered in her juices! Quick! I had to find something to wipe it off of me! But I couldn’t use the bed sheets! They’d see the suspicious stain! I had to find...

Cadance’s panties!

I snatched them up off of the bedspread where she’d let them fall. They were already a little wet with her juices, and there wasn’t much fabric to begin with, but I wiped myself down as best as I could.

Before I could find somewhere to put them or give them back to her, I heard the door opening.

“Hi, Twilight! Hi, Shining!” I said, a huge fake smile on my face and Cadance’s panties balled up into a little wet wad in my fist.

Twilight looked at me strangely. “Yeah, um... Hi.”

“There you are, honey!” Shining came to Cadance and gave her a big kiss. Not a peck on the lips kiss, a seriously making out kiss! She pressed her body up against him; he reached a hand behind her where only I would see and shamelessly grabbed her ass through the sundress. He gave her one last little nuzzle as they separated again. “Looks like you and Spike have already gotten everything up here. Need help with anything else?”

“Oh!” Twilight said, “I can take care of it if you need anything!”

By which she probably meant that she’d tell me to take care of it... But whatever. I was used to that. What I wasn’t used to was having a mare’s juices threatening to soak out of her panties and through my tightly clenched fist. Having stray whiffs of her adulterous scent still clinging to my muzzle.

“Twiley’s making my favorite for dinner!” Shining Armor blurted out, apparently unable to contain himself.

“Corn dogs with mac ‘n cheese?” Cadance glanced wryly at the way her husband drooled over the sound of that. “Well it’s been a long train ride. How about I go freshen up with a quick shower while you get us unpacked, Honey?” She winked at me – right at me – right in front of Shining Armor! “I can’t wait for dinner!”

Not knowing what else to do – and worried that Cadance would try to pull me into the shower with her somehow – I hastily left the room along with Twilight. Cadance’s panties were still in my hand. I’d have to hide them somewhere before dinner...

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Cadance had shown up to dinner in an unusually long, voluminous dress. Uncharacteristically modest. Did that mean she was done toying with me? I didn’t dare to hope. She must have been planning something...

Since it was just the four of us, we ended up eating at the small dining table right in the kitchen, not the castle’s formal dining hall. Thank goodness. This smaller space was always much easier to clean. Shining Armor and Cadance sat across from each other, gazing longingly like lovesick honeymooners. Twilight, of course, sat next to her brother. Which left me ... right next to Cadance.

Uh-oh... But she wouldn’t try anything here. Not right in front of everyone!

She did, though. Halfway through dinner, while Twilight and Shining were happily chatting away – something about the previous time Shining had gotten his favorite meal – Cadance slipped another coupon out from the many folds of her dress and slid it across the table.

I grabbed it and held it in my lap before the others might see. Shining Armor wouldn't know what it was, but Twilight might recognize it ... if she’d been paying attention. I looked down at it. ‘Secret Sexytime In Public, No Questions Asked’

“Now?” I whispered, my voice hissing in disbelief. “Shining Armor's right there!”

“No questions asked,” she whispered back. With an un-subtle flick of her wrist, she dropped her fork off the edge of the table.

I stared, unbelieving.

“Oh goodness, I seem to have dropped my fork! Spike, could you be a dear and pick that up for me?”

I glanced at Shining Armor and Twilight, but they seemed lost in their own little world. They barely seemed to have noticed that Cadance said anything at all. Twilight flicked her wrist ... either just gesturing while chatting ... or indicating that I should do as Cadance asked.

With deep foreboding, I slipped down underneath the table.

Yep... Cadance was already lifting the front of her long formal dress, inviting me.

A dragon’s gotta do what a dragon’s gotta do...

Thankfully, Cadance quickly enveloped me under her dress. At least enough that a casual glance under the table wouldn’t immediately give us away. Hopefully. The smell of Cadance’s sweet perfume was overwhelming, suffusing all the air here. But it wasn't the only scent. Despite her recent shower, I could already smell the scent of Cadance herself. The smell of pussy. Something I’d never been aware of before, but was quickly becoming all too familiar with. As Cadance’s legs parted, I could clearly see that she wasn’t wearing any panties at all under the big dress, leaving me face-to-face with the part of a married mare I absolutely should never see.

I reached out and gently stroked her pussy lips with one hand, which she seemed to enjoy, given the way she scooched out to the very edge of the chair to give me better access. Maybe that would be enough? This coupon had only mentioned ‘sexytime’, not anything in particular.

And ... this was kind of nice. Licking was one thing, but actually being able to touch a mare like this? I was learning a lot more about how certain parts felt. Despite my misgivings about her husband right across the table from her, I couldn’t help but enjoy it. My cocks grew hard in my pants as I delicately explored her outer folds, spreading her juices over her outer pussy lips and discovering what every last little bit of her looked and felt like.

Just as I was about to venture a finger inside, though, I felt her hand on the back of my head again.

It looked like just fingering her wasn’t going to be enough. Giving in to the inevitable, I lowered my head down and began licking her slowly, just like before. Hopefully, I could get her to orgasm quickly. Hopefully, she’d be quieter this time.

It went pretty well, actually, now that I knew at least a little about what I was doing. Cadance’s hips subtly flexed upward to meet me as my tongue lightly danced around her plush outer lips, as if she was begging for more. Taking that as my cue, I began lapping right at her soaked slit. Her hand pushed me down much harder this time, and she ground herself against my face.

When I heard her moan, I thought for sure we were going to be caught!

Only ... that moan was followed by Twilight’s voice. “Aw! You two are so cute when you kiss like that!”

Unable to help myself, I darted back and yanked Cadance’s dress from my head. Getting caught wasn’t even on my mind at that moment. I just had to see!

I don’t know what I expected to see from under the table. But Cadance definitely was leaning the top half of her body over the table like she was kissing somebody across it. And Shining Armor was...

What the fuck!

Shining Armor’s cock was out of his pants! And there was Twilight’s hand, stroking his big cock under the table as he kissed his wife! Both of them were making out with each other while ... while...

The thinking part of my brain simply shut off at that moment. I couldn't process what I’d seen, so why even try? Did Cadance know? Did Shining Armor know? Did Twilight know? Did I know? It was too much to think about, too much speculation and guessing to do. It short-circuited me. And all that was left were the open pink legs in front of me, the lifted skirt ... and a job to do.

My mind blank, I went back under Cadance’s dress, and I rushed back to work ... if only to prevent my mind from wandering.

Cadance was overwhelming enough to do that. Even the air I breathed was full of her. She was very wet now, and the whole space under her skirt hot-boxed me with her feminine scent. Heedless of subtlety now, I plunged my tongue straight into her. And into her. So warm and tight inside! The inner walls of her pussy squeezed back against my tongue as it writhed inside her.

“Mmm!” she moaned, somewhere above me. I really hoped she still had the excuse of kissing Shining Armor!

Even though I knew it was a bad idea, I reached down into my pants. Hey! Don’t judge me – it was my very first day of seeing a pussy, much less touching and tasting one! The instinct was just too powerful to control. My cocks were begging for the slightest touch ... and once I gave that to myself, I involuntarily moaned a little myself. It was a good thing Cadance’s pussy was there to muffle my voice!

Apparently the vibrations of me moaning was a good thing? I’m still fuzzy about the details. But Cadance instantly spasmed, her thighs clamping tightly around my head and her pussy flooding my mouth with marecum. She rocked my head back and forth with the pulsing of her hips, her inner walls squeezing down on my tongue the whole time.

Despite my horniness, I took my hand out of my pants and took myself out from under Cadance’s skirt as soon as she slumped back into her chair and relaxed the grip of her legs. This was already way too risky – I wasn’t about to push my luck!

Well, except for one thing: I didn’t mind using the frills of Cadance’s dress to wipe my mouth before getting up. She made the mess – she could keep it. I very studiously did not look back toward Shining Armor while getting back up. I’d already seen far more than I wanted to. All I cared about was getting out of this.

The moment she saw me pop back up, Twilight gasped and slammed both hands onto the tabletop, giving me the worst poker face I’d ever seen. “I wasn’t doing anything!”

Shining Armor looked pretty mortified, too. “I, uh, forgot you were down there, Spike... It must have been ... really hard to find that fork, huh?”

Crap! I forgot about the fork!

Quickly, and hoping neither of them would notice, I grabbed the one from next to my own plate and handed it toward Cadance. “Yeah! Got it!”

“You, uh, didn’t see anything else down there, did you?” Shining asked, not innocently at all. Both he and Twilight stared anxiously.

“N-no!” I gulped, swallowing a bit of Cadance’s remaining juices. “Um, why? Did you drop something too?”

Both of them sighed in relief. “No,” Twilight said, “but it’s always good to check.”

Cadance stared at the two of them with an eyebrow raised. Did she know? Did she suspect? What the heck was going on in this family, and why did I have to be in the middle of it?

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