Since the dawn of mankind there has existed a secretive war waged between two vehemently opposed factions. An endless struggle for dominance greater than the battle of good vs evil. More influential in its nature than light vs dark. More decisive than and impactful than any other conflict humanity has since faced.

This is the war between large or small breasts.

This particular story will contain the usual naughty parts later on, but is the main focus is meant to be comedy.

Editting and proofreading by: The Great Derpsby
Cover Art by: Uotapo