Being a normal brony in a normal world, it seems only natural that I would get randomly sent to Equestria for no reason whatsoever.

It also seems natural that whatever vague force sent me there also turned me into a pony.

But not just any pony.

Applejack.

Who is my least favorite of the Mane 6.

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You know how most writers begin writing a story with a clear idea in mind, a rich, intricate storyline already set up, and their razor sharp writing skills at the ready?

Yeah. About that.