The psychotic gentlegriff

Anubis and Graceful made their way to the Brown Bean Cafe, today was the day that Graceful would just ask Coffee Creamer out on a date. The weekend was 3 days away but Anubis was thinking about how long it would take for somepony to find the mess he made the night before.

They arrived at the cafe and Anubis sat down whilst Graceful went in, he felt sick and was mentally screaming at what he was about to say. Before the seeds of doubt took root, he straightened up and asked her out.

“Coffee, I want to take you out for dinner this Saturday?”

She looked at him, her face flushed red and she stuttered. “O-Oh m-my gosh, yes of course I’d love to Grace.” She then rounded the counter and gave the Captain a bone crushing hug, they chatted for a few minutes before Graceful left with a latte and giddy grin on his muzzle.

“Anubis you were right she said yes! Oh this is an amazing day, come on otherwise we’re gonna be late.”

“And you thought I was lying, hey wait up Graceful!”

They swiftly made their way to the castle and vanished into the Captain’s office.

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Anubis’s POV

“Hey Graceful, I need to go to the toilet.”

“Yeah yeah, you know where it is right?”

“Yeah I do, I’ll be back in 5.” I took my leave and made my way to relief myself, I should find away to keep him happy all the time. He’s in his very own little world and I don’t have to deal with Captain Graceful, just happy Graceful. As I made my way towards the restroom I bumped into Silverfeather and another female griffon who looked familiar.

“Oh hi Silver, fancy seeing you here.”

“Oh um hey Anubis, um so…. Where’s Captain Graceful?” She smiled nervously.

“In his office, so who’s your friend?”

“T-that’s my mother, you idiot. You’ve met her before, you know before you had your accident.” Her mother just sat down and watched as her daughter got flustered.

“You’re gonna have to be a little bit more specific, because I’ve had a lot of accidents.”

“The one in your room.”

“Ooooh, still don’t remember.”

“WHAT!!! HOW!?!”

Silverfeather’s mum got up and ruffled her daughter’s head. “Silver dear, he’s messing with you, he remembers.”

“Oh you’re good it’s ashamed Silver here only got your looks, ptsss your daughter has no idea how to do maths.” We both shared a giggle at Silver’s expression of embarrassment.

“Don’t believe him mum, I can do maths.” She was trying to kill me with her eyes at this point, so I continued.

“Although she can only do her one times tables but she’s right that is maths.”

“Anubis!!!”

“I’m joking I’m joking.”

Then Silver’s mum spoke up. “So Anubis, your on a first name basis with my daughter.”

“Mhmmmm I guess I am, why do you ask your highness?”

“Did she give you permission to forgo her title?”

“Nope.”

“Oh is that so, I see….” The griffon queen was thinking it through and I now realise that I might have just gotten myself into a lot of trouble. She then turned to silver. “So do you have a crush on this young griff, Silver?”

The look of shock on Silver’s face was priceless and I struggled to contain my composure. Silverfeather practically changed colour and she took flight down the hallway. As soon as she was gone I burst into laughter and her mother joined me.

“Oh that was good, did you see how red she went.”

“I’ll admit that my daughter doesn’t help her case but I believe that we went a little too far with that.”

“Maybe but it was worth it and I doubt that she’s really mad, she’ll probably avoid eye contact or act as if I don’t exist.”

“Yeah, oh and don’t think I didn’t notice that sneaky little comment about me and my daughter’s looks.”

“It was risky but I thought why not, might as well.” I gave a shrug of my wings.

“Yeah but I must ask, do you like my daughter Anubis?”

“Oh wow, straight to the point.”

“Yes, when you work in politics you tend to get tired of the riddles.”

“Fair enough but if I’m being honest, I don’t know.”

“Really? I mean you’re a seventeen year old male griffon and a member of royalty has a crush on you.”

“When you put it like that, it’s actually crazy to think about but I’m not really sure about being with royalty, it seems like a lot of stress.”

“Hahahahah Anubis, you’re an odd one that’s for sure. Although that brings me to another question, what do you think of Princess Celestia’s flanks?”

“Well they’re nice and round, you can see the muscle underneath her coat and….” I quickly silenced myself and felt my cheeks heating up.

“Oh my.” She raised her talon in front of her beak. “So you’re more fond of Celestia, oh you dirty griff. Then again you could have them both, but you’ll have to prove that you can protect my daughter first.” She then turned around and swiftly walked away, I just sat there in shock at the two revelations I just had.

Did I like Celestia and Silverfeather? They’re both the closest thing to friends I have but they’re not like the Captains in that regard. So maybe I’m attracted to them? I’m not sure how I feel about that, it must be a result of my new body. Not to mention that being with two partners sounds really exhausting.

I shook my head, clearing it of those types of thoughts and continued towards the toilets.

After taking care of my business I returned to Graceful’s office. I saw Silver sitting outside, she didn’t even look at me. When I walked in I was met with the room packed with Silverfeather’s mum, Celestia and Tender Care inside Graceful’s office. I also noticed that there was two others who I didn’t recognise, a griffon and an earth pony.

They all turned to look at me and it suddenly felt like I was not meant to be here right now, Celestia opened her mouth but before she said anything Captain Sky flew past me.

“Sorry I came as soon as I could princess.” She was really out of breath but she straightened up and gave a salute.

“At ease Captain.” Celestia then turned to me. “Anubis could you please ask one of the guards to escort you and princess Silverfeather to my private study.”

“Um sure but what’s going on, Celestia?”

“Nothing you need to worry about, just politics.”

“Celestia I’m seventeen, I’m sure that I can comprehend a bit of politics.”

“Anubis, I’ll be there in a hour or less but I would like you to be somewhere that I know is safe.”

“What makes your study safer than anywhere else in the castle?”

“Magical wards, so please do as I say Anubis.”

“(Sigh) yes Celestia I’ll do as you say.” Silver’s mum wiggled her eyebrows at me and I then took my leave, a part of me was panicking but I was certain that I was in the clear.

Me and the still pissed princess were escorted by 6 guards. Two griffons, two pegasi, an earth pony and unicorn. We arrived at Celestia’s private study and we went inside, I decided to make myself comfortable whilst Silver went over to the opposite side of the room. I sat there and watched as she attempted to ignore me, so I just rolled over and closed my eyes.

It’s been 5 minutes and I can’t get to sleep, I was getting bored. I had become so used to training with Graceful that I now couldn’t even take a nap this early on in the day. I eventually decided to do some basic exercises just to pass the time.

About 10 minutes into my workout I noticed an odd smell, it was quite pleasant if I’m being honest but it’s weird that it just suddenly appeared. After I finish my wing push ups, I got up and looked over towards Silver. Her eyes widened and she became a dark crimson but then she suddenly let out a few whimpers before she raised her talon in front of her. I was a little confused at first but when I saw her talon was coated in a clear shimmering liquid, everything fell into place. The smell, her whimpering and what her talon was covered in, she had been getting off watching me workout.

We just stared at each other for a minute before she ask. “So um do you want to help?” She gave a nervous smile and fell onto her back, exposing her hind legs to me. I had no idea what the fuck was going on, what do I do in this situation. She then slowly starts to spread her hind legs and looked at me with pleading eyes.

“Silver I’m sorry but you’re a princess, I can’t do that.”

“And as a princess, I command you to help me.”

“What!? No you can’t just do that.”

“Why are you being difficult Nubie? Clearly you want to.”

“Like hell I do, you need to calm yourself down before Celestia gets here and you get us both in trouble.” Although that did get me a little excited at the image of Celestia walking in but not enough to sway my resolve. Not even my member was unsheathed so that was a point in my favour.

“Look Silver I’m flattered but no, I’m not going to help you out.”

She got up and tears threatened to leak from her eyes. “Why?!? What is it? What’s wrong? A-am I not good enough….” She was trying her best to hold back tears but she couldn’t resist any longer.

She wiped her tears away with a wing. “I-Is it because I’m dumb?”

Oh shit, I didn’t think she took it to heart. “No Silver, it’s not that and don’t even say you’re dumb.”

“But I am, I-I thought t-that if I offered myself to you. (Sniffle) y-you would just jump at the opportunity and and and.”

“It wasn’t that dumb of an idea Silver, it probably would have worked if you weren’t royalty,”

“W-what do you mean A-Anubis?”

“Look at me Silver.” I had her full attention now, she wasn’t crying as much now so I continued. “Because you’re royalty I chose not to take you up on that offer ok, not because you’re dumb.”

“S-so you think I’m dumb.” Her eyes welled up with tears again. I really should have worded that better.

“Look if it makes you feel better, I was dumb once.”

“B-but you understand everything Celestia teaches you and I’m still struggling with the basics, I’m nineteen Anubis!” She was probably high strung with her emotions and I needed to find a way to calm her down. I don’t want to find out what an upset and horny griffon hen was capable of.

“Look everycreature learns at a different pace and I’m just been forced to get good at it but maybe Celestia’s way of teaching just doesn’t work for you?”

“So what? Do I just try and find a new way of learning that works for me?”

“Yes.” She looked at me and sniffled. “If you want to, we could go over some maths before Celestia gets here. I’ll help you with that instead.”

“T-thank you Anubis.” She then dragged me into a hug and nuzzled into my chest fur but I was more concerned about the fact that she didn’t wipe her claws before hugging me. The fur on my back was now matted and she managed to get some on my feathers too.

I decided to grab a maths textbook and laid down on a soft pillow, Silver scooted up against my side but she made a bit of space between us. I turned to look at her, she was blushing and trying to hide behind the long feather that where on her head.

“Um sorry, I didn’t mean to get that close Nubie.”

“Nah it’s fine Silver, make yourself comfortable.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, you already got my back sticky.” I pointed to the matted fur on my back.

“Oh um oh my, I completely forgot about that I-I.” I cut her off before she made herself panic.

“Sh stop that, it’s fine really I don’t care about that. I’ll just take a bath or something.”

“B-but others will smell me on you Anubis.”

Oh that’s bad, like real bad. “So we’ll just explain everything to Celestia and hope for the best.”

“What?!? No we can’t!”

“Oh shush, it’s not like we have a choice and it’s better than leaving it up to speculation.”

“B-but.”

“What’s 60 divided by 4?”

“Wha…. Um oh um, 15?”

“Correct, see you’re not dumb. Now what’s 184 times 14?” The focus on her face was adorable but I think she’s struggling with that one.

“I don’t know Anubis.”

“Ok try to write it out on paper then.”

“What?”

“Write 184, 14 time and add them all together.”

“Oh ok.” She jump up and went over to the table and grabbed her note book and quill, I watched but quickly averted my gaze after getting another look at her dripping slit. I felt myself pressing against the pillow and I quickly reminded myself that she was royalty, if I do anything I’m taking a one way trip to the dungeons. Agh why is she swishing her tail like that!?! It’s not helping.

I focus on the textbook and waited for her to settle down next to me but she decided to lean against me instead. “Okay got everything?”

“Yep.” She then got to work writing out the equation on the notebook and I waited in silence watching what she was writing. Then I noticed something wrapping around my tail and I looked back to find that she had wrapped her tail around mine. As I was about to say something, the door opened and my words died in my throat.

In came Celestia and Silver’s mum and dad.