The psychotic gentlegriff

by Anubis Grimgost

C28 Sticky Situation

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Celestia’s POV

The first thing I noticed was that Anubis and Silverfeather were both reading a book together, the second thing I noticed was the smell of arousal in the air. That’s when King Silverbeak bolted towards Anubis with a furious expression on his face, Anubis immediately jumped up and ran away from the furious king.

“Woah woah woah, I can explain what was happening, believe me it wasn’t what you are thinking.”

“Explain!? Yeah you can explain why my daughter’s scent is all over you, after I castrate you.”

“Wha? no way, Celestia help please I don’t want to be castrated!”

Anubis instantly ran towards me but Silverbeak grabbed his tail and pulled him back. I was about to step in when Silverfeather beat me to it.

“Dad! Get off him, he didn’t do anything.” She stood between them and Silverbeak released his grip on the terrified griff’s tail. Anubis ran towards me and hid underneath me, it would have been cute if he wasn’t so scared.

“Silveey my little song bird, you don’t have to cover for that griff. I’m just going to have a little chat with him, that’s all.” Anubis interrupted.

“Like hell you were just going to speak with me, you were going to chop my dick off!”

“Exactly, you horny peace of shit.”

“Dad stop, he didn’t do anything. It was me okay, I was watching him working out and I got a little excited.” Silverfeather mumbled that last part but by the look on her dad’s face, he heard her.

“Silveey dear what are you saying?”

“I’m trying to tell you that I tried to subdue Anubis but he ended up saying no and helping me with my maths instead.”

“Okay but why does he have your scent on him as well as the fur on his back is matted?”

“Oh um well I um may have…. You know.” She looked away and fiddled with her talons and her dad must of understood. “Yeah and I didn’t clean myself off and I gave Anubis a hug.” Silverfeather’s cheeks were glowing red.

“Oh…. Oh um well I guess that’s better than what I originally thought but that doesn’t mean you’re off the hook Anubis, I’m watching you.”

Then Blackfeather interrupted. “Honey relax, they’re young and curious. So don’t act like we were any better.”

“But sweetie.”

“Silverbeak, how old were we?”

“I fail to see how that has anything to do with this dear.”

“Oh really because I remember we were more than a little touchy at nineteen.”

“MUM!?! What the Tartarus?!? Eew i don’t want to know about that.”

“Oh but you’re more then eager to get frisky with him.” She pointed at Anubis who was still hiding underneath me, he wasn’t terrified but he remained there. I then leaned down to him and whispered.

“Psss don’t worry I wouldn’t let anything happen to you, so you can come out now.”

“Thanks but I’m gonna stay here just in case and the views good too.”

Oh is it now? What would you do if I decided to lay down?”

“You wouldn’t, right?”

“Oh what’s wrong, scared you’ll like it?”

“Wha no, Celestia wait.”

“Well too bad because you’re too irresistible down there.” And I lowered myself onto him, he tried to escape but I wasn’t about to let that happen. He tried to wiggle out but all he did was brush his tail against my slit. I kept my composure and pretended like nothing happened.

“Comfortable their Celestia?” I froze in place and my cheeks went warm. I saw Silverbeak looking at me with confusion and Silverfeather and Blackfeather both sporting knowing smiles.

“Heheheh um well I thought that Anubis was…. Was still shaken up by king Silverbeak, so I was just comforting him…. In a motherly way, that’s all.”

“Oh really now, then why are you blushing?”

“Blackfeather shush please, I can assure you that I was only comforting him.”

She shook her head. “You’re no better than my daughter Celestia, I’m disappointed.”

The look of comprehension on Silverbeak’s face made Blackfeather burst out into laughter. “Hahahahah! Oh my goodness honey, you should see your face.” She then turned to Silverfeather. “Heheh anyway I believe we should get going, me and your father have a long overdue conversation to have with you about griffs.”

They said bye to me and Anubis before leaving and left us alone. I decided to get up and help Anubis up to his claws.

“Anubis are you okay, you look a little flustered there.”

“Yeah I couldn’t imagine why, maybe if you weren’t so hot.”

“Oh I see, so I’m hot Anubis?”

“Wha wait no I didn’t mean it like that although you are hot but I meant hot in a literal sense….” His cheeks went a dark shade of red, I stifled a giggle.

“Anubis I knew what you meant but it’s good to know that you think I’m hot, you’ve cute when you’re blushing heheheh.” He became even redder.

“I’m not cute Celestia! well I won’t be for long, I’m still growing.” He then stuck his tongue out at me and spun around.

“Oh so you’re giving me the silent treatment now, fine then you’re not cute you’re adorable.” He spun back around so fast I thought he was going to fall over.

“You take that back Swan neck, I’m not adorable. I-I-I’m ferocious.” He tried to make himself look as intimidating as possible by spreading his wings out and held his head up high, showing off his fangs.

“Okay so what’s your plan now because you’ve only made yourself look less threatening.”

He then lowered his head and let out a deep growl.

“Anubis?” I took a step back and fluffed my wings, I didn’t know what was going through his mind but I was getting nervous. He raised his rear end into the air and lunged toward me, I let out a high pitched yelp and teleported to the other side of the room.

“Anubis stop, I need to speak with you about aah.” He pounced on top of me and bit my neck, I was about to use my magic to restrain him but my eyes shot open when he started to nibble on my neck. It tickled and I started to bap at him with my hooves whilst giggling but then he jumped off and gave me a smug grin.

“Not so smug now, are we Celestia. I’m a biter.”

I wasn’t going to let him get away with this so I teleported behind him and bit down on the scruff of his neck. He struggled but quickly fell limp as I lifted him up.

“No you’re still cute.” I mumbled out.

I then walked out of my study with him still in my teeth, I nearly tripped over his tail but I used my magic to move it out of the way. I was carrying him to the baths because he still had Silverfeather’s scent on him and it started to stick to me now.

But as I was about to take him into my personal bathhouse I bumped into lady Silver Blood, the last noble I wanted to see today.

“Oh princess Celestia, just the pony I was looking for…. What is that?” Her tone irritated me, he’s not a thing. I lowered Anubis down and narrowed my eyes at the disrespectful mare.

“And what do you mean by “that” Silver blood?” The mare took a few steps back and shrunk under my gaze.

“I-I wasn’t t-trying to imply anything y-your highness.”

“Is that so? Then if you’ll excuse me, i have important matters to tend to.”

“More important than a murder on a noble?”

“If you must know Silver blood, I’ve already launched an investigation into that dreadful matter and I believe that it shouldn’t be discussed in front of a teenage griff.” I turned around to look at her and her eyes went wide.

“Oh of course princess, I had no idea that he was a teenager, my apologies.” She bowed and quickly turned to leave.

“Wow you seem to have the nobles in check, remind me to never get on your bad side.”

I turned back to Anubis and gave a warm smile. “Sorry for that, I just didn’t like how she was addressing you, that’s all Anubis.”

“Oh I don’t mind, in fact I think you should be more like that with them and I like the fangs too.”

Fangs? Wait what no, no no no that can’t be right. “Anubis what do you mean fangs? I don’t have any.”

He looked at me in confusion and walked up to me, he then took his claw and pulled my muzzle close to him. What was he doing? I-I could feel my heart beating faster and he….

“See right here, fangs.” He poked my teeth and pulled away with a curious gaze. I ran my tongue along my teeth only to find that I did have fangs, my heart stopped for a second and I had a thousand thoughts going through my head.

“Celestia, are you alright? You look spooked.”

“I.” I pause for a second before continuing. “I’m fine Anubis, come on let’s get cleaned up, I need to speak with you about that thing I mentioned earlier.”

“Um okay but isn’t the bathhouse for the castle staff that way?”

“Yes but you going to be taking a bath with me, silly.” His cheeks flushed red and I let out a giggle.

“B-but Celestia I’m a-a male and y- you’re a female a-and that’s.” I cut him off before he could finish that sentence.

“Anubis, we’re already naked. So what’s wrong with bathing with friends, i mean I’ve already seen your under carriage on accident remember?”

“How could I forget but still…. That seems like a private matter, not a social one.”

“Not for us ponies or griffons, don’t worry I’ll teach you the social norms Anubis.”

“Okay if you say so but I’m still not convinced.”

“Come on, the longer we take the less time we have to relax.”

“Okay okay I’m hurrying and don’t ever pick me up like that again, I swear some of the guards mares were staring.”

“Heheh don’t worry they won’t touch, unless you want them to.”

“What is wrong with you?”

“HEHEHE When you live as long as me, you tend to get an idea of how your subjects will react.”

“Yeah I gathered that, you ponies are too touchy. Especially the maids.”

“Excuse me but what? Anubis what do you mean by that?”

“Wha Nothing Celestia, I meant nothing.” I could tell he was hiding something.

“Anubis Grimgost you better explain to me what you meant, now.”

“Um so well mhmm I don’t know how to explain but It don’t concern you, I’m old enough to give consent okay.”

I turned to him shocked about what I just heard. “Anubis?!? You’re seventeen!!”

“And what’s wrong with that?”

“What’s wrong with that, the castle maids have to keep a professional work environment.”

“Hey it wasn’t my fault, she came onto me.”

“Did you tell her you’re age, Anubis?”

“Maybe? I don’t remember I never did get her name now that I think of it.”

“Anubis please tell me you’re joking?”

“Hehehe, no.”

I let out a sigh and gestured for him to follow me, I can’t believe one of my maids just…. Took his innocence and never even gave him her name. I’ll have to find this maid and deal with her accordingly.

Anubis cautiously followed me into my private bathhouse and I began to remove my regalia and placed them on my ponyquin. I turned to the look at Anubis and he was staring intently at the ponyquin, dose he have a fear of them?

“Anubis what are you staring at, come on.”

“Y-yeah sure thing Celestia.” He turned to me and bounded past me and dove into the water.

(SLPASH!!!)

He swam back up to the surface. “Gasp! Celestia jump in, the water’s lovely.”

I slowly lowered myself into the pool before Anubis used his tail to splash me and he took off swimming. The way he was swimming amazed me, he was using his wings and tail to propel himself through the water. It was oddly satisfying to watch, I didn’t even know he could swim.

He resurfaced at the other side of the pool, I used my magic to levitate shampoo, conditioner and a sponge over to him. He took them with zero hesitation and immediately started washing himself.

“Anubis, an incident happened a few blocks away from Captain Graceful’s home so you’re going to be moving back into the castle.”

“Oh um okay but i don’t really have anything to move, you know I haven’t got anything to my name.” I could tell that he was being light hearted but It was kinda sad that he literally had nothing.

“Look if you want, I could have Graceful take you shopping this Saturday?”

“I wouldn’t mind but he’s got a date on Saturday, what about Captain shouty?”

“Captain Shouty?”

“Captain Sky.”

“Oh, well I don’t see why not. So Grateful asked this mare out and she said yes, do you know her name?”

“Um I think it’s Coffee Creamer but that’s about all I know.”

“Oh so that’s who he likes, good to know.”

“Okay? So I’m going to be staying here again, will I be having my old room back then?”

“Nope, you’re going to be placed a bit closer to my sleeping quarters and routine inspections will be mandatory until I say otherwise.” He winced at that last part.

“What if I helped wash your back?”

“If you’re offering to help me then go right ahead.” He swam over to me and grabbed a bottle of shampoo.

He was really good with those claws of his, I should honestly ask him to bathe with me more often. He wasn’t too rough but wasn’t overly careful either but my wings shot out when his claw brushed against one of my wings.

“Oh my Anubis do be careful not to touch my wings please, they’re very sensitive and…. Um you just don’t do it, okay.”

“Oh okay Celestia, I’m sorry I won’t do it again.”

“Thank you, you can continue if you want Anubis, I didn’t say stop.” He Then got back to scrubbing my back.

“So Anubis you turned Silverfeather down, why?”

“Well because it just felt weird, I mean she’s royalty and I knew that I’d be in trouble if I did anything with her.”

“Oh so you do like her, you were just thinking with the right head then.”

“Yes….” He stop for a second. “Why do you have to make things weird Celestia?”

“Because I can, so if she wasn’t a princess would you have had some fun.”

“Wha why are you interested, i I…. I don’t know ok?”

“Heheheh Anubis so you still wouldn’t? what if it was me?”

“Oh definitely, like I wouldn’t have hesitated one bit.”

My eyes widened and wing stiffened up, I could feel my cheeks warming up. I-I-I wasn’t expecting such a blunt response from him, no hesitation. Then I heard him burst out into laughter and I spun around to look at him. My eyes must have been playing tricks on me because I felt my cheeks get even hotter. The way the feathers on top of his head clung to him, the way the water dripped down his frame and his fur held on to his body. It was…. Cute? No…. Attractive? Yes but no…. S-Sexy? I mean he looked good and I could feel my nether regions heating up. I shook my head furiously, banishing those inappropriate thoughts and I turned away, he’s trusting you not to perve on him Celestia get it together mare.

He must of been joking, right? I mean I could ask him but that’ll be super awkward no matter the reply. He then climbed out and shook himself dry, if he doesn’t like being called cute then why does he do cute things? I honestly don’t understand.

He then proceeded to run his claws through his feathers, attempting to straightening them.

“Anubis, what are you doing?”

“I’m…. Preening my feathers, why?”

“You’re what? Anubis that’s not how you preen.”

“It isn’t?”

“No! Did Captain Sky not teach you how to preen yourself properly?”

“Um well she said that it’s a private matter and that you should only do it around those you trust because of something to do with vulnerability and intimacy.”

“So you’ve been doing that instead, Anubis that’s not good for your wings.” I gestured to his claws with my hoof. “Look give me a second to rinse off and I’ll help you.”

“Oh okay but I thought it was an intimate thing to have another do that for you.”

“It is but there are exceptions Anubis, for example a mother preening their foal.”

“Oh well sure, that makes sense but you’re not my mum, you’re my friend.”

“Well you have to learn some how Anubis and would you rather be taught by a friend or a complete stranger?”

“Fair point, I rather it be a friend that teaches me.”

“Good so just wait there and I’ll come and help you in a second.”

I then proceeded to levitate a ball of water above me and dropped it onto myself, washing away the shampoo. I then quickly began to scrubbed conditioner into my fur and mane before washing it out. Teleporting out of the bath, I then used my magic to completely dry myself off.

I wrapped my mane up in a towel and walked over to Anubis, who was just sitting patiently waiting for me.

“Okay Anubis, lay on your belly for me and I’ll preen you.”

“Oh okay C-Celestia.” He laid down and gave me a nervous smile.

“Why are you nervous for, Anubis?”

“Oh um well my wings are really sensitive and I kinda know what you’re going to do.”

“Oh, I’ll take it slow then Anubis.”

I slowly ran my muzzle through his feathers and he let out a soft moan. “Oh my you weren’t kidding about how sensitive your wings are.”

“No keep going, I can handle it Celestia.”

I gave him a nod and gave the tips of his wing a lick and his head shot up, he tried to dig his claws into the tiled floor. I continued to preen his feathers, I got to a feather that was ready to come out and wrap my tongue around it and gave it a gentle tug. The loose feather fell out and Anubis squeaked in surprise, I placed the feather down and continued to preen him.

As I got closer to his wing base, his moans became louder and more laboured. I was beginning to think that I was doing a bit more than just preening him.

“Anubis do you want me to stop?”

He turned to me with a slight blush. “Y-Yes please Celestia, can I take a minute to catch my breath.”

“Of course, just let me know when you want me to continue with your other wing.”

“Yeah I-I will b-but is it meant to feel like that because wow, that’s a sensation.”

“Heheheh, you should see your face Anubis.”

“I can’t help it, anyway I think I’m ready for the other wing.”

“Okay Anubis, try not to move.”

I started to preen his other wing and the moans started again, I’d be lying if I didn’t find the sound he was making to be slightly arousing. I came across a feather that needed to be removed but it wasn’t coming out with gentle tugs. But when I pulled it out, Anubis yelled out in pain and I immediately dropped the feather and made sure that he was fine. He got up and turned around to look at me, he had tears welling up in his eyes.

“Anubis I’m so so sorry, are you alright? Does it still hurt?”

“It’s alright Celestia, it hurts a bit still I think it just shocked me that’s all.” He pulled his wing in to inspect and then gave it an experimental flap.

“Ok well thankfully I’m done preening your wings, um so now I’m going to preen mine and um well you need to watch, so you know how to preen your own.”

“Okay sure thing.” He sat down and waited for me to start. I honestly can’t believe I’m going to preen myself in front of him, I guess it’s a good thing that he doesn’t know the cultural significance of preening in front of somepony. His gaze stab my very soul and it reminded me of being watched by a predator…. I need to stop forgetting that he is a predator.

10 minutes later me and Anubis left the bathhouse, outside we found a group of mares waiting. All of them were sporting a crimson blush and upon seeing me exit, they all backed up and bowed. Even bowing, some of them had the nerve to look past me to Anubis and their blushes intensified. I knew this was going to turn into a rumour, especially with how loud Anubis was. I told them to get back to work and they hastily took their leave.

Turning to look at Anubis I found that he had his wings half stretched out and it was definitely a sight to behold.

“What’s wrong Celestia?”

“W-Why are your wings like that?”

“Oh because it’s comfortable.”

Of course it’s comfortable, why wouldn’t it be. Me and Anubis were now heading to the training ground that Graceful was using to train him and he still had his wings up. When we arrived he immediately started to run laps around the track and i decided to get some paperwork done whilst he ran. I teleported my quill and ink along with the documents that I needed to do and got to work.

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