The psychotic gentlegriff

Anubis’s POV

I wasn’t angry that Silver wanted to watch but she completely ruined the moment. No matter now I know what Celestia likes.

Mhmmm where am I, I’ve been wondering around the castle for a hour now and I’m lost…. Just wonderful.

“Ah thank goodness, mmm yes you’ll do. Please come quickly good sir, you’re needed here.” And this elderly stallion in a butler’s uniform dragged me through a side door.

“Sorry but where are you taking me?”

“One of our butlers had an accident and was taken away to the medical wing, so we’re a butler short but thankfully I found you. I know you’re a butler for the griffon princess but please help us.”

“O-okay I’ll help, so what am I helping with exactly?”

“There is a ball taking place in one of the castle’s ball rooms, so you’ll be holding plates and trays of food and drinks for the guests.”

How did I allow myself to be dragged into this? And what made him think I was a but… ler…. Oh blast Celestia for making me wear this bloody uniform.

“Sigh* okay I can do that.”

“Thank you kindly sir.”

He led me into a room where there was trays of food and drinks and I immediately recognised one of the maids…. And she must of recognised me, because she was blushing.

“Pssss Anubis, what are you doing here?”

“I wish I knew but remember we don’t know each other.”

The elderly stallion clopped his hooves together grabbing everycreatures attention. “Okay it’s show time.”

Everycreature either use their wing, mouth or magic to pick up a tray or plate. I quickly picked up a tray with my wing and tried to mimic the pegasus in front of me, who had his wing folded forward but my wing was too big. So thinking fast I folded it behind me, making a makeshift table with it.

“Ah so you’re double jointed, very convenient. Here let me place these there and fold the other wing please, we can fit more on.”

“Y-yes of course sir.”

“They’re all good, now get out there and remember to smile.”

I walked through the door and out from behind the curtains into an enormous ball room filled with well dressed unicorns. I was so out of my element here but what was I to do other than play the part.

As I was walking around the ball room multiple ponies took items off of my trays and with in no time my trays were empty. But some of them didn’t have pleasant things to say and others had too much to say.

But once my trays were empty I followed another butler off to the side were we dumped our empty trays and got new ones. This time I only got one plate of sandwiches, and began the cycle all over again.

“Oh excuse me dear, can you please come over here.”

“Of course my lady.” I made my way over to the group of mares that called me over and my beak was hit with a weird powerful smell.

“Well aren’t you an exotic one, i mean just look at your fabulous feathers dear. Don’t you girls agree.”

One of the mares took a sandwich from my plate. “Oh most certainly, mmmm we were wondering if a big. strong. Stud, such as yourself would like to join us and go somewhere more private.”

“Um oh, well I’ll sadly have to decline such a tempting offer because I’m currently on the clock but thank you nonetheless.”

“Oh but we’ll make it worth it, I mean you’ll be bedding with three noble mares.”

“Heheheh I’m sorry, I really am but I can’t just abandon my post. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to continue on my routes.”

“Oh such a shame and to think I was willing to let you make a mother out of me.”

“Y-yes what a shame indeed, anyway good bye ladies.” Oh no no no, I need to go now.

Anywhere’s safer than here, Celestia was right mares are super fucking forward. Come on hurry up and eat these sandwiches you noble fucks. What was that mare thinking, was she trying to get pregnant from me? I mean she made it obvious but is that even possible, I’m a griffon and she’s a pony. What would that even make?

I decided that I had spent enough time here and made me way to the table and drop off my plate there. I noticed a small group of the nobles foals playing around a stupidly over sized ice sculpture.

They were being reckless and one of them bumped into the stand that held it. It began to wobble and my heart stopped, I launched myself towards the sculpture as it fell towards the foals. With the plate in one claw I used the other and my shoulders to catch it, it weighed a fuck ton but I wasn’t about to let a foal be crushed, on the plus side I managed to not drop the plate.

“Hey do you want a sandwich bud?”

“Gasp!* wow you’re super strong mister, yes please I’d love a sandwich. Thank you for the food and saving me.”

At least he’s got his priorities in order, he thanks me for the food and then his life. “No problem, now stand back.”

“Sure.”

Then a mare in a pink dress rushed over and scooped up the colt. “Oh my baby, are you okay?”

“I’m fine mother, thanks to him.” He pointed with the sandwich at me.

“Oh thank you thank you so so much for saving my son, please if there’s anyway I could repay you just say so.”

Oh no the three mares from before were approaching! “Oh I have an idea lady Velvet, I mean you’re a widow now and this stud clearly has superior blood.”

“How could you suggest such a thing?”

“Mmmm you’re right…. I know! I’ll tend to his basic needs in your place, I don’t mind at all.”

“Excuse me ladies but i require no form of payment, so please don’t worry about any of that.”

Wow it feels like a great icy weight was lifted from my shoulders, oh wait because it finally was. It took three unicorns to lift it up and they removed it completely and I got the rest of the day off. But all the ponies applauded me as I left.

“Sigh!* I need to get out of this place before I get dragged into something else.”

“Oh where did that handsome griff go, I need him to ease my heat.”

Oh no, I don’t know what that means but it can’t be good, shit shit I need to hide….” I found an open window and climbed out, I saw Celestia and Silver in the gardens and they were with another griffon?

“Oh where did that stud go, I need him to….” And that was enough for me, so I jumped and glided down to the gardens in hope of escaping from that crazy mare in the castle.

As I got closer I could see that the other griffon was Glacier, what a pleasant turn of events. Guess I didn’t need to introduce them and they seem to be laughing, that’s a good sign.

I landed with a thud and they all jumped from surprise.

“ANUBIS!!” Silver and Celestia both yelled.

“What? You all looked so unaware, so I gave you a tiny scare.”

Silver rushed up to me and attempted to attack me, key word attempted. I literally just bit down on the scruff of her neck and lifted her up, she went limp almost immediately.

“H-hey y-you can’t do that sir, Silverfeather is a princess!”

So Glacier is already calling Silver by her name and not her title, good. “Well I am and she isn’t fighting back no more, so I think it’s completely fair. She shouldn’t have viciously attacked me.” My voice was muffled but I knew they could understand me.

“Sir what part of her attack was vicious?”

“You may have a point but I don’t care, she’s brought this upon herself.”

“Heheheheheheh!!! Oh Anubis please put Silver down, I believe she’s learnt her lesson.”

“Sigh* fine Celestia but only because you asked nicely.” I placed her down on the ground and she immediately jumped away.

“Y-you…. You Nimrod! Why did you do that and what is your neck made of?”

“Firstly that’s my word, secondly because you were about to attack me and lastly I think it’s called muscle. By the way you’re blushing Nimrod, heheheheh.”

“B-because…. It’s a normal reaction to being picked up like that, it’s embarrassing.”

“Oh really? You don’t smell embarrassed, mhmmm you smell….” She grabbed my beak.

“Shut up shut up shut up!”

“Okay fine, it’s a draw.”

“Grrrrrrr!”

“Don’t you growl at me, you don’t want to play this game.”

“Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

“That’s it.” I pounced at her and she didn’t have enough time to dodge, I stopped right in front of her and she tried to run to Celestia but it was too late.

“Argh! Hey get off! What are you doing? AAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Please no! I’m sorry I’m s! Hahahahahahh!”

She was no match for the power of tickling, she crumbled under my claws and it was fucking adorable. “Sorry but I can’t understand you, I’m a Nimrod.”

“AAAAAAhhh no please I’m going to wet myself Anubis!! Hahahahahah! Y-you not a Nimrod!!!!! Hahahahahah!!”

She was crying tears of agony or so I’d imagine, being tickled was a dangerous game. One minute it’s fun, the next you lost all control of your body. I’ve never truly understood how or why it happens just that it does.

“Okay I’ll let you go before you make a royal mockery of yourself heheheheh.”

“Hehe Gasp!* thank you gasp* for gasp* sparing me gasp* sigh* that was close but now I need to use the little hens room huff*”

“The what?! Hahahahahahh!! No way it’s called that, that’s bloody brilliant.” I really wasn’t expecting her to say that but i love it. I laughed so hard my sides began to ache.

“Are you done?” She raised an eyebrow at me.

“Silverfeather I think something is wrong with him, excuse me princess Celestia but will he be alright?”

“Heheheh I think he’s fine just found it funny that Silver called the restroom a little hens room, that’s all.”

“Huff* so what if I still call it that, it can’t be that funny?”

“Mhmmm I have to agree with Silverfeather, I still call it that. Speaking of which I need to go, so I’ll be back in a bit.”

“Oh I’ll come with you Glacier, thanks to him I need to use it too.”

“Okay I’ll keep an eye on him whilst he gets this out of his system but it’s good to see him laughing like this.”

“Yeah it’s cute, isn’t it Celestia anyway see you in a bit…. What about you Glacier, what do you think?”

“Um well I can’t say….”

“Oh go on, I’ll be the first to admit he’s a looker. So any inappropriate thoughts about him mmmmmm?”

“No! Of course not, he trains with us so i can’t think about him like that, it’s unprofessional.”

“Heheheheh oh but you’re not on duty right now, so do you fantasise about him. About those powerful hind legs or those wings of his, his tongue is also incredibly long.”

“Silverfeather please don’t put I- what? What do you mean his tongue is incredibly long….”

“Heheh well can you keep a secret.”

“Of course.”

“So…. He. Ate me out…. And it was mind blowing, I’ve never felt anything like it before in my entire life. Playing with yourself comes nowhere near to what he could do with just his tongue.”

“Oh oh my! Really? Wow you two are already that close?”

“Yep.”

“Oh my gosh, you worked fast…. So why are you telling me this, we’ve been friends for a few hours.”

“Because I trust you silly, you’re my friend.”

“Wow I’ve never had a friend before.”

“Same here…. And maybe I want to tell you because the only other to know is Celestia.”

“Dose the princess of Equestria really know?”

“Yep.”

“Haha but anyway Anubis really did that for you. Wow just wow, I’m trying to comprehend it but a griff making sure that the hen is pleased before himself is like almost unheard of.”

“Yeah but I get the feeling that he enjoys it, I mean I raised my tail for him and he didn’t mount me.”

“You did that and he chose not to. But why?”

“I don’t know but what I do know is that I want him even more and I don’t know why, well other than he’s makes me feel like a normal hen and not like a pampered princess.”

“Yeah I’ve gathered that he’s super blunt and doesn’t hesitate to pick you up.”

“Hey that never happened okay, just forget about that please!”

“Heheheheh but you looked so cute being held like a cub by him.”

“Well it wasn’t a bad feeling but it did make my heart race.”

“Oh so you weren’t blushing because you were embarrassed.”

“Wha? Wait don’t tell anycreature please, yes I may have liked it but he can’t know that.”

“You have my word Silverfeather…. But I think he might already know.” Glacier scratched the back of her neck. “I’m still getting used to calling you by your name, it feels wrong.”

“Yeah but you’ll get used to it in no time…. Hey do you want to have a sleepover, I’ve never had one before.”

“Um yeah I’ve never had one before either but am I allowed.”

“Ha I’m the princess, of course you’re allowed.”

“Okay then I’ll be happy to have a sleepover.”

They both bounced in place squealing.

“Oh we should invite Anubis.”

“Yeah that’s a good idea, I’ll get to see him in a less professional light.”

“There’s no way he’ll say no.”