The psychotic gentlegriff

It was 6:12am and the sun still hadn’t risen. One of Celestia’s personal maids trotted to the sun princess’s sleeping quarters. The maid was a relatively new member of the castle staff, she came from a long line of servants to the princess.

When she arrived at the bedroom door, she found a half asleep griffon hen and captain on guard.

“Err-excuse me but is her highness awake, you know because the suns not up yet.”

Graceful slurred out. “Wh?! Wait what! Oh umm we need to check on her highness immediately.”

“Wait sir, I’ll go and wake up the princess. After all it is my job Captain.”

“Oh of course, sorry I haven’t stood guard for a while now…. Not since I became captain.”

“Heheheh, That’s alright.”

She slowly opened the doors, Graceful and Glacier suddenly became very alert upon the strong smell of sex that hit them with all the subtlety of a cannon.

The maid quickly went in and closed the door, she was way out of her depth with this but she steeled herself and carefully made her way to the princesses bed.

“Um e-excuse me p-princess, you need to raise the sun.”

“Mmmmmm I don’t want to get up~ 5 more minutes.”

“Your highness, it’s 6:14AM.” Then a new voice made the mare jump.

“Oh Celestia just go raise the sun and then get back here for some cuddles, it’s far to early to be alive.”

“Mmmmmfine and I think you meant awake silly.” As Celestia went to get up she noticed that her hindquarters were sore.

“Oh your highness! Are you okay?”

“Please. I’m completely fine, just a bit sore…. Um you don’t mind taking your leave and we’ll be having breakfast brought up to us, thank you.”

The maid nodded furiously and swiftly left, blushing all the way.

“Sigh* I can’t believe that i over slept…. Hey stop grinning like that, this is your fault Anubis.”

“Ssssssshhhhhh!, Silver still asleep.”

“Wha? Wait did y-you two do it after we finished?”

“Heheh um…. Yeah well I couldn’t just say no to her.”

“Huff* …is she okay?”

“Yeah I think she’ll be alright but I’m not sure she’s going to be walking around the castle anytime soon.”

“I don’t think I’m going to be trotting around the castle either, anyway I have a duty to do and I’m already late because of you.”

“You’re welcome.”

Celestia wobbly limped over to the balcony and ignited her horn, Anubis watched In speechless wonder as the sun slowly began to appear beyond the horizon.

The pure white Alicorn stretched deeply. “Mmmmmmmmmm ooooooooohhhh yeeaahh, Anubis make some room I need 10 more minutes of cuddles….” Upon turning around she saw Anubis staring at her in amazement. “Heheheheheh impressive isn’t it.”

All he could do was nod, Celestia crawled into the bed and pushed Anubis back down. Proceeding to snuggle up to him, Anubis quickly managed to doze off but Celestia couldn’t. Her mind was racing now that she properly realised that she not only overslept but was seen in such a state by her maid. She knew gossip would spread quickly amongst the staff but she had to make sure that any news about her sex life never leaves the castle walls.

Her ponies were prone to speculating about her private life and even some unpleasant articles have been written over the centuries. None of them were true but now that she had actually slept with another creature she didn’t want anycreature finding out, for Anubis’s sake.

If this became public, Anubis would be pestered by the press and public as well as the noble cast would all try and use him to get to her…. And that’s if they don’t outright show their displeasure towards him, she hated that a large number of the nobles looked at griffons as mindless animals or barbaric beasts…. And then there’s the noble mares that would look at him as a good time or even a stud.

Celestia shook the thought away and decided to clean herself up and have Captain Sky or Graceful deal with damage control. As she got up for a second time, she gave Anubis a kiss on the forehead and limped off into the bathroom.

Once she was in she climbed into the shower and turned it on, warm water cascaded over her regal form as Celestia used her magic to soak a sponge and softly began to wash her rump.

“Heheheheheh, I’m still in shock. We did it and it was the best decision I’ve ever made…. Well maybe not the best but definitely up there.”

As she finished cleaning her hindquarters, she nearly used the now dirtied sponge to scrub her neck. After she got a replacement she continued and winced when the soap suds came into contact with her neck. After rinsing off and quickly checking in the mirror she saw a bite mark, a deep bite mark from Anubis.

Celestia gingerly touched it with a hoof and blushed as the thought of last night crossed her mind. They were deep but it didn’t sting as much as she would imagined, she hadn’t even noticed it upon waking up.

Knock!* knock!* knock!*

“Hey Swan neck, you okay in there? it’s been an hour.”

She froze at hearing that, she thought that she couldn’t have been in here for that long.

“I-I’m fine Anubis, just cleaning up that’s all.”

“Mhmmk well me and Silver are enjoying breakfast but if you don’t hurry up I might just have to eat yours for you.”

“Hey! Don’t you dare!”

“Sorry What was that?”

Celestia rushed over to the door and swung it open, only to find Anubis standing there with a plate of pancakes in his claw.

“OOF!* woah there I was only joking, no need to panic. So here are your pancakes, did you wanted syrup?”

“Heheh um i mean if you insist I definitely would like a bit.”

“Sure give me a second.” He then proceeded to pour golden syrup over Celestia’s pancakes and gave her the plate. “Oh and by the way, you look good wet.” And he gave her a wink.

The soggy Alicorn just stared at Anubis in surprise and disappointment, she liked golden syrup but she had thought that he was speaking about a different kind of sticky substance.

“Um could you hold these for a minute whilst I dry off?”

“Boooo~ I prefer you like this.”

“Please.”

“Fine but I can’t guarantee that they will be safe in my claws.”

“Heheheheh oh shut it you and if some of my pancakes are missing, you will regret it.” She gave him an impish smile.

“Oh okay now I’m interested but is it worth it, mmmmmmmm I’ll have to think about this deeply.”

“Heheheh, Silver watch him for me.”

Silverfeather was laying on her side, eating her breakfast in a world of her own.

“Is she okay?”

“Probably not, I might have rearranged some of her insides…. Oh I’m sure she’s fine, she took me like a champ.”

“You are terrible Anubis, I mean look at her. She’ll never be the same, oh what a tragedy….”

“Ha and you’re next but before that I’ve got my morning training routine to do, so chop chop I need a shower.”

“Wha?”

“You heard me, you can get dry whilst I shower.”

“Ah oh um yeah, sorry I-I just didn’t hear you the first time.”

“Mm mhmm yeah sure…. Oh and you can watch if you want, you didn’t get to appreciate my physique. You know because I was.”

“Ok! That’s enough, you don’t need to go into detail. I remember what happened, how could i forget….” She whispered that last part but Anubis heard her.

“I’m glad the image of me railing you, is forever burned into your mind.”

“Wha? Wait no! That’s not what I meant Anubis.” Her cheeks burned red.

“Isn’t it?”

“Huff* just get in the shower.” She raised her nose at him.

“Heheh I bet you’d like that, wouldn’t you.”

“Anubis.”

“Okay okay.” He turned around to face her, he had to look up to make eye contact and suddenly said. “Celestia I love you.”

The pure white Alicorn became an even darker shade of crimson. “A-Anubis… I…. I love you too, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!” She wiped away some tears and began to trot in place before giving him a kiss.

Once they broke the kiss Anubis jumped into the shower whilst Celestia dried herself.

“So what do you have planned for the day?”

“Well firstly I’ve got to make sure no rumours about us are being spread around the castle and then I’ve got nothing else planned until 4PM.”

“Mhmmmm well you could just not stop the castle staff from gossiping.”

“What and have the nobles pester you, not only them but the press as well. Anubis you won’t be able to go out side without being swarmed by reporters.”

“And that matters why? It’s not like I can even leave the castle grounds on my own without having guards or you thinking the worst has happened to me.”

“….look I-I…. Sigh* you’re right but I just don’t want to lose you, I mean I’ve just got you.”

“You won’t lose me, you don’t have to worry about me running off with another mare or hen and the likelihood of me dying is low.”

“B-but what if there’s a freak accident?! Sniffle*”

“Oh Celestia, no no no don’t cry my dear. Look even if there is a freak accident, I’ll just do my best to survive but that’s no reason to keep me locked up in the castle.”

“Sniffle* I-I know but….”

“You know what, I think we should go out…. Yeah! I’m going to take you out, you could do with some fresh air.”

“Oh Anubis as much as I’d love to, I can’t. I would draw way too much attention and.”

“Ssssssshhhh stop that, we can just go somewhere where there’s nocreatures to interrupt us.”

“Ummmm heheh now that you mention it I guess we could umm take a flight to the Whitetail woods.”

“And where’s that?”

“You’ll see and hopefully remember how to get there because that’s where you’re going to be…. H-hunting…. I don’t want you in the Everfree ever again.”

“Okay okay I promise I won’t go into the depths of the Everfree ever again.”

“Good, now I’ll see you in a minute. I’ve got a rumour to put to rest.” And with that Celestia exited the bathroom and found Silver snoozing in her bed, fur and feathers still matted.

Upon leaving her room she immediately found Captain Graceful to the left of her door.

“Ah Captain I need you to find Captain Sky and take care of a little rumour for me.”

“Ur yes yes of course your highness, what may you have us do about this rumour of you and Anubis?”

“Make sure it doesn’t leave the castle please…. Wait how did you know about it being about him?”

Graceful straightened up. “Y-you highness I um…. Well you see i figured that he went in and um…. D-didn’t come back out because you two were…. Um heheh you know…. And the smell gave it away too.”

Celestia was speechless. “….c-captain, just make sure that, that rumour doesn’t leave this castle.”

“Yes your highness and…. Um if you don’t mind me saying, I believe Anubis is a good choice for you.”

“Um t-thank you Captain…. Anyway I’ll be in my room and I’m not to be disturbed at any time until 4PM, good bye.” And with that she went back into her room.

Anubis was sitting at a small tea table with a cup, how he got it confused her. There wasn’t tea there before, so how did he manage to find the time to get it and make it?

“Celestia do you want some tea?”

“B-but how did you make some?”

“That’s a secret, so yay or nay?”

“That was a terrible pun Anubis…. And yes I’d love some.”

He poured her a hot cup and refilled his own. “So when do you want to leave for the Whitetail woods?”

“Mhmmmm that good…. Oh now will do and where are my pancakes?”

“Hey I didn’t eat them, they’re right here.”

“Thank you.” She lit up her horn and with a pop, the table and them were gone.

Anubis, Celestia and the table reappeared in the middle of a woods. Anubis fell to the ground and clenched his stomach.

“Oh Anubis are you alright? I forgot that you’re not used to teleporting.”

“Arghhh it’s fine, I’ll live.” As he got up and stumbled to his seat, he emptied the contents of his stomach all over the grass.

“Oh my…. Is that bone?”

“Arg yeah it is, wild boar to be exact.”

“Boar!? But you said that you just hunted rabbits!”

“Yeah sorry but it was a boar and it tasted better when it went in, I don’t recommend throwing it up tho.”

“….that’s gross.”

“You kissed me and didn’t complain.” Celestia gagged at hearing that.

“Anyway let’s move this tea party to a cleaner place, you know because of the sick.” She began to lit up her horn.

“Woah woah woah, no teleporting me.”

“Oh sorry I forgot… again, so what do we do about the mess.”

“Leave it to me.” His crimson aura picked up the sick and he tossed it away in a bush.

“That’s still incredible to see you using that, I mean a griffon using magic has never been documented.”

“Yeah I’ve noticed that I’ve been the first in a lot of things recently.”

“Really, like what?”

“Using magic, being faster than your guards…. Oh and being your first, glad to be of service to you Celestia.” The regal Alicorn’s wing shot up and her cheeks turned pink.

“A-Anubis! Heheheheh stop it, otherwise I won’t let you do anything with me for the foreseeable future.”

“That’s cool but I’m not sure you’re going to be able to go with out sex for that long, especially now that you’ve had a sample.”

“Huff* well i-I…. Let’s just enjoy the fresh air.”

“Gladly, so why am I forbidden from going into the forbidden forest?”

“The Everfree…. And because of the dangerous creatures that inhabit it, not to mention the dangerous plants.”

“Argh Swan neck, you’re making me want to go in there even more now.”

“Well you promised not to.”

“Yeah I kinda wish I didn’t now.”

“It’s for your own safety.”

“Okay I propose that I hunt in this woods and I’ll make sure to ask if they are okay with being eaten.”

“That’s a relief to hear, so could I have another cup…. Please, this tea is shockingly addictive.”

“Oh is it now, well I might have to cut off your supply.”

“You wouldn’t…. Would you?”

“Heheheh maybe.”

“Huff* well as your princess.” Anubis interrupted her.

“You’re not my princess, you’re my Swan neck.”

“Excuse me but what does that even mean.”

“Beats me but that’s what you’ve become.”

“Sigh* just give me another cup.”

“What? You’ve already drank your tea?” Celestia just offered the cup and smiled sheepishly at him “no, I think you’ve had enough.”

“B-But…”

“No.”

“Huff* very well.”

“I think we should go for a flight?”

“Um what if somepony sees us?”

“Then put on a show, so are you going to show me what those wings can do or not?”

“Heheh oh why not, after all it’ll be romantic.”

“Well then catch me if you can Celestia.” Anubis took off into the sky and she swiftly gave chase.

She was rapidly closing the distance between them, Anubis folded his wings and fell into a dive. Celestia tried to cut him off but missed by millimetres, diving after him she tried to reduce her drag by using Anubis’s slipstream.

He spun around so he was looking at Celestia as they fell, she closed the gap and latched onto him giggling as they spiralled down. Anubis opened his wings catching the wind, bringing there fall to a stop as he began to flap. Slowly and gently impacting the soft grass below, now on the ground Anubis began to kiss Celestia’s neck and cheeks.

“Heheheheh stop that tickles heheheheh!”

“Oh but I love hearing your laugh, it’s like a cure for boredom.”

“Heheheheh! W-well don’t get addicted now. Hehehehahahahah!!”

As Anubis was bombarding her with kisses he stopped immediately upon hearing a blood curdling scream.

“What was that? It’s sounds like somecreature needs help!”

“Yeah it does, I’ll be back.”

“Wait!… sigh*” Anubis had already took off in the direction of the Everfree, Celestia took to the air and tailed him.

When Anubis found the source of the scream he realised that if Celestia saw Jernick, he would have a lot of explaining to do or would he…. He could play it off as a first encounter but he would have to save him first, from wooden wolves?

He jumped in between them and look back at Jernick.

“A-Anubis! Oh thank goodness, we need to run.”

“Can’t you fly?”

“I think I broke my wing, it’s in a lot of pain.”

“Okay fight it is and once this is over, portend that we don’t know each other because I’ve got company…. Royal company.”

“Um oh yes of course.”

“Okay now run and I’ll find you later.”

Jernick quickly took of running and Anubis extended one of his bone blades from his right foreleg, raising himself up onto his hind legs taking a fighting stance.

Blast!!*

A large bolt of golden magic completely destroyed two of the wolves, Anubis lunged at one of them and it charged him. He hit it with a left hook which took its lower jaw off, before the wooden wolf could recover Anubis struck it with an uppercut with his blade sticking out. It went through and the beast fell limp but he struggled to remove his extended limb from it.

“ANUBIS!! ON YOUR RIGHT!!!”

“Shit.” He turned at the last second and grabbed the wolf by its throat, he began to dig his claws in.

CRUNCH!*

It fell limp as he released it from his grasp, he then look around and found nothing. Looking up he saw Celestia gliding down towards him.

“Good call, could you give me a moment.”

“Sigh* of course and don’t take off like that, so where’s the one who screamed?”

“Argh fffffuuucckk, he ran but seemed uninjured.”

“Well at least he’s okay and you’re not hurt, are you?”

“Nah I’m fine, anyway I believe that we’ve had enough excitement for one day.”

“Yeah it’s almost lunchtime, let’s head back to the tea table and go home…. Are you alright with teleporting?”

“Sigh* No I’ll just fly and before you protest I’m not taking no for an answer, so just teleport and I’ll be at the castle in 30 minutes.”

“B-but.”

“Swan neck, trust me please.”

“Sigh* okay but if you take any longer then 30 minutes then I’ll be coming to find you.”

“Understood but do try to be less paranoid please, it’s not good for your health.”

“I’ll try…. See you at the castle.” She took off in the direction of the tea table.

Anubis followed Jernick’s scent, taking to the sky. Once he found him nurturing his broken wing Anubis dived down and landed.

“Jernick, are you alright?”

“Well I’m alive and not hungry but I’m in pain.”

“Okay allow me to have a look, mhmmmmm okay I’m going to fix it but it’s gonna hurt.”

“Oh oKAY!!!!!!”

“There we are, all better and I’m going to relocate you to the Whitetail woods, it’s a lot safer than the Everfree.”

“T-thanks.”

“It’s just west and you’ll know when your there by the trees, they’re a lot thinner.”

“Okay and thanks again Anubis, I appreciate it…. Um I know more changeling defectors that could use some help…. If you okay with it?”

“Of course, I’ll gladly help but right now I need to be off before Celestia starts to panic.”

“Bye Anubis!”

“Good bye Jernick!”

Anubis took off and flew back to Canterlot.