
Sex Court: All Rise
Every day, ponies find new ways of being with each other. Roughly 6% are actionable.
If a trait, quality, or item exists, then somepony is going to bring it into a bedroom. Living in a world of magic clearly means finding methods for using that magic as a way of rocking somepony's world. It's a truism older than Equestria, and it's one of the many reasons why ponies continue to experiment.
But experiments go wrong. They do so in interesting, strange, and often silly ways. And when the results end in somepony jabbing out a shaking (and probably soaked) foreleg while shouting "I'll sue!" -- then there's only one legal way to settle things.
Welcome to Sex Court. Your fate is now pressed between the hooves of Judge Impassi Heartstopper. All rise.
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57076 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
16 Chapters:
- There's A Disaster Relief Form For That 2023-06-24 18:31:54 UTC1552
- Be Rainbow, Do Sex Court 2023-06-24 21:00:03 UTC2451
- Expert Witless 2023-06-24 22:07:12 UTC1425
- It's Not A Spur-Of-The-Moment Decision 2023-07-10 21:32:37 UTC2252
- At Least They Didn't Add 'Mission' 2023-07-10 21:32:41 UTC1778
- Forecast Calls For 100% Humility 2023-07-10 21:32:45 UTC2005
- One Of You Is Thinking About Trying This 2023-11-11 02:18:08 UTC2188
- She Also Makes A REALLY Mean Milkshake 2023-11-11 02:18:11 UTC4613
- AI: Atrocious Intercourse 2024-01-18 02:12:20 UTC3911
- But Is The Stenotype's Font Sufficiently Elegant? 2024-01-18 02:12:28 UTC4105
- And This Is Why You Get The Six-Panel Folding Screen 2024-03-29 02:36:36 UTC1709
- Author Is Not Responsible For Murderous Impulses Among English Majors 2024-03-29 02:36:39 UTC5100
- Loneliness-Amplified Stimulated Emission (Radiant) 2024-09-23 23:33:51 UTC4011
- Actual Plot Bunny 2024-09-27 00:36:39 UTC7965
- If 'Ikea Erotica' Had Moving Components (Case Transcript 1 of 2) 2025-02-15 20:21:37 UTC6646
- And Nopony Will Tell Twilight Because Nopony Needs To Involve Quantum (Case Transcript 2 of 2) 2025-02-15 20:21:45 UTC5365