Beating the Odds?

Anon is feeling DOWN. And these ponies won’t stop pestering him! Trying to get him out of his rut— what fools they are!

The days are short and the nights are long for one Anonymous. How will he overcome such grand adversity? Through sheer will power and the desire to chase a better tomorrow?

Nah. He’ll be forced out of his domicile by Twilight Sparkle, and into the unforgiving sun.