Princess Twilight struggles. Flowers are there.

Don’t let Fluttershy do things to you below the waist, nothing good can possibly come of it. Consent is beautiful, no means no.

It’s Anon’s day off. Twilight abuses this by testing spells on him. Also spiders.

Princess Celestia has a habit of hoarding weapons of… odd naming conventions.

So what does he do? Attempt to destroy it.

Anon, local hero and epic stud, has a need - a need for some affection of the illicit variety. Preferably from someone female, and EVIL.

And wins.

Anon is feeling DOWN. And these ponies won’t stop pestering him! Trying to get him out of his rut— what fools they are!

Anon is sentenced to death for his involvement in the transportation of crack cocaine. But will the sword actually swing?

Sayonara chaos god. Til next we meet, you goofy son of a gun.

Rest in pepperonis, you green bastard...

The incredible, award winning sequel that will blow everyone’s socks off. No seriously, check your feet, those bad boys are gone.

Anon states his desire to have sexual relations with Princess Celestia. Princess Luna wants him to say sike right that instant.

Anon has it rough this Hearth’s Warming...

Equestria was invaded by a green alien. (accidentally) That green alien is Anon; a human who doesn’t speak the native language of the ponies who live on the planet. But that certainly won’t dissuade him from messing with them as much as possible.