Panty, Stocking & Spike With Garterbelt

As the Anarchy Sisters rode Panty's motorcycle back to their place and Spike flew after them, Spike was taking in the sights of Daten City. It appeared similar to Las Vegas, casinos, strip clubs, gun ranges, and the like. As Spike landed in front of the house where Panty and Stocking stopped, he asked them, "So, what's Daten City like? So far, I feel like I'm in Las Vegas, only I'm not passed out drunk with no money. Yet at least."

Panty chuckled, "That's just this section of town, the Daemon Light District. Why we live in this area is cause the writer decided to send us to the most ironic district, we're fallen angels living in the Daemon Light District, just how it is." Before unlocking the door and saying, "Come on stud, let's get you something to drink."

As they entered the house, Stocking went to the fridge and got some coconut pudding for herself, and a couple of beers for all of them, getting two for Spike and one for herself and Panty. "Since you just died, you're completely sober. The writer always made it so when you die when you're drunk, you're immediately sober when you make it to the afterlife."

Spike cracked open the first beer Stocking gave him and said, "I guess that makes sense. In a stupid kind of way." before chugging down the beer and burping up a small green flame, smiling, "That's the stuff." and opening his second beer, taking it in slower than he did with the first one.

Panty sat down next to Spike on the couch and asked him, "So, we've got no missions right now, why don't you tell us about yourself?"

"Not much to tell you, my life wasn't that great, 9 to 5 job, not a lot of friends, and most girls don't like dating alcoholics." before taking another sip of his beer, "Chances are nobody really misses me, my parents died years ago, and I'm an only child. Just another nobody."

Stocking took a spoonful of her pudding and as she ate it said, "There's no such thing as a nobody, everyone has a purpose. Just because you haven't found it yet doesn't mean it's not there."

Spike smiled, "Thanks Stocking, that's sweet of you." before finishing the last of his beer and asking, "So, you mentioned getting me a weapon?"

Panty nodded and stood up from the couch saying, "Our weapons are magical, that's how we conceal them." before smirking and looking to Spike, "Enjoy the show cutie." before lifting up her dress and slipping her panties down and off her legs, revealing her pussy.

Spike blushed as the blonde angel took off her underwear, but was too shocked to say anything, only to see her panties magically turn into a pistol.

Stocking sighed, "Sorry about her, when she sets her sight on a man, she's too damn persistent. Anyway, my weapons are a bit less sexy, but here they are." before taking off he stockings, transforming them into a pair of katanas.

Spike realized what they were getting at, "Wait, your weapons take the form of your lingerie?"

Hey, don't blame me on this one, this is how they came, this ain't my creation. Well, the project is, but... oh screw it, just give him his damn weapon!

Panty shot her pistol into the air above her yelling, "Piss off bighead!"

Hah! You missed!

"Did I?" before my collection of adult videos fell from the shelves behind me

"You realize this means war?"

"Bring it on scary godfather, bring it on!"

Stocking cleared her throat and said, "As much as I'd love a fight with the writer, we can't finish this chapter if you two keep getting off track."

"Dammit, she's right. This ain't the end of this Panty, I'll get the last laugh."

Spike sighed and said, "Ok, so I'm guessing my weapon is disguised as a pair of men's underwear?"

Panty grumbled, before looking over to Spike and saying, "Yeah, and I think I've got the perfect weapon for you." before heading through a back door and coming back out with an obsidian axe with glowing lava flowing along the blade's extreme edges. "Here it is, Malice."

As Spike was handed the axe, he held it in his hands, "Nice, this is a badass weapon." before it turned into a pair of boxers and he smirked, "Well, you showed me yours, so I'll show you mine." before taking his pants off, then his underwear, revealing not one, but two 13-inch reptilian dicks.

Panty was practically drooling when she saw Spike's dicks and pretended to pout when he put Malice and his pants back on. "Damn, and I was enjoying the show. Ah, no matter, I'll have my fun soon enough."

Spike smiled, "I could say the same about you."

Stocking licked the coconut pudding off her lips in a seductive manner and asked, "While I'm not opposed to a nice dick, may I ask why you don't have any balls? I mean that literally, not as an insult."

"Reptilian anatomy, we have internal testicles. Best part about it, nut shots don't do a damn thing."

"I suppose that makes sense." before looking to her sister, "Shouldn't that idiot reverend be back by now? I told him we were picking up our new partner, he said he'd be back soon."

"How the hell should I know? If it weren't for the rules this damn site has, the readers would be reading a badly written sex scene with him and some unfortunate kid."

As they started to argue, a large black man with an afro came in and yelled, "Hey, what are you two bitches fighting about now?"

Spike looked over to the man and asked, "You must be Reverend Garterbelt. Got a message from the asshole upstairs. Sorry you freaking pervert, but there's no shota in this project." before standing up, walking over to him and saying, "He also told me to do this." before ramming his steel-toed shoe into the reverend's groin.

As the reverend fell to the floor, I laughed in union with the Anarchy Sisters, "Ha! I can't believe I didn't think of that earlier! Especially considering his history with young men. I've got nothing against being homosexual, but that asshole takes it too far. Gives the church a bad rep with his sick perversions." before I said, "Well folks, I think that's enough for this chapter, so I'll just get to the outro."

And so, Spike has gotten to know the Anarchy Sisters, and after getting a look at Panty's snatch, has revealed his own dicks to the girls. Along with Spike getting his new weapon Malice, he's had a good day with some hot girls. And after delivering the Lord's message to Reverend Garterbelt, he's made good friends with the Anarchy Sisters and has earned some recognition from the Lord. And while he's in pain, Garterbelt has news for the trio. What is that news?

Find out next time!