Panty, Stocking & Spike With Garterbelt

Spike had been in Daten City for about a week, and he had gotten used to using Malice, and had gotten closer to Panty and Stocking. Today however, was different. Spike was sitting on the couch with Panty and Stocking, listening to what Garterbelt said, "Ok you three, we got a mission to stop scammer demons from posting pay to view content on free web forums."

Stocking asked the reverend, "Since when is piracy supposed to be our area of expertise? And is this really something that we need to take care of instead of just calling the DCPD?"

"The cops won't do shit unless it's an emergency. And besides, I'm just the messenger, take it up with the asshole upstairs."

Spike grumbled, "Well, at least this should be an easy job. What's the bounty?"

Garterbelt looked back to the letter and said, "The job pays twenty Heaven Coins."

Spike sighed, "I don't see how this could be a three-person job, I'll go on my own." before getting up and heading towards the door.

Panty stopped him, "You're right, it shouldn't, but we'll at least provide backup. Just in case. Even weak demons can be dangerous in numbers."

As Spike made his way to the window, he nodded, "Got it." before smirking, "Bet I can fly there faster than your bike will get you there."

"You're on!" before the two sisters ran to the door as Spike started flying to the location.

As they pulled up, Spike had just made it there in time to win the bet. When they got there, Spike said, "So, this shouldn't take too long." before walking up to the door of the scammer demons and kicking it in.

As the demons were on their computer, they didn't notice Spike at first, but when one of them turned around, he said, "Shit! It's a demon hunter!"

There were four demons, and as they got up to start fighting, Spike held up his hand and said, "Give me a second." before taking out a flask of whiskey and drinking it down.

The demons were confused as to why the demon hunter was getting drunk when they were about to fight and let him drink until he started stumbling. As one of them charged at Spike, he yelled, "Take this!"

As the demon charged at Spike, he spun out of the way and shook the demon before tossing him aside into another demon. As they stumbled from the shock of the drunk hunter being able to fight perfectly, they tried to rush him all at once.

Spike dodged their attacks and was able to get an upper hand in the fight. When they tried one more time to rush him, he let out a burst of flames, knocking them all out with the heat of the fire.

As Spike finished the last of his whiskey, Panty and Stocking walked into the room and saw the four demons out cold, and Stocking asked, "Impressive, but how did you do this while you were drunk?"

Spike hiccupped and said, "Unorthodox methods are some of the best ways to defeat an enemy. But you also should be prepared for the enemy to do the same. Something my old man taught me during martial arts training." before stumbling a bit and saying, "Ok, I think I'm a bit too drunk."

Panty helped Spike as he stumbled and said, "Ok, let's get you back to the house, just try not to puke."

As they took Spike back to the house, the Reverend was waiting for them and said, "Well, looks like you guys did it without too much trouble." before noticing how drunk Spike looked and asked, "What the hell happened to him?"

Spike hiccupped again and said, "I got a little drunk in the fight."

"You were drinking while fighting demons? Gotta say, that's pretty impressive. For once, the writer had a good idea."

"I heard that jackass! Don't make me write you getting your dick caught in a meat grinder!"

Garterbelt grumbled, "Yeah, whatever, like you could write that."

Spike chuckled, "I wouldn't push your luck reverend. He's written some weird stuff before. Look up that Breeding Bull story. That's just messed up." before stumbling to the couch and passing out."

As Spike mentioned a different story, I said, "He's right about that. Breeding Bull is one of my worst stories, and for good reason, it's fucked up in so many ways."

Panty looked up and asked, "I don't want to know, but you don't have anything like that planned for this story, do you?"

"Not as of yet, but if you guys keep it up, I might come up with something. But for now, I've got nothing planned for you guys. Garterbelt on the other hand, I can always find a reason to make his life miserable."

The reverend had already left the scene by the time we noticed, and Stocking chuckled, "Looks like he got the message loud and clear. Good, gives us less shit to deal with."

Panty sat down on the sofa near Spike and asked me, "Anything else? Spike's passed out, and I may want his dick, but I'm not doing it like this."

"No, nothing else, I'll wrap this chapter up here." before saying to the readers, "Sorry about this chapter being a bit shorter than usual, I didn't have a lot of muse for this one. And nope, no sex yet. Hopefully that'll change in the next chapter or so. Any ideas you guys have, feel free to suggest them. I love a bit of fan work."

And that's it for this chapter. Next time, perhaps we'll see Spike getting in bed with Panty or Stocking. And there's always going to be a reason to make Reverend Garterbelt's life miserable, he's a sick pervert who makes the church look bad. Guy can burn in hell as far as I'm concerned. But we'll see you next time!