It has actually happened.

King Sombra, the merciless tyrant and dark sorcerer, now rules over the Crystal Empire. What's more, he is holding not only its royal family hostage but also the only six mares (and one dragon) that can stop him. What dastardly plan does the cold-blooded despot have in store? Why, a song, of course!

*A parody inspired by the song "Peaches" from the recent The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Spoiler: Contains Twibra and Sexy King Sombra

Suck it, Flashlighters!