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Prolog: The Gorilla Kills Applejack's Parents
Author's Note
Authorsnote Hi everyone Seth Sandmore here with my latest story of horrific and fiction it is a WHOOOO SCARY for it is Hollowean! Thats right the day where we track or trat to get candy's and surprise's, well this story might seem like a Trat but its really a Track that's right it's a spooky horrostory staring a new creature who I think is my most cumpiling character of them all yet, this is The Gorilla a character I came up with after I visited Oregano and the town of Newpart, they had a statue of a creature, I said what is that and my tour guide Lesbian James and her girledfriend Maxfield Stanton said it was a Gorilla, well that gave me the idea for a new monster creature like that this one is imaginary, and it is........ The Gorilla! Please read on and remember to give Honor And Glory to ROY STANDMORE this Halloween, it was his favorite holiday he would dress up as a Nun and hit Rude People with a Ruler.
Prolog: The Gorilla Kills Applejack's Parents
It was a sunny day in Ponyville, a day like any other, when Applejack's life changed for the rest of her life. She was a small foal of childhood age, and her hobby's were made up of laughing, playing, and running through the apple forest in search of trees and apples but all that would change on a faithful day when her parents were killed, a day that would live in infirmary for the rest of her life.
On this day like any other in Ponvyille she was one day on a journey with her parents Bright Macintosh and his wife Buttercup Mac, they were delivering apple's to the starving children. Bright Mac was having a happy smile, and a good time. He and Buttercup mac were pregnant with Applejack's sister Applebloom.
"Gosh, we're happy today." Said Bright Mac with smiles on face. "It's good to be alive!"
"Yes I agree." Said Buttermac with Felicia Day. "I'm glad we're not dead yet. I hope we can look foreword to a long life of being alive and not being dead."
Applejack was also alive, she had not grown her hat yet though so, she was blinded by the sun always shining in her eye's. Always she found herself squinting at the sun, well today she was just sick of it. "I'm gonna stare that sun down, dangit." Said Applejack with redneck. Shestared at the sun with great furious, daring it to burn and bright. Her pupils began to wet and moisten. But she would not back down.
Just then........
"Oh hello stranger, what can we do for you?" Said Bright Mac with unknowing that he was about to be dead.
"Would you like me to sing you a song with my guitar?" Said Butter with thinking that she would hear her second daughter's voice. Applejack could hear her playing her guitar.
But then she heard the sound of a guitar breaking and string's snapping. "WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING TO AN INSTRUMENT OF BEAUTY?" Said Butter with hatred of Clapton.
"Don't worry honey, I will punish him." Said Mac with confidence that he was not going to get killed. But then Applejack heard the sound of bone's tearing and flesh crunching. It sounded like Dying Father. She turned to look at her dad but the sun had blinded her. And she couldn't.
"OMFG NOOOOO BABY I LOVE." Said Felicia Day with interruption as she too was killed and murdered.
Applejack began to run toward her dead parent's. But she was now blind by the sun. So she did not know where they were. She ran and ran in circles and circles until she got tired. Then she flapped down and began to whip and whep with furious and powerless.
Much time passed. And Applejack's sight began to return. She stood up and looked at where her parents were, well what was left of them. They were piles of goo and broken with blood and gut's and gut's and blood. Apple's from there apple cart were everywhere. The apples were red like the blood and the guts of her parents and indeed apples are the life blood of the Apple Family so them being spilled everywhere........ was just like the guts and blood. Of her family and soul.
Applejack ran to her dead parents. "NOOOOOO YOU HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR." She cried with dead parents. She held her goo mother and goo father in her baby hooves. And teared of sorrow with whimper and miserable.
When she was done crying she dropped them back onto there blood and guts and spilled apples. She looked around for clues. And she found a sign written in her dead parents blood and guts. It was written on the side of the Apple Cart that was broken.
The sign said. "THE GORILLA DID THIS."
Applejack felt ferocious build inside of her belly. She cried to the sun of rage and hatred. "The Gorilla............ I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM!!!!!!!"
Then collapsed she down, to her parents guts, returning to tear.
In Twilight Sparkle's house of castle she reclined and read her books of magic. She was a purple alicorn who used to be a unocrin until Princess Celestia bestowned upon her one wing's. Now she uses them to fly around and look at pony's from the air. "Look at me," she says from the air, "I am Twilight Sparke."
But, today she was not doing that she was just reading. she was studying her book of magic to learn spell's taht she could use to cast magic. One spell she saw involved turning everyone into carrot's. The other spell involved turning people back into people when they were tired of being carrot's. This would be a good spell to teach the filly's and coalt's of Ponyville about the impotence of vegetables. She was such a good princess.
Suddenly as she was reading the Alarm rang out. *BLAAAAAAARG! BLAAAAAAAAAARG! blaaaaaaarg*
"The alarm." Twilight thought with brain. "That can only mean one thing......... oh no."
She threw her stupod book away at Spike. "Put this book back on the book shelve Spock. I am needed elsewhere." Then galloped she hoof, with haste and princess to do her royal duty..........
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Twilight Sparkle the Princess of Friedshit arrived at the Situation Room in her Castle....... this room was where they gathered to discuss Situation's such as, who was invading Equestria, who was having friendship problems and, who the NFL draft. Around the table was the Pony War Council, all the strategic mind's of Equestria who gathered to discuss and solve the challenge's and war's of Equestrian.
Princess Celestia was there ven though she was stupid and useless. "Twilight Sparkle please have a seat. We have now encountered a situation."
"Of course. That is why we are in the situation room." Said Twilight with awareness of why room's exist. She princessed over to the table of situation and sat down on her purple pony butt cheek's that went squish when she sat on them. Then she said. "Is it true? Has it finally happened?"
Princess Luna the blue princess of the night nodded with stars. "Yes it is true....." A single sad teared from her moist princess orb's. The sad was teared like a croissant moon. "After all this time it seem's that....... The Gorilla has returned."
Twilight gasped. Could that be why the alarm happened?
Sitting next to Luna was Princess Candidiasis the Princess of Loving So Much. She said. "Sunshine sunshine ladybug's awake clap your hoofs and do a little."
But she was interrupted by the person sitting next to her, a human fourteen of lesbian with raven hair. "Stop your stupid rhyme, this is not the stupid time!!!!" This was Homura Johnson the human visitor from the world of Girls, though she was young of year she had unlimited gun's hidden inside of her sleef. Now that she shut up Princess Cardiovascular she looked at Twilight with serious and mutual purple.
"You see Twilight Sparkle, as you know The Gorilla killed Applejack's parents fifteen year's ago, now we have not seen The Gorilla since but. We have always known that it would return. We have been preparing and planning for this catastrophic and are ready to put our plan into action."
The pony sitting next to Homura Johnson was War. He was a gray stalingrad with six leg's and an eye-potch. In elsewhere he was also known as Odin's mighty steed Slipknot. He then spoke with severe. "Twilight Sparkle this is our plan, we must charge The Gorilla with everything we have. That mean's you and your friend's Pinkie Pie Applejack Rainbow Dash Rarity and Fluttershy will attack it with your pony strenght's. If the power of your friendship is strong enough then..... you will shirley defeat it."
Twilight nodded with smart and understand but, she had a question. "What if our friendship is not enough to overcum The Gorilla? It is a very fearsome creature." She asked questioningly.
Princess Calcium chuckered with anuse....... shaking she head, "Twilight Sparkle do you know nothing? Friendship is the most powerful. Now go fourth with your friend's and with Applejack too and defeat The Gorilla in the name of Pony!"
Twilight Sparkle nuded and gathered her leg's. Off she scranked in search of her pony friend's...... ready to save the world once more.......
All day Twilight Sparkle and her friend's marched from the Castle Friendship to Applejacks barn at Sweat Applied Ankle where The Gorilla was hiding and devouring the apple's. The pony's were gathered with march and furious, trotted they pony with severe. They all had thinks and thoughts on there mind's.
Twilight Sparkle was wondering if friendship really was magic........... because if it was then couldn't they just friend The Gorilla?
Applejack was Dead Parents..........
Fluttershy was Animal's...... couldn't they just boop The Gorilla's nose?
Pinkie Pie was Cake and Party........... couldn't they just throw The Gorilla a key party?
Rarity was Fabulous.............. couldn't they just mkae The Gorilla a cute outfit?
Rainbow Dash the Gay Pony was stupid and useless.......... but not because she was the gay pony she was just stupid and useless naturally.......... so she did not have any thinks or thoughts.
However there brain's emtpied when they arrived at the Apple Forest in Sweat Applied Ankle and behold The Gorilla with eye in their awes. The Gorilla was a large ape about the size and shape of a normal gorilla except..... it was big, but not as big as King Kunk the biggest ape in the universe. However it was still much bigger then all the pony's, and almost as big as a apple tree. The Gorilla was leaning against a apple tree, it was eating a pile of apple's that it had taken off of the tree. It munching and crunching with teeth and chew, juiced and delicious.
Applejack was inflamed. How dare The Gorilla eat the life blood of its mom and dad. They were dead. Because of The Gorilla.
"I'm taking him NOW!!!!" Said Applejack with Anakin. She charged foreword with power charging up around her face. She leaped into the air. "APPLE CANNON!" Yelled she. Then fired she a blast of concentrated apple energy from her nose and straight at The Gorilla. It enveloped The Gorilla with BOOM, and an explosion slowly eroded from it's body.
When Applejack landed. She said with country, "heh, that was too easy."
But when the dust and dirt cleared........ The Gorilla was there. Unharmed and undefeated, it sat and ate more apple's.
Applejack was a shock! Gorilla shock!
Pinkie Pie and Rarity saw there chance next. "Rarity-chan! Connecto!" Said Pinkie Pie with anime. They high-fived there hoof's and joined there power's to create a combination attack, a big Rock that was covered in Cake Frosting. They rolled the rock at The Gorilla, but the rock only shattered when it hit The Gorilla's big muscular gorilla ape arm's.
"Nani?!?!?!?!?!" Said Rarity and Pinkie Pie with anime again. "But that was our most powerful attack's combined!"
That was when Rainbow Dash the Gay Pony stepped in. "HJeh, just let a pro show you how it's done. SONIC.......... RAINBOOM........... ATTACK!"
She flew up high into the sky like the Ninja Falcon Megazord from Mighty Morphine Power Ranger......... then crashed she down with explosion and BOOOM. A mushroomed cloud eroded from The Gorilla like in the movie Openhinder when the atomic bum was made......... but unlike in the movie The Gorilla was not defeated. Sat it there with certainty and security eating an apple and then throwing the apple away and then eating another apple.
The pony's were aghost. They had not done any damage to The Gorilla! Even with there most powerful attack's! Twilight Spankle was ready to give up when Fluttershy...............
Yellow she went with pink and kind. She sat with The Gorilla. And said. "Excuse me the Gorilla, my name is Fluttershy and I'm very nice. Would you please stop eating Applejock's apple and, also say your sorries for killing her parent's fifteen year's ago (AUTHORS NOTE IF YOU DO NOT REMEMBER PLEASE READ THE PROLOG WHERE THE GORILLA KILL'S APPLEJACK"S PARENTS).
The Gorilla looked at Fluttershy with secret Smartness in his eye's. understanding was his skill, and he began to slowly. Nod.
But Twilight Sparkle ruined everything by flying up to the sky. And said. "I AM TWILIGHT SPARKLE." Using her Purple Magic she teleporteled Fluttershy and the other pony's away and back to the Princess Castle. Where they collapsed in a sweaty pile as if they had just had a bunch of Pony Sex. But they did not have Pony Sex. They had Pony Defeat.
"It's no use everypony....." Twilight Sparkle regretted, a sadness endearing upon the floor. With greatness andpurple she looked to the sky in search of answer's. "We must retreat and withdraw........... and report our finding's to the Equestrian War Council. We cannot defeat The Gorilla with our power's alone. We must think of another way."
So troted they down to the SituationR oom...... for they now found themselves in....... A Situation.
Author's Note
Authorsnote Seth Standmore here, well I've come back after a long break from writing pony's, what happened was I found out what happend to Katana-Maru-Chan my wife, it turned out she was being held hostess by the Nigerian Prince Prince Delaware, he was using her to build a bridge in Kentucy that he was planning to Sell Me, I learned it from her brother, well I sent them the money but, then i got an erection from my house because, I did not use the money to pay my Runt. Now though I am back I am living with my good friend Sweltering_Pony_Cheeks, we met at Everfree Southwest last year, they are my new editor and we're writing a new edition of The gorilla, I have not heard back from Katana-Maru-Chan I hope to see her soon, I ahve vowed not to Tuch my Dink until I have seen her hand's to dink it for me........... well lets get back on track with The Gorilla!!!!
3. The Gorilla Goals
It was only when Twilight Sparkle and the rest of her Friend's returned to the War Council Chamber (authorsnote I forget what I called it when I started writing this story) that they allowed themselves to recall the feeling of terrible and trauma that the Gorilla had fisted upon them. None of their most powerufl attacks had managed to so much as Scratch the Gorilla's furry hide! This was a serious problem that called for the greatest mind's of Equestrian war to help out and resolve.
That was when they realized that the War Council was sitting in the Situation Room (author's note I remembered what I called it!!!!!!!!!!!!!). They were sitting there in their chair's waiting for the good gnus from Twilight and her friend's. Unfortunately for them............ the only news was bad news.
The Situation Room War Council had a new member today (author'snote I forget to put him in the previous chapter gomenaside!!!!!!!!!!!), this was Cat Meowingtons (ahtor's note thats the talking cat from the MLP movie who was played by Kanye West i dont know what his name was in the movie i did not see it), he was wearing his red jacket and playing a game of Card's with himself it was a cardgame called Solaire.
"Well now, if it isn't my favorite mares in the world, next to Princess Celestia of course." Said Cat Meowingtons with big heart eye's at Celestia.
Princess Celestia bimbo with giggle and blush. And said "Oh Cat Meowingtons you save your purring for the bedroom mister!" And everyone in the room got the Anime Sweat Drop while Fluttershy burrowed her face into her hoofs while blushing bright and going KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Anyway Twilight Sparkle hoofed with stomp. And said "You guys you need to put your dicks back in your pants because we got a real serious doozy of a problem, the Gorilla was too strong and, we lost our battle!"
The War Council gasped with shock! Gorilla shock! Even Princess Celestia stopped being horny. And said, "How could you lose to such a creature, don't you know that if you lose we all die?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Homura Johnson flipped her raven hare. And said, "Well Elements of Hominy you did you're best I am sure, but now that the battle has ended we can reveal what we have learned here in the situation room, I will let War explain. War please explain." Said Homura with Johnson.
War the Warrior Pony stood up on his sex leg's and cleared his throat. It sounded like when an old man has a cold and it gurgles a lot and there is green stuff that is in his throat. He said. "In the time you ahve been gone we have Ascertained the true intention's of the Gorilla, and his Gorilla Goals. as you know when it beat Applejaclks parents to death and stomped there body's into Red Paste like Tomato Sauce until there was nothing left of them it also took away all the apple's in the apple cart, now there was nothing for the starving children to eat and naturally they starved to death."
"That's horriblke, are they okay?" Said Fluttershy, meanwhile Applejack cried with Dead Parent's.
"No there dead." Said War. "Apple's were the only cure to there illness....... being hungarians."
That was when Twilight Sparkle could take no more. She overturned a table with Anger!!! It was the map table!!! "Ohhhh! Ahhhh! Grrrrrr!"
"Cuntroll yourself my student." Said Celestia, "maybe you need Cat Meowingtons to make biscuits on you."
But Twilight Sparkle did not want a pussy massage. She wanted a Gorilla Pounding. "There must be a way to defeat the Gorilla with hasty and victorious!"
War nodded with Old. "Yes Twilight, there is....... but since you cannot defeat him but, we have one way left to destroy the Gorilla and it is.......... we must destroy all the Apple's, they are the only thing that the Gorilla eat's. If we can destroy all the apple's in Sweat Applied Ankle then, the Gorilla will starve to death, it will collapse with Boneless, Dusting To Infinity......." Said War with a whimsper and a single sad.
All of the pony's looked at each other. And noodled slowly. Twilight Sparkle said. "This is the only plan we have left, the Gorilla Emergency maneuver....... well let's make it a good day to die Pony's."
Homura Johnson angry with objection!!! She stood up on the table that Twilight Sparkle had turned over. And sad "You fool's if we destroythe apple's in Sweat Applied Ankle then there will be no food left for equestria, will we all starve to death or should I say you starve to death, I can go home to Girls and my wife Madoka Jones but, you will all starve to death without the apple's of the Apple Family to feed Equestria!"
Applejack removed her hat with sombrero, eyesing she closed and tearful she spoke. "That is true Homura Johnson...... but life is like the back end of a donkey when it got bit by a raccoon. You can go along with it like it always was but, when there are teeth mark's in the ass's ass, all you can do is break thing's off. And that is why......... I WILL ALLOW MY FARM TO DIE............!!!"
All of the pony's stared at her with several. Then, one by one they began to.......... clap..... and clop......... and clap and clop along like Orwell Swole in CITIZEN KING GOES TO WASHINGTON......... everyone began to cheer for APplejack and her sacrificial to save Equestria by killing the Gorilla and......... all dying to starve........
Everyone that is except Homura Johnson, stomping to gone with no clap at all, "I am so mad I am going to go home and make out with my wife Madoka Jones so I won't be so mad." Said Homura with plans to touch.
With the plan's now made, to touch the girl and also to starve to death, the pony's truntled out to there new aim's...... knowing they do indeed that today will be the end of the Apple Family, the end of the Gorilla, and the end.......... of Equestria......"
