TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox go to Equestria

TB had finally made it out of the forest. Not that there was any difficulty, but he didn't know which direction to go, but now he made it out. He looked in the direction he went and he saw a town. He had no other place to go, so he went in that direction.

He was now on the edge of town. There were pony creatures everywhere so TB had to think of a ways to get through the town without getting noticed. He went into a nearby ally way and watched pony things pass by.

"Balls." he said in a whisper

Then he saw a ladder heading up the building. He quickly climbed up to the roof of the building. There were many more buildings very close by and he finally had a plan on how to get around town. He tried to get a running start but the way the roof was, he could barley manage it. He ran as fast as could and leaped into the air. He was flailing his arms around and missed the next building. He fell to the ground and landed on his face. He grunted but he still managed to keep quiet. He got up off the ground and found to his surprise that none of the pony things noticed him.

"Maybe I should just stick to alleys." he said, still whispering

So TB looked around the alley and saw pony creature heading his way. He ran around the back of the building. TB waited for the pony monsters to pass by, then after they passed, TB looked out of the alley. There were no pony things so had made a dash across the dirt road. He made it to the next alley. TB went saw another ladder and decided to give it another shot. He climbed up and got a running shot. He jumped and made it to the next building. He continued to do this until the string of building ended. He was lucky none of the pony creature noticed him. He sat on a building and saw a building that seemed to be a tree, and since he needed to find a hiding spot from all the ponies, this was his best opportunity. He jumped off the building and raced towards the "tree house" as TB put it. He made it to there and went inside. He knew it was a long shot, but it was his best bet.

"Yes, now all I have to do is lay low for awhile an-"

He was cut off by something hitting him in the head. TB fell to the ground. His vision was dazed but all he could see was a lavender figure with what seemed to look like books.

"What the..."

Then the books started flying at TB. One by one they hit him and soon he fell unconscious and the last thing he saw was the lavender figure approaching him before everything went black.

TB awoke to find that he was tied down. He seemed to still be in the main room of what seemed to be a library. Suddenly the lavender creature that appeared to be a unicorn came down from a nearby staircase with what looked to be a pointer stick floating next to it. It walked up to TB.

"What the hell." TB said

The unicorn smacked TB on the side of the head.

"Who in the hay are you."

"You talk!?" TB said while trying to shake his way out of the chair he was tied to.

"I take it you haven't seen a talking unicorn."

"What do you think."

The unicorn smacked TB again while he was shaking. The force of the blow knocked TB's chair to the ground.

"Okay, okay, I was joking." TB said "And you can stop with the smacking."

"Well this book said to keep hitting you if the captive doesn't cooperate."

"What book."

"This one."

Suddenly a book levitated off the shelf and went in front of TB's face. It read, How to Interrogate Ponies in 5 Minutes. If TB could move his hands. He would have face palmed.

"Well what do you want to know?"

"I want to know why you were sneaking around in here."

"Well I was trying to hide from those "ponies" as you call them." TB said "It's not everyday I get to see technicolor, talking "ponies"."

"Well where did you come from in the first place?" the unicorn asked

"All I know is that I was going to play a new game, then next thing I know, I was sucked through my computer monitor."" and I ended up here."

"Wait what happened before that? What game was it, and whats a computer monitor?"

"I was on my computer when I got an e-mail from somebody by the name of Discord an-"

"Discord, that doesn't make sense, we sealed him away months ago." the unicorn interrupted

"Like I said before Twilight Sparkle, what fun is there in making sense." a voice said.

"Discord, show yourself!" Twilight said.

"Glad to see you too." Discord said

"Stop staling, what do you want?"

"All I want to do is play another game."

"Let me guess, you "borrowed" the Elements of Harmony, and now your going to give me a lame riddle, we get the elements, and you get sealed away again."

"Not quite Twilight, instead of giving you a riddle, we're going to go on a scavenger hunt." Discord said "If you find all of the Elements of Harmony, I send your friend right over there and all of his buddies back home, and you and your friends seal me away, like that's going to happen."

Just then, a note popped from out of nowhere and Twilight picked it up with her magic. It was a map, and it marked all the places she needed to go.

"Once you get to the places marked on the map, somepony will give you a riddle and you must use it to find one of the Elements of Harmony." Discord said "Good luck Twilight Sparkle." Discord said for a final time

"Great, just great." Twilight said "Um... what's your name?"

"John, but people just call me Totalbiscuit, or TB for sort."

"Okay TB, I'm going to go gather up my friends, you go get yours." Twilight said undoing to ropes that held TB in place.

"Okay."

It didn't take long for Twilight to find one of her friends, when she walked outside, she saw Fluttershy with some creature, the same species as TB. Just then fro out of nowhere, Apple Bloom showed up with a similar creature.

"Okay there's TB's friends, now it's time to get mine." Twilight said