TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox go to Equestria

Crendor was checking his Facebook and found a message sent by Jesse. He opened it up to find that there was a link to something. He clicked on it without hesitation and thought if Jesse sent it, it must be good. It was a MediaFire download, and Crendor found it was for a game called Equestria Strategy Simulator. When Crendor downloaded it suddenly a vortex appeared in the center his computer.

"Oh Crap!" he said as he sucked head first into his computer monitor.

His head was the only thing in the monitor and he trying to get it out by pushing the monitor back while trying pulling his head out, but it was no use. He was now halfway suck in when he started to hear laughter echoing throughout the vortex.

"Oh, another one, this was unexpected." a mysterious voice said

"Let me out of here." Crendor commanded.

"No, you people are just the most fun I've had in eons other than those ponies of course." the voice said again

"Ponies-what... let me out of hear." Crendor repeated

"No, I got to go now, enjoy the ride." the voice said

The laughter began again and Crendor was no flying through the vortex again. Then the laughter soon faded and a opening soon appeared. Crendor could see a cottage with an abundance of animals, and some yellow thing with a pink mane.Now he out of the vortex and was now flying towards the cottage while the vortex in the sky had now disappeared.

Crendor landed into the dirt right in front of the yellow creature, the surprising impact had sent the animals running while the yellow thing hid in a bush. Crendor was out cold now. The yellow thing approached Crendor's unconscious body, poking him with a hoof, it pulled him into the cottage and put him in a bed.

"Don't worry you poor thing, Doctor Fluttershy will nurse you back to health." it said shutting off the lights and slowly closing the door.

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4 hours later

Crendor awoke to find himself in a bed. At first he thought all the past events that occurred to him were a dream, but dropped that idea when he realized that he wasn't in his own bed. He proceeded down the stairs slowly to get his bearings when he saw a yellow pony thing with wings and a pink mane and three butterflies on its flank.

"AHH what the heck is that!" Crendor screamed.

"AHH!" the pony thing said. "Oh your awake." it said a little calmer.

"It talks!" Crendor said running back upstairs.

"It's okay, there's nothing to be afraid of." the pony said.

Crendor peeked down the stairs and saw the pony thing was not following him,but was smiling and waiting for him to come back down.

"It's okay," "You can come down." it said.

Crendor slowly went down the stairs and was now standing in front of the thing

"Hello" the thing said

"What are you?" Crendor asked

"Um... I'm a pony," It said "I thought you tell what a pony looks like, but that's beside the point. I'm Fluttershy."

"I'm Crendor."

"What a strange name for... what are you actually?"

"I am what you call a human."

"Oh, I almost forgot, I made you some soup."

"Thanks."

Crendor finished up his soup. He and Fluttershy had been talking for the rest of the afternoon and they did a couple of house chores until the evening, where Fluttershy let Crendor use her bed while she slept somewhere else. Even though he was sucked through his computer monitor. Crendor certainly had a great day .

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TB was still in the same hut he found when he lost Jesse, but it was now evening  so he was trying to get some rest after the long day. Just then the door opened, TB found a hiding spot quickly and waited to see what was coming in. The figured emerged and TB noticed it was just a zebra with some kind of plant in it's mouth. It set the plant down and started to look around the hut as if something a wrong. Then it began checking all the other additional hiding spots that were available to him at the time. It was getting closer to finding him so TB had to created a distraction. Tb picked up a rock off the ground and threw it right into the cauldron.

The zebra took its attention off searching and went to see what made that splashing noise. TB stuck low to the ground and move swiftly to the door. As quick as a flash he opened the door and ran out. He then started running in the direction Jesse went when he lost him hoping there would be something useful. All he could do was run through the forest in the dark of the night. Alone.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Scootaloo asked.

"I'm positive." Jesse said.

"But I can't fly."

"You'll learn on the way down."

"Yeah, this isn't a good idea." Sweetie said

"How did we get to this point again?" Apple Bloom asked

"She has wings, so we came to this cliff conveniently above the cloud layer, and now I'm going to throw her off." Jesse said

"I told you before, I can't fly." Scootaloo said

"If you can't fly, then you'll land in that water down there."

"You mean that puddle." Sweetie said

"Yeah, I've leaned that if you land in water from long distances, you'll be fine." Jesse said

"Who in their right mind would teach you that." Apple Bloom asked

"Minecraft."

Apple Bloom had the mother of all face hooves.

"Well, see you on the way down."

"Wait, What." Scootaloo said. "No!"

Jesse threw Scootaloo off the cliff. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle raced down the cliff. Scootaloo fell right through the cloud layer and hit about five conveniently paced tree branches on the way down and then finally landed on the ground. When Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle made it down the cliff they saw that Scootaloo's wings were bent backwards along with two of her legs and a black eye.

"Are you okay!?" Sweetie asked

"I can't fell my wings or my legs."

"Jesse!"

"What." Jesse said from the top of the cliff.

"We need to get her to a hospital!"

"Okay, I'll be down in a second."

Jesse finally made his way down and saw Scootaloo's limp, trembling body laying on the ground. Jesse then picked up a nearby stick and started poking Scootaloo.

"We said to get her to a hospital, not poke her with a stick."

"Oh, sorry."

Jesse picked up Scootaloo and followed Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle to the hospital. After they dropped her off they followed Jesse to a convenient rock farm.

"What are we doing here?" Sweetie asked

"Well you told me that unicorns lift stuff with magic or something, so I'm going to push this boulder off this cliff and it will land on you."

"Oh no, no, no ,no ,no ,no."

"Break a leg." Jesse said

"Wait, what, No!"

Jesse rolled the boulder on Sweetie Belle. Right after he rolled it down the convenient hill, it landed on Sweetie Belle. All they could see were her hooves flailing around while they could here a bunch off muffled screams. Apple Bloom had another face hoof.

"Back to the hospital." Apple Bloom said

They carried Sweetie to the hospital after getting her out from under the boulder. Now Jesse was following Apple Bloom.

"Where are we going now?" Jesse asked

"We're going to Twilight so she can knock some sense into y'all.

"Okay. So let's go."

Meanwhile at the hospital

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo lay in their hospital beds all bandaged up.

"Hey Scootaloo." Sweetie said

"Yeah."

"Please remind me to never ask him to help us with anything ever again."

"Okay."

[And now for a bonus chapter]

Crendor and the old, sweetish pony

Crendor was walking around town with Fluttershy. She was giving him a tour of the whole town, then she told him she would introduce him to her friends. As of now they were just strolling down the streets of Ponyville. Suddenly a pony emerged from a house. She was old and fat. Once Crendor saw her, he narrowed his eyes.

"Old, Sweetish Pony!" Crendor screamed

Once he said that he ran over to her and tackled her. He started to punch in the face while Fluttershy just watched while Crendor beat up the old, sweetish pony. Not long after he started, he got off her and walked back to Fluttershy.

"Where to next." Crendor said

"Let's just go." Fluttershy said