Fuck My Life

Rogue slowly woke up to the pleasant warmth of another body next to him while he laid on his back looking up into a pitch black room, a free man once more who didn't need to keep looking over his shoulder to see if guards were chasing him, no more Twilight and her friends trying to catch him, no more sleeping rough under the stars. Rogue was then brought to full awareness when the warm thing next to him moved a little with a soft satisfied moan that was unmistakably feminine. He looked down to the warm and very soft thing holding on to him as he saw a pair of brilliant orange eyes looking up at him. "Sleep well?" Dark Blaze asked her face hidden by the darkness in the room.

"Did we?" Rogue asked.

"Yeah." Blaze answered.

"Did we use protection?" Rogue asked.

"No." Blaze said as she crawled on top of him.

"Did I at least pull out?" Rogue asked

"I didn't let you." Blaze said as she started rubbing herself on Rogue to get her sent on him.

"Fuck." Rogue said as he put his head back down on the soft pillow.

"Yeah, we did that a lot." Blaze said as she started nibbling on Rogue's neck.

"But won't you get pregnant?" Rogue asked as he remembered how Jason had gotten Coco pregnant.

"No, I'm not in heat right now so you don't need to worry about me getting knocked up." Blaze said as she kissed him on the lips and stuck her tongue inside his mouth to feel his sharp teeth meant for cutting and chewing meat. "Speaking of which, I wouldn't mind another load or two in me before my shift at the castle starts." Blaze added as she broke the kiss.

"But why, if you have work in a little while?" Rogue asked.

"Because the idea of letting the other mares know I'm yours and your mine by having your baby batter dripping out of me while I'm working is a real turn on." Blaze explained as she kissed Rogue again.

"That's so fucking hot and weird at the same time." Rogue said as he rolled Blaze onto her back so he could be on top.

"It's called being kinky, now give me all you've got we only have half an hour give or take before I have to leave for work. Dark Blaze said giving Rogue a hungry look.

About 45 minutes later Rogue and Blaze were getting dressed on opposite sides of Blaze's bed, Rogue putting the clothes he'd had on the day before and Blaze getting her uniform and night guard armor on. "Hay can you help with the straps around the back?" Blaze asked

"Sure, but fair warning, I have no idea how to properly tighten armor." Rogue said as he slipped his trench coat back on as he walked over to the almost fully armor clad mare who's back he'd just finished blowing out for the thirteenth time in the last 24 hours less than five minuets ago.

"It's not that hard, just tighten the straps until there firm." Blaze explained as Rogue followed her instructions.

"Is that tight enough?" Rogue asked as he finished adjusting the straps on the back of Dark Blaze's armor.

"Yeah that's perfect." Blaze said as she twisted her body and bent over checking the fit. "Come on, I have to go now." Dark Blaze said walking to the door as Rogue watched her leave a drip trail of his man jam on the floor.

"I can't believe that your actually going to go to work with my man jam running down your leg." Rogue said as he followed the mare out of her apartment onto Canterlot's main street.

"Well I did say I want every pony to know who's mare I am, didn't I?" Blaze asked holding her helmet under an arm as she and Rogue walked together.

"To be fair you did." Rogue said as he walked a little slower so that he wouldn't leave Blaze behind.

"So where are you going after this now that you're a free man?" Blaze asked as she put her helmet on and the enchantment activated turning her fur dark grey and her eyes yellow.

"I don't know, I haven't really thought about it." Rogue said as they stopped walking at the end of the street that led to the castle.

"Well why don't you get a place here in Canterlot or Ponyville, that way we could see each other when ever we want." Dark Blaze suggested.

"I guess I could, I am loaded and I've had enough of technically being homeless." Rogue said as he looked at Dark Blaze.

"Well, let me know when you get a place, so we can have a little get together." Dark Blaze said giving Rogue a peck on the cheek. "I have to go now." She added as she started walking to the castle.

"A place of my own." Rogue thought as he watched the mare walk away before he started leaving Canterlot on foot following the route he'd taken when escaping but instead of taking the road east like he did before he instead took the road west towards Ponyville a long walk ahead of him. It was the early hours of the morning when Rogue reached Ponyville and the first snows of winter had fallen over night while Rogue kame down from Canterlot, it had been almost a year since the last time he was here and he felt somewhat nostalgic at the sight of the town. "Ok, now its time to find an estate agent and wait for it to open." Rogue thought as he entered the town and waited for the businesses to open, after a few hours of waiting around in the freezing cold Rogue was able to find an estate agent where he was shown a few properties around Ponyville and ultimately settled on a lake side six bedroom bungalow that kame with 10 acres of land mostly going back into the forest as well as a peer on the lake on the outskirts of Ponyville with the nearest neighbors being Sweet Apple Acres. Some how the deal on the bungalow was finished and paid for by 10am and Rogue was on his way to see his new home keys in hand and to avoid seeing any ponies he knew he decided to use Lord of Skies Wingless Flight to fly over to his new home only taking Rogue a few minutes to reach the bungalow.

The bungalow was a new build with white plastered walls, flint roof tiles and a ten foot decking around the whole house with a wooden railing around the decking, Rogue whistled at the sight which looked very inviting with all the snow and cold weather. "Damn, it definitely looks like it's worth the 500k I just dropped on it." Rogue said as he landed on the decking and walked up to the front door and used the key to unlock and open the door, once inside Rogue closed the door he was greeted to the sight of a bran new empty house, he was currently in a living room a kitchen dining visible through an open sliding door in the living room with a fireplace that was very spacious, walking forward on the hard wood floor he set his duffle bag down and explored the house finding a separate toilet and bathroom all six bedrooms one of which was an attic room and another a basement room, which were more or less all the same size with Rogue picking the one that didn't get direct sunlight through the window on the ground floor as his personal bedroom, he also found three utility rooms one of which had a boiler in it. "Ok I've picked my room, one of the rooms can be a reading room and office and another can be my at home gym, which leaves three rooms for any guests." Rogue thought getting a plan of action in place for what he was going to do with the rooms. "Shit, I just realized that I'm going to have to ask Twilight or one of her friends where the nearest furniture shop is." Rogue said as he looked around his empty house and walked back to the front door going outside and locked the door behind him before slipping the key into his pocket.

Rogue then followed the dirt path back to town along the way the path from Rogue's new home which was called Lake Side House according to the plaque by the door joined the path to Sweet Apple Acres, after an hour of walking Rogue reached the town again and more ponies were on the streets and looked at him for an uncomfortably long time which wasn't surprising given that the last time he was in Ponyville he almost blew it up. "The fuck are you looking at." Rogue said when he noticed the ponies staring at him. "Now if I remember Right Twilight's abomination of a castle is over that way." Rogue said walking through the streets not giving a damn about how many ponies were looking at him. It only took him half an hour to find the abomination of a crystal tree castle that Twilight called her home as he walked up the steps to the door he almost slipped on ice. "Fuck." Rogue said as he used the door handle to pull himself up before knocking the crystal door. A moment or two later the door opened with a Purple dragon with green under scales opened the door only coming up to Rogue's waist.

"Can I help you?" The little dragon asked.

"Yeah little man, I'm looking for Twilight, is she here?" Rogue asked.

"And you are?" the little dragon asked.

"Just a drinking buddy." Rogue said putting on his best smile.

"I didn't know she go's out drinking." the little dragon said.

"Yeah we got shit faced at Griffin Stone a couple of months back." Rogue said remembering the legendary hangover he had after that one. "So is she home or not?" Rogue asked again.

"Oh yeah, she's in her office." the little dragon said.

"Cool beans, say what's your name little man?" Rogue asked.

"I'm Spike." the dragon said offering Rogue a hand that he shook gladly.

"Strong grip, you'll be one hell of a beast when your full grown." Rogue said as Spike let him in to the castle.

"I'll take you to her." Spike said showing him the way.

"Nice one mate." Rogue said following the little dragon, along the way they bumped into Starlight coming out of one of the many libraries in the castle.

"Hi Spike, who's... this?" Starlight asked looking Rogue up and down taking in the sight of the young white haired man who stood just a little taller than Celestia if she didn't have a horn and remembered what Twilight had said about how he had magic on par with and Alicorn but was pursuing elemental power instead of mastering his latent magic, she also remembered that the news papers had called him the most disrespectful man in Equestria.

"Rogue Winters." Rogue said offering a hand to the mare who was dressed in her Equestria girls outfit.

"Starlight Glimmer." Starlight said shaking his hand surprised by the contrast between his crushing grip and the softness of his skin.

"Well it's always nice to meet a piece of fine ass and all but I'm in the middle of something. "Yo Spike you were showing me the way." Rogue said walking away leaving Spike speechless at his last comment and Starlight blushing like crazy for a moment before Spike ran after him to make sure he didn't go in the wrong room, after a minuet or two of walking Spike showed Rogue to the door to Twilight's office and knocked twice.

"Twilight you have a visitor." Spike said opening the door and stepping aside.

"Who is it?" Twilight asked.

"A'yo did you miss me." Rogue said stepping in to the office leaving Twilight speechless for a moment at his sudden appearance.

"Rogue I never expected you to just show up." Twilight said getting up from behind her desk.

"I'm going to be real with you, I just bought a place on the outskirts of town and I have no idea where to by furniture in this place, so do you mind pointing a drinking buddy in the right direction?" Rogue asked.

"Wait you bought a house in Ponyville?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah, six bedroom bungalow on the lake, and I need furniture." Rogue confirmed.

"But why did you buy a place in Ponyville?" Twilight asked.

"A friend suggested it." Rogue said with a shrug of his shoulders. "So you know a place or what?" he asked.

"Yeah I know a place." Twilight said as she grabbed a thick coat.

"Lead the way." Rogue said following the mare in the direction of home furniture. It took the two around half an hour before the unlikely pair stood outside of an oddly named shop. "Quills and Sofas." Rogue said reading the name on the sign under a picture of a quill and sofa.

"Yeah I know the name is a bit weird, but they actually stock all kinds of home furniture and writing supplies." Twilight explained as they walked in.

"Whatever, I just need the basics for now." Rogue said looking around at the furniture and settling on a dark wood bedroom set for himself with sheets pillows and all that good shit as well as an extending four seater table that could seat six when extended with six matching chairs. Rogue also bought a four seater sofa and two armchairs for the living room so he could kick his feet up by the fire, all in it cost him just under three thousand bits for the lot.

"Would you like to here about are same day delivery options?" The sails pony asked after Rogue paid using his card.

"No thanks, I got this." Rogue said walking over to his gathered furniture.

"How are you going to move all this with out the delivery service?" Twilight asked.

"Like this." Rogue answered as his eyes started glowing red and he teleported himself the furniture and Twilight to the inside of his new house.

"Since when did you use magic for anything?" Twilight asked surprised that she'd been brought along.

"Believe it or not but I do use my magic every now and then, just not often." Rogue explained as he began bringing the furniture to his bedroom, living room and dining room.

"So, you do use magic." Twilight said putting her hands on her hips with a smug look on her face.

"Fuck off Twilight, how and when I chose to use my magic is up to me, not you or that fat assed cunt up in Canterlot." Rogue said returning from the bedroom and going to the kitchen dining room and put the table where he wanted it with four chairs around it and two up against the wall after that Rogue went to the living room and placed the two armchairs on either side of the fireplace with the sofa facing the fireplace between the armchairs, Rogue then looked at the fireplace and felt a bit chilly. "I'm going to need fire wood." Rogue thought as he walked over to the door and unlocked it then went outside with Twilight following him to see what he was doing, Rogue went around the back of the house to the nearest tree and cut it down using the same magic blade he used to finish the Moorwen and to cut the limbs off the tree then began cutting the tree into sections big enough to fit into the fireplace, when he was done he carried as many as he could in his arms and carried the rest by magic into the house and chucked a few logs into the fireplace lighting it up with his elemental fire once Twilight kame back inside and closed the door behind her as she took her coat off and put it one one of the three coat hooks behind the door before sitting in the middle of the sofa. Rogue sat on the armchair to the left of the fireplace and began untying his shoelaces and put his boots to the side of the chair he was sat in. "Fuck me it feels good to to finally kick my feet up." Rogue said pulling the lever on the side of the chair to recline it half way.

"So is this what you plan on doing all day?" Twilight asked.

"More or less, I can do a food shop tomorrow." Rogue said putting his hands behind his head as he yawned. "Besides I was up all night and I'm too tired to build my bed in the bedroom, so I think I'm just going to crash out here for a few hours." Rogue said as he got comfy and relaxed.

"I think I'll leave you to it then, is it ok if I come back tomorrow with the girls?" Twilight asked as she got up and got her coat from the hook.

"Do what you want its a free world just don't blame me when I swear like a sailor at you." Rogue said on the verge of falling asleep already.

"Damn it why dose he look so cute like that." Twilight thought as she looked at Rogue before she opened the door and left.