Fuck My Life

Rogue woke up early the next morning and looked around a little confused as to where he was and then it came back to him. "That's right, I bought this place." he said sitting up, resetting the reclining armchair in as he got up and stretched as he walked to his new bedroom and spent the first half of his morning assembling his new bedroom furniture before taking a shower and putting on a white long sleeve t-shirt with black cargo trousers he then went back to the living room and put his black boots back on and went to his door finding it unlocked. "Shit, I forgot to lock the door after Twilight left." Rogue said as he went out side to find snow up to his knee, then an idea entered his mind. "This is a good opportunity to gain the element of Ice." Rogue thought as a grin spread on his face as he closed the door behind him.

Twilight and her friends walked down the path to Sweet Apple Acres unsure of what she wanted to show them. "Uh, Twilight what exactly could you have found so close to the farm that me and Big Mack haven't?" Applejack asked as they walked down the the path to the farm only to veer off towards the lake as they followed Twilight.

"Not what, who." Twilight said as she led the girls to Lake Side House.

"Ok then who are we visiting?" Rainbow asked.

"You'll see." Twilight said leading the girls to the new build bungalow on the lake, after a little while they stood at the door and Twilight knocked but got no response so she knocked again but harder.

"Twilight, I know this house is a relatively new addition to Ponyville but that doesn't mean anypony lives here." Rarity said as an Asian dragon made of snow and ice rose up from behind the house and let lose a sky shattering roar, the girls all went around to the other side of the house and saw Rogue in the snow wearing a white top and black trousers in a martial arts stance as shards of ice floated around him.

"Daiguren Hyorinmaru, smash that fucking rock." Rogue said moving forward throwing a punch from his defensive stance as the dragon of snow and ice roared again and flew at a large rock that obstructed a view from one of the windows in the bungalow shattering it into pieces. Twilight and the girls were speechless at the sight they just witnessed, Rogue breathed heavily each breath turning to steam on contact with the cold air around him, he didn't even notice the ponies at all at least not until one of them spoke.

"Oh, my." Fluttershy said in barely a whisper, but that was enough for Rogue to hear as his eyes moved over to his house as a shit eating grin formed on his face.

"Did you enjoy the show?" Rogue asked as he relaxed his stance while looking at the six mares on the decking of his house his eyes gold once more as he acquired yet another elemental power.

Pinkie suddenly grabbed Twilight by the arms. "Twilight why didn't you tell me he moved to Ponyville, I have to get a you know what ready." Pinkie said disappearing in an instant leaving a dust cloud shaped just like her behind.

"What just happened?" Rarity asked.

"I don't know she's your friend." Rogue said putting his hands in his pockets.

"Girls, Rogue is the newest resident of Ponyville." Twilight said to her friends.

"Ha ha ha ha, yeah right, as soon as this cold weather is gone so am I." Rogue said finding it hard not to break out into laughter at what Twilight just said.

"What! Twilight said suddenly turning to face Rogue.

"You heard me, no way you couldn't with ears like those." Rogue said his disrespectful side showing it's self for the first time in a while.

"But I thought we were friends now?" Twilight asked with a whimper and puppy dog eyes.

"Bitch pleas I rip the shit into my friends all the time, just ask Jayson..., speaking of which, whichever one of you it is that dose the whole fashion thing I have an order to place." Rogue said as he walked up onto his decking and looked down at the gathered ponies.

"And what kind of order did you want to place?" Rarity asked looking Rogue up and down with a raised eyebrow.

"A friend of mine is getting married and he's invited me to the wedding, so I need something a bit nicer than street clothes." Rogue explained suddenly Rarity's eyes lit up at the mention of a wedding as she suddenly began seeing Rogue in different styles of tuxedo in her mind.

"You'll need to come by my shop so I can take your measurements." Rarity said looking at Rogue in a more serious and professional manner as she considered what would look good on him. "Did you have anything specific in mind?" Rarity asked.

"Not really, I just need a tux suitable for a wedding." Rogue answered.

"I see." Rarity said making a mental note of the request. "But just so you know, custom comissions cost more than adjusting the size of an existing piece." She added.

"That's cool, I can afford it." Rogue said.

"Oh really, just how much can you afford?" Rarity asked.

"Around nine hundred forty nine and a half million." Rogue said with a smug look.

"WHAT?" Rarity asked in a shout.

"You heard me." Rogue said crossing his arms with a smug look on his face. Rarity stayed speechless for a while as the girls all looked at Rogue slack jawed by the fact that Rogue was secretly a multi-millionaire. "Now if you would be so kind as to get lost so I can return to my training, that would be great." he added as he walked back down to the snow covered lawn of his large garden to resume his training with or without the compony.

"Wait, aren't you going to hang out with us?" Twilight asked.

"Oh hell nah, I got training to do." Rogue said as he took a fighting stance that he felt reflected the element of Ice and began drawing on the elemental power of Ice again, Twilight and the others decided to leave Rogue to his training when it became obvious that he wasn't going to stop training to hang out with them for any reason. A few hours later Rogue stopped his training as the sun went down, he then looked at the setting sun. "Shit, I got so carried away with training I forgot to get supplies for the pantry in town." Rogue said as the sun disappeared behind the horizon. Rogue went back to his house went in and grabbed his coat before locking up and going to town. It didn't take him long to get there now that he knew the way when he got to the market it was closed and ponies were going back to their homes. "Damn, I missed the market." Rogue said under his breath.

"Hi Rogue, I wasn't expecting to see you today." Starlight said as she walked over to Rogue.

"Oh hi Starlight, what's up?" Rogue asked more out of habit than curiosity.

"Oh not much just getting some new notebooks." Starlight said slightly lifting a bag filled with notebooks.

"Damn, you writing a book or something with all that?" Rogue asked looking at almost two thousand pages worth of notebooks.

"No, I'm not writing a book, these are for Twilight's research." Starlight explained.

"What the fuck could she possibly be researching to need that many notebooks?" Rogue asked crossing his arms behind his head.

"You, actually." Starlight answered.

"Come again?" Rogue asked lowering his arms.

"Twilight has been coming up with theory's of how your able to use multiple elemental powers with out being affected by elemental poisoning, if I were you I would prepare my self for Twilight asking to run some tests on you." Starlight explained.

"Thanks for the heads up, I'll have to buy you a pint sometime." Rogue said as he started walking towards townhall unknowingly taking the route to Sugarcube Corner as he familiarised himself with the layout of the town, along the way he found a shop that was open a bit later than the others and picked up a few of the essentials for his house, after little looking around he passed a familiar building that looked like a giant gingerbread house and vagally recalled punching Twilight through the window. "Ah good times, I still had my black ones back then." Rogue thought as he walked past the bakery and went back to his house as the moon slowly raised into the sky. When Rogue got home he found a pink envelope through his letter box with a blue balloon sticker holding it closed. "What the hell, who's this from?" Rogue thought as he put the bag of stuff he'd bought at the shop on the table and opened the letter and read it.

"Sugarcube corner 7pm."

"The hell." Rogue thought as he looked at letter in his hand. "Fuck that shit, I have more important things to do than desyther the meaning of random letters." He said out loud as he scrunched up the letter and tossed it into the fireplace, before making himself some food having a shower and going to bed.

The next morning Rogue was woke by the sound of frantic banging on the door. "Who the fuck is banging the door." Rogue said in a half shout as he got out of bed and walked down the passage into his living room walked up to the door unlocked it and swung it open and was punched right between the eyes staggering him back. "What the fuck." Rogue said bringing a hand to his face.

"You bastared, you didn't show for the welcome to Ponyville Party." Pinkie said walking in and punching Rogue again.

"The actual fuck." Rogue said as he looked up at the very angry party pony.

"Did you even read the invite I posted through the letter box?" Pinkie asked looking pissed.

"What invite?" Rogue asked holding his nose.

"The pink one." Pinkie said crossing her arms.

"Oh that, I had no idea what the fuck it was about so I ignored it." Rogue explained. "Also did you have to punch me in the nose twice?" He asked.

"You... ignored it?" Pinkie asked with puppy dog eyes and a whimper.

"Stop looking at me like that or I'll drown you like a sack of puppies." Rogue said as he crossed his arms while looking at the mare who'd just punched him twice.

"Why would you drown puppies?" Pinkie asked immediately dropping the use of the ultimate pony weapon of cuteness.

"Because their cute and cuddly." Rogue said coldly.

"That's cold." Pinkie said as she noticed that Rogue was only wearing boxers.

"Says the thunder cunt who just punched me in the face twice." Rogue said walking back to his bedroom to get dressed, once he at least had some clothes on he threw the pink mare out of his house into a pile of snow before closing his door and locking it behind him when the door was knocked again, turning around to see the silhouette of Pinkie on the other side he opened the door again and before she could say anything else he punched her right between the eyes knocking her out on the spot and leaving her out cold in the snow on his decking. "Fucking annoying bitch." Rogue said as a thought entered his mind on how to avoid visitors for the day. "That could work." Rogue thought as he grabbed his coat from the hook be hind the door and stepped over Pinkie's unconscious body locked his door again and went into the the forest behind his house, going deep into the forest before stopping Rogue could feel the elemental power of wood calling out to him as well as the powers of earth and stone. "I can feel them, their all around me... Time to hit the grind again." Rogue said as he once again began to train this time freely switching in between all the elemental powers he had access to.

Some time later Pinkie woke up covered in snow with a numbed pain in her face from Rogue's punch as she got back on her feet she tried knocking Rogue's door again but got no answer and realized that he wasn't there anymore, looking around she found footprints in the snow that were half buried but rather than follow them into the forest behind Rogue's house she decided to go home and warm up, her main and tail deflated as she came to terms with the fact that Rogue wasn't going to turnout like every other Human MC's in the Human in Equestria genre of Fimfiction.net and be a new friend slash love interest for her or one of the other main 6.

A few weeks had passed and the winter weather had cleaned up with something the Ponies called winter wrap up, Twilight and the others had asked him to help with that and he told them to piss off before doing more of the one thing he'd been doing since coming to this world and trained some more with Rogue gaining a total of four new elemental powers bringing his total count up to nine, that being Shadow, Water, Fire, Lightning, Metal, Ice, Wood, Stone and Earth. With these powers in hand already Rogue came to the conclusion that the only powers he needed now were Light and Wind which would bring his total up to eleven elemental powers. "Eleven is the total... damn, I wanted it to be an even number not an odd number, unless there's an elemental power I'm not thinking of." Rogue said to him self as he packed his duffle bag ready to get back to nomadically traveling while training now that the lethal cold of Equestria's winter was gone, he only just finished packing when he heard a knock at the door. "I swear if that's Twilight or one of her friends again, I'm putting them in a body bag and then putting the body bag through a wood chipper, and after that I'll feed what's left to pigs." Rogue said as he walked from his bedroom to the front door and swung it open revealing Dark Blaze on his decking dressed in thick winter coat and a spicy one piece dress that did nothing to hide her deliciously curvy body.

"Hay big guy, sorry I couldn't get here sooner but I wasn't able to get any time off until now." Blaze said as she walked in past him and hung her coat up on one of the coat hooks behind the door.

"Well this is just shit timing isn't it." Rogue said as he closed the door behind her.

Blaze sniffed the air and caught the sent of other mares. "Have you been sleeping with other mares?" She asked.

"No, I've just had unwanted guests that I've had to literally throw out at times." Rogue answered.

"Then why is it a bad time for me to be here?" Blaze asked more curios now.

"Because I just finished packing my bag to get back to my nomadic elemental training." Rogue explained.

"Oh right, we can still fuck before you go right?" Blaze asked giving Rogue her best fuck me eyes.

"Well I never said I was leaving right away, so yeah let me show you to the bedroom so we can make some bedrock." Rogue said leading the way to his room. Three hours later Rogue and blaze were in bed and very naked and sweaty Rogue's duffle bag had been thrown to the side and the sheets which had be neatly made with fresh bedding that morning were now soaked with sweat and other bodily fluids.

"Wow, you don't disappoint." Blaze said sleepily.

"How could I, I'm the manliest man to ever man to the soul exceptions of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, also Batman." Rogue said as he pulled Blaze in closer, enjoying the warmth of her body next to his more than he would ever admit.

"Who are they?" Blaze asked.

"Ultimate badasses." Rogue said as he almost drifted off to sleep.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

The sound of the front door being knocked broke the blissful silence of Rogue's house "Oh for fuck sake, can't they leave me alone for like a day at least." Rogue said slowly dragging his right hand down his face in frustration.

"I'll handle it." Blaze said getting out of bed and putting Rogue's black and silver dressing gown on loosely as she turned to him. "How do I look?" she asked deliberately leaning over to showoff her cleavage.

"You look like you just got out of bed with someone you fucked." Rogue said taking in the sight while it lasted.

"Good." Blaze said walking out of the bedroom as the knocking at the door continued, a moment later Rogue could here the sound of the door open, Rogue couldn't help but smile as he heard the faint sound of multiple gasps.

"We're looking for Rogue." Twilight said looking at the naked mare wearing Rogue's dressing gown.

"He's still in bed, getting his second wind so we can pick up where we left off." Blaze said sticking her chest out to ethicize her glories massive tits that made Twilight's tits look like fried eggs by comparison and don't even get me started on how flat Rainbow's tits looked at that moment, honestly an ironing board has bigger tits than her.

"We'll just come back later then." Twilight said averting her gaze from the much hotter thiccer mare before her.

"Sorry to say but once he and I are done having fun he's going to be leaving to continue his training in the wild." Blaze explained.

"Can we leave a message?" Twilight asked as Dark Blaze looked the main 6 over and guessed that the sight of them would kill Rogue's sex drive faster than putting his massive dick in a blender.

"Sure, I'll tell him if I remember by the time I'm done riding and sucking that monster he calls his dick." Blaze said making Twilight and her friends uncomfortable.

"Right." Applejack said seeing that the naked mare wasn't lying about the description of Rogue's big friend beneath the belt as she bit her lower lip subconsciously.

"Can you tell him he's been invited to this years Gran Galloping Gala." Twilight said passing Blaze the two tickets.

"Really the gala, I'll let him know." Blaze said sticking the Gala tickets between her boobs in a firm grip.

"Ok we get it you have great tits, no need to rub it in." Rainbow said crossing her arms as she turned away from the way, way hotter mare.

"Hay, don't take it out on me because you've got nothing Stallions are interested in other than your fame from being the friend of a Princess." Blaze said taunting Rainbow.

"WHAT!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she spun around.

"You heard me feathers, no stallion wants you because you have nothing to play with." Blaze said squeezing her boobs together just to rub it in Rainbow's face.

"You bitch." Rainbow said rushing at Blaze only to be stopped as if someone was grabbing her by the throat as Rogue walked around the corner wearing only a bath towel around his waist as he held his right hand up slightly in the same way Darth Vader did when force choking an imperial officer.

"You toucher her Skittles, and you die." Rogue said his eyes glowing red as Rainbow uselessly flailed around grasping at her neck trying to pull hands that weren't there from her throat.

"Let her go Rogue." Twilight said charging her magic.

"Why should I, she just tried to attack my guest who is also my lover." Rogue said calmly while Rainbow was being choked to death by his magic, knowing full well that Twilight had a crush on him and rubbed salt in the wound anyway.

"Because I know you don't want to be hunted where ever you go." Twilight said holding her ground against Rogue knowing full well that they were equal in magic and physical strength, but what she didn't know was that the power that he'd shown up to now wasn't even a scratch on the tip of the Iceberg of his latent power and potential due to him having the same growth potential as the DBS Broly who went from base from to beyond Super Saiyan Blue where a Super Saiyan Blue Fusion was needed to beat him but Twilight had no idea that Rogue could become that powerful if he trained his magic.

"Fine, but if Skittles attacks Dark Blaze again I will kill her, understand." Rogue said aggressively as he released his magical grip on Rainbow.

"Perfectly." Twilight said as she looked Rogue in the eye and for a brief moment she thought she was looking at a white wolf with blood dripping from it's fangs as it's glowing red eyes burned into her soul.

"Good then get the fuck off my property before I get you all done for trespassing." Rogue said as he watched Twilight and her friends leave his land.

"Hey she wanted to give you theses." Blaze said pulling the Gala tickets from between her boobs as Rogue closed the door.

"What is it?" Rogue asked taking the tickets as he looked at the ticket.

"It's a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala." Blaze explained.

"Fuck that shit." Rogue said about to rip the tickets in half. "On second thought, you have them I'm not interested." Rogue said giving Blaze the tickets.

"Are you really sure?" Blaze asked.

"Yeah, I don't care about this Gala thing." Rogue said looking Dark Blaze in the eye, not with aggression but kindness.

"Well, Would you be my date to the Gala?" Blaze asked with the cutest blush on her face.

"Fuck no, I have better things to do." Rogue said almost laughing out loud.

"Like what?" Blaze asked.

"Literally anything else." Rogue said in response.

"Wow, your a dick you know that." Blaze said giving Rogue the middle finger.

"Your not the first person to call me that but lets face it You'll fuck me regardless." Rogue said.

"What makes you think that?" Blaze asked crossing her arms one ticket still between her boobs.

"Because ladies can't resist a bad boy and I'm the ultimate bad boy." Rogue said shoving her up against the wall and bit her on the shoulder as he pushed their bodies together before kissing her, picking her up and taking her back to the bedroom as the towel around his waist fell off.