Anon had told Twilight to fuck off.

He had TOLD her.

But of course the dumb Princess had insisted that magic could fix EVERYTHING. Including his measly, completely unimportant, 'would-resolve-itself-in-five-minutes' case of hiccups.

So despite his best attempt at dodging her stupid spell, Anon quickly found himself blacking out in unspeakable pain as her magical energy slammed into him. Mercifully he was unconscious for the transformation process that shifted his muscles, skin, skeletal structure and internal organs. Twilight's 'cure-all' healing spell had somehow identified his 'human condition' as a disease, transforming him into a blue-furred earth-pony stallion.

Waking up hours later in Ponyville General Hospital, Anon barely has time to process his situation before he is visited by the medical staff making their grand rounds. Only one thing could be worse than being transformed into a pony and being bed-ridden... bureaucratic paperwork.

And boy did the medical team have a lot of it! Join Anon as he is subjected to a thorough physical examination of his entire body... followed by what could only be described as the most unprofessional specimen sample collection imaginable.

Fetish warning, contains:
Transformation (human is in pony body) / Exposure / Large Size / Medical Sounding (brief) / MF sex /

Set in the same 'ficverse' as:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/479098/strapping-in and
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/473866/mares-complaining-about-penises

Special thanks to Shake Arkadios and EbonyGlow for pre-reading.
Cover art by https://ponybooru.org/tags/artist-colon-shinodage