Hear the voices of Samuel/HTVO: Arc 1: Samuel

(HELLO READERS! Are your prayers ready to be answered by Samuel or Azazel? Well now they have to wait on this chapter because Paradise has entered Ponyville STARRING MAGIC JUNK owned by EpicAeromancer33. Now MLP is own by you know who so don’t sue me. Enjoy for Samuel demand sit.)

Chapter 4 Paradise in the town of Ponyville

“What is Paradise?” Magic repeated Spike’s question, looking at him with a cheerful smile. Magic chuckles and then says, “The organization that hunts down any evil cults that perform evil practices to evil gods to hurt others.”

“Yep we’re good old Paradise, the organization that barely gets paid at all just for risking their asses every mission on a damn daily basis.” Strife said sarcastically earning a pissed off look from Magic but, Magic then sighs in defeat knowing Strife, was, well Strife.

The four are in Ponyville walking to the Mayor’s place to have a place to stay in. If they were going to help Spike out they would need a place to live in as their own headquarters.

“So you guys are professionals in handling these cult problems?” Spike asked.

“Why yes mister Spike we are.” Dream said politely to Spike.

“Well now I feel completely safe.” Spike said relived that he was safe with these three stallions.

“Wow this town looks awesome.” Magic said looking at Ponyville’s scenery.

With the sun already up it brightens its peaceful decadence. “Why I must agree with you Magic this town does have a nice life style suited for your particular way of life.” Dream said looking at Magic smiling.

“Yeah if they can take in random shenanigans, you two fit well.” Strife said smartass attitude again.

“You’re a downer man you know that.” Magic said looking at Strife who only shrugged.

Suddenly a pink mare appears behind them and yells, “HELLO!” Causing the three stallions, to jump startled by her hyperactive voice. “My name’s Pinkie Pie you must be new! I’ve never seen you before! What’s that your carrying is it an instrument! Octavia will like you! OH you have pink eyes how adorable! You’re all new! Then I have to start a welcome party! WOO-HOO!” And with all of that said Pinkie Pie vanished.

“Who the bloody hay was that?” Dream asked still dumbfounded.

“That’s Pinkie Pie she’s the best party goer in Ponyville.” Spike said chuckling at the three shocked faces that the three ponies made.

“Man I’m going to like her for sure.” Magic said bringing back his smile.

“She is…” “Don’t you even think about it, no snarker stuff for this day, got it!” Magic interrupted Strife from saying anything. Strife only lifts an eyebrow at his friend and had an emotionless expression then turns his head away from looking at him.

“I take that as a yes.” Magic said trotting back to Spike. “Now shall we get to thy mayor?” He asked looking at the baby dragon. Spike nodded his head yes.

The four soon got to the mayor, Strife was silent throughout the walk but, momentarily Magic had purposely said random things just to mess with him. Strife easily ignored these things from Magic but, stopped and almost yelled at Magic to shut up only to shut his own mouth up. Magic gave Strife a smug face whenever the snarker unicorn wanted to say something but, couldn’t.

Entering into the mayor’s office they sat down waiting for the mayor’s response on the three strangers. “You three are?” The mayor asked now focusing her attention on the four.

“Well, we are three strangers from the Everfree looking for a home to stay in this beautiful town that you run so perfectly well, just like your beauty madam.” Dream said causing the mayor to blush at his comment. “My name madam is Dream Phobic, musician and artist of the delicate arts of culinary not only that but, the charming gentlecolt who has his eyes on a certain mare and plans to live a happy life with her till death do us apart.” Dream said with such a polite fluent tone that shocked Magic and Spike while Strife’s mouth was left wide open in disbelief.

“Here are your keys to the new home Mister Dream. I hope you enjoy Ponyville and I hope we will see each other soon, that’s if you want to see me.” The mayor said blushing mad at Dream Phobic.

The musician colt just smiles and takes the keys winking at the mayor. “I thank you and hope to see you again.” And with that done and said, Dream Phobic left the room leaving the mayor in cloud nine and his friends left in gasps (Pun included poker face).

“That was really easy.” Spike said surprised.

“You said it Dovahkiin.” Magic said leaving the office along with Strife.

“Wait, who’s Dovahkiin?” Spike asked Magic following him.

“Nobody, never mind.” Magic said quickly while rubbing the back of his head smiling nervously. Spike was still confused but, shrugged it off not caring about anymore.

While heading to their new home Spike spoke up, “Hey since you’re new to Ponyville I might as well give you the basic info of everyone here.” Magic looks at Spike interested in learning about the town. “Well I’m going to say that Ponyville is a peaceful everyday town nothing really bad happens in this place. You see there are many places to go visit in town. Like Sugarcube Corner, it’s owned by two ponies named Mr. and Mrs. Cake and that’s where Pinkie Pie lives at. They have the best cupcakes in town.” Spike said. Magic begins to lick his lips thinking of all the cupcakes he could have.

“Spike, sir may we please discuss this inside. When Magic thinks of something it sadly or happily happens for real.” Dream said calmly smiling at the purple dragon.

“What do you mean by that?” Spike asked.

“Well Magic is a special Pegasus; trust me a lot more special than any of us.” Dream said giving off a soft chuckle looking up at the air.

“Okay. Umm…Dream Phobic why do look so tired? And what’s with your name?” Spike asked as he walked past the dazed Pegasus Spike and was now next to Dream.

“Why?” Dream asked looking at the dragon smiling as his left eye twitched. Magic was nudged by Strife. Magic glares at Strife for interrupting his imagination, but stops seeing the snarker pointing his hoof at Dream and Spike.

“My name you really want to know?” Dream asked giving off a soft disturbing chuckled.

“Umm, of course.” Spike said silencing the chuckle coming from Dream.

“Oh no worst question ever Spike.” Magic said frowning.

“What do you even mean by that, ‘MY NAME IS TELLING YOU EVERYTHING!? I DON’T SLEEP EVER! OR IT WILL BE TOO LATE! MY REALITY WILL BE RIPPED FROM MY FLESH AS I’M STABED MULTIPLE TIMES BY STRINGS COMING FROM MY BEAUTFUL CELLO UMMMF!” Magic stopped Dream Phobic from continuing his ranting by covering his muzzle with his hoof. Spike was freaked out by the musician’s outburst.

“You see Spike, Dream Phobic is well, afraid to sleep. He’s never slept since he…well he never slept at all to begin with.” Magic said as he pulls out a cup of coffee from Dream’s pocket and pours the coffee into Dream’s mouth instantly calming him down.

“How did you do that?” Spike asked Magic, amazed that he just pulled out a cup of coffee out of Dream’s pocket.

“Well it’s a power of mine called Reality Warping long story, but it’s awesome and comes in use for me a lot.” Magic said smirking.

“Now that’s cool.” Spike said impress.

“Thanks.” Magic said. Magic then turns his head to Strife expecting a sarcastic comment from him. But, Strife gave him a ‘what do you want expression’.

“Alright now, are you good buddy?” Magic said looking at Dream who drank his coffee like a gentlecolt and nodded giving a Magic a smile.

They soon got to the house the mayor assigned them to live in. “Alright time to check out the place!” Magic said snatching the key from Dream and quickly inserts it into the door lock.
As soon as he unlocked it the door wouldn’t open. “The heck it won’t open.” Magic said becoming confused.

“Are you opening it right?” Dream asked walking next to Magic trying to open it. Now he was confused too it couldn’t open.

“How do we open this?” Magic asked as he rubbed his chin with his hoof thinking.

“This door is a challenge.” Dream said sighing.

“Your right, well then Door that can hide many secrets just waiting to be shown, Challenge accepted.” Magic said grabbing Dream’s Cello quickly and swinging it hard at the door but, instead of the Cello breaking it was the door being completely destroyed. Magic smirks looking at Dream Phobic who was glaring daggers at Magic. Dream then snatches back his Cello and puts it around his back.

“Well then let’s enter into our new home, ‘SURPRISE!” The three ponies and the baby purple dragon jumped back startled by the surprising outburst of a bunch of ponies wearing party hats smiling at them.

“The bloody hell?” Dream muttered quietly confuse.

Suddenly Pinkie Pie pops out of nowhere bouncing up and down. “Surprise, I’m so glad you three came to the party!” She said smiling.

“Umm…well thanks but, how did you get into our house?” Magic asked lifting an eyebrow at Pinkie Pie suspiciously.

“The door had no lock silly filly! So to be kind enough, I put a lock in the inside since we were still inside.” She said smiling. Strife left eye twitch after hearing her say all of that. “Well don’t stand there with confuse faces with your mouths wide open. Have fun, after all this is your party!” She said as she was bouncing away.

Magic looks at Spike with a smile on his face and says, “I’m really going to like her a lot.”

“While you two have fun, Strife and I are going to explore this home of ours.” Dream said walking past by Magic and Spike with Strife right behind him. The Pegasus and the baby dragon look at one another and both smile.

“Oh yeah, now that you know about Paradise, I’ll let you know right now that we’re looking for others willing to join us.” Magic said.

“I can join?” Spike asked looking surprised at Magic.

“Heck yeah, after all you are the only pony…dragon that survived from multiple cult acts and knows full well about it, like us.” Magic said while taking a soft drink out from under his wing and began to drink it while watching the other ponies enjoy the party.

“How did you do that-wait oh yeah, Reality Warping, but what does that mean? Is it magic?” Spike asked curious about Magic’s abilities.

"Well not really, I'd much rather not talk about it." Magic said as a straw appears in his hoof. He puts it in his soft drink and begins to slurp the juice out through the straw.

“Hello there I am Twilight Sparkle, welcome to Ponyville.” Twilight said startling Magic from behind making him drop his soft drink onto the ground.

“No! That was one of the best drinks I could think of.” Magic whined comically, as was looking at his drink frowning.

“Oh sorry I didn’t mean to startle you.” Twilight said looking sad with her ears going down.

“It’s no big deal I can get another.” Magic said smiling at the purple mare. He notices Spike looking nervous. ‘Wait…Twilight? She’s Twilight? How in the hay is she performing rituals? Well she does look like the book type kind of mare but, does she perform rituals.’ Magic thought.

“Hey Spike, has Rarity been taking good care of you lately?” Twilight asked adverting her attention to Spike.

“Umm…yeah she has.” Spike lied thinking that Rarity might hurt Twilight if he ever told her what she tried to do to him before. Magic caught on with this understanding that Twilight was very close to Spike that you can call her a mother to him. “How’s everything since I’m not around to take care of anything at the library?” Spike asked.

Twilight frowns and says, “Not well. Still, I think you have to stay with Rarity. I’m about to visit the princess tomorrow.”

“Really, well I hope it turns out okay I’m sure she can help you, after all she’s the princess right; she can do anything.” Spike said smiling, hoping that the princess will at least help Twilight go back to her old self.

“Hope so to, so what’s your name?” Twilight asked as she looks at Magic.

Before he had a chance to answer, a certain cyan colored Pegasus comes crashing into him.

“Magic, are you alright?” Spike asked becoming shock.

Twilight was confuse and asks, “Magic? His name is Magic, seriously?” Twilight began to giggle.

“Ouch.” Magic groaned as he got up rubbing his head.

“You okay?” Dash asked as she got up felling sorry; after all, she did crash into him.

“I’m alright, that was nothing compared to things I’ve encountered before.” Magic said laughing while giving her a reassuring smile that he was alright. Dash blushes, seeing him just get up and offer her his hoof with a smile plastered on his face like nothing bad happened.

Magic says in his usual cheerful style tone, “Name’s Magic.”

Dash shook his hoof and said, “Name’s Rainbow Dash, the greatest fastest flyer in all of Equestria.” Dash gave him a gloating smirk.

“Hey Dash you okay?” Applejack called running to her with Rarity by her side. The wrathful mare and the lusting mare stopped and both gasp.

‘He’s here.’ They both thought in unison instantly becoming cautious.

“Yeah I’m okay guys just normal trick failures.” Dash said rubbing the back of her head with her hoof embarrass by her mishap trick.

“Well I’m glad you’re okay darling. Now who is this fine gentlecolt?” Rarity asked, lying that she didn’t knew who he was.

“Name’s Magic Junk and it’s nice to meet the two of you.” He said smiling at them like he always does when he see’s anypony.

“Name’s Applejack partner, I run an apple farm orchard call Sweet Apple Acres not to far from the town.” Applejack said kindly.

“I am Rarity, Equestria’s greatest fashion clothing designer.” Rarity said with a hint of lust but, Magic didn’t catch on with this, which surprised her as most stallions falls head over hooves for her when shows off her lustful attitude.

“Rainbow Dash, are you alright?” Said a meek voice that cause Magic to turn towards Rainbow Dash seeing Fluttershy checking for any sign of wound on Dash.

“I’m okay Fluttershy don’t worry. Nothing can take me down.” Dash said smirking but, the smirk soon fades into a frown.

“What’s wrong Dash?” Rarity asked, looking at her cyan friend.

“Nothing, nothing is wrong, I’m alright.” Dash said smiling at them. She was lying and Magic could tell.
‘Note to self. See Dash and try to help her.’ Magic thought.

“Oh Spike.” Rarity said catching the baby dragon’s attention.

‘Wait! Note to self again! Look out for Rarity.’ Magic thought as he turned his attention to them. Applejack knew Magic was aware about Rarity. She just waited to see if he will risk doing anything rash that would make her end him here.

“Hey Rarity, sorry I left without telling you. I think there will be more gems in the Everfree that I can get you.” Spike lied surprising the lusting mare.

“He did what?” Twilight spoke up shock.

“I was going to tell Twilight at the party since you weren’t at your home yesterday.” Rarity lied as she lays her eyes on Spike.

“I was safe, don’t worry Twilight, Magic and his friends got me back to town.” Spike said smiling at Twilight.

“True.” Magic said chuckling. “Let me tell you this, Spike is sure interesting.” Magic said giving a reassuring wink at Spike that only he caught on to Magic’s act. Magic was trying to get Spike off the hook from entering the Everfree with no one with him. “I see your Celestia’s pupil, correct and you also love reading books?” Magic asked as cheerful as he always was.

“Yeah, did Spike tell you that?” She said blushing becoming flatter.

“Yep, he sure did. You must be the best friend he’s ever had to achieve that much. I’ll say you should be proud to have him by your side.” Magic said. Twilight nodded agreeing with Magic this was true after all.

“Spike, next time, don’t do such foolish things.” Twilight said looking at Spike who nodded his head yes.

“U-um excuse me who are you?” Fluttershy asked timidly in which caught Magic’s attention. Magic thought of something to say to not scare her since she looks so easy to scare. He gave up and just said his name and to the others. They were surprise that she didn’t “Eep” to his style of tone. Fluttershy was after all a timid mare who was easily afraid of a lot of things and most of all…shy.

“I am F-Fluttershy n-nice to, um see you.” She said smiling.

‘The cuteness is over fucking nine-thousand!’ Magic yelled in his head not paying attention to anyone around him.

“HEY MAGIC JUNK HOW ARE YOU, ENJOYING YOUR PARTY!?” Pinkie yelled snapping him out of his thoughts.

“I really like it!” Magic said smiling at the pink mare.

“Hey Magic Junk is it alright if I stay with you?” Spike asked.

“Sure I really want to tell you about the adventures me and my friends have had.” Magic said.

“Are you sure?” Rarity asked trying to hide her anger that Spike was slipping from her hooves from her performing a perfect ritual on him.

“Yeah really, plus not to be rude I have to hang out with guys once in a while so it’s no big deal right?” He said looking at Twilight. Twilight sighs in defeat, after all, Spike barely had any time to make friends that were boys.

“Fine but, you are not to go back to the Everfree forest again. Do you understand?” Twilight said sternly.

“Yeah I understand.” Spike said smiling at Twilight.

“Awesome! We’re going to have a good time.” Magic said smirking at Spike.

“So let’s continue with this party!” Pinkie yelled excitingly bouncing away. Applejack and Rarity look at one another with worry looks.

“You two okay?” Magic asked suddenly appearing next to them.

“Oh it’s nothing. You just carry on with your party, Applejack and I have to go back to our homes. We both have busy days tomorrow.” Rarity said.

“Same for me, tomorrow I got to meet the princess very early.” Twilight said.

“Sorry but, I have to go home. Angel is feeling sick and I don’t want him to be alone for too long.” Fluttershy said.

“Tomorrow I have to settle some scores with some prick.” Dash muttered depressingly that only Magic was able to hear.

“Alright I guess that I’m left with Spike and Pinkie.” Magic said chuckling.

“Sorry but, I hope we get to know each other a lot more later on.” Twilight said.

“Yeah things had been quite busy lately.” Rarity said as she still kept her eyes on Spike frowning. Rarity’s continues glare caused Spike to become a quite nervous as if he was staring at his predator that was just waiting for the right time to attack him.

“Alright I better go see ya later guys.” Dash said flying out an open window with nothing else to say.

“Goodbye Magic I hope we might see one another again.” Applejack said as her and Rarity left there house.

Twilight soon left with Fluttershy leaving the baby dragon and the predictable yet happy Pegasus by themselves in the party.

“Well Spike lets have fun.” Magic said smiling at Spike.

“Right!” Spike responded back with a smile appearing on his face.

Soon the party had ended and all the ponies except Pinkie had left Magic’s house. “So did you really like it?” Pinkie asked as she was bouncing around Magic in a circle.

“Yeah I really did for the twentieth time.” Magic said smiling at the pink mare. She was bombarding him with questions about the party being given the same answer from Magic. “Well Pinkie it’s getting quite late shouldn’t you be getting back home?” Magic asked.

“Oh yeah it is getting late! Silly filly me I was so excited that I lost track of time!” She said.

‘This mare had energy that surpasses Dream’s paranoid problems with falling asleep.’ Magic thought smiling by the thought of Pinkie.

“Helloooo, helloooo, Magic, are you there?” Pinkie asked as she was looking into his eyes. He snaps out of his imagination and gasps. He saw a small triangle around Pinkie’s pupils. Shaking his head and looking back at Pinkie’s eyes the triangle was gone.

“Weird.” He said.

“What’s weird?” Pinkie asked.

“N-nothing really just imagining things that’s all.” Magic said hiding the fact that he saw red triangles in her eyes.

“Well I better go. Bye Spike, bye Magic and tell your other friends I said bye too.” Pinkie said running out the house.

“Hey Magic you okay you blanked out not to long ago?” Spike asked.

“He’s alright Spike. When Magic is imagining things he losses all sense to reality which leaves you in the OPEN!” Dream screamed at Magic startling the Pegasus and accidently Spike as well.
“DREAMING IS BAD! DREAMING TRAPS YOU FROM REALITY! DREAMING IS DEATH’S LAST NAME!” Dream Phobic yelled only to be silenced by having a cup of coffee appear in front of his face floating. He grabs it and begins to drink it. “Thank you Strife.” Dream said turning to Strife who was having his back facing them. “He’s still silent.” Dream said looking at Spike and Magic who were both still shock at Dream’s outburst smiling at the fact Strife had stood quiet for quite a long time.

They regained their composures and began to laugh. Dream lifts an eyebrow confused. “Magic you saw her eyes haven’t you?” Dream asked sounding serious. The two stopped and look at the paranoid musician.

“What do you mean?” Magic asked smiling.

“Don’t play silly Magic, you and I plus Strife knows what you had seen in her eyes.” Dream said taking a sip of his coffee.

“Come on she can’t be possessed.” Magic said.

“Not possessed, but corrupted my friend.” Dream said taking another sip of his coffee.

“Pinkie being possessed how could that even happen she’s the nicest pony in town?” Spike asked but, gets startle by Strife who was slamming his head on the fridge repeatedly muffling his screams.

“Ignore him he’s still pissed that I silenced him from saying any smartass comments.” Magic said laughing a little at Strife’s distress. “So yeah, anyway, Pinkie can’t be corrupted that’s impossible.” Magic said becoming serious with Dream.

“Magic my good friend, you just met her and you’re already falling for her.” Dream said grinning at Magic mischievously. The Pegasus blushes looking away. “Stick with the point!” Magic yelled wanting to get back into the subject.

The musician pony chuckles at his joke and asks, “Now Magic, you want to know what Strife and I were really doing during the party?”

“What? You said you were exploring the house.” Magic said becoming confused.

“We were watching you and those six mares. We were studying them. Out of all the ponies in this party they were unusual. Like Rarity, yes we know their names because we asked other ponies. Now back to Rarity, she’s the one Spike told us about, the one that had been speaking to you. She’s, well my friend magnificent in beauty but, what made her intruding for me was her scent. She smelled like blood.” Dream said calmly taking another sip from his coffee.

“Alright dude that sounds so creepy but, the smell, really? Out of anything else about her, you pick smell. Geez why am I even your friend?” Magic said creep out by Dream Phobic’s description about Rarity.

Strife turns to them about to say something but, Magic looks at him causing the snarker to be silent. Strife gave Magic an ‘F-U’ look and turned his back from him grumbling.

“Now the others I can point out, is Rainbow Dash she seems to be, well how, can I really put this.” Dream said rubbing his chin with his hoof thinking.

“Look I get it okay, Dash seems to be down about something but, that doesn’t mean she’s corrupted to, and I’m still sure Pinkie isn’t either.” Magic said.

“What about Fluttershy and Applejack, ever wonder about them my friend?” Dream asked.

“Not really, I didn’t pay any mind to them. I was worrying about Twilight and Rarity. Do you think they have a connection with each other that involves them being in the same cult?” Magic asked.

“I don’t believe Twilight is part of this cult, well not sure if she’s in one to begin with but, Rarity is who you should keep a close eye on.” Dream said.

Magic nods his head and says, “You got a point there buddy.”

“Now Magic, just to make myself clear, how about you follow Pinkie to her place and investigate if she has any dealings with some cult just in case.” Dream said as he took another sip of his coffee.

“Fine I will, but when I come back and prove to you she isn’t corrupted you have to let me cut your strings off on your cello.” Magic said smiling as he runs out of the house right after Dream spits out his coffee with a disgusted expression on his face. “Spike, can you be a lad and get a napkin please before I lose my temper, not on you of course, just when Magic returns?” Dream asked smiling with his eyes closed calmly at the baby dragon.

Spike quickly runs off, quietly laughing after Dream spitted out his coffee. Dream looks at Strife with a worried look. “You know he has a hard time believing the truth after seeing it right?” Dream said frowning as he looks out the window.

“Go find him.” Dream said. Strife gave off a sigh and nodded his head yes then left the house.

Meanwhile Magic Junk was hiding on a cloud, spying on Pinkie who was walking home. He made sure that the cloud wouldn’t be too noticeable so it will be easier for him to spy on the pink mare.

‘How can she be corrupted? I must’ve been hallucinating when I saw those triangles in her eyes. Yeah that’s it. It had to be my eyes playing tricks on me.’ Magic thought. Magic was done thinking in his head but, gasp when he notices Pinkie was gone. “Damn it I have to stop thinking to myself!” Magic said facehoofing himself he then says, “Alright Magic, it’s time to go commando.” He smirked and flew off the cloud soon landing on the ground. Since it was nighttime trying to find Pinkie would be hard.

Magic was looking left and right for her but, couldn’t find her. The town was quiet and the only pony that was out was him. ‘Boy in day time this place looks like my style but, in night time it’s instantly Strife’s style, creepy how that works.’ Magic thought.

He stops, looking ahead and sees Sugarcube Corner not too far from him. ‘Well maybe she’s already home. Well might as well go back home.’ Magic thought, becoming nervous. “No! I have to prove to Phobic she’s not corrupted.” Magic said having a determined look on his face.

He then feels something poking his shoulder. Turning around Magic is startle and yells, “Sweet Galactus J. Turtle!”

It was Pinkie Pie smiling at him and asks, “Hi Magic. Why were you following me?”

Magic got up breathing rapidly due to her scaring him out of nowhere. After finally regaining his composure, he smiles at Pinkie nervously and says, “Well it’s quite a long story Pinkie.” Magic was trying not to tell her that he was spying on her in order to see if she was really corrupted. ‘If she is corrupted, then what is it that corrupted her I wonder?’ Magic thought.

“You think I’m corrupted?” Pinkie asked causing Magic to become shock.

Magic begins to panic and think of an answer he can give her. “Umm, well you see, umm.” Magic said.

“Please don’t lie to me Magic I know who you really are and lying isn’t your best skill.” Pinkie said with grin forming on her face. Her puffy hair goes straight shocking Magic even more as her mane’s color becomes a more darken pink. “Come with me if you know what’s good for you.” Pinkie said this time her cheerful voice turns threatening and grim. Magic gulps and nods his head yes furiously. She smirks and motions him to follow her to her home. ‘Yep…she’s corrupted…this is an absolute FML moment.’ Magic thought.

Soon Magic was at Pinkie’s place sitting in the living room as Pinkie sat a few feet away from him with her grin still plastered on her face.

‘Smile back Magic.’ He thought smiling back nervously as he felt Pinkie Pie’s eyes piercing through him.

“So why are you so worried about me being corrupted?” Pinkie asked keeping her composure.

“Well Pinkie-“, “Call me Pinkamina.” She interrupted him.

“Pinkamina, okay the reason why was because my buddy Dream Phobic said you are due to me hallucinating about some triangle appearing in your eyes. I didn’t believe him and he dared me to show proof that you weren’t corrupted but, now in a situation like this I’m having second thoughts.” Magic said chuckling nervously.

“What if I was, what would you do?” She asked.

This stops Magic from even smiling. He looks at her with a serious expression and says, “Then if the situation goes off hand, I will have no choice but, to resolve it in any means necessary.”

Pinkamina only giggled which slightly scared Magic but, he stood his ground.

“Do you want to know what cult I am in Magic?” Pinkamina asked but, he didn’t answer. “I take your silence as a yes. You see I am under the wing of Lord Samuel. Have you heard of him?” Pinkamina asked.

Magic nodded and says, “A god of some cult, he’s a god of life and death and the keeper of judgment.” Magic said.

“Good job, that means you already know him well. So do you want to know how I became part of this cult?” She asked as her grin began to spread.

“How did you join?” Magic asked.

“I made a deal with Samuel. I am the incarnation of gluttony.” She said chuckling softly.

“Crap.” He muttered.

“Crap is right.” A masculine voice startled Magic causing him to look around for the voice.

“Master Shinnock, see what I caught today for the feast.” Pinkamina said happily.

Magic turns around gasping seeing a dark coated pony with a spiky brown mane with red eyes grinning at Magic. This colt had a scythe attach to his back. ‘Again to anyone who read this…fuck my life-wait, why’d I say that? This isn’t a story.’ Magic thought.

“Well then let’s feast.” Shinnock said as he grabs the side of his scythe and swung it at Magic. Magic grins as the scythe came his way. He then vanishes shocking the two. “Where’d the fucker go?” Shinnock asked looking at Pinkamina who only shrugs having no clue where the reality warper went to either.

“You don’t know who you’re messing with…but…if it’s a challenge you want.” Magic said as he walks from the kitchen literally drinking a glass with chocolate milk in it and then says, “Then…” He set what appears to be the still liquid chocolate milk that’s still in the shape of the glass he just drank, down and looks at Shinnock condescendingly. “Challenge accepted.” Magic said grinning as his wings open up showing signs to the two gluttonists he was prepare to fight.

“This shithead is going to be fun to cut up.” Shinnock said grinning back. Pinkamina stood by her guardian devil’s side holding a knife.

To be continue
(Okay! That was awesome! Anyway in my retrospective probably anyway thanks for reading and thank you EpicAeormancer33 for editing and letting me use Magic Junk. WOO-HOO! Now I will barrel roll and away I go. Stay safe.)
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