Hear the voices of Samuel/HTVO: Arc 1: Samuel

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Chapter 5 the immortal hunger of the Gluttons

"Well then seeing that you’re about to, well tried to kill me lets fight in a more suitable location. Where you wouldn't have to destroy anyone's stuff shawl we." Magic said.

Pinkamina notice he was right; Shinnock had missed his swing before and destroy part of the counter. She looks at Shinnock pouting at him for his recklessness. "Well he shouldn't have dodged my attack." Shinnock said as he began to run towards Magic dragging his scythe on the ground. Pinkamina sighs and run towards the Pegasus.

"Well then I guess that's a yes then shall we." Magic said smirking.

As Shinnock swung his scythe at Magic everything went black. Nothing was heard in the darkness.

Shinnock eyes opens and closes as he finds himself confuse and dazed after blacking out. "What the Samuel happened?" He said to himself but, he then gasps and says, "Wait a minute." He gets up and begins surveying his surroundings. He wasn't at Sugarcube corner at all. No he found himself in the middle of a meadow brimming with balloons and flowers made out of cake. "What the fuck is this?" Shinnock asked, looking dumbfounded by the environment.

He didn't notice that was Magic standing on his head, leaning down towards his ear and says, "Why this place is Eden my friend, a never ending source of happiness, 'FUCK OFF!" Shinnock yelled cutting Magic off from speaking as he swung his scythe and sliced Magic in half who then evaporated into mist. Shinnock gritted his teeth after being trick by Magic again. He didn't like his prey slipping through his hooves so easily.

"You know interrupting people isn't good for your health." Magic said smiling next to Shinnock.

Suddenly Pinkamina comes from behind Magic and slashes him into multiple pieces. Blood had spray onto her and slowly drip from her mane and coat as she grins, looking at Shinnock and says, "Did I do good master?"

Shinnock grins back and says, "Fuck yeah. About goddamn time that piece of motherfucking shit died. Let's eat wait what!" Shinnock suddenly stop after seeing Magic's disembodied leg float in the air and rub on Pinkamina's cheek confusing her more then it confused Shinnock.

"Pinkie Pie." Magic's voice was heard as his body began to put itself back together and heal in front of her at a rapid rate. When he was perfectly reformed and unscratched, Magic looks at Pinkamina and says, "You've ruined your gorgeous mane.” Pinkamina couldn't move or even believe it. She was shock that Magic survived and was standing right in front of her smiling. She just sliced him into pieces and he didn't die. He stares at her eyes still smiling and says, "A kind and loving mare shouldn't be doing this." Magic was cut off again after Shinnock sliced him and Pinkie in half but, Magic and Pinkamina turned into balloons causing Shinnock to give off a loud irritating growl. This was getting to annoying for him.

"Where the fuck did that pink eyed shit stain go!" Shinnock yelled but, he then suddenly felt a painful pulse in his chest. He then coughed out rainbow blood which confused him why his blood was rainbow in the first place. Shinnock then growls and yells, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!"

Magic and Pinkamina appears upside down of the scenery. Shinnock didn't have time to complain about the scenery part after gravity force him to fall upwards to the ground.

"I told you to interrupting people isn't good for your health." Magic said as Shinnock got up glaring daggers at Magic. Shinnock then notices something about Pinkamina; she was quiet. She said nothing nor did anything which irritated Shinnock even more.

"Pinkamina why the shit aren't you doing anything!" Shinnock yelled causing her to look at him.

She stares at her guardian devil for a few seconds and then says, "T-ttt-this place." She stuttered, looking around as Magic looked at her smiling. Pinkamina turns to him and begins to smile as her flat hair went puffy. "This place…is happy." Pinkie said, giggling. She was back to being Pinkie again.

Shinnock was left dumbfounded as his left eye twitch. His expression soon changes into a furious one as he stomps his hoof on the ground and then yells, "Are you serious. ARE YOU SHITTING ME!" He soon stopped his yelling after he noticed Magic was gone. "Where he go?" He wondered as he began looking around for the Pegasus. He then hears a whistle from above and looks up. Shinnock went back to looking dumbfounded as Magic was hovering upside down above him.

Giving off a cocky smile Magic says, "You mad?" Shinnock wasn't mad instead he replaces his attitude with pure rage as he swung his scythe at Magic. As soon as the scythe collided into Magic's face the scythe turn into a bouquet of flowers.

Shinnock then heard Pinkie laughing from behind him and then glares at her yelling, "WHO THE SHIT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?" But, after yelling he ended up vomiting rainbow blood again.

"Y-your scythe…" Pinkie said trying to hold back from laughing. "I-it just turned into flowers." She snickered but, soon the snicker burst into a laughter.

Shinnock was furious as his left eye began to twitch really fast with no intention on stopping. "I'll kill you!" He yelled running towards her.

But, suddenly he stops after Magic whispered in his ear in a threatening tone, "Never should have said that." Suddenly in a light of speed Shinnock felt his body separate. He then notices rainbow blood seeping out cuts from his body.

Shinnock began to go into a fit of rage and yells, "THIS FUCKER CUT ME!" Shinnock legs suddenly couldn't move as the scythe wielding devil looks at down at his legs gasping. He was trap in a pit of chocolate that harden into steel. Shinnock couldn't believe what was happening.
This was crazy. He suddenly began to smile in which confuse him. He didn't know why but, he was just smiling. "W-why the fuck, am I smiling?" He asked. Magic appears trotting around him smiling.

"Now, as I was saying before you interrupted me. This place is called Eden it's a never ending source of happiness-, 'that doesn't answer my fucking question!" Shinnock yelled interrupting Magic once again. Magic promptly cuts his arm off with just a wave of his hoof, but instead of screaming, Shinnock suddenly began to start laughing. This was freaking Shinnock out more.

Magic still with a smile on his face asks, "You see, I was getting to your question, but you decided to be impatient. Now where was I?" Magic began to rub his chin with his hoof.

"Oh, oh, you were telling him about how this place is always happy-wappy!" Pinkie said, smiling at Magic.

"Of course…" Magic said turning to Shinnock beginning to continue on explaining about Eden. "This special place I created. It takes only corrupted individuals and changes them back into their original being." Magic said as he smiles at Pinkie as she hugs him. "However…" Magic said looking at Shinnock who was still laughing uncontrollably. "For people like you, deities who are the embodiment of all things that are opposite of this place, you sustain more damage, your body starts to deteriorate and become one with this world."

Shinnock trying to sound angry through his laughter and says, "You fuck! *laughs* It isn't working, I'm still here!"

Magic smiles and says, "Don't believe me? Take a look at your arm."

Listening to him, Shinnock looks at his arm and his eyes widen as he still laughs. Shinnock's severed arm was now a bunch of cake-flowers with some balloons. Shinnock looks back at Magic as he smiles and turns toward Pinkie.

"Pinkie…" Magic said.

"Yes!" She responded.

"Please close your eyes and ears; I don't want a beautiful mare such as yourself to witness this." Magic said. Pinkie listens and proceeds to turn around and do just what Magic had told her to do. "What's your name?" Magic asked Shinnock.

Shinnock still laughing through the incredible pain says, "Fuck yourself."

This made Magic smile and says, "Well 'Fuck Yourself' I want to say, adieu." Magic then proceeds to wave his hoof and Shinnock's flesh starts to slowly melt off his bones. Shinnok starts to scream through the laughter from experiencing this pain. Soon after a while Shinnock's body is just a bunch of cake flowers and happy-faced balloons.

Magic nudges Pinkie Pie and says, "Ready to go home?" Magic smiled at the hyperactive pink mare.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Pinkie said as she was hopping up and down.

Just like that they were back in Sugercube Corner.

"Say Pinkie, I think it'd be best if you stayed with us, at least until this cult problem is done." Magic said.

"Okey Doky Loki!" Pinkie said joyfully.

"Oh yea and Pinkie, could you not mention that you were corrupted? I have a bet going on with Dream." Magic said smiling at the pink mare.

"Of course." Pinkie said happily as they go back to the house.

Suddenly Magic's ears perk up as a shingling noise was heard from the side of Pinkie. Grabbing her quickly he leaps out the way from a colliding scythe connected to a chain that destroy part of the ground him and Pinkie were last standing on.

The two got up looking shock at the one pony that nearly killed them. "How in all names of insults did you survive?" Magic asked looking shock at Shinnock who stood there grinning. He didn't look like he was cover in any injuries whatsoever.

"Hey ass, one word that will travel into your happy ever after land Samuel damn reality. It's Immfuckingmortal." Shinnock said giving off a sick chuckle as his scythe retracted back to its staff.

Magic saw Pinkie gripping onto knife in her mouth ready to fight this scythe wielding maniac. Giving off a sigh, Magic looks at Shinnock and sees the psycho spinning his scythe around like a propeller.

"Now dumbass let's see you survive this, a move that's very special for me to wipe out towns and cities." Shinnock said.

Magic eyes widens in shock after Shinnock threw his scythe around him as the chain link connected to the scythe extended endlessly long. 'That's a long ass chain.' Magic thought surprise by the scythe. "It's not coming straight at us but, around the whole town." Magic said scanning his surroundings.

The scythe soon stopped after it was connected all around Ponyville. "What the hay are you planning?" Magic asked glaring at Shinnock.

"Now let's see hmm oh yeah destroying this whole place." Shinnock said as he began to laugh like a maniac seeing the shock faces on Magic and Pinkie.

"You wouldn't dare you meanie! You said Samuel wanted this town to not be destroyed!" Pinkie yelled.

This crack Shinnock up even more for this time he really was laughing at his own will. "I am fucking immortal what do I give a damn on what my father will think after all my mission is gain souls thanks to you Pinkie I have enough souls to make my amends for the town." Shinnock said in a cold disgusted tone.

Magic looks at her confuse due to what Shinnock had said, seeing Pinkie becoming frighten. “What is he talking about?" Magic said. Pinkie frowns looking down still petrified.

"Pinkie, please tell me what is he talking about what souls?" Magic asked again becoming nervous.

Shinnock stops his laughing and calls Magic, saying, "She kill ponies' dumbass."

This shocks Magic as he looks at Shinnock and says in disbelief, "That can't be true."

"Really now, well boy before you got your prancy smiling fucking ass into this town she made a deal with me. She was a glutton with only the pleasures of tasting life as it really is; you want to know what those true pleasures of life are that will please your appetite?" Shinnock asked grinning at Magic.

"W-what is it?" Magic asked really not going to like the answer to begin with.

"It's death, the most beautiful word and action in history." Shinnock said. Looking at Pinkie, Magic frowned seeing her hide her shame with her straight forward mane.

"Now you understand kid she's kill innocent lives for Samuel and for her own hunger." Shinnock said. The scythe wielding maniac began to laugh again. But, he suddenly stops after hearing Magic laugh with him.

Pinkie looks at Magic dumbfounded. She believed he will hate her but, instead of that happening all he does is laugh.

"Why are laughing?" Shinnock asked lifting an eyebrow confused.

"Why, well because all that stuff you said about Pinkie was probably true. But, you forgot about something." Magic said. The happy going Pegasus then smiles at Pinkie and then turns his head to Shinnock and says, "I know very well about the dealings with Samuel and one thing that you said about pleasuring her hunger was very wrong. She didn't kill for her intentions because if she did then she wouldn't have made a deal with Samuel. You see Shinnock, you corrupted her mind into killing for your hunger. Your sin is what made her do this soul hunting nonsense. So easily and clearly for you to understand 'Fuck yourself' is that you're the only killer I see. A killer who's also a coward that loves corrupts souls into doing his biddings instead of doing them his damn self." Magic said as his smile faded into a hating glare. Shinnock mouth was gaped open in shock.

"You asshole, you're that goddamn fucking coward and now to make yourself look more fuck up in any possible way! Plan to bring harm to ponies that have nothing to do with this fight between me and you!" Magic yelled.

Shinnock was left shock more than Pinkie. Magic gave off a sigh and looks at Pinkie smiling. "Sorry but, this guy really piss me the hell off." He said. Magic places his hoof on Pinkie's head and says, "You're not the killer Pinkie, you did kill yes but, it was under his control. So please for me don't bring pain upon yourself for something you had no intentions on doing. Oh yeah don't worry again about this because it's normal for any pony to sign a contract yours was curiosity but, not intentionally." Magic said looking back at Shinnock and sees a grin forming on his face.

"Magic…thanks you." Pinkie says smiling at the Pegasus.

Magic looks back at her nodding with a smile. "Well then let's take care of him." Magic said to Pinkie who nodded gripping tight onto her knife.

Shinnock began to laugh wild. His scythe suddenly began to retract back into the staff without damaging anything in the town. "You know what kid you're a badass in my books. No one and I mean no one talk to me like that before." Shinnock said clapping his hooves together sounding proud at Magic and then says, "But…" Shinnock grin suddenly vanishes into a disgust look. "That means we are going to play my way now and let me tell you my way is FUCKING CRAZY HAAA!" Shinnock yelled swinging his scythe as it detach from the staff going towards Magic and Pinkie. Magic and Pinkie leaps separate directions dodging the scythe. Magic gasps seeing the scythe literally chasing him. He opens his wings and flew up the air while being chase by the scythe. He goes through a cloud and appears out of an alleyway grinning.

'Reality warping, the power that’s always awesome.' He thought.

"Magic, it’s above you!" Pinkie warned catching the Pegasus attention. Looking up the Magic makes a hard stop as the scythe came inches close to his face. The scythe crash into ground but, didn't stop there no it was still moving but neither Magic nor Pinkie knew.

'Damn it Pinkie!' Magic thought as he flew towards the pink mare that was scanning the ground.
Suddenly a sharp object pops out the ground surprising Pinkie. It was the scythe that belongs to her formal guardian devil. Magic grabs Pinkie saving her from the scythe that almost slice her head clean off. Shinnock was laughing more and more loud and madder than before as his scythe was chasing Magic who was flying through alleys while holding Pinkie.

"Magic it's still on our tail." Pinkie said.

Magic glances back seeing the scythe still chasing them. It destroyed anything in its way and could not stop. Realizing this, an idea pops into Magic's head. "Alright Pinkie ready your knife I have a plan it's going to be crazy but, trust me." Magic says smiling at the pink mare. "I trust you to my fullest consent." She said with her usual voice. Magic went up into the sky and flew down towards Shinnock.

'The hell is he planning.' Shinnock thought as Magic was flying towards him not stopping which confused Shinnock even more. 'Trying to crash into me please that's a fat fucking chance.' Shinnock thought as a grin form on his face.

Magic then flies right past him confusing Shinnock again. 'Wait a minute he just pass me like that the hell.' Shinnock thought. He suddenly felt warm substance causing him to look down and see a knife lodge into his leg. He then hears a shingling noise of a chain. Shinnock end up face hoofing himself but, accidently stabs the knife into his forehead. This causes him to yell in pain for his stupid mistake.

"FUCK MY SAMUEL DAMN ROTTEN LIFE!" He yelled in pain unto his head was slice clean off from his body. Magic and Pinkie lands on the ground seeing the scythe return back to its staff after Shinnock's body fell to the ground.

"That was awesome." Magic said looking at Pinkie. Pinkie nodded smiling at him.

"YOU PIECE OF SHIT! DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO LOSE YOUR HEAD ALL THE TIME SHEESH! OUT OF ALL THE THINGS IN THE WORLD YOU PICK MY HEAD SHITFACE FUCKING PRANSY SMILING PRICK!" Shinnock yelled shocking the two. His body got up walking towards its missing limb. It picks up the head of Shinnock, up and reattaches him to his missing spot. The head perfectly seals Shinnock head with it. The psycho cracks his neck and turns to the two.

"Well there goes my instant kill plan." Magic said.

"Figures you will usually say that am I right Magic?" Magic's ears perked up after hearing somepony behind him and Pinkie. The two turn around seeing Strife standing on top of a roof with the moon behind him as a bright background.

"You follow me I guess?" Magic asked smiling at Strife. Strife nodded and turns his attention to Shinnock.

"Shinnock of Samuel, god of the dead and taker of souls. Figures you will cause this much damage." Strife said calmly looking at the destruction his scythe caused after chasing Magic and Pinkie.

"Who the hell are you?" Shinnock asked grabbing his scythe with his hooves giving the unicorn a smug look. Strife's horn began to glow startling Magic.

"Damn it Strife at least let me get some cover!" Magic said as he quickly grabs Pinkie and flies up to a cloud holding her.

"What is he about to do?" Pinkie asked.

"Let's just say he's about to strike this ass in many directions without even wasting a single second." Magic said smiling.

"This isn't a magic show kid." Shinnock said beginning to chuckle but, the chuckle was silence when a broadsword pierced through his throat then in a flash, swords and axes cover Shinnock's body.

Blood began to burst out as the scythe wielder scream out in agony. "You piece of SHIT!" Shinnock yelled as pain envelope his whole body.

The weapons instantly vanish and appear stab onto the roof surrounding Strife. He stands on the hilt of a sword balancing all hooves on the blade. Looking at Shinnock, Strife horn glows again and he asks, "Feel the pain?" Then a sword out of nowhere pierced into Shinnock's back pinning him to the ground.

Strife was now standing on top of an axe now as the sword was gone. Shinnock try to yell but, an axe came crashing down onto his head in extreme speed silencing him. Then another sword stabs into his body, then a dagger, then another axe and another sword. The blades were once again stabbed into Shinnock's body preventing the death god from even breath out a word. Strife then appears in front of Shinnock looking down at him calm.

"The pain is hard to avoid, it's a never ending conflict that not even I can escape from." Strife said.

He walks away seeing Magic land next to him with Pinkie by his side. "Glad you were here to save the day, I and Pinkie was literally freak out he was still alive especially when his head was talking to us." Magic said smiling at Strife. Strife then stops and turns around looking at Shinnock.

"Great." The snarker sighed.

"What do you mean-oh that's what you mean." Magic said when he saw Shinnock get up.

His blood had cover most of his mane and coat. The weapons, soon vanishes and appears floating above Strife as he channels his magic controlling them.

"Kid…that was fast…only fast fuck I know that moves like that is Dexilus." Shinnock said pointing his scythe at Strife.

"Magic get ready this is when your powers come into play." Strife said as sword floated by his face. "Here's a weapon." Strife said as he floated a dagger to Pinkie who grabbed it and gave him a thankful nod.

"Well then there is one move I haven't used in a very long time. It will take me a while to use it because it will literally take a lot of energy out of me." Magic said as blue energy began to form around him.

"Good enough Pinkie is it my name is Little Strife no questions ask why let's just do what we can do for Magic to use his move." Strife said.

Pinkie nodded smiling through the dagger being held onto her mouth. "Enough of your damn stalling and let's just fight!" Shinnock yelled as he ran towards them dragging his scythe.

Strife and Pinkie ran towards him with determine looks on their faces. Two swords were shot towards Shinnock and pierce through his forehead and chest but, he didn't stop instead he kept running towards them. Shinnock swung his scythe to side at Pinkie but, miss as she hopped over the scythe smiling.

Shinnock leaps out the way from a crashing axe that almost collided to the side of his body. Landing on a rooftop then pulls out the swords grinning Shinnock then says, "Nice try asshole I can see through your speed and I won't fall for that again." Shinnock pointed his scythe at Strife. Shinnock then swung his scythe back blocking six swords. "Again not going to fall for it asshole!" Shinnock said with a strong push he scatter the swords always and backflip off the roof landing on the ground and ran towards Magic.

Pinkie ran to Shinnock's side and swung her knife at him. Shinnock stops and blocks the attack. He then gasps as Strife was behind him and used his magic to swing a sword at Shinnock. The death god leaps back dodging the sword attack. Pinkie went in for an attack, stabbing Shinnock in the throat.

"B-bit-ch." He said being muffled by his own blood. Shinnock lifts his scythe and brings it down. But, three swords appear blocking the scythe from proceeding down to harm Pinkie.

"Thanks Strife that was close." Pinkie said smiling at Strife.

Pinkie then instantly sees Shinnock swing his free hoof but, had no time to dodge as it collided into her face knocking her towards Strife. Strife gasps and quickly catches her. He slid back a little after she collided with him but, still manage to gain his balance. "You okay?" Strife asked letting Pinkie down.

"Ouch my jaw is soar." She groaned as she rubbed her muzzle.

Shinnock takes the knife out his throat growling at the two.

"Magic you better hurry!" Strife yelled at Magic who was already forming a rainbow color of energy around him.

"I'm going to kill you all!" Shinnock yelled as he swung his scythe making it detach from the staff and fly towards Magic at incredible speed that Strife and Pinkie had no time to catch up with.

It then collides into Magic and the ground causing a large dust cloud to form along with the sound of a treacherous tremor causing the ground to shake for a few seconds.

"MAGIC!" Strife and Pinkie both yelled in unison.

Shinnock began to laugh as his scythe retracted back to its staff. Strife and Pinkie were shock and couldn't think of anything to say.

"Magic!" Strife called but, there was no response coming from the spot Magic was at.

"Finally kill the fucker now it's your turn both of you." Shinnock said giving off a grin.

"Damn it, just my luck." Strife said gritting his teeth as he stood by the petrified Pinkie. He then glares at Shinnock now becoming furious.

"What's the matter asshole sad that I kill your buddy?" Shinnock asked cockily.

Pinkie began to sob catching Strife's attention. "No he can't be dead he's too good for that." She said beginning to cry.

"Well then, isn't that cute, you’re already falling for him, typical." Shinnock said.

Strife went back to glaring at Shinnock as swords began to float around him pointing at Shinnock. The death god gasps seeing many swords and axes in the air pointing down at him.

"You're kidding me really?" Shinnock asked becoming dumbfounded by all the weapons appearing from out of nowhere.

"Rain down upon him, hammer space requiem." Strife said with an angry tone.

Suddenly, all the weapons came down at Shinnock impaling his body as much as it can till he wasn't seen anymore due to the piles of swords and axes. Strife's horn stops glowing as he sat down sighing in relief. He soon frowns glancing at Pinkie crying but, before Strife could say anything to the pink mare he heard an insane laughter that froze him and Pinkie in place.

"Not fucking smart to take me down." Shinnock said ascending from the ground like a zombie. His body was still cover in his blood but, his cuts and gashes were gone.

Shinnock began to slowly walk to them as his scythe drag through the ground. "Now I'm sure you wasted a lot of your magic preventing you from at least lifting a damn sword. So I'm going to easily cut you too bits without any delays how fucking special is that." Shinnock said giving off another laugh. Pinkie stops her crying and gives a death glare at Shinnock.

"Damn it he's right Pinkie I can't use anymore magic." Strife said feeling weak.

"I'll handle him Strife." Pinkie said coldly picking up a knife nearby her.

"Careful Pinkie you might dirty your beautiful mane if you try cutting him." A voice that the three gasps too was heard. The three all looked up seeing Magic whose body was engulf in a rainbow color aura. He was smirking while standing upside down a cloud.

"You were up there thee whole time?" Strife asked sounding mad.

"Well not really I was going to call you two to tell you I was alright but, YOU had to go all snarker and bring down I don't know a hammer space loads of weapons!" Magic yelled glaring at Strife who stood silent looking calm. Pinkie felt like the two were going to argue with each other but, stopped herself after Strife and Magic both give each other a smirk then the two laugh at one another.

"I got to say you had me off guard when all those sharp weapons came down almost killing me." Magic said smiling at Strife.

"Sorry hope I didn't nip you after all you had me shock when we thought you were kill right there at the spot." Strife said smiling back at Magic.

"Magic I'm so glad you're alive that was a close one you had me so sad and hurt that I went and cry as Strife protected me." Pinkie said hopping up and down excited that Magic was still alive and gladly not dead.

"Hey rainbow boy are you ready to use that move?" Strife asked only to earn a glare from Magic.

'What move?' Shinnock thought readying his scythe just in case any of them comes at him with a close attack.

"Yep hope it works though this move is very difficult to use and I waited each year for it to be completely ready." Magic said landing next to his two friends.

"Now stand back." Magic said turning to Shinnock. Strife and Pinkie back away.

"What's he doing and why is he's glowing rainbow?" Pinkie asked.

"You'll see this is one of his most powerful moves." Strife said smirking.

Magic took a minute to sigh and when that was done he spoke, "Well 'Fuck Yourself' let's see you at least survive this." The referenced 'Fuck Yourself' irritated Shinnock a lot. "It's Shinnock can't you get it in your damn skull already!" Shinnock yells slamming his scythe on the ground frustrated. "Really well I wasn't really paying attention to your real name if that's it I guess." Magic chuckled. Shinnock's left eye twitch madly as he stares at Magic in disbelief. Pinkie giggled at Magic's antics. Strife only sighs.

"Now Shinnock, get readied." Magic said as his face turn into a furious look. Gravity began to affect the rocks around Magic as they floated around him. Shinnock looks at Magic confuse. "Begin the hate detection! Hater detected! Firing my rainbow laser BITCH!" Magic yelled as he fired a rainbow beam surprising Shinnock.

This shocked Shinnock too say, "What the fu…" He was cut off as the beam engulfs his whole body and blasted him into three stands then rams him into an abandon house causing it to collapse upon him. The rainbow energy that was glowing on Magic soon vanishes as he sits down exhausted.

"That was amazing Magic!" Pinkie cheered leaps onto him staring at him smiling. Magic blushes rubbing the back of his head smiling.

"Well you know it is quite awesome but, a pain too use since now I have to wait a whole year for that kind of move to recharge." Magic said.

"Did it kill him?" Pinkie asked looking at the rubble house Shinnock was buried into.

"No it's not suppose too kill instead it's suppose too turn the opposite from bad to good hopefully it work." Magic said as he got up after Pinkie went off of him.

"Magic we have a problem he's still alive." Strife complained as he pointed his hoof at the destroyed home. Magic and Pinkie look towards the destroyed home seeing Shinnock covered in debris and rubble getting up.

Shinnock had a massive large circle burn upon his chest. Shinnock was breathing heavily and glance at the three ponies. He gritted his teeth and then yells, "SON OF A FUCKING BITCH YOU SHOT A DAMN FUCKING RAINBOW AT ME REALLY A RAINBOW OUT OF ALL THINGS IN THE FUCKING WORLD YOU ASS FUCKING SHITFACE SCUM FUCKER OF A WHORE FACE BITCHY ASS CUNTFACE BASTARD OF A FATHER FUCKING PRICK!" This guy was still evil and the rainbow beam didn't do any good but, piss him off.

"We are totally screwed." Strife said calmly.

"Well there goes our courageous fighting." Magic said glaring at Strife for giving up to easily like that.

"It's true, you know we are screwed." Strife said getting up limping to a sword next to him. He tosses it to Magic who catches it by the handle with his hoof. Strife picks up another sword and goes into a fighting stance looking at Shinnock. "But, still being screwed that doesn't mean I'm going to die by him no I'm saving that for someone else." Strife said.

"Who is it?" Magic asked looking at him.

"It's none of your business." Strife said coldly. Magic sighs giving up on Strife and gets into a battle stance looking at Shinnock grinning with Pinkie.

Shinnock grins back and says, "Now that's more like it, fight to the end, man if Dex was here he would go wild in this fight." Shinnock than began to run towards them. The three readied themselves. This was their final fight.

But, Shinnock stops hearing music being play by some string instrument. Magic and the others were hearing it also.

"That music sounds so calming but, who's playing it?" Pinkie asked looking around for the source of the music.

"Only one person we know, Dream." Magic said smirking.

Dream was on the roof of the Sugarcube corner playing his Cello with a katana.

"Wow he's using a sword and the strings aren't even getting cut." Pinkie said amazed by Dream's skills at playing his Cello.

"Okay now that's badass." Shinnock said amaze that the strings weren't cut by the sword.

Dream was in a musical trance. After finishing his notes he leaps down next to the three. "Now that I am done playing let me introduce myself before we get into any details." Dream said politely.

"My name is Dream Phobic a master musician and an expert swordsmen of perfection. You sir is presume to be call Shinnock correct?" Dream asked looking at Shinnock calmly. The scythe wielder nodded. Shinnock was trying to learn what this colt can do just in case he comes at him.

"Now let's get into basics this goes for you three too also." Dream said looking at Magic, Strife, and Pinkie who looked at him confuse. Dream glance back at Shinnock and says, "It is clear that you weren't going by your contract like any other guardian devil should do. You Shinnock made her kill for your own pleasure without following the contract that you are only able to kill when performing a ritual or when you are attack first. This also goes for any other cults. Now that said and done you three tend to have hard time thinking. He's immortal, able to reattach his limbs back together and heal. Now let's stop there." Dream settled his Cello down and looks at his reflection from his katana.

"Magic can send anything into another realm and Strife can summon millions of blades just because he knows the Telummancer spell. For me well I come into play very well you see I can slice the air in half and play my beautiful music without any mistake." Dream said grinning at Shinnock.

The musician gives off a soft chuckle and asks, "Mister Shinnock did you realize I slice every single limb you have apart after introducing myself?" Dream looked at Shinnock grinning again.

Shinnock looks at Dream confuse and before he even spoke his head slid off his neck and his legs were also sliced off too. The pain that Shinnock hadn't felt before took over as he yelled in pain. His blood cover the ground as his body fell to the ground stiff.

Dream took glance at his sword and saw a thin line of blood seep to the edge. Giving off a smirk Dream picks up his Cello and walks towards Shinnock's yelling head calmly while humming.

"Magic created a portal with Strife's Telummancy summoning hole spell, Pinkie pick up the limbs of this scumbag." Dream said smiling at them. This smile creep them out.

Without hesitation the three went off to do what Dream had order them to do. Shinnock was growling looking at Dream with a furious look on his face. "I figure you would be unable to even put back your limbs if I just slice every limb off your body." Dream said putting his sword into a slot of his Cello. It fit perfectly and looked unnoticeable. Dream looks back at Shinnock who was still glaring at him.

"It's kind of funny I was the only one who realize this after observing your battle and I must say I am still surprise but…" Dream said lifting his Cello with a smirk plaster on his face. "No matter if you're immortal you are still able to feel pain and if you are able to feel pain then that means the rest of you guardian devils can feel pain too. Now I want to know are any of you guardian devils immortal?" Dream asked.

Shinnock grins and says, "Nope, just me and I must say that was badass skills playing that instrument there."

"Glad you like my Cello now that's all I wanted to know goodnight and hopefully you stay asleep." And with that said by Dream he swung his Cello hard onto Shinnock's head knocking him out. The Cello had only blood smear on it but, no dents or cracks neither a single scratch.

Dream picks up Shinnock's head and trots to a portal Magic and Strife made. Tossing the head into the portal it closed. The battle was over and everyone sigh in relief.

"Hey how come no one woke up from the ruckus that was made?" Magic asked.

"Because Magic my friend Strife cast a spell too silence the outside preventing anypony in their homes from hearing the commotion that were going on." Dream said giving Magic a smile. (This made not seem important to you but, here it is Magic got troll, back to the story).

"Now before you say anything, you're going to have to fix the damage the town sustained from Shinnock." Dream said strapping his Cello to his back.

"What, come on he's the one who done it." Magic complained.

"Yes but, he's the one in that whatever realm you send him into, and it will be smart you nor Strife attempted to summon that realm’s portal or he will come back I'm sure of it." Dream said.

He began to walk away but, stops as Magic calls him saying he was done. Turning around Dream see's the town looking perfectly normal.

'Essemancy (Reality warping) figures.’ Dream chuckles and then asks, “Well then shawl we go back home?"

"Can I come with you Magic, I feel kind of afraid at the shop after the incident with Shinnock?" Pinkie asked, looking at Magic frighten.

"No problem Pinkie oh yeah question do you want to join Paradise?" Magic asked. Pinkie nodded and smiles.

"Well then my dear welcome to Paradise." Dream said looking back at her as he walked home.

"Sweet this deserves a party." Pinkie said excitingly. Magic and her follow Dream but, Strife stood back.

Turning around he sees a cloak pony on a roof top looking at him but, not doing anything. Closing his eyes and reopening them the pony was gone. "Are you still watching me?" He asked concerned.

"Hey snarker are you coming or what?" Magic called catching Strife's attention.

Strife he calls back saying, "Yeah I am just…" Looking back at the roof the cloak pony was on Strife sighs and walks towards Magic and the others.

'Something is bothering him I bet…but, then again he is always moody.' Magic thought as Strife trotted past him.

Dream notices this also and was wondering the same thing Magic had in mind as well. Letting off the thought about Strife with a sigh he was probably tire, they all were tired.

"You know what I just realize?" Magic asked.

"What?" The three both said in unisons.

Giving off a smirk, Magic then yells, “We just kick a god's ass Paradise style!"

To be continued

(Wow I have never typed this much literally ten pages for one chapter god my shoulder blades hurt I must attend to the FIRST AID KIT. Thanks for reading and thank you EpicAeromancer33 for editing. DAMN IT! I'm exhausted! Stay tune for the next chapter readers. And thanks again for reading. Forgot to ask I wouldn't mind if you give me some reviews. I want your bias on what you think of this story. Love it. Hate it. I'm doing this for you readers and me and my friend's enjoyment.)

(FINALLY, THE KILLER OF MY FINGERS IS DEFEATED! NOW THE NEXT BOSS! Chapter fucking six! Excuse my language but, those chapters are quite devastating but, hey. At least I’m improving on something. I’m fixing up the mess I made. HOW AMAZING!)