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My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….

[My Little Pony]

I used to wonder what friendship could be

[My Little Pony]

Until you all shared its magic with me

Big adventure

Tons of fun

A beautiful heart

Faithful and strong

Sharing kindness

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends?

Twilight was reading a book About dragons...'s penises when she looked up. Spike walks into the room. He notices Twilight reading about dragon dicks and begins to give her a puzzling look wondering if he should be disturbed by this is pleased. "spike where are your balls, this book says dragons have huge balls, are you sure you are not a girl dragon and What are you doing with my box of dragondildos?" Spike then snatches the book from Twilight and says to her, "Twilight, what in Celestia's name are you even doing reading a book about dragon genitals?!" she looked over at spike's dick and got raped by her brother Prince Trueblood's wife, Prince Candense who is a fan of dragon dick. Twilight than took out her fully erect horse shlong, and butt-rammed Spike til dusk. They came 57 buckets.

Then Fonzie kicked open the library door and strolled inside.

She then got fucked by a 40 got ape with 6 foot dick and a 7 foot vibrator with two foot vibrating extensions for added stimulation. Then she died. But then Trixie showed up and raised Twilight from the dead with her necromancer skills along with spyke, who sacrificed scootalo to complete the dark ritual. Then rainbowdash showed up who was mad at trixie for not leting her rape dead twilight, so instead she raped scoots, Who was also dead.

After finishing with the corpse of scootalo rainbow...went to Sugarcube corner where she found pinkie doing cocaine pinkiepie looked up from her stash, "oh hey dashi whats up?"

"zombies are attacking ponyville its time pinkie"  so they fucked.

"Fuck, this is my lucky day" said RD...So they went off to fight Michael Jackson and his undead hordes. and then Celestia came to fight the zombies.And the fonze and the other guys that raped twilight...Celestia was unable to coordinate her pony's dance routine to beat the undead horde

so she...summoned the smooze, Who was actually Tori Spelling without makeup.the zombies were scared and tried to surrender. Applejack watched in horror as the purple gunk of Tori Spelling covered sweet apple acres.

Tori spelling decided to then attack canterlot so celestia and luna tried to attack her until .the mane 6 gathered the elements to summon Gabe Newell. Their only hope was for Gabe Newell to eat the Smooze.

Later, Gabe Newell stood alone on the canterlot balcony, before him stood the a faceless purple moster, Tori Spelling, he braced himself knowing what he must do. He started to dance naked and upside down, then he opened his mouth..it was done.

And knowing that earlier he had destroyed episode 3 along with the smooze, he sat down and cryed man tears. his tears cured the cancer that transformed half of equestria in zombies, bur rainbow wasn't happy. Celestia noes over to Gabe.

"We all have to make sacrifices... some more than others"

"Your wishes have been granted, I hope it was worth the weight" said gaben. Luna said promptly "we may have to call upon you yet gabe but until that time comes we will return to to earth, along with an ipad" And then Gabe returned to Earth to live the life of a simple farmer.

meanwhile, a new enemy rise among the ruined city. Suddenly Seth comes out of no where dressed as a clownPant-less with a raging hahrdon the size of 2 inches he screamed "where is my waifu trixie! And then Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Mussolini, Hannibal, and Adolf Motherfucking Hitler out of fucking Nowhere! Gilbert Gottfried emerged from the flames with a mighty roar, ready to defeat all comers and claim his waifu Rarity. The forces of autism gathered, while the mane six returned to a ruined ponyville. Seth and Gottfried teamed up in search for their waifu and proceeded to the two twilights started to fuck each other.

. By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. 3 Then God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done.

"And that, Spike, is where babies come from" Twilight finished as she closed her book. "so no one is having babies until episode 3 comes out" asked spike "But Twilight, that could take forever!". Spikes asked twilight if thats how the cakes had thier baby, "NO THATS DIFFERENT STUPID" said twi "now i need finished my spell to summon Gabe, and its why i need to be completely alone with him when he arrives, so shooo"

fuck you twilight" says spike as he walks away, probably to jack off or smoke..

"stupid babydragons" mumbled twi as she put on her alex cosplay costume

Twilight prepared her pies, cakes, and fried chicken in preparation for the incoming gaben.The ritual beginned, and twilight started to recit the forbidden words...

"shoo be doo, shoo shoo be doo"

"Call upon the GABEN when you in distress"

"And then Seth finally went to bed"

with that, Gaben appeared before Twilight in a bright flash of light!

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