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My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….

[My Little Pony]

I used to wonder what friendship could be

[My Little Pony]

Until you all shared its magic with me

Big adventure

Tons of fun

A beautiful heart

Faithful and strong

Sharing kindness

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends?

One morning above Ponyville RainbowDash was soaring through the clouds...

As she was stopped by Soarin' and It was at that moment that rainbowdash decided that she wanted to join the shadowbolts but before she could tell soarin that..soarin died. The end of soarin, but as his body fell to the earth below rainbowdash and then Mrs. Cake approached rainbow dash and said

JERHUWULLGY GOGGLY DOM

UR GHEY RANBODATS

Filled with rage, Dash kicked Mrs. Cake as hard as she could in the face, killing her instantly.

But rainbow dash didn't give a fuck because she had her mind set on joining the Shadowbolts, "FUCK YOU CUNTSFACE" yelled rainbowdash as she flew off to the everfree forest

"ohshit!~" yelled rainbowdash "I'm being followed by a zombie!"

Dash slammed her left foot on the gas and flew through the winding forest, coming to a stop near zecora's lunashine brewery

Mrs. Cake's brain oozed from her eye socket, the eyeball itself dragging along the ground.

Her leg bends badly and receives a compound fracture, and on her fall the exposed bone punctures her skull, rendering her brain useless and putting her into a permanent zombie vegetative state.

"Fuck you, you stupid whore. You have brought a zombie to my door!" Zecora cried out at Dash.

Dash reached for her glock but found that her fanny pack spilt halfway through her flight, and gives an uneasy look as zecora levitates multiple spears with her zebracornhorn.

"Zecora you have GOT to help me with your freaky african magic" yelled rainbow dash as the zombie pounded on the door, night was quickly approaching

"Go away, you fucking tard!" Zecora yells "Killing zombies is too hard."

"Praise Jesus!" yells Rainbow Dash, as the zombie kills itself "Truly, Christ has saved us! I take you, Jesus, as my personal Lord and Savior!"

But Celestia is watching through her magic viewing portal, and it most displeased by this heresy.

"Luna, we have an interloper....."

Celestia sends out her most experienced reich to eliminate the zebra threat, arming them with rope and oil.

"Then it is time, sister." Luna replies. "We must release THE CREATURE."

Rarity . As she is a grand masters in the KKK

Fluttershy's phone began to ring. There is no response, she is passed out drunk on a rock outside rarity's house. After many retried calls, luna and celestia agree to take the easy way out and send rarity to eliminate the zebra

---COMMERCIAL BREAK!---

New pomegranate Fruit Loops!

"Follow your nose or something!"

"No, fuck you, the breakfast cereal shall be mine."

"Oh shit, uncle Tucan, what must we do?"

"KILL DAT NIGGA"

*gunfire, screaming*

"Fruit Loops! A part of a balanced breakfast!"

---Now back to My Little Pony---

Rarity's dawns her KKK hood and fabulous all white outfit, being sure to bring her torches and lynching rope she set out for the nigger heretics home. She knew that rainbowdash had been under the speel of nigger pone and it wasn't her fault

Rarity found where the dirty zebra lived and put up a burning cross out front, she then yelled WOLOLO and tore off her dress, revealing another dress wrapped in dynamite. She throws her torch at the hut and charges onto it, rolling over the fire and into the hut. Rainbowdash screams hiding behind zecora "NO RARITY IM NOT REALLY A CHRISTIAN IT WAS ALL ZECORA'S FAULT"

"Look at the trouble you have brought, this is your fault you putrid twat." said zecora as she bucks dash out the door

Then Twilight wakes up and finds it was all a dream, whimpering in fear, and spike approaches her and says

"That was some good shit fluttershy had last night, we should go find her"

"Yeah man that really fucked me up" said Twilight as she was getting ready to leave

Suddenly, Purple Tinker! Right out of fucking nowhere!

The chaos comes to a brief halt as they gaze in awe of the bumblecock that was set foot in the town. Rarity stands up and says "PONIES! ZEBRAS! We have gone in wrong directions, being racist and all. A new day is breaking, THE DAY OF SEXISM!" Within minutes, the ponies and zebras stop their conflict to capture and bind tinker, deciding to get really high and eat chicken fingers. Rainbow dash was relieved that she was finally rid of scootaloo, but she contemplated what would become of tinker.

"Why hello twilight, i assume you know why i am here?"

BUt then lyra showed up and started talking about humans

Purple Tinkler then stood up on two hooves and took off its mask reviling itself to be a human, lyra gasped "I Knew they where real, tell me human monster why have you come here to our peaceful town?"

The human was Bill Cosby, and he zip zop zoobity bopped Rarity

"lyra pls go" muttered tinker as he pondered what his captors would do to him.

But Lyra wouldn't leave until she got what she wanted,

Rarity died. and then Lyra fell in love with BillCosby's violent human nature, because what she really wanted was sex with a human. Watching all this twilight and spike trying to sneak away....

Lyra noticed them leaving and created a force field trapping Twilight and Spike there,

They watched in horror as Bill Cosby began violently fingering Lyra

Hurry, spike... Remind me how to teleport, I've only read the book 56 times

Twilight and spike managed to simply walk out of the forcefield because lyra is horrible at magic, But the rest of ponyville was not as lucky. Twilight and Spike watched in horror as ponies begged on and banged on the forcefield to let them out "Dont worry Ponyville i Twilight sparke will go and find help from Princess celestia. Meanwhile in canterlot...

Luna was writing an angry letter to Gabe Newell for Half Life Episode 3 not being out yet when Celestia came in to tell her the bad news of Lyra, Bill Cosby and Purple tinker when,Something snaps in celestia's head, and she orders the now-mobilized celestial reich to eradicate all the citizens of equestria due to the intense faggotry within ponyville

With Ponyville being trapped in a force field the citizens were easily rounded up and put in concentration camps, Luna looked at her sister with disgust there was only one thing Luna could do to stop this,

Luna attacks her sister screaming "BUT SISTER IF WE DESTROY EQUESTRIA I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BUY HL2EP3"

"Tough shit", says celestia as she dons her royal aviators. She puts her hoof onto the red button, detonating the camps. The pony race is near decimated, with celestia and Luna the only remaining members.

And then they fucked.

The end.

Or was it as Rainbow broke the forth wall, only to be killed by Pinkie

"This is my dimension bitch get your own!" yelled Pinkie

roll credits

My little pony~!

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