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My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….

[My Little Pony]

I used to wonder what friendship could be

[My Little Pony]

Until you all shared its magic with me

Big adventure

Tons of fun

A beautiful heart

Faithful and strong

Sharing kindness

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends?

In Twilight's library the mane6 gathered to discuss the greatest threat equestria has faced thus far, Twilight spoke first: "Horse semen." Pinkie then suddenly falls from the sky screaming "God Damn it"

Twilight: "Rainbow Dash you've dealt with a lot of semen before. What should we do here?". A human walks into the scene and cums inside Rainbow Dash.

Rainbowdash: "The fuck if i know i tried dyeing my mane to hint people imma lesbian but...humans just keep cumming out of no where"

Discord then comes out and makes everyone drink his piss. The six technicolor ungulates proceed to savor the mutant's urine.

Suddenly Rarity "Discord no plz we have no time for your Q like shenanigans, Ponyville is about to be covered with horse semen, and its not just average horse semen ITS....Big mac's semen"

* collective shiver except for applejack*

Suddenly, without any warning, a humongous hamburger from McDonald's lets its "special sauce" drip all over Ponyville, covering the village with thousand island and Russian dressing. Discords eyes widen with envy releasing someone else is causing much better chaos then him, He decides to teleport the mane6 away and enlist them in his hunt for the for whatever force was behind the giant sanwidge. The fattening burger was powered by Discord's aforementioned piss. Discord was known to take leaks all over Equestria during his reign.

Rainbowdash: "Discord we know this is all your fault why should we help you?!"

Discord: "because, I can fit a tooth brush in my ass." The dracoequus tells the mortal ponies the story of he found out that he could brushie brushie his sphincter. "and so i conclude my story by saying this, I can promise you my little ponies i had nothing to do with bigmac's horse semen flood" But then the mane6 realized discord had teleported them too...Coos Bay Oregon..And then they teleported to Purgatory,which started flooding with horse semen. They became sick from the teleportation and puke all over each other.

after they where done puking twilight looked around "discord but WHHYYY have you teleported us here what could we possible do to save ponyville from semen here? Suddenly, Green Day cums in with Vinyl Scratch, who is restricted by chains, and starts to play "Kill the DJ".

Discord: But this, my dear twilight, is where you were born. I am your father. Twilight is in shock "NO thats not true that's impossible!!!11!" Discord glances around at greenday and the incomeing semen flood "Oh dear this is much worse then i thought. if the semen can come here....."

Yes gets pissed off and starts beating the livid horse shit out ouf Green Day, Vinyl and Pinkie Pie. Unable to control herself any longer, Twilight picks up a sniper rifle from a nearby table and blows Jon Anderson's head off, saving Green Day. But it was not effective because Jon Anderson is immortal.

Twilight began sobbing as she fell into her father's arms. Discord gently wraps his claws around her. "everything that happened is my fault. The cum is not Big Mac's. It is mine..." Twilight gasped as she heard this. "But you don't have anyone, whom could you have possibly been horny about...?" Discord: "You... Twilight..." Discord said as his lips met his daughter's. Twilight gave a slight whimper at this, but secretly wanted it. Discord hushed his daughter's whimpering as he slid his dick into her pussy. They made love as the entire world was consumed by his cum. The end.

But it was not the end

For while discord and twilight made love in Purgatory, as the immortal Jon Anderson watched, Princess Celestia and luna had devised a plan of there own to save equestria from the great semen flood which was had not yet reached canterlot. There plan was to have Yes and Green Day perform a song together to remove the horse semen. "But sister how will we summon them? and how could a song distory this monster?"

"But they are already in are world, surely you have heard the awesomness eminating from are many concert halls." Green day gets vinyl to have sex with tre cool and all the semen gets sucked into her cunt. Yes then kills Tre because they did not get to perform for ten hours. tre is even more powerful than discord yes is defeated easily. But it's not effective because Jon Anderson's godly powers protect his fellow bandmates from everything. Jon Anderson suddenly chokes on his own tongue, and dies a painful writhing death. his band mates are left defenseless and cold. But it's not effective because Jon Anderson is still immortal.

reailty collapses in on vinyl's cunt and john anderson is finally destroyed for all time.

Suddenly with a snap of his fingers Discord teleports Twilight and the rest of the mane6 to Celestia's throne room, Tiwlight was put under arrest for causeing the great cumflood. While Twilight is in prison she remembers all the good times...She spent years in prison her body withered away and got old, as her former mentor remained immortal. None of her friends ever forgave her. Old and alone she sat inside a dark prison cell when suddenly discord sudden appears before her and begins to do a sexy dance...

But they discovered it was all a dream of pinkie pie because of some experimental magic muffins by twilight. And so they began the journey to find out which stallion had the biggest cock. They started out with Prince Blueblood with the permission of celestia. But they couldn't decide if it was a good idea to measure it like that, so they had to erect it.

So rainbow dash was in the "cuminside me" position when suddenly the cmc appeared with their new reality show tv, GEEET YOUR CUTIE MAARK. And so, they tried to earn the penis erecter cutiemark, the first one to try was....Applebloom decided she should try it out on her brother but big mac's cock was being eated out by sweetie belle, so applebloom was kind of upset because she was about to earn the cutiemark, meanwhile, scootaloo Summoned her chicken brethren to kill Applebloom and with a cry of a thousend cocks she raped applebloom, but suddenly, prince blueblood's penis was erected, and sweetie belle cm was a big erected penis with a happy face sucking it, that made twilight...Want to grow her own penis with magic and so she did and walked up to waked up to the cmc and asked,

what did they learnt that day, and they answered that they Learn a valuable lesson of frenship. its not the size of your dick what matters, its the size of your heart that can earn you a child's blowjob with the force of a thousend suns, and it may someday reward everyone...

Twilight is then shook awake by Spike in her bed. she had one of those dreams again.

Twilight shook her head in disbelief. Every once in awhile now she would have twisted dreams that were usually perverted and didn't make a lot of logical sense. For now she brushes it off as just another bad dream, but something told her there was more to these nightmares than it seemed.

THE END

~roll credits

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