HI! My names Davian, I'm the court wizard of the country of Leukreshea, and I'm the narrator. WOOOO my voice sounds all wibbly wobbly, but I guess you can't hear that. So, one day, I think it was a Tuesday maybe Friday, there was a dimensional rip that was detected on the dimensional rip detector that I made and use as a paper weight, (It sent my papers EVERYWHERE). Any way, so I do what any good wizard would do and send my faithful Incarnate Stone Golem, Stone Face, in to the rift. I armed him with his large maul, a bag filled with food, and a gate key that will return him to this plane upon activation. Unfortunately I forgot to take in to account that Stone Face is probably to stupid to use a magical item, (seriously, I think he as an IQ of 40), so even the simplest of activation modes would be meaningless. So ya, the only way he's getting back is if he accidently says the phrase, 'Shamalama Ding Dong,' while holding the key to the sun, or I'm going to have to work on scrying him and opening a stable gate. Well while I'm working on that, you all can see what fun Stone Face is having in, ummm how do I say it, Equestria?