The Story of J

by malfarious

Test Drive

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Darkness was all I saw. It was as if there was no color as if there was an absence of everything. Then I heard it as if it was everywhere at once. “My child it has been some time since last we spoke.” It spoke yet I could not see it but I felt as if it was all around me. I knew what it was and I trembled in fear of what it might want.

“My master, I live to serve and am humbled by your presence.” I say trying to bow and make myself look as small as possible. This was my deity, The Void. It goes by many names but I never dared to call it anything besides master. I gave my soul to serve The Void as did anyone else who serves it. I never knew whether it was a man or a woman and somehow I always felt like it was neither.

“Ahh it has already passed that time I see. Be wary of the Alicorn child she must not die, she plays a vital role here and you are the only I trust to protect her. That is your mission. I will send to you companions to aid you in your mission. Through dark or light, to the heavens or hell, you will serve.” It says reminding me that my body and soul belong to it and I am forever indebted to it.

“Forever will I serve The Void and nothing shall deter my path to collect the souls for his work. The death of the righteous and the damned are souls that I hunt. Allow this humble servant to serve you in the eternity to come my master.” I say speaking the ritual words of agreement.

“Good try not to forget anything anymore; it’s becoming more and more of a hassle to just let you find out on your own.” As my master speaks his last words I looked up confused by what he meant only to find myself looking up to see Twilight staring at me very intently.

“You know it really creepy waking up to see you staring at me like that.” I say to which Twilight jumps back in surprise and fumbles to the ground awkwardly.

“You surprised me. I was just about to wake you when I noticed how weird you slept and decided that it might’ve been better to study you while your asleep.” Twilight answers sheepishly.

“I didn’t know you were such a creeper Twilight if you wanted sex all you had to do was ask.” I say nonchalantly as if it were no big deal. Ever dependable Twilight blushes at my statement and blubbers incoherently. “So why did you wake me up so early anyway?” I ask changing the topic to spare her from blubbering on some terrible sounding apology. She suddenly gets very serious as she says.

“There’s a lot of smoke coming from a nearby mountain and we think it’s a dragon. Celestia has asked that we get rid of it.” Twilight says looking at me expectantly.

“A dragon huh, well I guess I can be the extra muscle in case all else fails.” I say actually looking forward to fighting something that big. You know what they say; the bigger they are the harder they fall. Twilight looks at me incredulously.

“You can’t fight a dragon they’ll actually kill you, nopony has ever taken on a dragon single-hoofed before!” Twilight all but screamed at me.

“Oh and what do you plan to do, just ask it to leave?” I ask curious to see what plan she came up with.

“Well that was the plan.” She shoots back at me while I facepalm at the stupidity of the plan. Twilight is amazingly smart but incredibly dumb at the same time.

“Well then I’ll be insurance for when your plan fails miserably. So bear with it Twinkle butt.” I say mocking her cutie mark.

“Well at least I’m not an oversized monkey.” Twilight shoots back

“This oversized monkey has more class and intelligence then you and need I remind you that I don’t creep on some people while they sleep either.” I say making her blush in both embarrassment and anger.

“Well at least I have a reproductive organ.” She shoots back terribly and effectively winning the little argument we had. She realizes her mistake immediately after saying it. “Jay I didn’t mean.”

“No. That was low even for you Twilight. I applaud you; you have won the argument and proved to be more of an ass then me. So congratulations enjoy it while it lasts.” I say leaving the room as I say those last few words. I stop at the door on the way out and say to her “please do try to keep this to yourself. It is a personal matter and I’d rather no one knew about it.” I could hear her sobbing a little bit as I close the door and I couldn’t help but wonder why. If anything I should be the one crying, I can’t have kids much less sex, but I learned to never let my emotions get the better of me. I jumped in the shower and got dressed in some dark attire and made my way outside where I saw that all the girls had prepared bags for the journey ahead.

As soon as we set off Twilight tried to apologize but I quickly dodged her and went ahead of the group to lead them to the caves. They at least respected my desire to be left alone and let lead on at a comfortable distance. When we reached the mountain I started to scale the wall making a nice pace. When I looked over I saw pinkie hopping up the mountain. “Fucking Newton.” I say under my breath as I knew that such feats were not in my repertoire. I say the others walking the trail looking up at me weird as if I was crazy.

I was the first to make it to the lair after having to jump a small ridge to transfer over to the other mountain. I swore I saw Pinkie hopping beside me one minute to see her down there with the rest of the girls. She scares me at times, the way she defies nature itself. But as I looked around to spot the girls I saw that they had just reached the ridge to the other mountain which meant they were still pretty far behind me. I decided to scope the area around. I checked in on the dragon and could tell that the horde he had was immense. I could see weapons and such scattered around the room some shining brightly others humming with intense power. What had me the most piqued was the size of the dragon. He was slumbering but even asleep his body was huge. His scales were red like the color of blood. If the books were correct then dragon scales had the ability to reflect almost all magic and could suffer extreme temperatures with ease. The scales are really what I came for. They were renowned to be one of the toughest materials in Equestria. So such scales would definitely strike me as desirable. I then scoped out the entire cave quietly to formulate a plan on how to best kill the dragon, afterwards I went back outside and waited for the girls.

As I waited I could hear the sound of a rockslide that had me a little worried about them. They eventually found their way up to the lair. Rainbow Dash was looking at Fluttershy as if she had pissed her off or something. The others looked ragged and worn down, as if they had went through a rock slide. I sat there looking at them nonchalantly giving them a loud yawn as if to say ‘about time you got here’. Rainbow came next to me grumbling about scaredy cats or something under her breath. “Have fun on the way up I see?” I say mockingly

“No Fluttershy’s been weighin us down since we left Ponyville, we shoulda just left her.” Rainbow complained. I could see that she was irritated with Fluttershy. I just shrugged my shoulders to say I really didn’t care. Then came the speech. Twilight tried to give us some sort of prep speech that was supposed to make us feel better about asking the dragon to ‘please go away’. I laughed at their plan and sat back to watch it all fall apart. The funnier part was when Fluttershy told them she was afraid of dragons. I laughed so hard when she said that, I felt like I couldn’t breathe for a minute.

“Your only shot at asking the dragon to leave is afraid of them, hahahahahahahahaha. You’re so stupid it’s hilarious.” I say laughing my ass off at them while they scowled at me.

“Well then darling what do you plan to do? Shoo it away?” Rarity asks with a chuckle.

“No I’m going to kill it.” I say dead serious with a smirk. They all turned a little green at the thought of killing anything.

“How uncouth.” Rarity says as if that would dissuade me from killing it.

“At least he won’t be smoking all over your town then.” I say internally chuckling at the thought of a dragon smoking a cigarette.

Afterwards they all tried to approach the dragon with their own methods of trying to get the dragon to leave. When Twilight tried to be diplomatic I laughed my ass off as the dragon blew smoke clouds at her. She glared at me but didn’t say anything knowing that I hadn’t forgiven her for this morning.

When Rarity tried to smooth talk him out of those jewels I had to admit the way she swayed her hips did remind me of a woman’s ass although it was a bit hairy and with an interesting view as she went into the cave. Rainbow chuckled as she whispered to me indiscreetly “I see you checking her out J”

“That is a nice ass” I say causing Rainbow to look at me weird. “Oh you guys probably call it flank I guess, humans call it ass.” I say causing all the mares around me to blush as I say this rather loudly. Just before anyone could say anything Rarity darts out of the lair complaining about how she didn’t get anything.

Then Pinkie dressed up in a weird looking gift wrapped scuba diver or something. It was weird. She was going to try to get him to laugh to leave I guess. It failed miserable.

Then Rainbow got hot headed and decided she was going to kick his ass and that would make him leave. I saw her speed in only to get knocked right back out and crash into the other girls. I saw the dragon come out and breathe smoke on them and knew that it was probably too old to breathe fire anymore. “Time to go to work” I say cracking my neck.

I rushed the dragon dodging and weaving out his attacks. I then tackled him into the cave, surprisingly the dragon wasn’t as strong as I anticipated. We rolled into the cave as I punched him square in the mouth knocking out a few teeth. He roared in rage and pain as he redoubled his efforts to kill me. As he tried to swipe me I rolled underneath the blow and punched upwards with all my might at where his elbow seemed to be, a resounding crack could be heard as I broke his bone. The dragon roared at me as I saw him pull back his head to build up his fiery breath. I was ready for him just before he unleashed his flames upon me I jumped up to his mouth and held his jaws together. Smoke rose from his nostrils as his own flames were engulfed within himself burning his innards. The dragon writhed in pain not used to having his inside set ablaze and in fury that this creature dare make him choke on his own flame. However the pain proved too much as the flames died within him the dragon felt drained of energy and could only flop on the ground defeated but still alive. J put his right hand on the dragon and it glowed black with intense power. “In the name of the Void, my master I claim this soul as tribute.” J said as the dark energy washed over him and just as quickly as it was there it was gone. Though the dragon looked devoid of life, his scales a dark jet black his eyes held no color. It was as if he had his soul ripped out of him. That was the day I killed a dragon bare handed.

A/N: Got some action in there for all you. Hope you enjoy the chapter it only gets better from here on out.

CA/N: I hope you all like this one thanx for all the comments more to come soon

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