The Story of J

“You can’t be serious!? Spike to arms we are rebelling against the hive mind! Freedom of the people! Freedom!” I yell while grabbing him and roll into the kitchen. I place a pot on his head and gave him a frying pan. He looks at me with glee. I throw an apron that Rarity made for me. It was completely red with blue words stitched on it that said “Don’t Question the Chef”. I grabbed a towel and twirled it around staring at the door waiting for her to come through.

“J, you really should talk to Fluttershy she’s too shy to talk to you and it’d be nice to see you two as friends.” Twilight says as she walks into the kitchen. Then a loud snap was heard as my towel snapped at her leg. “Ouch that stings, what is wrong with you stop acting like a child!” Twilight yells at me.

“Our attacks our having no effect Spike retreat to the pillow fort!” I grab him while dodging a frying pan being thrown at me with Twilight’s magic. We fall back to my basement and grab the spare pillows and set them into an impressive pillow fort. We set books on the outside to be our moat. Just as we finished Twilight storms through the door to the basement mad. “Arm the catapult Spike. We only have one shot at this, it was an honor to serve the rebellion with you.” I say saluting Spike as he chuckles at my silliness. “Fire!” Spike launches the pillow right at Twilights face. I grab a remaining pillow and charge at Twilight. “LEEEEEEROOOY Jenkins!” I shout to the heavens as my pillow smashes into Twilight.

“Okay that’s it! You want to play? Then it is on!” Twilight uses her magic to use the pillow of the fort to slam into me from all sides. It was very unfair. I fell to the ground under the endless barrage of pillows from the evil tyrannical control of Twilight. She stopped for a second to see if I had given up only to receive a face full of pillows. Somehow she had converted Spike to her side and he was hitting me with pillows too.

“Spike you traitor how could you betray me, I treated you like a brother only for you to betray me.” He merely laughed at me as he and Twilight overpowered me and out manned me. Well maybe not out man, maybe it’s more like out pony dragoned me? Anyway they had me defeated miserable and I surrendered under her terms to visit Fluttershy and give her a chance to apologize for giving me the Stare. That made me think that maybe the ponies and inhabitants here held some sort of resistance from the stare due to all the silly magic going around. With much reluctance and dark feelings I agreed to talk to Fluttershy today. Of course Twilight had already invited her over and anticipated my resistance and had made a list of things we could talk about. The list was terrible like she had gotten it from a book. Wait this is Twilight were talking about she probably did get it from a book. She needs to get laid or something way too uptight of course whenever I said that to her she just blushed and stammered out that she wasn’t ready for anything like that.

“So Twilight when is Fluttershy coming over so I can prepare to shield my eyes from that demonic gaze of hers. Still can’t believe your friends with a demon and you’re in denial about it.” I say to get a disapproving glare from Twilight.

“Fluttershy is not a demon J. You’re just letting your imagination getting the better of you.” Twilight said

“Yeah and I live in a yellow submarine, I’m telling you that bitch is a demony, hell spawn or something. You didn’t see what I saw in that stare.” I shivered thinking about it again.

“J it’s not nice to call others names. Now be nice or I’ll put you in timeout.” Twilight said somewhat serious but jokingly.

“Time out? Pssh I wish you’d try. I’ll knock down every book of the shelf and steal Spike away so you have to do it alone.” I say threateningly.

“You do realize I have magic and I could just put it all back in a manner of minutes?” Twilight said with a grin. It was that I win kind of grins.

“Cheater.” I said pouting off to the side and of course Twilight laughed at me and my antics. I think sometimes that she just likes crushing my good moods. Even though I had only been here a week I had gotten along with everyone just fine. With the exception of Fluttershy of course, whenever she came by trying to see me I would hide away until she left. I was a damn good hider too; they couldn’t find me until I wanted to be found. I never took chances with Fluttershy she was a demon pretending to be a pony so that meant that she was a scout or something bad. Don’t get me wrong I wasn’t scared or anything I was downright terrified. I’d rather take on a herd of manticores then have to take on a demon. You don’t hear anything good about demons because they’re evil and demonic. It took me a minute to accept the fact that horses, excuse me, “Ponies” can talk. I still have trouble accepting this as reality. I’ve stopped caring where I am and how I got here and just lived to continue existing. It felt weird knowing that I killed myself only to land up here and try to live now. Some might call it irony. It was now that I retreated to the bathroom to freshen up with my meeting with ‘Fluttershy’. As I stripped myself of the new clothing I received from Rarity which was a black silken pants and a matching shirt. I couched into the short shower and turned the nozzle sideways to turn it on. These ponies only have one setting and that’s hot for the shower. I eventually sat in the small tub letting the water hit my face. I could feel the hot drops flow down my cheeks and I could almost see a woman’s face in the background. I shake my head and instantly focus on the shower, pushing away my memories. I left that life behind and it will only hurt me to think of it.

I turn off the shower and dry myself off. I look in the mirror at myself and grin. My body is well defined ripe with muscles and scars. I have three claws of a Manticore across my chest and claw marks all along my back from Timberwolves that never healed right. I also saw the whip marks that permantly stain my upper shoulders and the jagged cut marks on both shoulder blades. I check my arms and see that my tattoo still lies there, as a permanent reminder of who I once was. The tattoo is a black like wormhole to signify the faction I belonged to. I quickly throw on my pants and shirt to cover up the scars. It’s surprising the girls never saw them. Then again I had caked on dirt from a month’s worth of living in the Everfree at the time.

I step outside the door to see Twilight talking to Fluttershy and I quietly slam the door shut. I take a deep breath in an attempt to calm myself. “Come on J, you got this she’s just a little harmless pony. She wouldn’t hurt a fly.” I take a deep breath and embrace my impending doom with the demon I am to face. My face bore a pained grin as if it hurt to smile. I approached Twilight and Fluttershy my legs shaking as I thought of every unbearable pain she could put my through. “Hey guys how’s it going?” I say through clenched teeth.

“Eeep” Fluttershy says as she dashes into her mane and me being the manly man I am grab Twilight up and hold her out towards Fluttershy as if offering her up.

“Take Twilight I’d be a terrible meal I'm all gristly and tough and tangy not good at all for a demon like you to eat. Just let me live!!! I swear I won’t take Twilight’s notes and hide them from her anymore!” I say in the most groveling and pathetic way I can.

“J put me down and HEY! You’re the one moving my notes! Those are important you know.” Twilight says reprimanding me.

“Just tell your demon friend not to kill me please.” I say as I put Twilight down all the while she’s giving me the death glare. I hear a little mumble come from Fluttershy that I didn’t quite hear. “You say something oh mighty and powerful demon?” I ask while bowing before her, to show her that I mean no harm.

“Ummm, I'm not a demon you know. In case you didn’t know, I mean if that’s alright with you.” She says shyly. Then that got me thinking that maybe she really was a regular old pony or maybe she’s possessed by a demon. Definitely feel strongly about the possession theory so all I really have to do is stay on her good side and not piss her off.

“Yeah that’s alright with me. Sorry just that your stare that you did messed me up pretty bad.” I say nonchalantly quickly standing back up only to frighten Fluttershy more.

“Ohh were you hurt? You’re ok aren’t you?” She says quickly flying to put a hoof on my forehead looking me over to see if I was hurt. I got a mischievous glint in my eyes as I thought of how I could turn this into a more entertaining conversation.

“If you wanted to check me out all you had to do was ask.” I say with a grin. I hear Twilight facehoof at the comment.

“Eeep!” Is all get out of Fluttershy as she hides back in her mane blushing profusely still hovering in the air. I subtly lean forward into Fluttershy so that I’m near her ear.

“You know if you want to do more than just look I’ll be more than happy to oblige anytime you want.” I whisper into her ear seductively. With that comment I believe I made her heart stop beating as her whole face lit up a bright crimson. Her wings pop open solidly and she lands to the ground with a thud. Her entire body was frozen and it looked like I broke her. I burst out laughing at her reaction. I was actually rolling on the floor laughing my ass off at this. Twilight runs over to Fluttershy to see what was wrong with her only to see that frozen face of amazement on her.

“What did you do to her? What did you say?” Twilight asks me. I am still laughing uncontrollable while Twilight glares at me trying to look serious, which only further amuses me. I laugh for what seems like forever until I finally climb back to my feet still giggling.

“You should ask her when she wakes up.” I say giggling with every word and when I finish I burst out laughing uncontrollable again. I don’t think Twilight liked that very much as she harrumphed at me and moved her friend away. I was too busy laughing like a madman at the ridiculous situation that had occurred. I have never laughed so much in my life before. The rest of the day I had a sore throat. It was well worth the laugh though. I’m starting to enjoy life for once. Hopefully it’ll last but like all good things this won’t last. Later on that evening Twilight got a letter from Princess Sunbutt or something stupid saying that she wanted to meet me tomorrow. Let me clear up one thing. I hate royalty. This isn't going to end well.

A/N: Sorry it took so long been procrastinating to be honest. Damn my laziness. More giggles for now and in the next chapter a meeting with Celestia!? * Que dramatic drum roll* So little spoiler there for what to expect.

Ca/n I really do enjoy working with my friends on these stories hope you all enjoy this one.